[A/N: (Sigh) Now that my head isn't about to explode I can continue. So, ya like my story thus far? You wanna read more? You into it? You like double half calf hazle nut columbian roast coffee with a twist of lemon and a splash of nonfat milk?... just asking.... ok let's go. Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Chapter 5- Eating and fighting Inu Yasha: "I'm hungry!" Sango: "Well you should be, you just got your stomach flattened by the Himalaya," Miroku: "I'm hungry too," Sango: "Fine! We'll get pizza! Go sit down at the eating area!" walked over to the food counter Kagome: "Come on you two," walks Inu Yasha and Miroku to the eating area Sango: "Um hi, I'd like to order a large cheese pizza," Counter guy: "Two cheese burgers?" Sango: "No, I want a large cheese pizza!" Counter guy: "Right, a large pasta," Sango: "NO! I WANT A LARGE CHEESE PIZZA! YOU MORON!" Counter guy: "Alright, you don't have to yell, sheesh, I'll get your pizza, it will be ready in 10 minutes," Sango: --;;; walks to eating area and sits next to Miroku Miroku: "Hi Sango!" smiles and puts his left hand on the table Sango: "Move your hand Miroku!" Miroku: picks up left hand off the table Sango: "The one on my knee!" Miroku: moves hand quickly Counter guy: "Miss! Your pizza is done!" Sango: "Thanks, coming!" runs over to the counter Counter guy: "That will be $10.50 please," Sango: "What?!?!" releases that hidden knife in her right sleeve "How about I take the pizza or I cut your head off?" Counter guy: "Ok! That works fine!" Sango: "Thank you," pushes knife back into place and takes the pizza Miroku: "Yay! Go food, go food! takes a piece of the pizza and begins eating Sango: "Miroku how did you learn how to eat pizza?" Miroku: Eating and not listening Kagome: "He stole some from that kid over there and just shoved it in his mouth," Kid: "Daddy! That mean man took my pizza!" Dad: "I'll get him son!" cracks knuckles and walks over to Miroku Kagome: "Uh Miroku, I'd watch out!" Dad: "This will teach you to mess with my son!" punches out Miroku Sango: "I see," staring at Miroku who is now unconscious on the floor Inu Yasha: Studying the pizza and then shoved it in his mouth "Hey, this human food ain't too bad," Kagome: "Well I'm happy you like it Inu Yasha, just don't make a mess," Inu Yasha: Not listening and making a mess Kagome: --;; "Of course" Miroku: "Man, that made me look like a total whimp, I'm glad Sango wasn't watching!" Sango: Laughing with Kagome "And when the dad came over and beat the crap out of Miroku!" laughs again Miroku: "Aw man! I must think of a way to make Sango like me," starts thinking " I've got it!" walks over to Sango Sango: Still laughing Miroku: "Uh, Sango, did you ever think of getting married and having kids?" Sango: -- "No," Miroku: "What if you met the right man, a man who would do anything for you, be your devoted slave, what would you do then Sango?" Sango: "I would pity them," Miroku: "Oh," tries to pick up his drink but spills it, all over Sango "Oh my god! Sango I'm sorry!" Sango: "Miroku! I will kill you! This will not come out of my kimono easily!" Kagome: "No it won't, that was coke!" Inu Yasha: "Why don't you just where your demon slayer outfit?" Sango: "Let me think Inu Yasha, no! The people here don't know about demon slayers!" Inu Yasha: "Well that sucks," Kagome: "Wait Sango, I have an extra outfit in my trunk, you can wear that!" Sango: "Thanks Kagome!" runs out and comes back five minutes later in an ugly black dress --;;;; Inu Yasha: "Bwahahahahaha! You look like an idiot!" Sango: "Uh! One more word and your dead!" Kagome: "Sorry, it's kind of big, but it's all I got," Sango: "It's big and ugly!" Miroku: "I think you look great in whatever you where!" Sango: "Your opinion means nothing!" Kagome: "Well, let's play some games! They're always fun!" Inu Yasha: "Fine, I don't give," Miroku: "Games!" Sango: "Wahoo," Kagome: "I'll take Inu Yasha and Sango, you take Miroku," drags Inu Yasha off Sango: "Why does God do this to me? Today he appears out of the clouds and says I hate you Sango!" Miroku: "Why are you talking to yourself?" Sango: "Why are you a complete idiot? No one knows, now shut up and come on!" drags Miroku off Miroku: watching some kid play a game Sango: trying to get away from Miroku Little boy: "Why are you dressed like that?" Sango: "Like what?" Little boy: "Like your going to a funeral, why are you dressed like somebody died?" Sango: "Oh, heh, just wait," Little boy: "Mommy!" runs away Sango: "Heh heh," [A/N: HAHA! I did that to a kid once... I forgot what he said to me but I did say it. Wow... good old days.... ugh I am not old... but that's not the point.. ugh! Whatever, see ya later. I need a double half calf hazle nut columbian roast coffee with a twist of lemon and a splash of nonfat milk.]