Authors notes: Apparently the last chapter disappointed a few so I'm just
gonna put a quick note up for those concerned.
Sorry to: Death day for Dante. I understand that Tifa is your favourite character, and also that the last chapter may have seemed offensive. I did not mean to get at anybody by calling Tifa, well, what I did. Also I'd like to apologise to anyone else who took offence.
Cloud: Yeah! You made me do some pretty evil stuff Dark-Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Personally I didn't mind, but If you want me to kill Aeris to make up for it?
Aeris: Hey, how about you pick on one of the guys for once!!
Squall: He does, every week. He makes me look like a fool.
Sephiroth: But you are a fool.
Squall: What?! Hey listen, Dark-Sephiroth, this week Squall Kicks Sephiroth's Ass!!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Whatever.
Squall: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!
Tifa: Hey, how about I get my own back on Cloud and Sephiroth for killing me.
Cloud: Yeah right!
Dark-Sephiroth: Hmm. Hey, now that's a good idea! Ok!
Cloud: Huh?! He-He-Hey!!
Sephiroth: Can I please kill SOMEONE?!
Dark-Sephiroth: Yeah, go kill Markman, he said my last chapter was no good! Take the Serrated Venom Coated Masamune too.
Sephiroth: All right!!! *disappears*
Dark-Sephiroth: Ok, that's done! Next chapters up so read on!
STORY
Cloud, Squall and Sephiroth arrived at the train for the Gold Saucer early next morning. They were all tired and they clambered thankfully onboard the train and settled into the seats.
Cloud: So, we'll be there soon. Hope those blue creatures aren't too much trouble. And I wonder how Aeris and the others are.
Sephiroth: Yo, Cloud?
Cloud: Yeah?
Sephiroth: How much do you love Aeris?
Cloud: What the heck's THAT supposed to mean?!
Sephiroth: She's not that bad is she. Pretty hot eh?
Cloud: Hot?! Hey you'd better not be getting any ideas!
Sephiroth: God of Darkness and the Angel of Light, you gotta admit it sounds cool.
Cloud: Hey! You better shut up NOW! I've Omnislashed you once, don't ask for more!
Squall: You know, she is pretty hot.
Cloud: Huh?! What the heck?! I'll kill you too you sulky shit!! You wanna take me on?! Huh?! Come on, I'll take the both of you on!! Right here right now!!!!
Squall and Sephiroth: *dying with laughter and slapping each other high fives*
Squall: Heh, heh! I was only messing!
Sephiroth: Ha ha ha, you should see yourself Cloud! But anyway, I'm serious.
Squall: Yo, didn't you try to kill her?
Sephiroth: Yeah, I guess. But Cloud got Tifa killed. That's just as evil. Damn, I could do with a girl! Hey Cloud, how about I revive Tifa and you can have her instead?
Train Speaker:
*Sephiroth and Squall get off the train followed by Cloud.*
There are a lot of Guards and gunmen wandering around Gold Saucer. Many people are leaving following the initial attack of the blue creatures but it appears that nothing is attacking at the monent.
Squall and Sephiroth go over to a ticket person to get a ticket.
Cloud: Hey wait, guys, I already have a ticket. *shows ticket to person at the entrance*. And you can forget about it Sephiroth, I don't want Tifa, I want Aeris.
Ticket Person: Hey, what's wrong with Tifa?!
Cloud: Huh?
Ticket Person: *materializes into Blue Tifa* Only Death Awaits you! You may have killed me but I am only revived as the true Embodiment of Despair and Destruction!! Dirty Slut eh?! You're the one who got chosen by Don Corneo back in the Wall Market!! And you were alone with him in his room!!! I shall kill YOU now, and that lowlife Sephiroth, and you shall know the true meaning of pain and suffering!
Sephiroth: *looks pained* LOWLIFE?! Highlife! Jeez! For Gods (me) sake I'm a higher life form!
