Markman is still on fanfic. If you're reading this. GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU
FAT BASTARD!!!!!! Damn, I'm slipping into insanity!!!! *flashes and
fluctuates* Ha ha ha!!
Cloud: Pull yourself together man!
Dark-Sephiroth: Huh? *shakes head* Something up?
Cloud: *looking genuinely worried* Uh, it's nothing, lets just continue.
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Dark-Sephiroth: I'm feeling too damn pissed off to update. Life sucks.
Squall: Too true man.
Dark-Sephiroth: This story sucks too.
Squall: Yeah, that's about right.
Dark-Sephiroth: Squall's about to die.
Squall: Definitely, huh? Hey wait a sec!!
Zidane: Hey, Death of Squall, could add a little interest to the story.
Dark-Sephiroth: Yeah, needs a little interest. How shall we kill him?
Squall: Hey, wait a damn minute!!!!
Zidane: Hmmm... A gruesome death is always a favourite. Perhaps impalement or decapitation?
Squall: Whoa! I like my head as it is!!!!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Impalement it is then. Ok, I'm inspired! Onto chapter 16!!!!
Squall: SHUT UP, NO ONE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!!! Kill Cloud!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Nah, people like Cloud more than you. Ok, next chapter!
STORY:
The small group stood before the now immense army of spectral beings. Cloud and Auron had their weapons drawn but the others were unsure of whether it would not be wiser to flee. Suddenly a huge metal spike, a full fifteen feet long, flew from the sky and hurtled down towards Squall.
Squall: *dodges* missed!!
Dark-Sephiroths voice: (Crap!)
Zidane: Hey, couldn't you do that to the spectral dudes!!
Dark-Sephiroths voice: (Yeah, I could.)
Zidane: Then do!!!
Dark-Sephiroth: (Make me)
Zidane: Goddamn useless piece of s***!!!!
Suddenly a lump of rock falls from the sky and hits Zidane full force.
Zidane: Ow! You're dead meat man!!
Auron: Quit squabbling with god! We've got far greater concerns at the moment!
Cloud: Yeah, too true! I hate to say it but it'd sure help if Sephiroth was here.
Zidane: Yeah, we could keep an eye on him. Stop him BLOODY KILLING THINGS AND MAKING MORE ENEMIES!!!!
Cloud: That'd help too.
MEANWHILE:
Sephiroth and Aeris faced the Elder god and Zero Bahamut. Sephiroth was not yet afraid, but he knew that even for him, the end could be near.
Sephiroth: (damn it, now or never!) Aeris! This may be the end for us, so I want you to know something, something I've kept secret since we ever met!
Aeris: Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: Aeris, you are the one who I desire!
Aeris: Hire?! Huh?! You think I'm a goddamn prostitute!!!!! *smacks him over the head with her staff* How much, 10 gil?! Huh?! *whacks him again*
Sephiroth: Desire! not. hire! ow! *collapses*
Aeris: Wha--? Really? Aw, how sweet! Sephiroth I------.
Elder God: Enough of your pathetic babble, mortal. I have control of the Dragon YOU summoned and I shall use its very power to destroy its owner!! Now, my dragon!!
The Elder God is about to give the command to attack when a strange individual suddenly appears behind him. The person catches the Elder God with a swift spinning back kick, knocking him down to the stage in front of Aeris. Suddenly more appear beside him, they all leap down to Aeris with incredible agility that could only be described as vampiric.
Aeris: Hey, thanks!
Vampire 1: Pray, do not mention it. It is my honour to save a lady as-
Vampire 2: *jumps down, lands wrong and ends up in a crumpled heap on the floor*
Vampire 3: *jumps down and trips over vampire 2*
Sebastian: *puts a hand to his head* Excellent! So much for instilling them with a sense of awe!!
Vampire 3: Hey, it was that fool Faustaus who tripped me up!
Sebastian: Quiet, Magnus.
Aeris: Who the heck are you guys? And how did you get here? You look like those vampire thingy's, unless I'm very much mistaken.
Faustaus: Thingy's?
Sebastian: It does not matter. I see you have allied with the legendary Black Darkness warrior. It is rumoured that one like him killed the future form of Kain himself! Luckily relations between us and Kain are, lets say, none too good, so we have nothing against him. In fact, seeing the beast before us, we would be grateful for his assistance.
Aeris: Huh? Oh, Zero-Bahamut? Sephiroth, can you kill him!?
Sephiroth: *still dazed from Aeris' earlier attack* Pretty chocobos flying round my head!! Must-kill-pretty-chocobos!! Die!!! No, not the ultimate Mog man!!! Ahhh!!!
