Authors notes: Yes I'm back! * ignores groans and rotten tomatoes* Sorry I
took so long but I was too lazy to update. Well, at least I'm honest!
Sephiroth: Hey, what about the picture?
Dark-Sephiroth: Oh yeah, I'm trying to draw a bit more too. I have a picture on my homepage, which should be up soon. Yes, I've conquered the graphic tablet! My advice? Never use Painter Classic!!! And I Worship my reviewers.
Aeris: Hey, because of one of you reviewers he's paired me with Sephiroth!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Heh, heh. Don't pretend you're not happy.
Aeris: Happy?! HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!
Sephiroth: Tried? But I did, ha ha ha!
Cloud: What about me? Why put her with him!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Shut up, no one likes you anyway? Well, now I'm back I'm gonna take the time to read chapters I've missed on other people stories, So If I've missed reading your stories and I usually do, sorry but I will. And since chapter 15 will be a multiple of five, there will be a review response. If you've reviewed between chapter 10-15 you will be included.
Squall: Is that it?
Dark-Sephiroth: Yeah, I suppose. After a huge delay, onto the story!
STORY
Kain, Cloud and Sephiroth stood in battle positions facing Tifa. The others were relaxing and stuffing their faces with popcorn. There was a huge crowd of spectators by now and Squall was acting as commentator.
Cloud: So how the heck do we beat this thing?
Tifa: Thing?! Damn it, I'm gonna incinerate you!
Kain: This foul creation can not be vanquished, without any attachment to the Soul Reaver it's soul will always be it's own.
Cloud: Huh?! Then why the heck are you helping us fight?
Kain: *looks bewildered* Yes, why indeed? I wish you luck, for now I must now retreat from this battle!! *Kain runs and joins the others who are relaxing at ringside*
Cloud: Great! Anyone else want to leave?! Sephiroth?!
Sephiroth: I wouldn't mind actually.
Cloud: Coward.
Sephiroth: Oh really? Behold the power of the greatest swordsman!!
Sephiroth leaps at Tifa with a high slash. Tifa instantly blocks the attack but Sephiroth catches her out with a kick to the stomach which winds her. He then cleanly decapitates her with a sweeping arc slash of Masamune and she collapses and fades.
Tifa: *Rematerializes* Hey not bad. For a novice!
Zidane: Whoa, this fight is cool! *takes a swig from a bottle of beer* Yo, Kain, want some?
Kain: Please. *takes bottle and has a quick swig* AHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!!!!!
Zidane: Heh, heh!
Tifa: This is pointless, you will eventually die, why not give up now and quit wasting my time.
Sephiroth: You may exist on this world but without it you are doomed!!!! I summon METEOR!!!!
Suddenly a fiery blue flame surrounds Sephiroth and strange symbols fly around him. There is a huge shockwave up above in the night sky and then a red spot is seen in the darkness.
Sephiroth: In seven days this entire planet will be destroyed! Death is the only outcome for my enemies!
Tifa: Oh crap! I'm going to another world, see ya!
Tifa opens up a portal, jumps in and disappears.
Sephiroth: Hey! She just escaped! Can she DO that?
Cloud: Uh, duh.
Zidane: Hey, we're all gonna die in seven days!!!!
Squall: Really? Cool.
Kain: We must find a way to follow! If we can find the other creations of the Elder god maybe they can provide us passage out of this world.
Auron: It's a plan. Lets go in and look around.
Squall: Ok folks! Show's over! No refunds!
Squall ushers the crowds away then joins the others.
Squall: Hey guys, I made nearly 200000gil! If we're going in lets have some fun ok?
Zidane: Wheee!! I wanna go on the roller coaster!!!!
Aeris: Lets play with chocobos!!
Sephiroth: Lets kill chocobos!!!!
Cloud: Whoa, calm down. We'll go to Wonder Square first and see if anyone can give us some info. The group agree and set off into the Gold Saucer. They jump into the tunnel leading to the Wonder Square and are there in a few seconds.
