Surprise! {Chapter Three: Kiss Number Two}
By: Kikyouko
A/N: This has a fluff yaoi in it so please DO NOT read it if you are going
to flame me. I really hope you enjoy this chapter. I know I will!
"Did they just...say...what...I think they said?" Kurama asked still shocked at the moment. Kuwabara nodded and soon lost all amazement. He soon burst into laughter.
"Hey Kurama! Now Yusuke and Hiei are gay!" He continued to laugh until he caught Kurama's evil glare. It seemed like Kurama was offended by his comment.
"Kuwabara, that is no laughing matter! I don't think you have the right to be calling them that. Anyways Hiei is also a woman. Didn't you ever pick up that he his a Koorami...-" Kurama was suddenly cut off by Yukina who had just stepped into the room.
"Which means ice-maiden. Hiei is not only my brother, but he also is just like me. We are twins, born in the same place and time, have the same parents, and are both ice-maidens." Yukina said in a very angry tone. She hated when others made jokes and didn't even know the real truth. Kuwabara looked down to the ground and frowned.
"I am sorry, Kurama, Yukina. I didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings. I can't help my self sometimes." He said looking back towards the two. Yukina smiled and looked at Kurama with a look of forgiveness.
"Okay, okay. I forgive you." Kurama said as Yukina blushed and sighed. "I do as well. There is no way I could ever be mad at my boyfriend." Yukina muttered blushing. Kuwabara's eyes sparkled as he looked at Yukina.
"Do you really mean that!?" He questioned as he jumped into the air and bounced off almost all of the walls. Yukina nodded as she walked over to the sink and filled a glass with water.
"I wonder where my brother and Hiei went?" Yukina tipped her cup a bit and stole a sip from the glass. Kurama looked out the window and wondered a bit.
"Maybe..." He started. "No...That can't be." He continued. "Ah, yes! Hiei is in the Makai with Yusuke." He stopped pondering and announced in a perky cheery kind of way.
"Wait. Hold on Kurama...What's a Makai???" Kuwabara asked. Kurama tried to hold back a laugh. Soon his laugh slipped. "Hey! W HAT'S SO FUNNY!?" Kuwabara yelled.
"Nothing really, but I thought you of all people would know. It's the demon world." He replied smiling and snickering. Yukina laughed a bit too as Kuwabara snarled at the two.
"I don't know everything! MR. GENIUS!!!" He yelled back. They kept giggling at the orange haired detective. "Alright. Fine, I'm going to find Urameshi." He finished.
"But, Kazuma...Didn't you here what they had said? I think they are actually a couple now...so they are probably..." She stopped not wanting to say anymore as Kurama stopped laughing.
"Yes...indeed. Kuwabara you wouldn't want to step into the room and see that...Now would you?" Kurama asked with a smile. Kuwabara frowned and walked backwards to the place he was sitting before.
"Right. I just rewound...I never had said that..." He said has he sat down again. Yukina and Kurama started to laugh once more. "NOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY!?" He questioned.
"You." Yukina smiled. "My Kazuma. You have always cheered me up and seemed to keep the jokes coming, which would keep me entertained." She muttered, cheering Kuwabara right up.
Before Kuwabara could reply the door swung open and Keiko stood there, looking quite mad. She glared and stepped in the door, looking in all directions...Kurama looked over at her and frowned.
"Keiko. Are you looking for Yusuke to give him a hard time. He has had enough for one day and is no longer with you. He would rather be with Hiei. I believe Hiei deserves him more anyways. They both have had a rough life...and it would be wise if you all just become friends." He looked down to the floor as his words came out of his own mouth.
"Yes I am looking for him! I do not think it is any of your business! Yusuke is mine and that man whore will not take him from me!" She turned with a yell towards the red haired boy. His eyes flashed as he glared at the girl. Again the door opened for the third time and there stood Hiei and Yusuke.
