Chip: Uh, lord why me.
AG: Dizzy! Come back!
Dizzy: *Grew legs and is running away.*
Chip: O_O Disclaimer: We own nothing. Except my laptop!!!
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Joey: Can we like get going already?! The mean people are SO messing up my tan!
Chip: *Pulls out laptop and brings up little recordy thing on it.* Note to self: Hurt Joey for talking like that.
~*~ Kaiba's Minions.~*~
Kaiba's Minions: Join us Luraia!
Luraia: *Thinking.* (Wow! She can think???) It's Seto, and I love Seto and must always be loyal to him. But... become a minion??? That's below me!! *Not thinking.* (Well the miracle over here is done.) I shall be your minion!!!
Kaiba: Good Lu Lu. Now! Get back to work. *Whips Luraia.*
Luraia: Owie. *Pulls out a pen.* DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS!!! *Click click.*
Everyone: -_-
~*~ Random peeps.~*~
Joey: Let's like get going already!
Inuyasha: Joey, we stopped talking like that a long time ago.
Chip: Obviously not all of us.
Kouga: -_- Come on. Let's just get going.
Joey: Like yeah! Let's like go and like kick there butts. Cause like I said, they're like SO mean, and that's like SO not cool.
Everyone: *Has already left.*
Joey: Like wait for me!!
~*~ Kaiba's Minions.~*~
Kaiba: *whips Chad and Luraia.* Get back to work slave!
Chad & Luraia: But sir, we would like some water. We have been working so long and so hard. Can't we please take a break?
Kaiba: No.
Chad & Luraia: _ Curse you monkey kaiba!
Kaiba: ^_^ _ NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!
~*~ Random Peeps.~*~
Everyone: *Arrives where Kaiba and his minions are.*
Kaiba: Almost done we are! Come and watch!
All Kaiba's Minions: *Panting from all the running around and building they've been doing.*
Kaiba: *Walks to a telescope.*
Vash: That's your Doom's Day Device! A telescope! You guys need to scedule a time on my new talk show so you can get some help on this. Just to let you know, it's called Dr. Vash! (I don't own Dr. Phil nor do I want to. Sometimes he sounds like an idiot... then again Oprah is his master. ^_^ I like Oprah...)
Wolfwood: Ok, that's just pathetic.
Yugi: No you idiots! It's to watch the Doom's Day Device!
Everyone else: Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Look through telelscope.*
Telescope: *Shows a Blue Eyes White Dragon flying towards the moon.*
AG: You've sent a Blue Eyes to live on the moon? *sarcastically.* Oh no!!! The Doom of it!!!
Kaiba: -_- Keep watching.
Luraia: Yeah! We worked hard on that thing!
Blue Eyes: *Arrives next to moon and... starts pushing it.*
Everyone: O_O????????????????????????????????????????
Kaiba: MWHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BLUE EYES IS GOING TO PUSH INTO A POSITION SO THAT THE MOON WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN AND WE'LL HAVE A SECOND ICE AGE!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chip: Yay! Then Global Warming won't be a threat anymore!
Everyone that's not Kaiba or a minion: -_- Idiot. Do you really want to try and survive during an ice age?!
Chip: ^.^U Maybe.
Everyone in the world: -_-
Yami: Now, how are we going to stop the Blue Eyes?
Kaiba and His Minions: YOU CAN'T!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: We could build a ray gun and shoot it.
Wolfwood: -_- I don't think we can build that fast.
Chad: You could build a giant robot Dark Magician to fly up there and stop the Blue Eyes Robot that we built!
Kaiba: *Takes out whip.* *Whips Chad.* Bad minion! Don't give them ideas on how to stop my world domination!
Everyone: Let's do it! *Starts building Giant Robot Dark Magician out of rusty street signs and Yami B's Millenium Ring.*
Yami B: Hey! My ring is not to be used as a hammer!!!!
~*~ A Couple Hours Later.~*~
G.R.D.M. (Giant Robot Dark Magician): *Looks like a deformed purple Pikachu.*
Everyone else: O_OUUU
Ben, Bengeti and Pikazu: *pop up.* Hewo!!!!
Inuyasha: Oh great! More idiots to follow us around!
Ben: No. We just came to give you guys this. *Hands them laser.*
Laser: *Has a label.*
Label: *Has writing on it.*
Writing: *Says *
L.T.C.T.A.G.P.O.R.S.S.I.A.G.R.T.C.F.T.T.M.A.S.T.E.F.A.I.A.W.T.P.O.A.B.: *Stands for Laser That Can Turn Any Giant Pile Of Rusty Street Signs Into A Giant Robot That Can Fly to The Moon And Save The Earth From Another Ice Age With The Push Of A Button.*
Bengeti: Do you know how long it took Ben to come up with that name?!
Everyone else: -_-UUU
Ben: ^.^U Bai bai! *disappears with Bengeti and Pikazu.*
AG: .... Right then... *Pushes button while pointing laser at Dark Magician.*
*Nothing Happens.*
Everyone: ...
G.R.D.M.: *Turns from Pikachu to Joey with Pink Hair.*
Everyone: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AG: ^.^U Whoops! Thinking about Samurai Deeper Kyo again.
Everyone: -_-UUU
Chip: Give me that! *snatches laser.* *Pushes button.*
G.R.P.H.J. (Giant Robot Pink Haired Joey.): *Turns into Giant Robot Aragorn.*
Everyone: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chip: ^.^U Just testing it. *Pushes button again.*
G.R.A.: *Turns into Giant Robot Dark Magician.*
G.R.D.M.: *Flys off and starts fighting with Giant Robot Blue Eyes White Dragon.*
Joey: Like now you mean people will like SO get what you like SO deserve.
Everyone: -_-
Luraia: Would someone mind translating that for those of us who have a brain?
AG: ^_^ SURE! I'm fluent in idiot!
Everyone: -_-UUU Big surprise there.
G.R.D.M.: *Destroyed.*
Kaiba: IDiots. DM has LESS attack points. Of course the BEWD is going to Destroy it.
Yami: Fine! *TAkes laser and pushes button.*
Pieces of G.R.D.M. that fell to the ground: *Turn into Giant Robot The Winged Dragon Of Ra.*
G.R.T.W.D.O.R.: *Flys and attacks G.R.B.E.W.D.*
G.R.T.W.D.O.R.: *is destroyed.*
Everyone that knows about duel monsters: O_OUUU K then......
G.R.B.E.W.D.: *About to move moon all the way.*
Yami B: Wait! I have an idea! *reaches into pocket and pulls out a cookie shaped like a Kuriboh.* HERE BLUE EYES! COME HERE BOY!
G.R.B.E.W.D.: *Sees and comes flying at the speed of light.*
Yami B: Put the moon back where it belongs ok?
G.R.B.E.W.D.: *Nods.* *Pushes moon back.* *Flys back down to earth.*
Yami B: Good boy. *Feed the robot the cookie.*
G.R.B.E.W.D.: ^_^
Everyone: *Dumbfounded.*
Yami B: ^.^U What?
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Chip: O_O Well.... that was a surprise ending for me...
AG: But you wrote it you idiot. How could it be a surprise.
Chip: I just write anything that comes to my mind at that moment. I don't usually plan that much.
AG: -_- Idiot.
Chip: Whatever. R&R!!!!
