Sephiroth: Yo! Welcome to chapter 18 of MY story, Final Legacy!
Zidane: Huh? Dark-Sephiroth not back yet?
Sephiroth: No, and he wont be for quite a while! Ha, ha, ha!!
Squall: Great, so how long do we have to put up with you for, then?
Sephiroth: Hey, you should be grateful to have me as the author!!
Squall: And why? I didn't even suffer at all last chapter!!
Sephiroth: Jeez man! Rinoa nearly got you, what more do you want! And I didn't make you look like a fool (much) which Dark-Sephiroth does all the time!! And I broke a new record with nearly 10 reviews last chapter!! And I didn't butt in during the battles, I just piloted the ship!! And I don't whine on and on about that fat Markman dude!!! And......
Aeris: Whoa, good point.
Cloud: I hate to say it, but maybe you really are a better author!
Sephiroth: *looks surprised* Huh, really?
Raziel: Yeah, I actually appeared for the first time in about ten chapters!
Cloud: And you killed that dirty old man, Cid! Jeez did he stink!!
Zidane: And you saved us all from the army of spectral dudes!!
Aeris: And you fight alongside us, that's really brave!!
Sephiroth: Brave? Better author? *swells with pride and looks all emotional* I'm....so.........happy! Give me a hug you guys!!!!!!
Cloud: *inches away slowly* Uhh, calm down man!
Sephiroth: *Shakes his head* Heh, heh, I'm only kidding. Hey, how about I accidentally erase all exits from Nosgoth next chapter and strand Dark- Sephiroth?
Zidane: Hey, It's worth a try!!
Cloud: Hmm.... I wonder what he's up to anyway?
MEANWHILE (In Nosgoth)
NOTE: (Sephiroth does not write the happenings of Dark-Sephiroth)
The group of vampires who spotted Dark-Sephiroths crash landing, soon reach the crater with their vampiric agility. Luckily the wood they are in is little changed but the same cannot be said for the rest of the planet. All water has become that of the abyss, even small ponds are bottomless. Areas of cities are found all over the globe, and powerful creatures roam freely. When the group of vampires find Dark-Sephiroth they walk around him cautiously.
Vampire 1: Hey, you think he's dead?
Vampire 2: I can't say, with all the happenings so far, he could be anything!
Vampire 3: C'mon, he can't be alive, look at the bloody impact he's made!! I'm surprised he's still in one piece though.
Vampire 2: Maybe he's still got fresh blood in him? Food's pretty hard to come by, and he looks powerful, he might have some nifty abilities flowing through his veins. C'mon, if we don't get him, something else will.
The vampires edge closer to Dark-Sephiroth, then stop and jump back in amazement. Dark-Sephiroth performs a kick up and lands on his feet, his wounds and burns vanish almost instantly. The vampires draw their weapons.
Vampire 1: What the hell are you?!
Dark-Sephiroth: I would tell you, but you would be worth neither the time nor the effort.
Vampire 2: Quick, get him!
The vampires lunge at Dark-Sephiroth but he zips away with almost impossible speed. Then one vampire pulls forth a crossbow and takes aim.
Dark-Sephiroth: Puny creatures.
Dark-Sephiroth extends a hand towards the crossbow weilder and makes a twisting motion. The vampire is nearly twenty feet away, but his neck suddenly cracks and he collapses. Then Dark-Sephiroth clenches his outstretched hand and the second vampire's body is crushed by an invisible force, sending blood flying in all directions. The third vampire backs away slowly, with a look of incredible fear, but Dark-Sephiroth is little interested in wasting his time and he turns and strides off into the distance.
Meanwhile, many miles away, a swarm of bats flutter around a stone ledge before coming together to form a dark shape. The creature stands up, revealing himself, unmistakably as a vampire. Bound to immortality until he sacrifices himself to the pillars, the Balance Guardian and corruptor of Nosgoth. Kain. (green 'n ugly version)
ELSEWHERE:
Zidane: Yeah, wonder if he's having fun? Hope he brings back some souvenirs!
