Dark-Sephiroth: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!! Markman die!!! Kill!!!! Story is done
for!!!! Destroy ALL!!!!!!!
Cloud: *looks worried* Hey, what's up? You ok?!
Squall: Heh, He's going psycho again! I'm stuck in the story of a maniac.
Aeris: Maybe we should hit him over the head with something heavy?
Cloud: Uhh, he IS god, he'd probably kill us all within seconds!
Squall: Ha, ha! We're gonna die! Ha, ha, ha!
Cloud: Jeez, you're as bad as he is!! Yo! Dark-Sephiroth, pull yourself together.
Dark-Sephiroth: This story is finished.
Sephiroth: No way, It's just getting interesting! I'm kicking ass!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Ha, ha, ha!! I've lost reviewers, one now my mortal enemy. Nosgoth is doomed, Cloud and the others are f*****. Ha, ha, ha!
Zidane: Jeez, you complain too much!! Mortal enemy? Good riddance to the bastard!!! People piss you off, so kick their butts! Things are fucked up, sort it!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Huh? I complain? Who ----? So familiar. Destroy? *opens trap door and reveals a planet, Nosgoth, 200 miles below*.
Zidane: The heck?! Hey, wait a sec!
Dark-Sephiroth: *shakes his head to regain his senses* Such petty arguments. My reviewers keep the story going! I can't let the story die!!! Guys, I'm sorry for f****** things up!! *prepares to jump*
ALL: Hey, you'll get killed!! NO!!!
Dark-Sephiroth: *jumps*
Sephiroth: He's dead? Who-hoo!!!!! I'm the author!!! Heh, heh, this could be fun.
Squall and Cloud: Oh shit!
Zidane: Hey, what if he survives, do you know how powerful that guy is?!
Sephiroth: Hey, he's on our side! Plus he's stuck in Nosgoth. C'mon, lets get onto MY next chapter! Heh, heh!
STORY
Sephiroth, Aeris, Sebastian, Faustaus and Magnus set off after defeating Zero Bahamut. When they reached the main entrance they paused to consider which tunnel to try first. Then suddenly a commotion from outside attracted them. They all rushed outside and the three vampires gasped at the sight before them.
Sephiroth: An airship?!
Aeris: It's Cid!!!!!
The airship landed beside them with perfect precision. Then a rope ladder dangled from the side and a man climbed down.
Cid: Aeris?! What the F***, you're bl**** alive?!
Aeris: Cid? What are you doing here?
Cid: I could ask you the same goddamn thing! I just came here to mess around in Gold Saucer! Hey? The f***, It's f****** Sephiroth!!
Cid draws out his Javelin and charges at Sephiroth with a rush of speed. But Sephiroth pulls out his sword and sticks it out in front of him. Cid runs straight into the blade and is impaled. Sephiroth then swings a huge slashing arc and Cid is cut cleanly in two.
Aeris: You killed him?!
Sephiroth: Yep! Jeez that was fun! Cut him right in two!
Sebastian: Who exactly is this dirty old man? And what is the mysterious contraption flew down in?
Sephiroth: That's an airship. Hey, lets rob it and find the others!
Sebastian: Hmm. A sound plan of action.
Aeris: Cid. *sniffs* I never really knew him. How bravely he charged.
Sephiroth: Hey, it's ok! That Elder dude will reborn you a nice spectral version in no time!
Aeris: I don't want a spectral version!
Sephiroth: Then quit crying! C'mon lets go.
The group climb aboard the Airship and Sephiroth settles himself before the controls. He isn't sure on flying but manages it without demolishing any more than a few buildings. The airship flies above the Gold Saucer until they can see a blue mass far below on the desert. Without hesitation the Airship plunges downward.
Meanwhile Cloud and the others are battling bravely but are being overpowered. As soon as the army of spectral beings engulf the group Zidane tricks them with his special skill ''What's that?!'' and Cloud casts Ultima and the group reassemble and wait for the beings to reform. But Clouds magical energy (MP to you) is begin to waver and he knows he can't keep up for ever.
