[A/N: Wow you're here again, you just get nicer and nicer. So, you wanna read more? Kewl. Alright then since you asked... even if you didn't... here's the next part of my story. Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Chapter 3- Safe violence Kagome: "Why don't we try something more safe, like bumper cars," Inu Yasha: "We're getting into the car already?" Kagome: "No Inu Yasha, bumper cars is a ride," Inu Yasha: "Whatever," Miroku: "Sango, will you sit by me?" Sango: "Fortunately this ride is one person to a seat," Miroku: "Awwww," They got in line for the bumper cars, waiting for their turn. They got to see the other people go on the bumper cars. Miroku: "Isn't this game a little violent?" Sango: "Sure, but it's safe violence," Miroku: "Safe violence?" Sango: "Yeah, see those black things around the cars, they keep you from getting hurt," Miroku: "Well ok, if your sure," Kagome: "Come on it's our turn!" They got in, Kagome helped Inu Yasha get his seat belt on. Then Kagome got in her car and got her seat belt on. Sango got her seat belt on and told Miroku how to put his on. Yeah, like she'd even go near him to buckle his seat belt. Miroku did his best to buckle it, little did he know Sango and Kagome had planned something. Mwhahahaha! Kagome: "Alright it's starting!" Miroku: "Oh god!" Inu Yasha: "Heh," Sango: "Let's go!" The ride began and people were bumping each other. Inu Yasha and Miroku didn't know how to work it. Kagome: "Oh! Inu Yasha you move those levers forward to go forward and backwards to go well, backwards!" Sango: "Same for you Miroku!" Miroku: "Ok!" started moving around Inu Yasha: "This is actually......fun," Kagome: "Oh my god! Inu Yasha I can't believe you said that!" Inu Yasha: "Yeah, well.......Miroku what are you doing?!" Miroku: "Falling!!!!!!" falls out of the car Sango: "Yes! Finally! Let's get him!" Miroku: "NOOOOO!!!!!!" Kagome: "OH YEAH!!!!!" Miroku: "I will not live to see tomorrow!" Inu Yasha: "Is there a hidden agenda here?" Sango: "Just keep running into the wall and let us do our stuff!" Miroku: "Ahhhhhhh!" gets crushed in between Sango and Kagome's bumper cars "I'm 'n 'ain!" Kagome: "I'm sorry what was that?" Sango: "I think he said crush me!" Miroku: "NOOOOO!" Sango and Kagome backed up to hit Miroku at full force. Then Inu Yasha came behind Kagome and got knocked out of his seat and car and fell into Sango's lap! Inu Yasha: "Uh, hi Sango," Sango: "GET OFF!!!!" swerves bumper car and heads for the wall "HAPPY TRAILS!" rams into the wall and sends Inu Yasha into the center of the building. Where he landed on some poor "innocent" lady in the crowd. Lady: "Get off you pervert!! You stupid man, coming on to me like that!" pushes off Inu Yasha Miroku: "What'd I do?" Kagome: "Not you, Inu Yasha!" Miroku: "Oh, hey but I'm the pervert of the story!" Sango: "He's right ya know!" Kagome: "Yeah, we only need one pervert in this story, I guess we'll have to get rid of one!" Miroku: "Yeah, that's right," Sango: "Uh-huh, and since you're the closest one.......GET 'EM!" Miroku: "Ahhhhhhh!" Kagome and Sango rammed Miroku as hard as they could, causing him to cry like a baby. Then they stopped, because they actually felt sorry for him, for a few seconds. They picked him up and threw him out of the ride, he crashed into the vending machine causing a pop to fall out. Worker guy: "Please don't come on this ride again, we don't have good insurance," Sango: "Yeah yeah. Our revenge is done anyways," Miroku: "Ow..." Kagome: walks over to vending machine "Hey, free pop," Sango: "Yeah, maybe each time we want pop we should just throw Miroku at the vending machine. It simple, funny, and free," Miroku: "Maybe for you," Kagome: "Duh,"