Sephiroth: Hey, If I block all exits, how can he?
Zidane: Oh yeah, guess you'd better just leave it then.
Sephiroth: Well, I have better stuff to be doing anyway, like putting up the next chapter! Ok! Chapter 18 is up!!
STORY
The group run outside to face Zero Bahamut and the Man-In-Chocobo-Suit. The group all draw their various weapons.
Cloud: Ok guys! We need to knock these things out just before Sephiroth reaches the portal. Until then lets just keep them busy!!
Kain: Excellent! What is your plan of action then?
Cloud: Uh, I dunno, same as usual.
Kain: *shakes his head in disbelief* And the ''usual'' would be?
Cloud: Use zappy magic stuff and poke them with sharp pointy things!!
Kain: You mean spells and swords.
Cloud: No man, are you listening!! Zappy stuff and pointy things!!
Kain: *sighs and mutters something beneath his breath* I see. Well, I had some spells in Blood Omen 1, then in BO2 they were all gone. But luckily this isn't BO2, it's a messed up story by a maniac, so I can do what the hell I like!
Kain suddenly used the Flay technique and fired at Zero-Bahamut, tearing him viciously. Zero-Bahamut charged up his power in response. Then Zidane noticed something shiny and used Steal. Zidane caught hold of the item and tried to leap back when Zero-Bahamut fired off his Terra Flare and blasted everything full force. Half the deck nearly blew off and everyone fell, heavily injured. Except Kain, who had put up a blue ward shield rendering him temporarily invulnerable. Raziel, also collapsed into Spectral realm and reappeared almost instantly, fully revitalized.
Cloud: Ugh! Hey, the LOK dudes are doing better than us!! No way!!!
Auron: Damn, that hurt.........ow, can't move.
Zidane: Hey! I have a spell that can help, but you two must promise to stop picking on me, and throw me a Phoenix down when I fall.
Cloud: *mutters* His spells are all crap. *out loud* Yeah, we promise, whatever.
Zidane suddenly leaps up and casts the Sacrifice spell, knocking himself out to restore all party members.
Auron: *Jumps to his feet.* Whoa, he actually HAS a useful spell?!
Cloud: Stupid monkey, think we should throw him a phoenix down?
Auron: Nah. He shouldn't have trusted us in the first place. Do we really pick on him that much though?
Cloud: He deserves it. I don't have a clue why, but he does.
Squall: *astounded* That spell is brilliant!! Imagine! He could kill himself, suffering terribly, get someone else to use a phoenix down, and kill himself again!! You could suffer all eternity.
Cloud: What if someone doesn't throw you a phoenix down?
Squall: Then you wake up a few days later, in great pain, and suffer more than ever!!
Cloud: Yeah, whatever. Go be a Goth or something. Hey! Is that the portal?!
The group suddenly look in the direction Cloud is gazing at and see a swirling vortex in the distance. The airship is approaching it with great speed and there is a sudden roar from Zero Bahamut who is charging up his power again. Zidane has staggered to his feet, he didn't get knocked out by sacrifice because he had the Auto-Phoenix ability.
Aeris: Hey! Where'd the guy in the Chocobo suit go?!
Auron: Huh? Maybe the last attack from Bahamut finished him?
Aeris: Ok then, lets finish off Bahamut too!
The group grip their weapons and leap at Bahamut but are caught full force by his second Terra flare. They all fall heavily. After a brief instant Raziel reappears, but he is the only one. He fires a volley of Telekinetic Reaver blasts.
Sebastian: The Vortex approaches, hurry!!
Raziel: It's no use! I'm having too little effect!!
Kain: Uhh, Raziel? Reaver projectiles never did hurt enemies anyway, they just knocked them back a bit and pissed them off.
Raziel: Oh, yeah..........crap.
Zidane: Fall beneath my fury!!
