The Humanoid Typhoon walked around Mei City with a smirk on his face.
His arms braced a bag of doughnuts that he had just purchased. Eagerly, he
reached in, stuffing his face with one and chewing loudly and obnoxiously.
He had a goofy grin on his face after he swallowed the doughnut.
His hand waved over to a group of beautiful woman dressed in tight garments showing a little too much cleavage. One of the females gave Vash a wink and waved lightly toward him. "Oh yeah. she digs me.. " Vash said to himself as he walked away from the woman.
He suddenly felt a fist slam against his head. "ARGH!" he yelled as he turned back to see Meryl Strife and Millie Thompson behind him. "Hello Mr. Vash!" Millie yelled at the top of her lungs. "No!" Vash placed a hand over Millie's mouth and looked around, hoping nobody had heard the loud- mouthed woman who seemed to have the personality of a five year old.
Nobody had heard or nobody seemed to care at the moment, as they were all walking around, doing their own thing, minding their own business. Vash let out a sigh of relief. "What are you girls doing here?" he asked.
"What do you think we're doing? We're doing our job.." Meryl mumbled as she shook her head. "And what's the big deal with you hitting on those women! They're way out of your league!"
Vash's eye twitched as he glared at Meryl. "What do you mean out of my league!" Meryl fanned herself. The heat sure was increasing. You could feel it cooking up your skin. It was like they were under an oven light. She looked to him, not hearing a word he had spoken. "I'm sorry, did you say something?"
Vash slapped his face and shook his head. "Woman are weird.", he mumbled. These insurance girls were giving him a major headache. Maybe it would just be better if he knocked them both unconscious and throw them over a cliff. No, no. He couldn't do that. Killing is bad! That was part of his important morals anyway.
Millie picked up Meryl and moved closer to a building while Vash stood there shaking his head. "Why me.." Vash complained. "Um. Mr. Vash, watch out!" Millie warned. Vash pulled his hand away and looked to see a swarm of people rushing his way. "AH! WHAT THE?!" Vash was knocked down and stomped by hundreds of feet. He twitched and spasmed after the crowd had ran down the dirt road.
"Geez, Meryl. what was that about?" Millie wondered as she placed Meryl down on her feet. Meryl felt so tiny compared to everyone else. She dusted herself off and shook her head as she answered. "I have no clue." She looked down at Vash. "Are you still alive?" Vash leapt to his feet, nodding quickly. "It takes more a crowd of excited people to take me out!" Vash answered with a smile. "Shucks." Meryl snapped her fingers in disappointment. "What's that suppose to mean!?" Vash asked. His eyes widened in anger. "Nothing! Calm down Mr. Outlaw." Meryl answered. "Let's go see what all the commotion in about!" Millie grabbed both Vash and Meryl by the hands and started to run toward the crowd. Vash and Meryl fell to the floor and got dragged by the tall, childish woman.
"ARGH! IT BURNS!" Vash screamed. Meryl looked as if her eyes were going to pop out of their sockets. "Millie! Don't pull to hard! You might pull my arm out!"
Millie stopped and let them both go as she looked up on at a man standing on a wooden stage. "Come one, come all! The Mei City yearly festival event is going to start tomorrow! Please don't hesitate to grab your young one's and loved one's and bring them on down!" The man was dressed like a clown and even wore make up and a funny orange wig. Millie began to giggle.
"Oh, Meryl! Vash! Let's go to the carnival!" Millie jumped up and down excitedly. Vash and Meryl both stood up at the same time. "Carnival, huh? Sounds fun." Vash commented. Meryl looked at him and shook her head. "Carnivals are for children." Vash smirked as he looked back at Meryl and replied "Well, yer short enough to be a child!"
A moment later, Millie and Meryl walked away from the crowd. Vash was lying with his face against the ground, a huge bruise sticking out of his head. "Why me.. Why me!" he cried. People stared at him weirdly. "Weirdo." the clown muttered as he walked off stage.
His hand waved over to a group of beautiful woman dressed in tight garments showing a little too much cleavage. One of the females gave Vash a wink and waved lightly toward him. "Oh yeah. she digs me.. " Vash said to himself as he walked away from the woman.
He suddenly felt a fist slam against his head. "ARGH!" he yelled as he turned back to see Meryl Strife and Millie Thompson behind him. "Hello Mr. Vash!" Millie yelled at the top of her lungs. "No!" Vash placed a hand over Millie's mouth and looked around, hoping nobody had heard the loud- mouthed woman who seemed to have the personality of a five year old.
Nobody had heard or nobody seemed to care at the moment, as they were all walking around, doing their own thing, minding their own business. Vash let out a sigh of relief. "What are you girls doing here?" he asked.
"What do you think we're doing? We're doing our job.." Meryl mumbled as she shook her head. "And what's the big deal with you hitting on those women! They're way out of your league!"
Vash's eye twitched as he glared at Meryl. "What do you mean out of my league!" Meryl fanned herself. The heat sure was increasing. You could feel it cooking up your skin. It was like they were under an oven light. She looked to him, not hearing a word he had spoken. "I'm sorry, did you say something?"
Vash slapped his face and shook his head. "Woman are weird.", he mumbled. These insurance girls were giving him a major headache. Maybe it would just be better if he knocked them both unconscious and throw them over a cliff. No, no. He couldn't do that. Killing is bad! That was part of his important morals anyway.
Millie picked up Meryl and moved closer to a building while Vash stood there shaking his head. "Why me.." Vash complained. "Um. Mr. Vash, watch out!" Millie warned. Vash pulled his hand away and looked to see a swarm of people rushing his way. "AH! WHAT THE?!" Vash was knocked down and stomped by hundreds of feet. He twitched and spasmed after the crowd had ran down the dirt road.
"Geez, Meryl. what was that about?" Millie wondered as she placed Meryl down on her feet. Meryl felt so tiny compared to everyone else. She dusted herself off and shook her head as she answered. "I have no clue." She looked down at Vash. "Are you still alive?" Vash leapt to his feet, nodding quickly. "It takes more a crowd of excited people to take me out!" Vash answered with a smile. "Shucks." Meryl snapped her fingers in disappointment. "What's that suppose to mean!?" Vash asked. His eyes widened in anger. "Nothing! Calm down Mr. Outlaw." Meryl answered. "Let's go see what all the commotion in about!" Millie grabbed both Vash and Meryl by the hands and started to run toward the crowd. Vash and Meryl fell to the floor and got dragged by the tall, childish woman.
"ARGH! IT BURNS!" Vash screamed. Meryl looked as if her eyes were going to pop out of their sockets. "Millie! Don't pull to hard! You might pull my arm out!"
Millie stopped and let them both go as she looked up on at a man standing on a wooden stage. "Come one, come all! The Mei City yearly festival event is going to start tomorrow! Please don't hesitate to grab your young one's and loved one's and bring them on down!" The man was dressed like a clown and even wore make up and a funny orange wig. Millie began to giggle.
"Oh, Meryl! Vash! Let's go to the carnival!" Millie jumped up and down excitedly. Vash and Meryl both stood up at the same time. "Carnival, huh? Sounds fun." Vash commented. Meryl looked at him and shook her head. "Carnivals are for children." Vash smirked as he looked back at Meryl and replied "Well, yer short enough to be a child!"
A moment later, Millie and Meryl walked away from the crowd. Vash was lying with his face against the ground, a huge bruise sticking out of his head. "Why me.. Why me!" he cried. People stared at him weirdly. "Weirdo." the clown muttered as he walked off stage.