"Keiko..." Yusuke continued. "I am over you. Now I am with someone that wouldn't slap me every time I were to say something." He said smiling. Hiei looked up for a moment.
"Yeah he's with me and he seems a lot happier than he did." He laughed. "I don't think he'll ever want to be with you again." He cockled as he watched the girl's expression change.
"YOU TWO CAN'T BE TOGETHER! YUSUKE YOU BELONG WITH ME! WE WERE CHOSEN TO BE TOGETHER WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER!" She yelled.
"Yeah...well...If you still think that...Watch this!" Yusuke replied as he kissed Hiei. The assassin returned his kiss and then both pulled away. "You see...We were the one's meant to be." He finished. Keiko watched in horror as the one she truly loved showed feelings for someone else.
"So...so...We were never in love in the first place?" Keiko cried as a question. Yusuke looked down as Hiei smiled.
"I guess not. We never even had the chance to get a kiss." He continued. "It would have been better if I had never met you." He frowned as he watched the girl burst into tears and run out of the door.
"Nice break up." Hiei said softly as he watched the detective return to happiness. Yusuke tried his best not to show he cared for Keiko's feelings as well as Hiei's.
"Thanks Hiei. I didn't mean to hurt her feelings that much though." He replied looking back down at the ground for a moment or two.
"Hey, Urameshi!" Kuwabara yelled as he walked over. He had been on the other side of the room with Kurama.
"Hm?" Yusuke looked to see his partner and school bully mate. "Oh hey, Kuwabara. What's up?" Yusuke asked.
"The ceiling." Kuwabara joked as Kurama followed him over. Kurama smiled and waved at the two.
"Having fun braking up with girls?" Kurama asked Yusuke as he also joked along with Kuwabara. "I thought your mother had taught you better than that." He laughed. "Not really having fun, Fox Boy! I didn't think it was that fun." He admitted. "No way. My mother! Teaching me better? Hell I go to school and don't learn nothing!" He laughed as well. "Well, yeah Urameshi. All you do all day is bully people around or sit on the school roof and eat your lunch...Before lunch time!" Kuwabara added making Hiei look at the three. "So is that what a school is for?" Hiei asked looking very confused. Kurama and Yusuke looked down as Kuwabara thought for a bit. "I mean what do you do at schools?" He added. "Well," Kurama started. "A school is...a place from home where you go to learn. You learn in four major subjects and sometimes they add other subjects." He finished. "Yeah but..." Yusuke started with a whisper. "Your have to sit in chairs all day." He continued. "Oh yes and let's not forget the hard floors, desks, and the bad cafeteria food!" He giggled. "Yusuke. Why'd you scare Keiko off like that." A voice muttered. It was from a kind person with a voice so soft it was hard to understand in some cases. "Um..." Yusuke said at first. "Well, Yukina. She was sort of asking for trouble. I didn't really want to start anything. I just wanted her to know that I was over her...and that there was no reason to bother me anymore." He said frowning. "Oh." Were all the words that escaped Yukina's lips. "Hm?" Hiei looked up confused once more. "I thought...you were trying to start something...?" He asked in confusion. "I mean with the kiss." He added to go along with his question. "No," Yusuke said. "Not really. You see. I'm kind of bad at hurting a girl's feelings...so I tried not to start anything...but as you can see...It didn't really work out as I planned. Now I have a mad raging Keiko out after me that will do anything to get me into trouble." He sighed. "Maybe if you apologize." Kurama suggested. "You could just do that and I'm sure she'll forgive you in time." He said flipping and twirling his hair a bit. Hiei looked once more and sighed. "Fox." Hiei said. "You use to many big words in your vocabulary." He stuttered. "They are to hard to understand sometimes. Maybe you could put them in lower terms...?" He laughed a bit. Kurama blinked and smiled. "Yes I guess you are right Hiei. I do use humongous words to confuse people into saying things that they really don't understand. It always works out. Oh and Yusuke I wouldn't suggest you try it." His lips curved to a smile.