Cloud: *give Sephiroth the One Eyebrow* Yeah right!
Squall: Hey, hey! leave me out of all this! I did nothing! (but I wouldn't mind watching the fight, sounds like it could be interesting).
Tifa: There should be a chair inside, get some popcorn from the machine just inside the tent and to your right.
Squall: Hey thanks! *runs over to loudspeaker* Hey everybody! Grudge match between Demon ex, Dark God and unfaithful lover!!
Gold Saucer employee: Hey! Bets!! Place your bets here!
In a few minutes there is a huge surging crowd of guards and the remaining public. Cloud pulls out his Spikomagic-hairspray and does a quick job on his hair for the fans and Sephiroth pulls out the Masamune.
Tifa: Pathetic! See what power I have been entrusted with!!
Suddenly Tifa glows red and becomes composed of blue fire. She floats six feet above the ground and two six foot long blades shoot from her arms and dangle by her sides. A strange silver armour materializes around her.
Sephiroth: shit.
Cloud: (damn) Yo Tifa! I'm, uhh, free! Sephiroth was controlling me, yeah! but now my mind is free and I realise what I have done! Umm, is wrong!
Sephiroth: *cough* Bull *cough* Shit.
Cloud: Tifa, forgive me! *whisper to Sephiroth* shut UP man!
Tifa: Heh, I can read your mind anyway! Prepare to be toasted!
Tifa fires a bolt of flame at Cloud that smites the ground. Cloud leaps back, draws the Ultima Weapon with a startled expression and readies himself for battle.
ELSEWHERE:
Zidane: Aeris!!
Zidane leaps through the air with incredible acrobatic agility and knocks Aeris clear. Seconds later a huge tentacle smashes the stone floor behind them.
Aeris: Phew, thanks! This thing is huge, however will we defeat it?! Hey, Auron?!
Zidane: Crap! *leaps up and knocks Auron clear of another huge attack from the Elder God*.
Elder God: Pathetic insects! I will swat you before long. Your petty resistance is only futile!!
Kain: Not yet! Fear me Demon, I command the Fires of Hell to burn your detestable hide.
Zidane: Yeah! Be afraid Squid dude! I also use zappy stuff to hurt you!
Kain and Zidane charge up their power and use the Thundaga and Immolate spell. The Elder god only flinches slightly.
Elder God: Cease mortal. Time is precious and you are only wasting it. Your attack would have to be a hundred times stronger to even effect me. And you are not the only ones who know how to use spells. I shall use water to wash the filth you are from this land. Tsunami!
The Elder God raises all its massive tentacles and smashes them downwards. There is a brief instant of nothing before a huge tidal wave sweeps over the area. The three suddenly finds themselves swept off their feet and their mouths fills with water. They all end up lying half-conscious on the ground. They try to struggle to their feet.
Auron: Such power!
Zidane: No! Hair ruined. Socks wet. Can't go on!
Kain: It burns!
Elder God: It ends now! I shall now use mere physical force and crush you! A fitting end for those who rely so heavily on weapons and steel.
The Elder God reaches down and wraps a huge tentacle around each of them. The group find themselves lifted in the air and squeezed tightly. The force is almost enough to break bone. Kain, weakened by the water seems helpless and Auron and Zidane are giving in fast. Aeris luckily has a hand free and reaches into her pack as a last resort.
Aeris: Please Cloud, please have left me one materia that can help us!
Aeris reaches into her pack and withdraws a red materia. The materia glows fiercely and within can be seen the soul of a creature of immense power.
Aeris: It can't be!! Zero-Bahamut!?!
Well, I hope you enjoyed that chapter! This weeks was an extra long special to make up for the last one! Keep reviewing and chapter thirteen will be up soon enough. If Cloud still seems to get at Tifa it's only cause she's gonna get her own back! Oh I've been told that I make excuses and say that ''sorry if this chapter isn't great but'' so this chapter is the best ever ok. Next chapter will be even better. Read on, REVIEW and thanks!!
