Authors notes: I'M BACK!!!!!!!!! *impales the Writers Block Demon with
Masamune*
After receiving over 50 reviews from my fans it's only fair that I at least continue. Unfortunately I've been stuck in school and I'm finding it hard to get free time, and on top of that I've been afflicted with Writers block. And I've recently got Kingdom Hearts and I've been busy trying to master that. But now I'm back!! Anything else?
Aeris: *coughs*
Dark-Sephiroth: Oh, yeah. Sorry to AerisWhiteMageofCetras who I missed in the last review response. I'm a big fan of Moogles go wild, thanks for reviewing! I'd also recommend your story to any fan of the FF series, Its really funny!
Sephiroth: *coughs*
Dark-Sephiroth: Oh, yeah. Sephiroth, Squall and Cloud, go destroy my school It's pissing me off!!!!
Sephiroth, Squall and Cloud: *evil grins, run off outside with weapons*
Dark-Sephiroth: Ok, now that's sorted, onto chapter 11!!!
STORY: (about time too I guess!)
Cloud turns to the group with a solemn expression. The portal behind him whirls and twists with vibrant energy.
Cloud: This is it guys, the moment we find out why we've been sent...
Squall: Yeah whatever, all you're gonna say is lets go into the portal. Lets just go and die quickly.
Zidane: Jeez! Why the heck are you so obsessed with death and suffering! If you die how can you suffer anyway?
Squall: *looks startled* Good point! Hey, I don't wanna die! I'm staying here!
Cloud: YOU JUST SPOILED MY SERIOUS MOMENT!
Squall: Whatever, It was a load of crap anyway.
Sephiroth: Yeah, It kinda was. Leave ominous speeches of death to me. I'm going anyway!
Sephiroth jumps into the portal and is sucked in. The others look at the portal and as if coming to a unsaid decision they step forth. Cloud stands still in potent fury.
Squall: Maybe it hurts and causes suffering when you go through. I'm going!
Cloud: Damn, If they leave I'll never get my own back! I'm gonna follow them!
Squall jumps in closely followed by Cloud. The few remaining are about to follow when a deep reverberating voice interrupts them. They spin round to find that the Elder God has crawled out of the water. He resembles an Octopus but is larger than a large house and seems to fill almost half the room. The group, Zidane, Aeris and Auron all draw their weapons.
Elder God: It seems that all you understand is combat to defeat you enemies! Very well, I will give you the honour of fighting the God of Nosgoth. Enjoy it while you can, for afterwards you die.
The elder God glows with intent radiance and raises one tentacle. The group brace themselves. Elsewhere Squall, Cloud and Sephiroth land outside a strange bar. Cloud gives a shout of recognition.
Cloud: Hey, this is Seventh Heaven! Tifas Bar! Hey, Sephiroth, we're home again!
Sephiroth: Hmm.How curious it is that we left as enemies and we return as allies. Do you still remember our deal?
Cloud: Huh? What deal?
Sephiroth: You know, I spare Aeris but I kill Tifa instead when we meet.
Cloud: Oh yeah, of course! Kill away, I'm done with that slut! I've got Aeris now!
Squall: Huh, isn't she still in that Elder guys place with Zidane?
Cloud: Fu*k?!!??! If he goes after her I'll rip his tail off and hang him from a tree with it!!
Tifa: Cloud?! You're back!!!
Cloud looks round and sees Tifa running towards him. He notices that Sephiroth has sprung up into the sky. Tifa runs up and hugs Cloud.
Cloud: *Pushes her off him*.Whoa, whoa, stand back a bit.
Tifa: Huh? What's wrong? Cloud: Nothing, Nothing. Its just a surprise I have for you! Now stand just in front of me, a bit to the right, kneel down here.
Tifa: Kneel down?! Cloud, surely you don't want, not out here?!
Cloud: Huh? Jeez!! no, no, no its not that!! *goes bright red* no, just pretend to be praying and close your eyes.
Tifa kneels down and instantly Sephiroth falls from the sky with the Masamune pointing downwards. Tifa is impaled through the chest and she slumps lifelessly to the ground. Cloud kicks her viciously.