A/N: That was the third chapter. I guess I just can't keep my promises. There will be more coming up soon. I hope you'll enjoy them! Please review!!!!!
"Did they just...say...what...I think they said?" Kurama asked still shocked at the moment. Kuwabara nodded and soon lost all amazement. He soon burst into laughter.
"Hey Kurama! Now Yusuke and Hiei are gay!" He continued to laugh until he caught Kurama's evil glare. It seemed like Kurama was offended by his comment.
"Kuwabara, that is no laughing matter! I don't think you have the right to be calling them that. Anyways Hiei is also a woman. Didn't you ever pick up that he his a Koorami...-" Kurama was suddenly cut off by Yukina who had just stepped into the room.
"Which means ice-maiden. Hiei is not only my brother, but he also is just like me. We are twins, born in the same place and time, have the same parents, and are both ice-maidens." Yukina said in a very angry tone. She hated when others made jokes and didn't even know the real truth. Kuwabara looked down to the ground and frowned.
"I am sorry, Kurama, Yukina. I didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings. I can't help my self sometimes." He said looking back towards the two. Yukina smiled and looked at Kurama with a look of forgiveness.
"Okay, okay. I forgive you." Kurama said as Yukina blushed and sighed. "I do as well. There is no way I could ever be mad at my boyfriend." Yukina muttered blushing. Kuwabara's eyes sparkled as he looked at Yukina.
"Do you really mean that!?" He questioned as he jumped into the air and bounced off almost all of the walls. Yukina nodded as she walked over to the sink and filled a glass with water.
"I wonder where my brother and Hiei went?" Yukina tipped her cup a bit and stole a sip from the glass. Kurama looked out the window and wondered a bit.
"Maybe..." He started. "No...That can't be." He continued. "Ah, yes! Hiei is in the Makai with Yusuke." He stopped pondering and announced in a perky cheery kind of way.
"Wait. Hold on Kurama...What's a Makai???" Kuwabara asked. Kurama tried to hold back a laugh. Soon his laugh slipped. "Hey! W HAT'S SO FUNNY!?" Kuwabara yelled.
"Nothing really, but I thought you of all people would know. It's the demon world." He replied smiling and snickering. Yukina laughed a bit too as Kuwabara snarled at the two.
"I don't know everything! MR. GENIUS!!!" He yelled back. They kept giggling at the orange haired detective. "Alright. Fine, I'm going to find Urameshi." He finished.
"But, Kazuma...Didn't you here what they had said? I think they are actually a couple now...so they are probably..." She stopped not wanting to say anymore as Kurama stopped laughing.
"Yes...indeed. Kuwabara you wouldn't want to step into the room and see that...Now would you?" Kurama asked with a smile. Kuwabara frowned and walked backwards to the place he was sitting before.
"Right. I just rewound...I never had said that..." He said has he sat down again. Yukina and Kurama started to laugh once more. "NOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY!?" He questioned.
"You." Yukina smiled. "My Kazuma. You have always cheered me up and seemed to keep the jokes coming, which would keep me entertained." She muttered, cheering Kuwabara right up.
Before Kuwabara could reply the door swung open and Keiko stood there, looking quite mad. She glared and stepped in the door, looking in all directions...Kurama looked over at her and frowned.
"Keiko. Are you looking for Yusuke to give him a hard time. He has had enough for one day and is no longer with you. He would rather be with Hiei. I believe Hiei deserves him more anyways. They both have had a rough life...and it would be wise if you all just become friends." He looked down to the floor as his words came out of his own mouth.
"Yes I am looking for him! I do not think it is any of your business! Yusuke is mine and that man whore will not take him from me!" She turned with a yell towards the red haired boy. His eyes flashed as he glared at the girl. Again the door opened for the third time and there stood Hiei and Yusuke.
"Keiko..." Yusuke continued. "I am over you. Now I am with someone that wouldn't slap me every time I were to say something." He said smiling. Hiei looked up for a moment.