Zidane: We must ''Flee''. I have the skill to help us do so.
Cloud: Where can we go? This whole area is surrounded by desert, and we wont out-run them forever!
Zidane: Knock them out again and we'll run while they've disappeared.
Cloud: I can't, I'm too tired to cast Ultima anymore.
The group stop as the spectral beings reform and slowly begin to advance, sensing victory.
Rinoa: Squall, I'm so lonely, now we can be together for ever!!
Squall: Ugh! No! I can't do anything, goddamn it!
Auron: It's over!
Squall: No way! C'mon, we need help!!!
Suddenly Squalls plea is answered. The sky clouds over and it begins to rain. Then a hoof splashes into a nearby puddle. A warrior demon riding a six legged horse trots towards the spectral beings with a grim glare. The warrior has horns on his head and is wearing blue armour. All the spectral beings have frozen.
Kain: Agh! Dark rain! It burns!!!
Then Odin, for it is he, leaps forth with his sword and slices into the enemy, swinging huge arcs and hitting six in one swipe. After this he spins round and the enemies all split into two behind him and temporarily vanish. Then Odin trots forward and also vanishes.
Zidane: This is our chance! Lets go! *casts flee, which makes little or no difference*
The group turn and run towards the desert. As soon as they reach the desert there is a flash behind them as the army reappears. Then Auron is startled to see a rope drop in front of him.
Auron: What's this?!
Zidane: *Looks at it carefully*. Hmm. Thin, long, hey! It's a rope!!
Auron: Jeez! No shit Sherlock! Figure that out all by yourself.
Zidane: *looks proud* Yep! I'm pretty clever when I need to be!
Auron: *sighs and puts a hand to his head* This guys more closely related to a monkey than I thought.
Aeris: *shouts from the airship deck* Quick climb up!!
Cloud: C'mon, lets go!
The group climb up the rope without hesitation. Kain is the last up and as soon as the army of spectral demons catch up he cuts the rope just below himself, thus preventing them from following. On board the deck everyone meets up, except for Sephiroth who is now the pilot. Sebastian the others cower as soon as they see Kain, except for Magnus, who had always remained loyal to his master. Kain has a menacing look as he recognises them.
Kain: Sebastian, Faustaus. We meet again. And Magnus? My loyal servant. The timeline must be truly shattered if you three are alive again. Tell me, Magnus, why do you keep company with these two traitors? And what of Marcus?
Aeris: Sephiroth chopped him in two, as usual.
Kain: Sephiroth seems to like chopping everything in two, my future self included!
Aeris: Yeah, he says ''heh, heh, this is fun!!!''
Kain: I see. Sebastian, do you still stand against me?
Sebastian: Kain, I have seen the error of my ways. The Sarafan Lord fell but you still stand. It may be too much to ask for your forgiveness, but I am your servant yet again.
Raziel: (have you forgotten him? So did I, nearly.) These are your lieutenants? In these dark times allies could prove useful. Take them along Kain.
Kain: It shall be so. So, what is going on exactly?
Cloud: Hey, Aeris, how did you get here?
Aeris: Let's go to the pilots room and I'll tell you.
The group head off to where Sephiroth is piloting the ship and him and Aeris exchange stories with the others.
Auron: Sephiroth killed the pilot and you robbed his ship!?
Cloud: You killed Cid? That's good, that guy stank of fags and whiskey! And shit. Hope it was a painful death.
Zidane: Lemme guess, sliced him in two?
Sephiroth: Yeah! You should have seen it!! Impaled him, then cut straight through in one swipe!! It was----
Squall: Yeah, whatever. What now?
Sephiroth: Remind me to cut you in three. Well, there's a portal thing a few miles ahead on the radar, so I'm gonna fly to it.
Auron: A portal? Are you serious?
Sephiroth: Yep, I'm going there now!!
Zidane: Cool, we can escape Meteor and all those Spectral dudes. Lets go!!