Cloud: Damn dirty slut! ''Not out here'' indeed!
Squall: Huh! I wish Rinoa was like that! All she ever wanted to do was ''talk'' and ''hug''!!
Sephiroth: Whoa, hey guys! Not a bad kill if I may say so myself! Look at it! Clean cut, pinpoint aiming! Work of a master!!
Cloud: Yeah, thanks. Hey, lets check out the bar! With Tifa dead we can get all the free drink we want!!!
Sephiroth: Good call, lets go!
The group enter the bar and Cloud finds a large barrel and three glasses. In a few minutes Cloud and Sephiroth are sitting back with their feet up on the table. Squall looks doubtful but settles down beside them after a little persuasion.
Squall: Hey, aren't we supposed to be after those blue creatures the Elder dude sent down the portal?
Sephiroth: Relax! I haven't been pissed since that time when Hojo injected me with whisky instead of Mako by mistake. If the blue monsters landed on this world we'll hear about it soon enough.
Sephiroth relaxed but jumped when a sudden urgent news bulletin blared out from a TV on the wall. The group sat up and stared at the screen.
: News Update! We've just received information that Gold Saucer is being attacked by a small army of blue creatures. The creatures closely resemble humans but appear to be half-decayed. They are immune to attack and rematerialize when killed. The camera now shows the creatures attacking Wonder Square.
The group looked at the screen and recognised the Elder Gods army. Cloud jumped up and headed outside followed by the others.
Cloud: Looks like we'd better go!
Sephiroth: Already?
Squall: Hey, where's Tifa's body?
The three look around but Tifa has disappeared. Cloud and Sephiroth look at each other questioningly, then a look of horror appears on their faces.
Cloud and Sephiroth: GOD NO!!!!
The two rush into the bar and look at the TV screen. A new bulletin has just come up.
: And we've just received news that another creature has joined the army.
On screen is the creature. It is blue and looks just like Tifa. It is Tifa.
Well chapter 11 is up and done! Sorry I took so long to update! And sorry if this chapter isn't great but I'm a little outta practise. With a little luck Chapter 12 should be up soon, keep reviewing and thanks!!!
After receiving over 50 reviews from my fans it's only fair that I at least continue. Unfortunately I've been stuck in school and I'm finding it hard to get free time, and on top of that I've been afflicted with Writers block. And I've recently got Kingdom Hearts and I've been busy trying to master that. But now I'm back!! Anything else?
Aeris: *coughs*
Dark-Sephiroth: Oh, yeah. Sorry to AerisWhiteMageofCetras who I missed in the last review response. I'm a big fan of Moogles go wild, thanks for reviewing! I'd also recommend your story to any fan of the FF series, Its really funny!
Sephiroth: *coughs*
Dark-Sephiroth: Oh, yeah. Sephiroth, Squall and Cloud, go destroy my school It's pissing me off!!!!
Sephiroth, Squall and Cloud: *evil grins, run off outside with weapons*
Dark-Sephiroth: Ok, now that's sorted, onto chapter 11!!!
STORY: (about time too I guess!)
Cloud turns to the group with a solemn expression. The portal behind him whirls and twists with vibrant energy.
Cloud: This is it guys, the moment we find out why we've been sent...
Squall: Yeah whatever, all you're gonna say is lets go into the portal. Lets just go and die quickly.
Zidane: Jeez! Why the heck are you so obsessed with death and suffering! If you die how can you suffer anyway?
Squall: *looks startled* Good point! Hey, I don't wanna die! I'm staying here!
Cloud: YOU JUST SPOILED MY SERIOUS MOMENT!
Squall: Whatever, It was a load of crap anyway.
Sephiroth: Yeah, It kinda was. Leave ominous speeches of death to me. I'm going anyway!
Sephiroth jumps into the portal and is sucked in. The others look at the portal and as if coming to a unsaid decision they step forth. Cloud stands still in potent fury.
Squall: Maybe it hurts and causes suffering when you go through. I'm going!
Cloud: Damn, If they leave I'll never get my own back! I'm gonna follow them!