Aeris: *sighs* guess not.
Magnus: That's the Black Darkness Warrior?
Faustaus: We're doomed.
As the group talk the Elder God has risen to his feet and teleported himself onto the Dragons back. He silently summons the dragons power. Aeris notices a bright light from behind them and spins round.
Aeris: Watch out, He's going to attack!!!
The group cover themselves as the dragon charges up power, it seems to late to flee. Aeris remembers the true power of Zero Bahamut and Casts M-Barrier but she knows it will merely prevent instant death rather than protect them.
Elder God: It has been amusing watching your futile squabbles and attempts to fight but now I shall end it!!!!
Zero Bahamut suddenly unleashes a powerful Terra Flare attack that pounds off the group with incredible force. The M-Barrier protects them from the heat but the sheer power literally crushes them into the ground. The Elder God laughs at them. They are lying motionless on the ground, almost finished. Then suddenly a movement arrests the Elder God's attention.
Elder God: No! Impossible!!
Sephiroth: *does kick up and lands on his feet* WhOa!! Even More Pretty Chocobos!! *slashes at the air* Wont DIE!!!!!
Elder God: Hah, you are almost finished!! Attempting to even stand is futile, give up now and I shall grant you a quick death.
Sephiroth: *more dazed than ever* Ha ha ha!!! Cool Silver dragon giant chocobo has wimpy looking cheap Sephiroth wannabe on top of him!!
Elder God: Ha ha ha! I shall ignore you insults and reward you with eternal torture.
Sephiroth: Silver-Dragon chocobo!! Must Kill Chocobo!! Rapagekki!!
Suddenly a black burst of energy erupts from Sephiroth, it is similar to that of a normal Limit break. Sephiroth drives his sword deep into the ground, pauses for a moment, then he tears it out. From the hole pure blackness pours out, filling everything until only the skeleton of Zero- Bahamut and Sephiroth can be seen. Sephiroth fixes Bahamut with a malevolent eye and his sword suddenly glows bright red. Then he charges at incredible velocity, spins twice and deals a tremendous shattering blow to the skeleton of Zero-Bahamut. Everything returns to normal. Sephiroth sheaths his sword and turns his back on the Dragon. Everything is silent. Slowly Sephiroth raises his hand and with a sharp flick of the hand clicks his fingers once. Zero-Bahamut remains motionless, then his skin begins to bulge. Suddenly with a sickening shredding sound Zero-Bahamut's entire skeleton, shattered to many jagged shards, tears through his skin and flies in all directions. Blood splatters freely. Then with a silent charge of power, the entire Dragons body is blown apart to smithereens. Sephiroth shakes hi head a few times as if recovering from confusion.
Sephiroth: Phew! That's better! Jeez, Aeris really doesn't hold back!! *rubs his head* Still hurts. Gotta admit though, that was fun. I love killing stuff!!! *gives satisfied grin*
Sephiroth casts Life2 on the whole group and soon they are standing. The Elder God seems to have been destroyed, or has slipped off to gather his power again. Aeris and Sephiroth turn to the three vampires.
Aeris: So, now that's sorted, how the heck did you get from Nosgoth to here?
Sebastian: Well, It's a long story, but I'll make it quick. After you and your friends messed about with Nosgoth the entire timeline and every person, event, place and thing got messed up. The three of us were travelling to Meridian, after we got word of the Sarafan Lords death. Next thing we knew we were dumped into the eternal prison! Well, we knew none had escaped from here but we searched nonetheless, and we met Magnus. He told us that a strange dragon-like creature had flown into a portal nearby and vanished, and as the portal was still active, in we went! And that's about it. We had many adventures and narrow escapes and battles but perhaps I can tell you the full story another time. The truth of it is, Nosgoth is in total chaos throughout, and It's probably going to spread through any other worlds the Elder God and his cancer appear.
Aeris: This is all partly our fault, isn't it?
Sebastian: No. I'm afraid that even you, with all you powers were being manipulated. I'm sure the Elder God, and Moebius, counted on all that has happened. As soon as you showed you power, evil was ready to plot a way to put it to good use.
Sephiroth: Then fight has ended, and the true battle has only just begun. Come, we should find Cloud and the others. They should know of the dangers that await.
Phew! Yeah chapter 16 is finished. As usual I need blah, blah reviews. Forget it, if you like the chapter then review. I don't need to be greedy, I've had great response so far, I'm happy. I'll update as soon as I can. (Anytime between 1 and 10 weeks, heh heh.)
To clarify the story. -The Elder God does look a lot like Ansem of KH. But he is not identical to him. -The timeline in Nosgoth has been messed up, so characters could now appear in the ''wrong'' places. -Someone will die soon! In the story I mean.