Suddenly there is a roar and a huge shadow flies overhead. The group look around for the flying demon, then another monster flies by. It is a fat wraith man in a chocobo suit. He has tiny wings on his suit and is flapping them like a bumblebee. Then a colossal Spectral Dragon with six wings flies down beside him and circles the ship.
Cloud: FOR BLOODY HELL F**** SAKE SEPHIROTH!! WHAT THE F*** HAVE YOU KILLED NOW?!?!?!
Squall: Hey, the chocobo guy can fly?!
Sephiroth: He's come back to haunt me! I'm engaging boosters, lets head to the portal!!
Cloud: Are you mad?! If we go through, those two will be able to follow before the portal closes! We'll be just as worse off!
Raziel: We must battle that creature? Do you have the means to fight such a thing?
Aeris: Sephiroth, you can kill it!
Sephiroth: No way, I'm piloting! It's up to you guys!!
Cloud: C'mon, I'm not letting that thing follow us in, lets go to the outside deck.
All the group except Sephiroth rush outside. There before them is Zero Bahamut, ready to attack. The man in the chocobo suit was hovering beside him.
MEANWHILE:
A shooting star lights the night sky in Nosgoth as a burning meteorite hurtles down and smashes into the ground, creating a huge crater. Ten miles away a group of vampires are attracted by the commotion and head off to investigate. A badly burnt and heavily injured individual is lying at the bottom of the crater, unconscious. But alive.
Sephiroth: Whoa!! Chapter 17! Done by me, since the authors gone. Not bad huh. *beep in his pocket* Hey, just got a text message from Dark-Sephiroth! He says, he's not as insane as he seemed earlier, he just needs to sort things out in the story and he'll be back as soon as he has. He says, to clarify the story.
Raziel joined Kain when the Elder God revived him and has been with him since. He hasn't been mentioned much, incase you forgot him. He says, thanks for reading. Review if you want, thanks!
Ok, now he's said his bit, I'M the new author! Me!!! Sephiroth!! I'M the most evil person ever so I'm not gonna update till I get SIX more reviews, or in other words, enough to total 100 for the story so far. Ha, ha, ha!! Review if you ever want to see your little story ever again!!! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!!!
Cloud: *looks worried* Hey, what's up? You ok?!
Squall: Heh, He's going psycho again! I'm stuck in the story of a maniac.
Aeris: Maybe we should hit him over the head with something heavy?
Cloud: Uhh, he IS god, he'd probably kill us all within seconds!
Squall: Ha, ha! We're gonna die! Ha, ha, ha!
Cloud: Jeez, you're as bad as he is!! Yo! Dark-Sephiroth, pull yourself together.
Dark-Sephiroth: This story is finished.
Sephiroth: No way, It's just getting interesting! I'm kicking ass!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Ha, ha, ha!! I've lost reviewers, one now my mortal enemy. Nosgoth is doomed, Cloud and the others are f*****. Ha, ha, ha!
Zidane: Jeez, you complain too much!! Mortal enemy? Good riddance to the bastard!!! People piss you off, so kick their butts! Things are fucked up, sort it!!
Dark-Sephiroth: Huh? I complain? Who ----? So familiar. Destroy? *opens trap door and reveals a planet, Nosgoth, 200 miles below*.
Zidane: The heck?! Hey, wait a sec!
Dark-Sephiroth: *shakes his head to regain his senses* Such petty arguments. My reviewers keep the story going! I can't let the story die!!! Guys, I'm sorry for f****** things up!! *prepares to jump*
ALL: Hey, you'll get killed!! NO!!!
Dark-Sephiroth: *jumps*
Sephiroth: He's dead? Who-hoo!!!!! I'm the author!!! Heh, heh, this could be fun.
Squall and Cloud: Oh shit!
Zidane: Hey, what if he survives, do you know how powerful that guy is?!
Sephiroth: Hey, he's on our side! Plus he's stuck in Nosgoth. C'mon, lets get onto MY next chapter! Heh, heh!
STORY
Sephiroth, Aeris, Sebastian, Faustaus and Magnus set off after defeating Zero Bahamut. When they reached the main entrance they paused to consider which tunnel to try first. Then suddenly a commotion from outside attracted them. They all rushed outside and the three vampires gasped at the sight before them.