Zidane has somehow got up and his eyes glow red, as if he is possessed. In his hands is the shiny item he pilfered, a long shiny sword burning intensely with a thick green flame. Zidane crouches, looks up towards his enemy and leaps, driving the sword deep into Bahamut. The great Dragon squeals in pain and fury, then explodes and fades into the Spectral world. The airship is now just before the portal and it zooms in. Just behind them Bahamut reappears, but too late, the portal closes and he is trapped in a word doomed to Meteor, and destruction.
The others are too weak to even stagger to their feet at this point. Zidane sheaths the sword and waits a minute, until Auto-Phoenix is back, before casting Sacrifice once again. Unknown to them, though, on the roof of the Airship is a certain individual. The person takes the head part off the chocobo suit and throws it down. The revealed face, unmistakably belongs to that of Spectral Tifa.
Sephiroth: Whoa! Slightly shorter chapter than last, but I was feeling lazy! I know Dark-Sephiroth would thank you all here, and make excuses about the quality of his work and ask for a review or two but............. I'm not Dark-Sephiroth.
This is the best story ever on the whole site. I want 268 more reviews before I continue, and the success of the story is all thanks to me, ME!!!!!! Mwa ha, ha, ha!!!!
Cloud: Uh, man, if you say that kind of crap no one will ever read this fic ever again.
Sephiroth: Hey! I'm just being frank and honest!
Cloud: Jeez, man! You're an evil maniac who wants to destroy all the world with meteors and become a god!! Your honesty is the last thing people want!
Sephiroth: Yeah, But Dark-Sephiroths crap is honest and it sounds all pathetic and weak. I'm a villain for gods (me) sake!!
Cloud: Yeah, whatever.
Sephiroth: Jeez, ok! Yo! Reviewers! I'm too evil to be nice to you, so if you want that pathetic shit just wait for Dark-Sephiroth to come back! Better?
Aeris: You know, I think you really like all your reviewers but you're just acting tough. I'm sure you have a heart of gold!
Sephiroth: Wha?! No way! Hey, jes leave me alone, this chapters done, see ya!
Aeris: Touchy aren't we? Heh, heh!
Sephiroth: *grumbles* Yeah...whatever. Update coming soon.
Zidane: Huh? Dark-Sephiroth not back yet?
Sephiroth: No, and he wont be for quite a while! Ha, ha, ha!!
Squall: Great, so how long do we have to put up with you for, then?
Sephiroth: Hey, you should be grateful to have me as the author!!
Squall: And why? I didn't even suffer at all last chapter!!
Sephiroth: Jeez man! Rinoa nearly got you, what more do you want! And I didn't make you look like a fool (much) which Dark-Sephiroth does all the time!! And I broke a new record with nearly 10 reviews last chapter!! And I didn't butt in during the battles, I just piloted the ship!! And I don't whine on and on about that fat Markman dude!!! And......
Aeris: Whoa, good point.
Cloud: I hate to say it, but maybe you really are a better author!
Sephiroth: *looks surprised* Huh, really?
Raziel: Yeah, I actually appeared for the first time in about ten chapters!
Cloud: And you killed that dirty old man, Cid! Jeez did he stink!!
Zidane: And you saved us all from the army of spectral dudes!!
Aeris: And you fight alongside us, that's really brave!!
Sephiroth: Brave? Better author? *swells with pride and looks all emotional* I'm....so.........happy! Give me a hug you guys!!!!!!
Cloud: *inches away slowly* Uhh, calm down man!
Sephiroth: *Shakes his head* Heh, heh, I'm only kidding. Hey, how about I accidentally erase all exits from Nosgoth next chapter and strand Dark- Sephiroth?
Zidane: Hey, It's worth a try!!
Cloud: Hmm.... I wonder what he's up to anyway?
MEANWHILE (In Nosgoth)
NOTE: (Sephiroth does not write the happenings of Dark-Sephiroth)
The group of vampires who spotted Dark-Sephiroths crash landing, soon reach the crater with their vampiric agility. Luckily the wood they are in is little changed but the same cannot be said for the rest of the planet. All water has become that of the abyss, even small ponds are bottomless. Areas of cities are found all over the globe, and powerful creatures roam freely. When the group of vampires find Dark-Sephiroth they walk around him cautiously.