Cloud: Pull yourself together man!
Dark-Sephiroth: Huh? *shakes head* Something up?
Cloud: *looking genuinely worried* Uh, it's nothing, lets just continue.
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Dark-Sephiroth: I'm feeling too damn pissed off to update. Life sucks.
Squall: Too true man.
Dark-Sephiroth: This story sucks too.
Squall: Yeah, that's about right.
Dark-Sephiroth: Squall's about to die.
Squall: Definitely, huh? Hey wait a sec!!
Zidane: Hey, Death of Squall, could add a little interest to the story.
Dark-Sephiroth: Yeah, needs a little interest. How shall we kill him?
Squall: Hey, wait a damn minute!!!!
Zidane: Hmmm... A gruesome death is always a favourite. Perhaps impalement or decapitation?
Squall: Whoa! I like my head as it is!!!!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Impalement it is then. Ok, I'm inspired! Onto chapter 16!!!!
Squall: SHUT UP, NO ONE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!!! Kill Cloud!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Nah, people like Cloud more than you. Ok, next chapter!
STORY:
The small group stood before the now immense army of spectral beings. Cloud and Auron had their weapons drawn but the others were unsure of whether it would not be wiser to flee. Suddenly a huge metal spike, a full fifteen feet long, flew from the sky and hurtled down towards Squall.
Squall: *dodges* missed!!
Dark-Sephiroths voice: (Crap!)
Zidane: Hey, couldn't you do that to the spectral dudes!!
Dark-Sephiroths voice: (Yeah, I could.)
Zidane: Then do!!!
Dark-Sephiroth: (Make me)
Zidane: Goddamn useless piece of s***!!!!
Suddenly a lump of rock falls from the sky and hits Zidane full force.
Zidane: Ow! You're dead meat man!!
Auron: Quit squabbling with god! We've got far greater concerns at the moment!
Cloud: Yeah, too true! I hate to say it but it'd sure help if Sephiroth was here.
Zidane: Yeah, we could keep an eye on him. Stop him BLOODY KILLING THINGS AND MAKING MORE ENEMIES!!!!
Cloud: That'd help too.
MEANWHILE:
Sephiroth and Aeris faced the Elder god and Zero Bahamut. Sephiroth was not yet afraid, but he knew that even for him, the end could be near.
Sephiroth: (damn it, now or never!) Aeris! This may be the end for us, so I want you to know something, something I've kept secret since we ever met!
Aeris: Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: Aeris, you are the one who I desire!
Aeris: Hire?! Huh?! You think I'm a goddamn prostitute!!!!! *smacks him over the head with her staff* How much, 10 gil?! Huh?! *whacks him again*
Sephiroth: Desire! not. hire! ow! *collapses*
Aeris: Wha--? Really? Aw, how sweet! Sephiroth I------.
Elder God: Enough of your pathetic babble, mortal. I have control of the Dragon YOU summoned and I shall use its very power to destroy its owner!! Now, my dragon!!
The Elder God is about to give the command to attack when a strange individual suddenly appears behind him. The person catches the Elder God with a swift spinning back kick, knocking him down to the stage in front of Aeris. Suddenly more appear beside him, they all leap down to Aeris with incredible agility that could only be described as vampiric.
Aeris: Hey, thanks!
Vampire 1: Pray, do not mention it. It is my honour to save a lady as-
Vampire 2: *jumps down, lands wrong and ends up in a crumpled heap on the floor*
Vampire 3: *jumps down and trips over vampire 2*
Sebastian: *puts a hand to his head* Excellent! So much for instilling them with a sense of awe!!
Vampire 3: Hey, it was that fool Faustaus who tripped me up!
Sebastian: Quiet, Magnus.
Aeris: Who the heck are you guys? And how did you get here? You look like those vampire thingy's, unless I'm very much mistaken.
Faustaus: Thingy's?
Sebastian: It does not matter. I see you have allied with the legendary Black Darkness warrior. It is rumoured that one like him killed the future form of Kain himself! Luckily relations between us and Kain are, lets say, none too good, so we have nothing against him. In fact, seeing the beast before us, we would be grateful for his assistance.
Aeris: Huh? Oh, Zero-Bahamut? Sephiroth, can you kill him!?
Sephiroth: *still dazed from Aeris' earlier attack* Pretty chocobos flying round my head!! Must-kill-pretty-chocobos!! Die!!! No, not the ultimate Mog man!!! Ahhh!!!
Aeris: *sighs* guess not.
Magnus: That's the Black Darkness Warrior?