Sephiroth: Hey a chocobo!!
Sephiroth leaps forth and slashes the chocobo with incredible force. The creature thuds against the wall with force and falls to the ground.
Man-in-chocobo-suit: Argh!
Sephiroth: Oops! It was only a guy in a suit, heh heh.
Aeris: *looks worried* On second thought, lets keep away from the chocobos.
Sephiroth: Oh, sorry. Maybe I do get a bit too evil sometimes.
Aeris: Huh?! You feeling ok?
Sephiroth: *devious grin at Cloud* Um, not really, I think I'm a bit tired from all the fighting.
Aeris: Jeez, you poor guy! Cloud, I'm gonna get a room in the hotel and look after Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Yeah, you keep looking around Cloud, I'll be fine in a while.
Sephiroth and Aeris head to the Ghost Square hotel.
Cloud: THE HECK?!
Squall: Whoa, he must have been serious on the train. Lucky him!
Zidane: Jeez, I should take lessons from that guy! He just nabbed her in one go! I guess they'll be pretty comfortable tonight.
Cloud: SHUT UP! SHE'S JUST MAKING SURE HE'S OK!! SHE WOULD NEVER BETRAY ME!!!
Zidane: *sniggers* Yeah right! That was the infamous ''Not feeling well but well enough for you-know-what'' manoeuvre. Its a classic, never fails.
Squall: Ah you don't need a girl anyway Cloud, all they do is touch, kiss and annoy you.
Cloud: SHUT UP!!!!
Auron: Hmph, lets just keep moving. What about over there, says ''Battle Square over the entrance''
Zidane: Looks promising.
The group head into the battle Square and look around in amazement. Dead people are lying everywhere and the door to the arena is smashed open. The group head through wordlessly. There is nothing beyond and everything is quiet. Puzzled, the group step forward and suddenly a trap door opens and they fall into darkness...
When the group awake they are outside a broken wooden hut. The sun is blazing down and there are a few broken buildings surrounding them. All around this is endless desert.
Cloud: Oh great, Corel prison, again.
Zidane: Huh? What the heck is this place.
Cloud: It's a prison surrounded by a huge desert, the only way out is to cross the desert or win the chocobo races.
Auron: And which is the better option?
Cloud: Well, I have a gold chocobo I bred myself, so I could win easily. We just have to register at the caravan place over there.
Strange Voice: Your Destiny Awaits Across The Sands. Go To The Deserts Heart and You Will Meet Those You Wish To Confront.
Squall: Hey, It's Moebius!! Yo, Moebius what's up?
Strange Voice: *Damn!* Um, I Am Not Moebius ok?
Zidane: Doesn't that guy ever die?! First we kill his body, then his ghost and now we have his creepy voice.
Squall: Well, ok Moe, we'll be with you in a minute.
Strange Voice: DON'T CALL ME MOE!!! I Shall Grant You Your Death Early For Your Lack Of Respect.
The Voice of Moebius then teleports them to the heart of the desert. All of the creations of the Elder God are standing before them (minus Tifa) They have various weapons made of burning flame and are all hovering above the ground. Among their ranks is also the Man in the Chocobo suit who Sephiroth killed earlier.
Cloud: Jeez! Thanks a lot Sephiroth!
Kain: Raziel? Why have you joined the ranks of the Elder God?!
Raziel: Kain. We meet again! Well, actually I had nothing else to do so I tagged along with these guys. Do you require my assistance?
Kain: Oh but of course. You still have time to fulfil your destiny, and with the help of these, at last we can.
Raziel hops over to join the others but the rest of the blue demons don't even change expression. Both sides ready themselves for battle. It all begins here.
Well, I'm back writing again! I actually considered having a break from fan fiction but after seeing all the hard work put in by everyone else, I decided against it. I've put up my first picture online too! Check out my homepage if you want to see it. Hope you liked the chapter anyway, If you did REVIEW!! You all took so long to review the last chapter I almost wasn't bothered! Thanks.
