"Hogwarts. Why do I have to go back to Hogwarts where there are freakin' mud bloods who are stupid and

don't know how to respect purebloods?" Draco asked his mother at the train station.

"Would you rather stay home and hear your father and I shag every single night instead?" Narcissa grinned.

"Eh." Draco closed his eyes and shook his head, not wanting the picture of his parents shagging in his head.

But he wouldn't let his parents have all the fun. He had to make his own fun at Hogwarts.

While Draco was walking to the back of the train, he was happy that Crab and Goyle were not behind him.

Draco was sick and tired of having them behind him. He looked at everyone who were on the train also. As he

walked he saw the wacko famous Harry Potter and his stupid little gang. I can't believe Granger would still be with

those two horrible dorks when she could be of better use if she was with me. Draco ginned at his thought.

"Hi, Draco!" A girl stood in front of him.

"Hi Pansy." He said standing in front of Potter's door. She hugged him and he kissed her on the lips. He

looked at the three weirdoes and saw that they were disgusted at the event that just happened in front of them. He

grinned.

"Nice to see that you guys are happy." Draco interrupted their thoughts.

"Happy with what?" Hermione gave an attitude.

"Happy that you guys might have a threesome in there." Draco laughed. Pansy gave a little giggle at the

thought.

"Ew, I can't believe that you would think that." Ron said.

"Well, you guys look like you want each other." Pansy interrupted.

"Leave us alone, Draco." Hermione said.

"Oh, so they do want their privacy to have a threesome. Come on, Pansy, let's leave these three to do their

shagging." Draco smirked and put his arm around Pansy's waist. She giggled and they walked to the back of the

train.

******

"Stupid Malfoy." Ron said.

"He's being the same git again." Hermione said. "When will he grow up?"

"He'll be like that for the rest of his life, 'Mione. No one can change him but him."

"Yeah I know. But at least he stop teasing us."

"Yeah. What do you think Harry?"

"Huh? Oh yeah. Sure." Harry said.

"Are you okay?" Ron asked.

"Yeah. I was just dozing off."

"Okay."

******

When Draco and Pansy reached the last seats, they were cracking up so much that Draco was having a hard

time breathing. Finally they caught their breath and looked like their old selves again.

"So how was your summer Pansy?" Draco asked.

"It was okay, I guess," She said walked to him and sitting on his lap. "But I've missed being at Hogwarts."

"I thought you were gonna say that you've missed me." He said while his hand was going up her thigh and

feeling the underwear that she was wearing. "Where did you get the thong?" He asked seriously.

"I stole it."

"From who?"

"From… Hermione."

"What?! Why?"

"Yup." She said happily. "I used a spell to take it off her and put her thong on me. It's very sexy don't you

think?"

"Yes, it is, but why get it from her? Couldn't you buy one instead?" Draco was disgusted.

"Because I'm bisexual."