Vampire 1: Hey, you think he's dead?
Vampire 2: I can't say, with all the happenings so far, he could be anything!
Vampire 3: C'mon, he can't be alive, look at the bloody impact he's made!! I'm surprised he's still in one piece though.
Vampire 2: Maybe he's still got fresh blood in him? Food's pretty hard to come by, and he looks powerful, he might have some nifty abilities flowing through his veins. C'mon, if we don't get him, something else will.
The vampires edge closer to Dark-Sephiroth, then stop and jump back in amazement. Dark-Sephiroth performs a kick up and lands on his feet, his wounds and burns vanish almost instantly. The vampires draw their weapons.
Vampire 1: What the hell are you?!
Dark-Sephiroth: I would tell you, but you would be worth neither the time nor the effort.
Vampire 2: Quick, get him!
The vampires lunge at Dark-Sephiroth but he zips away with almost impossible speed. Then one vampire pulls forth a crossbow and takes aim.
Dark-Sephiroth: Puny creatures.
Dark-Sephiroth extends a hand towards the crossbow weilder and makes a twisting motion. The vampire is nearly twenty feet away, but his neck suddenly cracks and he collapses. Then Dark-Sephiroth clenches his outstretched hand and the second vampire's body is crushed by an invisible force, sending blood flying in all directions. The third vampire backs away slowly, with a look of incredible fear, but Dark-Sephiroth is little interested in wasting his time and he turns and strides off into the distance.
Meanwhile, many miles away, a swarm of bats flutter around a stone ledge before coming together to form a dark shape. The creature stands up, revealing himself, unmistakably as a vampire. Bound to immortality until he sacrifices himself to the pillars, the Balance Guardian and corruptor of Nosgoth. Kain. (green 'n ugly version)
ELSEWHERE:
Zidane: Yeah, wonder if he's having fun? Hope he brings back some souvenirs!
Sephiroth: Hey, If I block all exits, how can he?
Zidane: Oh yeah, guess you'd better just leave it then.
Sephiroth: Well, I have better stuff to be doing anyway, like putting up the next chapter! Ok! Chapter 18 is up!!
STORY
The group run outside to face Zero Bahamut and the Man-In-Chocobo-Suit. The group all draw their various weapons.
Cloud: Ok guys! We need to knock these things out just before Sephiroth reaches the portal. Until then lets just keep them busy!!
Kain: Excellent! What is your plan of action then?
Cloud: Uh, I dunno, same as usual.
Kain: *shakes his head in disbelief* And the ''usual'' would be?
Cloud: Use zappy magic stuff and poke them with sharp pointy things!!
Kain: You mean spells and swords.
Cloud: No man, are you listening!! Zappy stuff and pointy things!!
Kain: *sighs and mutters something beneath his breath* I see. Well, I had some spells in Blood Omen 1, then in BO2 they were all gone. But luckily this isn't BO2, it's a messed up story by a maniac, so I can do what the hell I like!
Kain suddenly used the Flay technique and fired at Zero-Bahamut, tearing him viciously. Zero-Bahamut charged up his power in response. Then Zidane noticed something shiny and used Steal. Zidane caught hold of the item and tried to leap back when Zero-Bahamut fired off his Terra Flare and blasted everything full force. Half the deck nearly blew off and everyone fell, heavily injured. Except Kain, who had put up a blue ward shield rendering him temporarily invulnerable. Raziel, also collapsed into Spectral realm and reappeared almost instantly, fully revitalized.
Cloud: Ugh! Hey, the LOK dudes are doing better than us!! No way!!!
Auron: Damn, that hurt.........ow, can't move.
Zidane: Hey! I have a spell that can help, but you two must promise to stop picking on me, and throw me a Phoenix down when I fall.
Cloud: *mutters* His spells are all crap. *out loud* Yeah, we promise, whatever.
Zidane suddenly leaps up and casts the Sacrifice spell, knocking himself out to restore all party members.