Sephiroth: Hey, what about the picture?
Dark-Sephiroth: Oh yeah, I'm trying to draw a bit more too. I have a picture on my homepage, which should be up soon. Yes, I've conquered the graphic tablet! My advice? Never use Painter Classic!!! And I Worship my reviewers.
Aeris: Hey, because of one of you reviewers he's paired me with Sephiroth!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Heh, heh. Don't pretend you're not happy.
Aeris: Happy?! HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!
Sephiroth: Tried? But I did, ha ha ha!
Cloud: What about me? Why put her with him!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Shut up, no one likes you anyway? Well, now I'm back I'm gonna take the time to read chapters I've missed on other people stories, So If I've missed reading your stories and I usually do, sorry but I will. And since chapter 15 will be a multiple of five, there will be a review response. If you've reviewed between chapter 10-15 you will be included.
Squall: Is that it?
Dark-Sephiroth: Yeah, I suppose. After a huge delay, onto the story!
STORY
Kain, Cloud and Sephiroth stood in battle positions facing Tifa. The others were relaxing and stuffing their faces with popcorn. There was a huge crowd of spectators by now and Squall was acting as commentator.
Cloud: So how the heck do we beat this thing?
Tifa: Thing?! Damn it, I'm gonna incinerate you!
Kain: This foul creation can not be vanquished, without any attachment to the Soul Reaver it's soul will always be it's own.
Cloud: Huh?! Then why the heck are you helping us fight?
Kain: *looks bewildered* Yes, why indeed? I wish you luck, for now I must now retreat from this battle!! *Kain runs and joins the others who are relaxing at ringside*
Cloud: Great! Anyone else want to leave?! Sephiroth?!
Sephiroth: I wouldn't mind actually.
Cloud: Coward.
Sephiroth: Oh really? Behold the power of the greatest swordsman!!
Sephiroth leaps at Tifa with a high slash. Tifa instantly blocks the attack but Sephiroth catches her out with a kick to the stomach which winds her. He then cleanly decapitates her with a sweeping arc slash of Masamune and she collapses and fades.
Tifa: *Rematerializes* Hey not bad. For a novice!
Zidane: Whoa, this fight is cool! *takes a swig from a bottle of beer* Yo, Kain, want some?
Kain: Please. *takes bottle and has a quick swig* AHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!!!!!
Zidane: Heh, heh!
Tifa: This is pointless, you will eventually die, why not give up now and quit wasting my time.
Sephiroth: You may exist on this world but without it you are doomed!!!! I summon METEOR!!!!
Suddenly a fiery blue flame surrounds Sephiroth and strange symbols fly around him. There is a huge shockwave up above in the night sky and then a red spot is seen in the darkness.
Sephiroth: In seven days this entire planet will be destroyed! Death is the only outcome for my enemies!
Tifa: Oh crap! I'm going to another world, see ya!
Tifa opens up a portal, jumps in and disappears.
Sephiroth: Hey! She just escaped! Can she DO that?
Cloud: Uh, duh.
Zidane: Hey, we're all gonna die in seven days!!!!
Squall: Really? Cool.
Kain: We must find a way to follow! If we can find the other creations of the Elder god maybe they can provide us passage out of this world.
Auron: It's a plan. Lets go in and look around.
Squall: Ok folks! Show's over! No refunds!
Squall ushers the crowds away then joins the others.
Squall: Hey guys, I made nearly 200000gil! If we're going in lets have some fun ok?
Zidane: Wheee!! I wanna go on the roller coaster!!!!
Aeris: Lets play with chocobos!!
Sephiroth: Lets kill chocobos!!!!
Cloud: Whoa, calm down. We'll go to Wonder Square first and see if anyone can give us some info. The group agree and set off into the Gold Saucer. They jump into the tunnel leading to the Wonder Square and are there in a few seconds.
Sephiroth: Hey a chocobo!!