Faustaus: We're doomed.
As the group talk the Elder God has risen to his feet and teleported himself onto the Dragons back. He silently summons the dragons power. Aeris notices a bright light from behind them and spins round.
Aeris: Watch out, He's going to attack!!!
The group cover themselves as the dragon charges up power, it seems to late to flee. Aeris remembers the true power of Zero Bahamut and Casts M-Barrier but she knows it will merely prevent instant death rather than protect them.
Elder God: It has been amusing watching your futile squabbles and attempts to fight but now I shall end it!!!!
Zero Bahamut suddenly unleashes a powerful Terra Flare attack that pounds off the group with incredible force. The M-Barrier protects them from the heat but the sheer power literally crushes them into the ground. The Elder God laughs at them. They are lying motionless on the ground, almost finished. Then suddenly a movement arrests the Elder God's attention.
Elder God: No! Impossible!!
Sephiroth: *does kick up and lands on his feet* WhOa!! Even More Pretty Chocobos!! *slashes at the air* Wont DIE!!!!!
Elder God: Hah, you are almost finished!! Attempting to even stand is futile, give up now and I shall grant you a quick death.
Sephiroth: *more dazed than ever* Ha ha ha!!! Cool Silver dragon giant chocobo has wimpy looking cheap Sephiroth wannabe on top of him!!
Elder God: Ha ha ha! I shall ignore you insults and reward you with eternal torture.
Sephiroth: Silver-Dragon chocobo!! Must Kill Chocobo!! Rapagekki!!
Suddenly a black burst of energy erupts from Sephiroth, it is similar to that of a normal Limit break. Sephiroth drives his sword deep into the ground, pauses for a moment, then he tears it out. From the hole pure blackness pours out, filling everything until only the skeleton of Zero- Bahamut and Sephiroth can be seen. Sephiroth fixes Bahamut with a malevolent eye and his sword suddenly glows bright red. Then he charges at incredible velocity, spins twice and deals a tremendous shattering blow to the skeleton of Zero-Bahamut. Everything returns to normal. Sephiroth sheaths his sword and turns his back on the Dragon. Everything is silent. Slowly Sephiroth raises his hand and with a sharp flick of the hand clicks his fingers once. Zero-Bahamut remains motionless, then his skin begins to bulge. Suddenly with a sickening shredding sound Zero-Bahamut's entire skeleton, shattered to many jagged shards, tears through his skin and flies in all directions. Blood splatters freely. Then with a silent charge of power, the entire Dragons body is blown apart to smithereens. Sephiroth shakes hi head a few times as if recovering from confusion.
Sephiroth: Phew! That's better! Jeez, Aeris really doesn't hold back!! *rubs his head* Still hurts. Gotta admit though, that was fun. I love killing stuff!!! *gives satisfied grin*
Sephiroth casts Life2 on the whole group and soon they are standing. The Elder God seems to have been destroyed, or has slipped off to gather his power again. Aeris and Sephiroth turn to the three vampires.
Aeris: So, now that's sorted, how the heck did you get from Nosgoth to here?
Sebastian: Well, It's a long story, but I'll make it quick. After you and your friends messed about with Nosgoth the entire timeline and every person, event, place and thing got messed up. The three of us were travelling to Meridian, after we got word of the Sarafan Lords death. Next thing we knew we were dumped into the eternal prison! Well, we knew none had escaped from here but we searched nonetheless, and we met Magnus. He told us that a strange dragon-like creature had flown into a portal nearby and vanished, and as the portal was still active, in we went! And that's about it. We had many adventures and narrow escapes and battles but perhaps I can tell you the full story another time. The truth of it is, Nosgoth is in total chaos throughout, and It's probably going to spread through any other worlds the Elder God and his cancer appear.
Aeris: This is all partly our fault, isn't it?
Sebastian: No. I'm afraid that even you, with all you powers were being manipulated. I'm sure the Elder God, and Moebius, counted on all that has happened. As soon as you showed you power, evil was ready to plot a way to put it to good use.
Sephiroth: Then fight has ended, and the true battle has only just begun. Come, we should find Cloud and the others. They should know of the dangers that await.
Phew! Yeah chapter 16 is finished. As usual I need blah, blah reviews. Forget it, if you like the chapter then review. I don't need to be greedy, I've had great response so far, I'm happy. I'll update as soon as I can. (Anytime between 1 and 10 weeks, heh heh.)
To clarify the story. -The Elder God does look a lot like Ansem of KH. But he is not identical to him. -The timeline in Nosgoth has been messed up, so characters could now appear in the ''wrong'' places. -Someone will die soon! In the story I mean.