"Sora." A familiar voice purred out his name.
"Oh how is my sexy little boy-toy doing?"
The brunette grinned at his lovers words "Riku, you know how I love you as much as a Vanilla milkshake (yummy)"
"WTH? I'm not Riku!"
Sora Slowly looked up 'Who could it be then?'
To his horror he looked up and saw the least sexiest person "Grandpa! What are you doing?"
The old man smiled while doing a naked dance "Like what you see?"
Sora woke up screaming.
He was rock hard over his freakin' grandpa!!!! That's it I'm not ever going to visit my grandparents again!
He had to get his "problem" under control so he turned on the T.V.
Wow look at those soft squishy red balls!
Click
Cricky that's a huge one!
Click
Viagra, please your partner all night long.
Click
Get these hot juicy hot dogs for only $1.99 a pound.
Click
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
Turns off the T.V. very violently
"Damn now I want some hotdogs!"
Walking slowly down while still cursing himself for turning on the television Sora misses a stair and falls down the rest of them waking up his thought to be lover in his dream, the one and only Riku!
"What the hell is all that noise for?"
Slowly descending the stairs Riku stops suddenly looking at his roommate laying naked on the kitchen floor.
"Wow! Some one had a HAPPY dream" The silver haired boy's eyes were glued to Sora's nice little (well actually it wasn't that little) arousal.
"Shut up Riku and why are you looking any way?!?"
"Well you know how I can't ignore such sexy things !"
Sora blushing full force said imitating the sexiest voice he could "Well you know any time any where "
Riku thinking of how Sora would be in bed totally missed this statement.
" Earth to Riku! I know you've never seen me naked before, but that doesn't mean you have to drool!"
The older of the two boys looked down to see a long trail of saliva flowing down his shirt. Embarrassed Riku wiped all the spit out and out of nowhere asked "So is there anything good in the fridge?"
"I dunno let me look" Sora stood up and walked over to the fridge and opened it. "We only have whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and fruit."
A new trail of slobber flowed down Riku's shirt while he was thinking of all the things that stuff could be used for. "Are you thinking of what I'm thinking?"
"If it involves spreading and licking then yes."
"Wow that was what I was thinking!"
Sora looked up with a joking look on his face "You were thinking of licking buttered toast?"
Busting out laughing Riku looks at Sora and says "Actually I was thinking of turning you into my midnight snack!"