Sephiroth: An airship?!
Aeris: It's Cid!!!!!
The airship landed beside them with perfect precision. Then a rope ladder dangled from the side and a man climbed down.
Cid: Aeris?! What the F***, you're bl**** alive?!
Aeris: Cid? What are you doing here?
Cid: I could ask you the same goddamn thing! I just came here to mess around in Gold Saucer! Hey? The f***, It's f****** Sephiroth!!
Cid draws out his Javelin and charges at Sephiroth with a rush of speed. But Sephiroth pulls out his sword and sticks it out in front of him. Cid runs straight into the blade and is impaled. Sephiroth then swings a huge slashing arc and Cid is cut cleanly in two.
Aeris: You killed him?!
Sephiroth: Yep! Jeez that was fun! Cut him right in two!
Sebastian: Who exactly is this dirty old man? And what is the mysterious contraption flew down in?
Sephiroth: That's an airship. Hey, lets rob it and find the others!
Sebastian: Hmm. A sound plan of action.
Aeris: Cid. *sniffs* I never really knew him. How bravely he charged.
Sephiroth: Hey, it's ok! That Elder dude will reborn you a nice spectral version in no time!
Aeris: I don't want a spectral version!
Sephiroth: Then quit crying! C'mon lets go.
The group climb aboard the Airship and Sephiroth settles himself before the controls. He isn't sure on flying but manages it without demolishing any more than a few buildings. The airship flies above the Gold Saucer until they can see a blue mass far below on the desert. Without hesitation the Airship plunges downward.
Meanwhile Cloud and the others are battling bravely but are being overpowered. As soon as the army of spectral beings engulf the group Zidane tricks them with his special skill ''What's that?!'' and Cloud casts Ultima and the group reassemble and wait for the beings to reform. But Clouds magical energy (MP to you) is begin to waver and he knows he can't keep up for ever.
Zidane: We must ''Flee''. I have the skill to help us do so.
Cloud: Where can we go? This whole area is surrounded by desert, and we wont out-run them forever!
Zidane: Knock them out again and we'll run while they've disappeared.
Cloud: I can't, I'm too tired to cast Ultima anymore.
The group stop as the spectral beings reform and slowly begin to advance, sensing victory.
Rinoa: Squall, I'm so lonely, now we can be together for ever!!
Squall: Ugh! No! I can't do anything, goddamn it!
Auron: It's over!
Squall: No way! C'mon, we need help!!!
Suddenly Squalls plea is answered. The sky clouds over and it begins to rain. Then a hoof splashes into a nearby puddle. A warrior demon riding a six legged horse trots towards the spectral beings with a grim glare. The warrior has horns on his head and is wearing blue armour. All the spectral beings have frozen.
Kain: Agh! Dark rain! It burns!!!
Then Odin, for it is he, leaps forth with his sword and slices into the enemy, swinging huge arcs and hitting six in one swipe. After this he spins round and the enemies all split into two behind him and temporarily vanish. Then Odin trots forward and also vanishes.
Zidane: This is our chance! Lets go! *casts flee, which makes little or no difference*
The group turn and run towards the desert. As soon as they reach the desert there is a flash behind them as the army reappears. Then Auron is startled to see a rope drop in front of him.
Auron: What's this?!
Zidane: *Looks at it carefully*. Hmm. Thin, long, hey! It's a rope!!
Auron: Jeez! No shit Sherlock! Figure that out all by yourself.
Zidane: *looks proud* Yep! I'm pretty clever when I need to be!
Auron: *sighs and puts a hand to his head* This guys more closely related to a monkey than I thought.
Aeris: *shouts from the airship deck* Quick climb up!!
Cloud: C'mon, lets go!
The group climb up the rope without hesitation. Kain is the last up and as soon as the army of spectral demons catch up he cuts the rope just below himself, thus preventing them from following. On board the deck everyone meets up, except for Sephiroth who is now the pilot. Sebastian the others cower as soon as they see Kain, except for Magnus, who had always remained loyal to his master. Kain has a menacing look as he recognises them.