"Yeah he's with me and he seems a lot happier than he did." He laughed. "I don't think he'll ever want to be with you again." He cockled as he watched the girl's expression change.
"YOU TWO CAN'T BE TOGETHER! YUSUKE YOU BELONG WITH ME! WE WERE CHOSEN TO BE TOGETHER WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER!" She yelled.
"Yeah...well...If you still think that...Watch this!" Yusuke replied as he kissed Hiei. The assassin returned his kiss and then both pulled away. "You see...We were the one's meant to be." He finished. Keiko watched in horror as the one she truly loved showed feelings for someone else.
"So...so...We were never in love in the first place?" Keiko cried as a question. Yusuke looked down as Hiei smiled.
"I guess not. We never even had the chance to get a kiss." He continued. "It would have been better if I had never met you." He frowned as he watched the girl burst into tears and run out of the door.
"Nice break up." Hiei said softly as he watched the detective return to happiness. Yusuke tried his best not to show he cared for Keiko's feelings as well as Hiei's.
"Thanks Hiei. I didn't mean to hurt her feelings that much though." He replied looking back down at the ground for a moment or two.
"Hey, Urameshi!" Kuwabara yelled as he walked over. He had been on the other side of the room with Kurama.
"Hm?" Yusuke looked to see his partner and school bully mate. "Oh hey, Kuwabara. What's up?" Yusuke asked.
"The ceiling." Kuwabara joked as Kurama followed him over. Kurama smiled and waved at the two.
"Having fun braking up with girls?" Kurama asked Yusuke as he also joked along with Kuwabara. "I thought your mother had taught you better than that." He laughed. "Not really having fun, Fox Boy! I didn't think it was that fun." He admitted. "No way. My mother! Teaching me better? Hell I go to school and don't learn nothing!" He laughed as well. "Well, yeah Urameshi. All you do all day is bully people around or sit on the school roof and eat your lunch...Before lunch time!" Kuwabara added making Hiei look at the three. "So is that what a school is for?" Hiei asked looking very confused. Kurama and Yusuke looked down as Kuwabara thought for a bit. "I mean what do you do at schools?" He added. "Well," Kurama started. "A school is...a place from home where you go to learn. You learn in four major subjects and sometimes they add other subjects." He finished. "Yeah but..." Yusuke started with a whisper. "Your have to sit in chairs all day." He continued. "Oh yes and let's not forget the hard floors, desks, and the bad cafeteria food!" He giggled. "Yusuke. Why'd you scare Keiko off like that." A voice muttered. It was from a kind person with a voice so soft it was hard to understand in some cases. "Um..." Yusuke said at first. "Well, Yukina. She was sort of asking for trouble. I didn't really want to start anything. I just wanted her to know that I was over her...and that there was no reason to bother me anymore." He said frowning. "Oh." Were all the words that escaped Yukina's lips. "Hm?" Hiei looked up confused once more. "I thought...you were trying to start something...?" He asked in confusion. "I mean with the kiss." He added to go along with his question. "No," Yusuke said. "Not really. You see. I'm kind of bad at hurting a girl's feelings...so I tried not to start anything...but as you can see...It didn't really work out as I planned. Now I have a mad raging Keiko out after me that will do anything to get me into trouble." He sighed. "Maybe if you apologize." Kurama suggested. "You could just do that and I'm sure she'll forgive you in time." He said flipping and twirling his hair a bit. Hiei looked once more and sighed. "Fox." Hiei said. "You use to many big words in your vocabulary." He stuttered. "They are to hard to understand sometimes. Maybe you could put them in lower terms...?" He laughed a bit. Kurama blinked and smiled. "Yes I guess you are right Hiei. I do use humongous words to confuse people into saying things that they really don't understand. It always works out. Oh and Yusuke I wouldn't suggest you try it." His lips curved to a smile.
A/N: That was the third chapter. I guess I just can't keep my promises. There will be more coming up soon. I hope you'll enjoy them! Please review!!!!!