CG: (Dancing for joy) I got six reviews! Unfortunately, I keep changing my mind on what to do with this story. I might do a combo of my ideas. Then again maybe not. We'll see. Anyways, here's my replies to the reviews. I always mean to do this, but I always forget! Sorry everyone! (Looks sheepish)

Jewel of Egypt: That sight would be sweet! I might have to use that! (Dreamy look)

Tyronica: I will! Thanks for reviewing, and supporting me with you know who! I've decided it's bad luck to mention the gnats name. (Goofy grin)

Mystic of Nile: YAY! I'm glad you like it! I hope you enjoy this! I know I'll enjoy writing it!

Inuko Metallium: Seto's easy to keep in character. You just have to make him seem like he thinks he's a god! Just don't forget to add some Seto torture! It makes it all worth while whether he's in character or not! Thanks for reviewing!

Isis: Spanks! I'll update as soon as I can!

Leila Jenkins: Thanks for the compliment.

CG: Oh, one thing before I begin. Just to make sure no one freaks, Miho says something about virgins, but it's not a bad thing! It's a great thing! But some people are way to sensitive for their own good, and they may get the wrong idea, and flame me. I don't have a thing against virgins. I AM ONE! And I'm Damn well proud of it! So, if you want to flame me, be my guest, but you have been warned, and you know I'm not making fun of anyone. Ne'ways, on with the fic!

Crazy Love

Chapter 2: Busted, with Dire Consequences!

Miho, and Isis were hot and bored. There was nothing major going on at the tournament for once, and Joey, Yugi, and Mai were winning every duel so far. But it was the first day, so it would be a while before they had any interesting duels.

"I wish we had something cool to do!" Miho griped, as she recrossed her legs. Isis was fanning her self when she heard this, and non-chalently replied, "What should we do? Beat up Seto's guards, and take over his computer room?" Miho stood up with a start. "That's it! It's an awesome idea! LET'S DO IT!" She jerked Isis to her feet, and began dragging her away.

Isis was in a state of shock, realizing Miho really wanted to do this. "WOOO! We can't do that! I was just saying the first thing that came to my mind! I didn't mean it!"

"Oh, don't be such a ninny. It'll be fun! Not to mention cooler. It's so hot out here!" Miho replied, still dragging Isis along. Isis jerked her hand away, and demanded, "And how are we going to beat up the guards!?!" Miho rolled her eyes, and said, "We're not! We're going to sleep with them!"

Isis's mouth dropped to the floor. Miho rolled her eyes again. "Oh, come on! I was just picking. But it's not that big of a deal. It won't hurt a girl to get laid every once in a while." If it was possible, Isis's mouth would have dropped even farther. Miho laughed, and put an arm around Isis's shoulders, good naturedly. "I didn't mean it! Don't freak on me. OK. I'll make it up to you." Miho jumped up on a table. "It's not OK to get laid before your married! Got that! Pre-marital sex is wrong!" Isis shrunk back into a shocked crowd. Miho had done it now. Unfortunately she wasn't done.

She quickly began chanting, "Virgins Rule! Virgins Rule! Virgins Rule!" Soon everyone was picking up one the chant, and Isis was in a fettle position. Finally Miho jumped off of the table, but the chant kept going. Miho found Isis, and stifled laughter as she pulled her to her feet. "I was just sending a positive message!"

Isis walked dazed towards the main building of Kaiba land. She still couldn't get over Miho doing that!

Miho laughed, and caught up with her. "I'll tell you what. We won't do anything to bad while we're in there. We'll just check out some hot guys using the cameras." Isis looks exasperated, but manages to mutter, "As long as we don't do anything else."

They walked into the building and looked around. It was majorly crowded! There were several duels taking place in here. Isis looked around, but she didn't recognize anyone. Miho just looked for the cute guys.

They finally found the area where Kaiba's computer room would be, and Isis was glad. Now, the guards would turn them away, and not pay attention to a word Miho said. Then they'd leave, and that'd be the end of it. Boy was she wrong!