Kain: Sebastian, Faustaus. We meet again. And Magnus? My loyal servant. The timeline must be truly shattered if you three are alive again. Tell me, Magnus, why do you keep company with these two traitors? And what of Marcus?
Aeris: Sephiroth chopped him in two, as usual.
Kain: Sephiroth seems to like chopping everything in two, my future self included!
Aeris: Yeah, he says ''heh, heh, this is fun!!!''
Kain: I see. Sebastian, do you still stand against me?
Sebastian: Kain, I have seen the error of my ways. The Sarafan Lord fell but you still stand. It may be too much to ask for your forgiveness, but I am your servant yet again.
Raziel: (have you forgotten him? So did I, nearly.) These are your lieutenants? In these dark times allies could prove useful. Take them along Kain.
Kain: It shall be so. So, what is going on exactly?
Cloud: Hey, Aeris, how did you get here?
Aeris: Let's go to the pilots room and I'll tell you.
The group head off to where Sephiroth is piloting the ship and him and Aeris exchange stories with the others.
Auron: Sephiroth killed the pilot and you robbed his ship!?
Cloud: You killed Cid? That's good, that guy stank of fags and whiskey! And shit. Hope it was a painful death.
Zidane: Lemme guess, sliced him in two?
Sephiroth: Yeah! You should have seen it!! Impaled him, then cut straight through in one swipe!! It was----
Squall: Yeah, whatever. What now?
Sephiroth: Remind me to cut you in three. Well, there's a portal thing a few miles ahead on the radar, so I'm gonna fly to it.
Auron: A portal? Are you serious?
Sephiroth: Yep, I'm going there now!!
Zidane: Cool, we can escape Meteor and all those Spectral dudes. Lets go!!
Suddenly there is a roar and a huge shadow flies overhead. The group look around for the flying demon, then another monster flies by. It is a fat wraith man in a chocobo suit. He has tiny wings on his suit and is flapping them like a bumblebee. Then a colossal Spectral Dragon with six wings flies down beside him and circles the ship.
Cloud: FOR BLOODY HELL F**** SAKE SEPHIROTH!! WHAT THE F*** HAVE YOU KILLED NOW?!?!?!
Squall: Hey, the chocobo guy can fly?!
Sephiroth: He's come back to haunt me! I'm engaging boosters, lets head to the portal!!
Cloud: Are you mad?! If we go through, those two will be able to follow before the portal closes! We'll be just as worse off!
Raziel: We must battle that creature? Do you have the means to fight such a thing?
Aeris: Sephiroth, you can kill it!
Sephiroth: No way, I'm piloting! It's up to you guys!!
Cloud: C'mon, I'm not letting that thing follow us in, lets go to the outside deck.
All the group except Sephiroth rush outside. There before them is Zero Bahamut, ready to attack. The man in the chocobo suit was hovering beside him.
MEANWHILE:
A shooting star lights the night sky in Nosgoth as a burning meteorite hurtles down and smashes into the ground, creating a huge crater. Ten miles away a group of vampires are attracted by the commotion and head off to investigate. A badly burnt and heavily injured individual is lying at the bottom of the crater, unconscious. But alive.
Sephiroth: Whoa!! Chapter 17! Done by me, since the authors gone. Not bad huh. *beep in his pocket* Hey, just got a text message from Dark-Sephiroth! He says, he's not as insane as he seemed earlier, he just needs to sort things out in the story and he'll be back as soon as he has. He says, to clarify the story.
Raziel joined Kain when the Elder God revived him and has been with him since. He hasn't been mentioned much, incase you forgot him. He says, thanks for reading. Review if you want, thanks!
Ok, now he's said his bit, I'M the new author! Me!!! Sephiroth!! I'M the most evil person ever so I'm not gonna update till I get SIX more reviews, or in other words, enough to total 100 for the story so far. Ha, ha, ha!! Review if you ever want to see your little story ever again!!! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!!!