It was one fine day in the Shire when Merry and Pippin came tumbling down from the top of Frodo's hobbit hole. They were screaming profanities like there was no tomorrow and all of Hobbiton was extremely confused by there actions.

"What the heck happened to you two?" asked Frodo coming out of his sanctuary after hearing all the commotion.

"Legolas…" panted out Pippin. Merry just nodded his head as he bent over trying to catch his breath.

"That (censored) elf took us up to your roof and flashed us!" Frodo gave a shocked look to their response.

"He flashed you?!?" Frodo gasped.

"Yes, he flashed us!" shouted Merry. "And will someone please tell me when Legolas A MALE ELF grew boobs!" Frodo nearly fainted at the idea.

"Where did he go off too? Very rude of him, flashing us, pushing us off the roof, and then disappearing. I can't believe the obscenity of that elf," Pippin said. At this comment Frodo did indeed faint.

[that was "Ellie's Girl and now you may have to hurt her.. So go ahead. : ) lol I might get a lot of flames posting this but oh well… have erm fun?]