[A/N: Alright, this is where I think the fun begins! But you know... only I could come up with this... I mean me and Kagome of course! Hehe, I better go before she kills me.... again,] Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Chapter 8- The gas station 3 minutes later Miroku: "Hey Sango, can you show me how to drive?" Sango: "No!" Miroku: "Please?" rubs her leg Sango: 00 "That's it!" takes off seat belt and attacks Miroku in the back seat Miroku: "AHHHHHHH! Have mercy!" gets strangled Kagome: "The car!" Inu Yasha: "I got it!!!!" grabs the steering wheel Kagome: "We're all doomed," Sango: "Die, perverted scum!" Miroku: "WAHHHHHH!" Inu Yasha: "This ain't too bad," spinning steering wheel insanely Kagome: "AHHHHHHH!" gets thrown forward Sango: "Huh?!?!" gets thrown onto Miroku Miroku: "Heh heh," grabs Sango Sango: "Uh, die!" strangles him again You see, Inu Yasha was driving, well I wouldn't call it that. I would call it, uh, suicide! He was driving as straight as a person drawing a straight line in a pick up truck on a road filled with pot holes with little animals (mainly squirrels and gophers) biting at the tires! Understand? Me neither................screw you! Inu Yasha: "Oh my god!" crashes car into a curb Kagome: "Oh great, this isn't even my car!" Sango: "Well I feel better actually," Miroku: "Huh? What's that smell?" Sango: "Uh, if your asking then it's nothing," Miroku: "No, I really smell something," Inu Yasha: "Hey, I smell it too, uh, what is that?" plugs nose Kagome: "Huh? OH MY GOD! IT'S GASOLINE! RUN!" Sango: "Aw crap!" They all ran out of the car and right after that the car exploded! Bits and pieces of the car flew into the air and the rest was getting scorched by flames. Miroku: "Uh Sango?" Sango: "Huh?" Miroku: "How did you fit your hiraikotsu in your, uh, dress?" Sango: "I found some magic that came minimize and maximize objects," looks at dress, takes it off and now in her demon slayer outfit Kagome: "Well, I'm in deep shit, that was my mom's car! Guess we'll have to walk," Inu Yasha: "Finally, I've been wanting to walk!" Miroku: "Oh goody," Sango: "God Miroku, you have the vocabulary of a four year old!" Kagome: "Come on, it'll take us a good thirty minutes before we get home," Inu Yasha: "If you ride on my back it won't take long," Sango: "But we're in Kagome's era, remember?" Inu Yasha: "Oh right," fixes his hat [A/N: Which miraculously stayed on his head, I don't know how! Shut up!] They started walking along the sidewalk, oh, don't worry, they were on a deserted road when the car exploded. I'm sure community service people will clean that right up. ;;; Then, they finally came across a gas station, they figured they could rest there or get a drink for a minute. Sango: "Finally, more human life!" Miroku: "What's wrong with my human life?" Sango: "Don't get me started, plus, I left my list of "Miroku's worthless abilities" in our era," Kagome: "Let's see if we can get a drink or something," started walking to gas station the others followed her Inu Yasha: "So, what is this dirty place? It smells like your car before it blew up," Kagome: -- "Glad you noticed. This is a gas station, people get stuff for their cars here," Inu Yasha: "Then why are we going here, your car isn't really with us anymore," Kagome: "Yeah, but they sometimes sell food and drinks here," Sango: "As long as there's stuff there that's useful I'm happy," Miroku: "Like me!" Sango: "Actually things that are the exact opposite of you," followed them to the gas station Inside the gas station Kagome: "Hello sir, do you mind if we rest here for a while?" Guy: "Sure, take what you like school chick," Kagome: -- "Uh-huh," Guy: "What about hat boy, wannabe king, and armor prostitute?" Sango: 00 "I'll give you prostitute you cheap son of a!" about to attack him Kagome: "Sango! Whoa, chill!" ran in front of Sango to restrain her Miroku: "Yes, and I have no desire to be king," Sango: "Actually you should be a king," Miroku: "Really?" Sango: "Yes, the king of garbage in Antarctica," Inu Yasha: "Hat boy?!?!" Kagome: " Uh......he's just complimenting your hat," Inu Yasha: "Yeah, well he can compliment my foot up his-" Kagome: "INU YASHA! Eh-em, let's calm down," Guy: "Your friends are violent ones, but that girl, she's something else," Kagome: "Sango?" Guy: "Is that her beautiful name?" Kagome: "Oh boy," Miroku: "But Sango I want the chips!" Sango: "But Miroku, that aerosol can is much more healthy," Kagome: "Excuse me," runs over to Sango and Miroku "Sango will you stop?" Sango: "Fine, but I'm not the be you should be talking to," Kagome: "Huh?" sees Miroku about to eat the aerosol can "Ahhhhhhh!" runs over to Miroku and grabs can Miroku: "Hey, that's mine, get your own," Kagome: "Miroku, this stuff is poison!" Miroku: "My Sango would never!" Kagome: "I beg to differ," Guy: "Hm, looks like I have competition with this Miroku," walks over to Sango Sango: "Hello, what do you want," Guy: "Uh, hi, uh, Sango. Your pretty," Sango: "Gee, thanks, I'm flattered. Now if you enjoy the shape of your head and don't want it disfigured I suggest you step away from me in the next five seconds," Guy: Runs back to his counter "Seems she wants to play hard to get," Inu Yasha: "I want the ramen and the coke!" Kagome: "Yeah, sure, bring it to the counter, then give the man this green paper, k?" Inu Yasha: "Yeah, ok," walks over to the counter "I'll have this stuff. Here," hands guy Kagome's money Guy: "Ok, thank you. Hey wait," Inu Yasha: "Hm?" Guy: "What can you tell me about Sango?" Inu Yasha: "Well, she's a dem- uh she's a girl," Guy: -- "Besides that, how old is she? Family? Friends? Pets?" Inu Yasha: "Heh heh, well I think she's 15 or 16, she had a mom, dad, and brother, but they were all killed, we're her friends, she has a pet, uh, cat named Kilala, and Miroku loves her like a moron," Guy: "That Miroku has got to go," [A/N: Ah ha... the plot thickens... ok.. well I'm hungry now... so I'll see ya later.]