Sorry to: Death day for Dante. I understand that Tifa is your favourite character, and also that the last chapter may have seemed offensive. I did not mean to get at anybody by calling Tifa, well, what I did. Also I'd like to apologise to anyone else who took offence.
Cloud: Yeah! You made me do some pretty evil stuff Dark-Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Personally I didn't mind, but If you want me to kill Aeris to make up for it?
Aeris: Hey, how about you pick on one of the guys for once!!
Squall: He does, every week. He makes me look like a fool.
Sephiroth: But you are a fool.
Squall: What?! Hey listen, Dark-Sephiroth, this week Squall Kicks Sephiroth's Ass!!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Whatever.
Squall: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!
Tifa: Hey, how about I get my own back on Cloud and Sephiroth for killing me.
Cloud: Yeah right!
Dark-Sephiroth: Hmm. Hey, now that's a good idea! Ok!
Cloud: Huh?! He-He-Hey!!
Sephiroth: Can I please kill SOMEONE?!
Dark-Sephiroth: Yeah, go kill Markman, he said my last chapter was no good! Take the Serrated Venom Coated Masamune too.
Sephiroth: All right!!! *disappears*
Dark-Sephiroth: Ok, that's done! Next chapters up so read on!
STORY
Cloud, Squall and Sephiroth arrived at the train for the Gold Saucer early next morning. They were all tired and they clambered thankfully onboard the train and settled into the seats.
Cloud: So, we'll be there soon. Hope those blue creatures aren't too much trouble. And I wonder how Aeris and the others are.
Sephiroth: Yo, Cloud?
Cloud: Yeah?
Sephiroth: How much do you love Aeris?
Cloud: What the heck's THAT supposed to mean?!
Sephiroth: She's not that bad is she. Pretty hot eh?
Cloud: Hot?! Hey you'd better not be getting any ideas!
Sephiroth: God of Darkness and the Angel of Light, you gotta admit it sounds cool.
Cloud: Hey! You better shut up NOW! I've Omnislashed you once, don't ask for more!
Squall: You know, she is pretty hot.
Cloud: Huh?! What the heck?! I'll kill you too you sulky shit!! You wanna take me on?! Huh?! Come on, I'll take the both of you on!! Right here right now!!!!
Squall and Sephiroth: *dying with laughter and slapping each other high fives*
Squall: Heh, heh! I was only messing!
Sephiroth: Ha ha ha, you should see yourself Cloud! But anyway, I'm serious.
Squall: Yo, didn't you try to kill her?
Sephiroth: Yeah, I guess. But Cloud got Tifa killed. That's just as evil. Damn, I could do with a girl! Hey Cloud, how about I revive Tifa and you can have her instead?
Train Speaker:
*Sephiroth and Squall get off the train followed by Cloud.*
There are a lot of Guards and gunmen wandering around Gold Saucer. Many people are leaving following the initial attack of the blue creatures but it appears that nothing is attacking at the monent.
Squall and Sephiroth go over to a ticket person to get a ticket.
Cloud: Hey wait, guys, I already have a ticket. *shows ticket to person at the entrance*. And you can forget about it Sephiroth, I don't want Tifa, I want Aeris.
Ticket Person: Hey, what's wrong with Tifa?!
Cloud: Huh?
Ticket Person: *materializes into Blue Tifa* Only Death Awaits you! You may have killed me but I am only revived as the true Embodiment of Despair and Destruction!! Dirty Slut eh?! You're the one who got chosen by Don Corneo back in the Wall Market!! And you were alone with him in his room!!! I shall kill YOU now, and that lowlife Sephiroth, and you shall know the true meaning of pain and suffering!
Sephiroth: *looks pained* LOWLIFE?! Highlife! Jeez! For Gods (me) sake I'm a higher life form!
Cloud: *give Sephiroth the One Eyebrow* Yeah right!
