[A/N: Yo! Having fun yet? To tell you the truth I would have a headache.... but that's just cause my friend Ukyou only has two volumes.. loud and louder... god I need asprin. Alright while I go get some you can read. Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Chapter 4- Misunderstandings and the Himalaya They walked around to find Inu Yasha, they finally did. They really didn't expect this. Inu Yasha: "I'm sorry lady!" Lady: "Yeah, sure!" Inu Yasha: "I would never come onto an ugly lady like you!" Lady: "Is that so?" takes out pepper spray and sprays Inu Yasha's clothes Inu Yasha: "What was that for ya hag?" Sango: "Yeah, she could've at least sprayed him in the eyes or asked me to," Lady: "For this!" lights a match and sets Inu Yasha's clothes on fire Inu Yasha: "Ha! My clothes are flame proof!" Kagome: "Uh, Inu Yasha. She lit the non-flame proof clothes on fire," Inu Yasha: "OH MY GOD!" Miroku: "W T F ?" Kagome: "Water Tree Flowers?!" Sango: "Yeah, but it also means," whispers into Kagome's ear Kagome: smacks Miroku in the head "Not in front of the kids Miroku!" Sango: "Also that's Nanaki-chan, Momo, and Sae's joke! Don't steal swear word jokes!" Miroku: "Ok Sango," Inu Yasha: running around DinoRex "Put it out! Put it out!" Kagome: "Like we want to," Sango: "Got any hair spray?" Kagome: "Hair spray?" Sango: "Uh-huh, we can burn him to a crisp!" Kagome: "Sorry it's in my other make up kit," Sango: "Crap," Inu Yasha: "A little help!" Kagome: "What should we do now?" Sango: "Well, we should at least put him out," Kagome: "Why?" Sango: "You wanna partner on the Himalaya, don't you?" Kagome: "Good point," grabs a giant pitcher of coke that was on the table near her and pours it on Inu Yasha, who might as well be called "BBQ Yasha". Inu Yasha: "It was about time!" Kagome: "You're welcome!" Miroku: "So what are we going on next Sango?" Sango: "Personally I'd like you to go through a paper shredder, but we'll go on the Himalaya instead," Miroku: "What kind of demon is a Himalaya?" Sango: "It's a bunch of little demons hooked together, they spin around in a circle really fast and then spin in the opposite direction really fast, then it's over," Miroku: "Is that it?" Sango: "Yes, it's fun, come on," drags Miroku to the Himalaya Inu Yasha: "Now that I'm able to move without hurting, what are we doing next?" Kagome: "We're going on the Himalaya," The four of them ran over to the line for the Himalaya. Inu Yasha seemed impressed by how fast the ride was going, Kagome was excited about going on, Miroku was scared to death and was holding onto Sango, Sango was really annoyed and punched Miroku in the head. Then it was their turn to go on the ride. They showed the guys their bracelets and got in. Kagome and Inu Yasha sat in a yellow car and Sango and Miroku sat in a green car. Kagome: "Oh yeah! I love this ride, this is gonna be so fun!" Inu Yasha: "Yeah yeah," Miroku: "I don't know about this," Sango: "You can leave, I don't mind at all," Miroku: "But then you'll be alone, I'll do it for you Sango," Sango: "Oh yeah poor me, all by myself with no one to bother me and I'm happy. Should you leave that would never happen, boo who," Miroku: "That's why I'll stay!" Sango: "Yeah yeah, shut up, I'll put on our seat belt," puts seat belt on Miroku: "Look, this seat belt binds us together, for it knows that we belong," Sango: "Or maybe it's here for me to strangle you, for it knows that you shouldn't be allowed to live," Miroku: Really isn't listening and has a weird smile on his face Sango: "Why even bother to get a bit of knowledge in that thick head of his," Kagome: "I wonder what Sango and Miroku are talking about," puts on their seat belt Inu Yasha: "Trust me, you don't wanna know," Kagome: "Alright, whatever," The ride began and it started picking up speed, and what do ya know Sango and Kagome were on the side that got pushed on to the other side. [A/N: In other words Kagome is pushed against Inu Yasha and Sango gets pushed against Miroku.] Inu Yasha: "Kagome? What are you doing?!" holding Kagome to keep her off of him Sango: "Oh god!" trying to push away from Miroku Miroku: "Awwww! I want what they have!" Sango: "He's trying to keep her off of him! Sure then why don't we?" Miroku: "Nothing is ever right between us," Sango: "And that's a bad thing?" Miroku: starts crying loudly Sango: "Oh shut up!" pushes Miroku so hard his head that it smashed into the entrance gate," Miroku fell out of the Himalaya just as it started to go backwards and of course Miroku was right on the tracks. So of course it ran right over him and crushed his thick head. Inu Yasha: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" Kagome: "Inu Yasha you are so insensitive!" pushes Inu Yasha off of the ride, he gets run over too Inu Yasha: "OW! CRAP! OW!" Sango: "Well well, mashed Miroku and scrambled Inu Yasha! Please dig in!" Kagome: Laughing hysterically "I am a little hungry! laughs again The ride came to a quick stop, with Kagome and Sango laughing and Miroku and Inu Yasha, I wanna say, close to dead. Worker guy: "Would you kindly exit your friends and yourselfs away from this ride!" Sango: "Yeah yeah, we know the routine!" drags Miroku off as Kagome dragged Inu Yasha Kagome: "Could we try to go on a ride without getting kicked off?" Sango: "We brought Inu Yasha and Miroku didn't we?" Kagome: "Good point,"