Auron: *Jumps to his feet.* Whoa, he actually HAS a useful spell?!
Cloud: Stupid monkey, think we should throw him a phoenix down?
Auron: Nah. He shouldn't have trusted us in the first place. Do we really pick on him that much though?
Cloud: He deserves it. I don't have a clue why, but he does.
Squall: *astounded* That spell is brilliant!! Imagine! He could kill himself, suffering terribly, get someone else to use a phoenix down, and kill himself again!! You could suffer all eternity.
Cloud: What if someone doesn't throw you a phoenix down?
Squall: Then you wake up a few days later, in great pain, and suffer more than ever!!
Cloud: Yeah, whatever. Go be a Goth or something. Hey! Is that the portal?!
The group suddenly look in the direction Cloud is gazing at and see a swirling vortex in the distance. The airship is approaching it with great speed and there is a sudden roar from Zero Bahamut who is charging up his power again. Zidane has staggered to his feet, he didn't get knocked out by sacrifice because he had the Auto-Phoenix ability.
Aeris: Hey! Where'd the guy in the Chocobo suit go?!
Auron: Huh? Maybe the last attack from Bahamut finished him?
Aeris: Ok then, lets finish off Bahamut too!
The group grip their weapons and leap at Bahamut but are caught full force by his second Terra flare. They all fall heavily. After a brief instant Raziel reappears, but he is the only one. He fires a volley of Telekinetic Reaver blasts.
Sebastian: The Vortex approaches, hurry!!
Raziel: It's no use! I'm having too little effect!!
Kain: Uhh, Raziel? Reaver projectiles never did hurt enemies anyway, they just knocked them back a bit and pissed them off.
Raziel: Oh, yeah..........crap.
Zidane: Fall beneath my fury!!
Zidane has somehow got up and his eyes glow red, as if he is possessed. In his hands is the shiny item he pilfered, a long shiny sword burning intensely with a thick green flame. Zidane crouches, looks up towards his enemy and leaps, driving the sword deep into Bahamut. The great Dragon squeals in pain and fury, then explodes and fades into the Spectral world. The airship is now just before the portal and it zooms in. Just behind them Bahamut reappears, but too late, the portal closes and he is trapped in a word doomed to Meteor, and destruction.
The others are too weak to even stagger to their feet at this point. Zidane sheaths the sword and waits a minute, until Auto-Phoenix is back, before casting Sacrifice once again. Unknown to them, though, on the roof of the Airship is a certain individual. The person takes the head part off the chocobo suit and throws it down. The revealed face, unmistakably belongs to that of Spectral Tifa.
Sephiroth: Whoa! Slightly shorter chapter than last, but I was feeling lazy! I know Dark-Sephiroth would thank you all here, and make excuses about the quality of his work and ask for a review or two but............. I'm not Dark-Sephiroth.
This is the best story ever on the whole site. I want 268 more reviews before I continue, and the success of the story is all thanks to me, ME!!!!!! Mwa ha, ha, ha!!!!
Cloud: Uh, man, if you say that kind of crap no one will ever read this fic ever again.
Sephiroth: Hey! I'm just being frank and honest!
Cloud: Jeez, man! You're an evil maniac who wants to destroy all the world with meteors and become a god!! Your honesty is the last thing people want!
Sephiroth: Yeah, But Dark-Sephiroths crap is honest and it sounds all pathetic and weak. I'm a villain for gods (me) sake!!
Cloud: Yeah, whatever.
Sephiroth: Jeez, ok! Yo! Reviewers! I'm too evil to be nice to you, so if you want that pathetic shit just wait for Dark-Sephiroth to come back! Better?
Aeris: You know, I think you really like all your reviewers but you're just acting tough. I'm sure you have a heart of gold!
Sephiroth: Wha?! No way! Hey, jes leave me alone, this chapters done, see ya!
Aeris: Touchy aren't we? Heh, heh!
Sephiroth: *grumbles* Yeah...whatever. Update coming soon.