Miho put on her sweetest, most innocent look, and said, "Excuse me sir? But there was a really weird dude walking around, and I caught him trying to put his hand in my pockets. I think he may be a pick pocket." She immediately had the guards attention. She gave them a vauge description that could be just about any guy in the room, and they charged off to find the guy.

Isis shook her head amazed, as she was dragged away. Miho was unbelievable!

Looking for Kaiba's computer room, they meet no other guards. Apparently, Kaiba didn't think any one get past them. He wasn't counting on Miho.

Miho opened another door, and let out a squeal of delight. "WE'RE HERE!" Isis looked like she could kill Miho, and frantically whispered, "SHUT UP! DO YOU WANT US TO GET CAUGHT!?!" Miho ignored her, and walked in. Isis grumbled under her breath and followed her, being careful to shut the door.

Miho sat down in Seto's chair, which was large, and overstuffed. Isis wasn't a bit surprised to find the other chair was a lot smaller, and lower than his. Isis shook her head at the thought. Kaiba liked power all right. He was obsessed with making himself feel superior to others. Isis pitied the woman who married him.

Isis walked to the computer screen, and looked around annoyed. There was nothing to do here, either. "At least it's not hot!" Miho offered. "Gee, thanks." Isis shot back feeling ill. "Let's get out of here, before we get caught." Isis said. Not waiting for an answer, she left the room. Miho hurriedly bounced up, and hurried after her.

Kaiba was angry. Very angry. He was sixteen, and that hadn't been a very big deal with any one. Not until those good for nothing realatives who had dumped him, and Mokuba in the orphanage showed up again, that is. When they realized that Seto Kaiba was their Seto Kaiba, they quickly began talking to their lawyer. Then they sued for custody of Mokuba, and Seto, claiming they were to young to go with an adult to care for them. What they really meant is, Seto is to young to be CEO of a multi-million dollar business!

Seto clutched his hands into fists, and winced at how close he had come to losing his company to them. They had gone to court, and they were just about to win their case, when an unexpected relative, showed up. Her name was Eliza Goodren, and everyone had thought she was dead. She wasn't. She was a seventy year old woman, with curly white hair, and extremely skinny. She looked the image of a grandmother. However, despite her age and appearance, she ruled those around her, who she didn't like, with an iron fist. She was also a millionair with her own museum. She had heard about what was going on from an anoymonous source, and had been appalled to find out, that not only Seto's parents had been dead for years now, but that no one had told her! She was even angrier when she heard about what her relatives did to Mokuba, and Seto, and was fuming when she heard who had adopted them.

The last day of the of the custody trial she waltzed in, showed the judge an order from the government saying she was to get full custody of Mokuba, and Seto, and slapped their relatives upside the head. Seto grinned, thinking of the looks on their faces, knowing they could not only forget about Kaiba Corp, but Eliza's fortune! Eliza had gotten them good there.

Seto then frowned. Eliza was a good guardian for the most part. She had to move to Kaiba Mansion, but she didn't try to take over Kaiba Corp. She had told him flat out she didn't give a damn about his company! But then again on the other hand, if she got invited to a party from a stuck up idiot, she accepted. And dragged Seto along with her. Seto growled deep in his throat. He had to go to one tonight! It wouldn't be so bad if he had someone to come with him. Someone he could humiliate…Beep…Beep!

Kaiba bit back a cuss word, and answered his phone. "WHAT!" He demanded. Another voice, who didn't sound bothered by Kaiba's temper at all began speaking. "There were two girls who broke into your computer room. They didn't harm anything, but still we decided to contact you. Their headed your way." Kaiba did cuss. There were tons of girls headed his way! "What do they look like?" The next words made Kaiba a happy man. "Well, one had purple hair in a pony tail, and the other is an Egyptian I believe."

Seto grinned evilly. Looks like he had his date!

CG: YAY! Got another chapter done!

Sony: Shockingly.

CG: Oh, shut-up! Ne'ways, review! I need to know how bad this sucks!

BeeBop: I could tell you that.

CG: I bet you could!