Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and co, well, duh! If I did then would I friggen be writing this fic? Duh, smartness, no!

Authoress Note: I don't remember if I got a lot of reviews. From what I think, no. I just hope this story doesn't turn out as "successful" reviews wise as The Nun and the Sinner. GOD! What the hell, people!!

Whatever, here's that chappie, a really FUN one tooo hehehe.

And if it gets a bit. . .weird. . .just blame my dramatized life. . .I've just lost a BFF and a few fights in between have led to much sickness and dread of going into school.

Ugh. . .

Here ya go!

DEDICATED TO: Boss-Lady

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Cruel Intensions

Chapter 3: Playboy?! :: Inuyasha

If you taste this fruit
Forbidden to eat

You can drink this wide from a love so deep

-   Forbidden Fruit
Jessica Simpson

"So, are you a big fan of Kagome's too?" asked the old woman from my back as she directed me around yet another corner.

"No. . .But, I beat her boyfriend to a bloody pulp and she hates my guts now," I said, thinking of how bad the asshole had treated her.

" Nay child, I do not blame thee for it. That young man, he is a bastard and should have been punished before!"

I blinked for a second. It was like hearing a goody-goody say 'fucking-asshole-was fucked-up-the-asshole'.

"So old hag what's your name anyway?" I asked speeding up when she signaled by pulling at my hair.

"I am not an old hag! Go left now and into that building on the end then turn right. My name is Keade!" She ushered me on. I went into a big looking building and did as she said. She then directed me toward an elevator and told me to go up to floor 15. The highest most floor.

I stepped out of the elevator and Keade slipped soundlessly off my back. She grabbed my hand and led me to the end of the hall we had exited the elevator onto and stopped in front of an old oak door. A sign on the door read, 'Sesshoumaru's modeling agency'! I mean, I never asked what my brother did for a living but here was my answer. He was a photographer of models! Man he must've seen a lot of hot girls!

Keade told me to open the door, so I decided to do so, thinking of only my brother surrounded by girls with barely any clothes on.

Opening the door was one of the biggest mistakes I had ever made. As I entered the studio my brother stood there, camera in hand. I mean that did scare me, but what really threw me over the edge was that his model was Kagome. . .and she wasn't just posing for a fashion shoot. No, she was full out, clothing less, n-u-d-e, in her birthday suit, NUDE.

" Ok now, Kagome can you turn and do that one pose again? Except this time I would like it if you could look like you were heart broken," My brother said after he had taken, like, 6 thousand pictures of the previous pose.

So, there was Kagome nude in front of the cameras in a position he thought he would never see anybody in, with the most confident look anybody could have! I mean man I knew she dated shady characters, but now she was nude in front of my brother! I mean, what more could be fucked up about her? She posed her the friggen PLAYBOY magazine!

"Oh. . .My. . .God!" I whispered in astonishment as I looked back and forth between my brother and Kagome. " My brother works for playboy?" I said more to myself than to anyone else.

"Wha!" Kagome shrieked as she turned around and tried to cover herself from my eyes with her hands. I could see the blush staining her face, all the way to the tips of her ears. " Why are you here. . .oh hello there Keade!?"

"Hello my dear I guess you know this boy?" Kaede said as she stepped forward, looking all wise and knowing. "I saw him looking at the magazine you were on at the store and thought he might be another fanÉ but now I guess that is incorrect." Kaede shook her head, as if telling everyone in the studio it was stupid for them to hate one another. She quickly changed the subject a bit. "He told me he beat up Naraku! Good for him, he deserved every whack. But, did we intrude on anything vitally important child?" Keade asked gesturing toward Sesshoumaru and his camera.

"No not at all Keade it's always good to have a visit from Kagome's number one fan! As for this Naraku business I'm quiet fed up with it and do think that man deserved a good beating. No offence to you darling." Sesshoumaru stared at Kagome and then looked at me. To tell you the truth I think he was surprised at the look of horror I held upon my face. Sesshoumaru, saying 'darling'?!

"Oh" I guessed that he really hadn't cared who barged in and only now had taken the time to look at me.

"Long time no see," I said looking around his office. "Does dad know about this?" I asked indicating the nude model and the camera.

"Of course not you little fool. What are you thinking? He would shun me. . .not that he hasn't done that already. . .and you got all the good inheritance now didn't you!" He turned around and huffed off in a rage, like he always did when he saw me, and slammed the door to his office. You see he was only my half brother, and my father gave him the impression that he liked me better because he gave me practically all the family business (which I had no intention of running) and almost all the multi-million dollar fortune.

"Ok. . .what just happened?" Kagome asked as Keade gave her a sweater to rap up in.

"My brother hates my guts." I said simply, turning around to sit in a comfy looking chair. "And, y'know, he's probably going to kill me because I know he is a correspondent with playboy." I whistled closing my eyes to try and block all the images of the past 4 minutes out of my head. No luck!

"You mean Sesshoumaru-sama is your brother?" Kagome asked me skeptically. I could see her eyebrow rise, even though I wasn't looking directly at her. "And you are a millionaire with a big ass company to run?"

"Yeah. . .not that I have any intention to." I replied lazily, not really feeling like going into any of that crap. I got up and walked toward the door. " I think I'm going to go home and gouge out my eyes now." I said opening it up and walking out into the hall. "Maybe then I won't have to fight your boyfriend tomorrow. Even though guys like that make me sick, I don't want to have anything to do with it."

"Well then don't!" Kagome shouted, suddenly angry. " He's the only one who truly loves me, and you won't get in the way of that!"

"Ok, then maybe I will kick his ass tomorrow. I mean, you're such a dense bitch you little wench! You say he loves you yet look at how he treats you!" At that I took off down the hall with Keade shouting after me. Something about it's about time, and Kagome saying something about how her name was Kagome and not bitch or wench.

"Fuck, now I've got it in for me." I cursed under my breath as I left the building, thinking of the boxing match tomorrow. Could I win? I wished deep down I could so that beautiful little wench wouldn't have to suffer anymore. Wait did I just say beautiful?

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OKKKK!! How was that chappie??! Although, technically I didn't write it it was Boss-Lady who wrote this, I fixed it up a lot to make it my personalized best. Hee hee!!

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Next chapter: and it's a doozy

Chapter 4: Wounds :: Kagome