Squall: Hey, hey! leave me out of all this! I did nothing! (but I wouldn't mind watching the fight, sounds like it could be interesting).
Tifa: There should be a chair inside, get some popcorn from the machine just inside the tent and to your right.
Squall: Hey thanks! *runs over to loudspeaker* Hey everybody! Grudge match between Demon ex, Dark God and unfaithful lover!!
Gold Saucer employee: Hey! Bets!! Place your bets here!
In a few minutes there is a huge surging crowd of guards and the remaining public. Cloud pulls out his Spikomagic-hairspray and does a quick job on his hair for the fans and Sephiroth pulls out the Masamune.
Tifa: Pathetic! See what power I have been entrusted with!!
Suddenly Tifa glows red and becomes composed of blue fire. She floats six feet above the ground and two six foot long blades shoot from her arms and dangle by her sides. A strange silver armour materializes around her.
Sephiroth: shit.
Cloud: (damn) Yo Tifa! I'm, uhh, free! Sephiroth was controlling me, yeah! but now my mind is free and I realise what I have done! Umm, is wrong!
Sephiroth: *cough* Bull *cough* Shit.
Cloud: Tifa, forgive me! *whisper to Sephiroth* shut UP man!
Tifa: Heh, I can read your mind anyway! Prepare to be toasted!
Tifa fires a bolt of flame at Cloud that smites the ground. Cloud leaps back, draws the Ultima Weapon with a startled expression and readies himself for battle.
ELSEWHERE:
Zidane: Aeris!!
Zidane leaps through the air with incredible acrobatic agility and knocks Aeris clear. Seconds later a huge tentacle smashes the stone floor behind them.
Aeris: Phew, thanks! This thing is huge, however will we defeat it?! Hey, Auron?!
Zidane: Crap! *leaps up and knocks Auron clear of another huge attack from the Elder God*.
Elder God: Pathetic insects! I will swat you before long. Your petty resistance is only futile!!
Kain: Not yet! Fear me Demon, I command the Fires of Hell to burn your detestable hide.
Zidane: Yeah! Be afraid Squid dude! I also use zappy stuff to hurt you!
Kain and Zidane charge up their power and use the Thundaga and Immolate spell. The Elder god only flinches slightly.
Elder God: Cease mortal. Time is precious and you are only wasting it. Your attack would have to be a hundred times stronger to even effect me. And you are not the only ones who know how to use spells. I shall use water to wash the filth you are from this land. Tsunami!
The Elder God raises all its massive tentacles and smashes them downwards. There is a brief instant of nothing before a huge tidal wave sweeps over the area. The three suddenly finds themselves swept off their feet and their mouths fills with water. They all end up lying half-conscious on the ground. They try to struggle to their feet.
Auron: Such power!
Zidane: No! Hair ruined. Socks wet. Can't go on!
Kain: It burns!
Elder God: It ends now! I shall now use mere physical force and crush you! A fitting end for those who rely so heavily on weapons and steel.
The Elder God reaches down and wraps a huge tentacle around each of them. The group find themselves lifted in the air and squeezed tightly. The force is almost enough to break bone. Kain, weakened by the water seems helpless and Auron and Zidane are giving in fast. Aeris luckily has a hand free and reaches into her pack as a last resort.
Aeris: Please Cloud, please have left me one materia that can help us!
Aeris reaches into her pack and withdraws a red materia. The materia glows fiercely and within can be seen the soul of a creature of immense power.
Aeris: It can't be!! Zero-Bahamut!?!
Well, I hope you enjoyed that chapter! This weeks was an extra long special to make up for the last one! Keep reviewing and chapter thirteen will be up soon enough. If Cloud still seems to get at Tifa it's only cause she's gonna get her own back! Oh I've been told that I make excuses and say that ''sorry if this chapter isn't great but'' so this chapter is the best ever ok. Next chapter will be even better. Read on, REVIEW and thanks!!