I would just like to say I have nothing against blonds or San Fransisco I
just wrote this because of a dare so don't hate me!
Chapter 2 attack of the cakes
Lizzie screamed at the top of her lungs for four hours. Then she ate cake. Then the cake ate her causing her to scream at the top of her lungs for four more hours, but she was dead so she wasn't really screaming she was screaming while being dead so she was screading or deaming or screadiming or however way you choose to look at it, but anyway, the world was being attacked by cakes.
"Ah, were being attacked by cakes!" yelled a person
"No duh genius she just wrote that! Try pointing out something more obvious like the fact that Britney Spears is so stupid she spent 40 minutes looking at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate!" yelled someone else.
"Yeah well, cut me some slack I'm blond!" yelled the first person. "One time I tried to kill myself because everyone hated me so I ran to my boyfriends house and he was like no don't kill yourself and I'm like shut up your next!"
"You're a guy, idiot!" yelled the second person.
"So!?" yelled the first person
"How could go to your boyfriends house if you're a guy?! Yelled the second person
The first person put on a disgusted face. "And you call yourself a brunette, come on you should of figured this out by now! Why do you think I live in San Fransisco?
They both looked at each other and screamed for two hours.
Then the world exploded because the cakes were throwing bombs.
THE END
Chapter 2 attack of the cakes
Lizzie screamed at the top of her lungs for four hours. Then she ate cake. Then the cake ate her causing her to scream at the top of her lungs for four more hours, but she was dead so she wasn't really screaming she was screaming while being dead so she was screading or deaming or screadiming or however way you choose to look at it, but anyway, the world was being attacked by cakes.
"Ah, were being attacked by cakes!" yelled a person
"No duh genius she just wrote that! Try pointing out something more obvious like the fact that Britney Spears is so stupid she spent 40 minutes looking at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate!" yelled someone else.
"Yeah well, cut me some slack I'm blond!" yelled the first person. "One time I tried to kill myself because everyone hated me so I ran to my boyfriends house and he was like no don't kill yourself and I'm like shut up your next!"
"You're a guy, idiot!" yelled the second person.
"So!?" yelled the first person
"How could go to your boyfriends house if you're a guy?! Yelled the second person
The first person put on a disgusted face. "And you call yourself a brunette, come on you should of figured this out by now! Why do you think I live in San Fransisco?
They both looked at each other and screamed for two hours.
Then the world exploded because the cakes were throwing bombs.
THE END