Sephiroth leaps forth and slashes the chocobo with incredible force. The creature thuds against the wall with force and falls to the ground.
Man-in-chocobo-suit: Argh!
Sephiroth: Oops! It was only a guy in a suit, heh heh.
Aeris: *looks worried* On second thought, lets keep away from the chocobos.
Sephiroth: Oh, sorry. Maybe I do get a bit too evil sometimes.
Aeris: Huh?! You feeling ok?
Sephiroth: *devious grin at Cloud* Um, not really, I think I'm a bit tired from all the fighting.
Aeris: Jeez, you poor guy! Cloud, I'm gonna get a room in the hotel and look after Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Yeah, you keep looking around Cloud, I'll be fine in a while.
Sephiroth and Aeris head to the Ghost Square hotel.
Cloud: THE HECK?!
Squall: Whoa, he must have been serious on the train. Lucky him!
Zidane: Jeez, I should take lessons from that guy! He just nabbed her in one go! I guess they'll be pretty comfortable tonight.
Cloud: SHUT UP! SHE'S JUST MAKING SURE HE'S OK!! SHE WOULD NEVER BETRAY ME!!!
Zidane: *sniggers* Yeah right! That was the infamous ''Not feeling well but well enough for you-know-what'' manoeuvre. Its a classic, never fails.
Squall: Ah you don't need a girl anyway Cloud, all they do is touch, kiss and annoy you.
Cloud: SHUT UP!!!!
Auron: Hmph, lets just keep moving. What about over there, says ''Battle Square over the entrance''
Zidane: Looks promising.
The group head into the battle Square and look around in amazement. Dead people are lying everywhere and the door to the arena is smashed open. The group head through wordlessly. There is nothing beyond and everything is quiet. Puzzled, the group step forward and suddenly a trap door opens and they fall into darkness...
When the group awake they are outside a broken wooden hut. The sun is blazing down and there are a few broken buildings surrounding them. All around this is endless desert.
Cloud: Oh great, Corel prison, again.
Zidane: Huh? What the heck is this place.
Cloud: It's a prison surrounded by a huge desert, the only way out is to cross the desert or win the chocobo races.
Auron: And which is the better option?
Cloud: Well, I have a gold chocobo I bred myself, so I could win easily. We just have to register at the caravan place over there.
Strange Voice: Your Destiny Awaits Across The Sands. Go To The Deserts Heart and You Will Meet Those You Wish To Confront.
Squall: Hey, It's Moebius!! Yo, Moebius what's up?
Strange Voice: *Damn!* Um, I Am Not Moebius ok?
Zidane: Doesn't that guy ever die?! First we kill his body, then his ghost and now we have his creepy voice.
Squall: Well, ok Moe, we'll be with you in a minute.
Strange Voice: DON'T CALL ME MOE!!! I Shall Grant You Your Death Early For Your Lack Of Respect.
The Voice of Moebius then teleports them to the heart of the desert. All of the creations of the Elder God are standing before them (minus Tifa) They have various weapons made of burning flame and are all hovering above the ground. Among their ranks is also the Man in the Chocobo suit who Sephiroth killed earlier.
Cloud: Jeez! Thanks a lot Sephiroth!
Kain: Raziel? Why have you joined the ranks of the Elder God?!
Raziel: Kain. We meet again! Well, actually I had nothing else to do so I tagged along with these guys. Do you require my assistance?
Kain: Oh but of course. You still have time to fulfil your destiny, and with the help of these, at last we can.
Raziel hops over to join the others but the rest of the blue demons don't even change expression. Both sides ready themselves for battle. It all begins here.
Well, I'm back writing again! I actually considered having a break from fan fiction but after seeing all the hard work put in by everyone else, I decided against it. I've put up my first picture online too! Check out my homepage if you want to see it. Hope you liked the chapter anyway, If you did REVIEW!! You all took so long to review the last chapter I almost wasn't bothered! Thanks.