Squall jumps in closely followed by Cloud. The few remaining are about to follow when a deep reverberating voice interrupts them. They spin round to find that the Elder God has crawled out of the water. He resembles an Octopus but is larger than a large house and seems to fill almost half the room. The group, Zidane, Aeris and Auron all draw their weapons.
Elder God: It seems that all you understand is combat to defeat you enemies! Very well, I will give you the honour of fighting the God of Nosgoth. Enjoy it while you can, for afterwards you die.
The elder God glows with intent radiance and raises one tentacle. The group brace themselves. Elsewhere Squall, Cloud and Sephiroth land outside a strange bar. Cloud gives a shout of recognition.
Cloud: Hey, this is Seventh Heaven! Tifas Bar! Hey, Sephiroth, we're home again!
Sephiroth: Hmm.How curious it is that we left as enemies and we return as allies. Do you still remember our deal?
Cloud: Huh? What deal?
Sephiroth: You know, I spare Aeris but I kill Tifa instead when we meet.
Cloud: Oh yeah, of course! Kill away, I'm done with that slut! I've got Aeris now!
Squall: Huh, isn't she still in that Elder guys place with Zidane?
Cloud: Fu*k?!!??! If he goes after her I'll rip his tail off and hang him from a tree with it!!
Tifa: Cloud?! You're back!!!
Cloud looks round and sees Tifa running towards him. He notices that Sephiroth has sprung up into the sky. Tifa runs up and hugs Cloud.
Cloud: *Pushes her off him*.Whoa, whoa, stand back a bit.
Tifa: Huh? What's wrong? Cloud: Nothing, Nothing. Its just a surprise I have for you! Now stand just in front of me, a bit to the right, kneel down here.
Tifa: Kneel down?! Cloud, surely you don't want, not out here?!
Cloud: Huh? Jeez!! no, no, no its not that!! *goes bright red* no, just pretend to be praying and close your eyes.
Tifa kneels down and instantly Sephiroth falls from the sky with the Masamune pointing downwards. Tifa is impaled through the chest and she slumps lifelessly to the ground. Cloud kicks her viciously.
Cloud: Damn dirty slut! ''Not out here'' indeed!
Squall: Huh! I wish Rinoa was like that! All she ever wanted to do was ''talk'' and ''hug''!!
Sephiroth: Whoa, hey guys! Not a bad kill if I may say so myself! Look at it! Clean cut, pinpoint aiming! Work of a master!!
Cloud: Yeah, thanks. Hey, lets check out the bar! With Tifa dead we can get all the free drink we want!!!
Sephiroth: Good call, lets go!
The group enter the bar and Cloud finds a large barrel and three glasses. In a few minutes Cloud and Sephiroth are sitting back with their feet up on the table. Squall looks doubtful but settles down beside them after a little persuasion.
Squall: Hey, aren't we supposed to be after those blue creatures the Elder dude sent down the portal?
Sephiroth: Relax! I haven't been pissed since that time when Hojo injected me with whisky instead of Mako by mistake. If the blue monsters landed on this world we'll hear about it soon enough.
Sephiroth relaxed but jumped when a sudden urgent news bulletin blared out from a TV on the wall. The group sat up and stared at the screen.
: News Update! We've just received information that Gold Saucer is being attacked by a small army of blue creatures. The creatures closely resemble humans but appear to be half-decayed. They are immune to attack and rematerialize when killed. The camera now shows the creatures attacking Wonder Square.
The group looked at the screen and recognised the Elder Gods army. Cloud jumped up and headed outside followed by the others.
Cloud: Looks like we'd better go!
Sephiroth: Already?
Squall: Hey, where's Tifa's body?
The three look around but Tifa has disappeared. Cloud and Sephiroth look at each other questioningly, then a look of horror appears on their faces.
Cloud and Sephiroth: GOD NO!!!!
The two rush into the bar and look at the TV screen. A new bulletin has just come up.
: And we've just received news that another creature has joined the army.
On screen is the creature. It is blue and looks just like Tifa. It is Tifa.
Well chapter 11 is up and done! Sorry I took so long to update! And sorry if this chapter isn't great but I'm a little outta practise. With a little luck Chapter 12 should be up soon, keep reviewing and thanks!!!