Sephiroth: Yo! I'm back again. Sorry I took such a while to update, but
after the response to my last chapter, I didn't see why I should even
bother!! So no chapter here!!
Aeris: *sigh* I told you, act like an evil psychopath and that's what you'll get.
Sephiroth: Evil psychopath?! All I asked for was 268 reviews (or else)! And instead, exactly half my reviews were flames!!
Squall: Really? Heh, heh, Dark-Sephiroths gonna give out shit when he gets back, you've totally f***** up his story!! Ha, ha, ha!
Sephiroth: Shut up!
Squall: Ha, Ha, HA!! You're rubbish, what a crap author you are, a drunken 5 year old could write better than you!!
Sephiroth: Do you WANT to experience eternal pain?
Squall: Really?! Suffering?! Brilliant!!
Sephiroth: *puts hand to his head* ......(muttering).....
Cloud: Jeez no wonder everything's falling apart! Anyway, Sephiroth, we've found out who that Spencer dude is who keeps flaming everyone! It was kinda obvious after the last review. Who else is battling Dark-Sephiroth, and knows all that was mentioned in that review?
Sephiroth: Who is it?
Cloud: I'll give you a clue, he's a fat bastard.
Sephiroth: Great, him. Why the heck is he bothering me? Hey Aeris, pass me the Masamune!
Cloud: Hey, you DO know this guy lives in that ''Real Life'' place?
Sephiroth: Ugh! I hate that place! Full of natural light, people and nature! Guess I'll have to leave the vengeance to Dark-Sephiroth......Well, at any rate, now the flamer is revealed I can continue........
Aeris: The story? It's about time.
Sephiroth: Well, I was gonna say, uhh never mind! Yeah, story, great idea! *sweat drop*.
Aeris: Huh?
Sephiroth: Chapter 1 (19) is up!! the Final Final Legacy has begun!
STORY:
Sephiroth and the group rush through the portal on the airship at terrific speed. On deck the group are surrounded by flashing lights and the sheer speed of the airship has all of them clinging onto the railings in order to avoid being blown overboard. Suddenly there is a great burst and the airship is spewed out into blue skies.
Zidane: Whew! We made it? Where the heck are we now.
Aeris: It's too high to see anything except cloud.
Cloud: Hey, I'm not that fat!
Aeris: No stupid, clouds! White fluffy things that float in the sky!
Cloud: Fluffy things? The heck did I do to deserve that?!
Squall: Heh, heh, I'm named after a storm. Puny fluffy boy!
Cloud: Shut up!! No one likes storms!
Squall: No one likes clouds either, they block the sun!
Kain: I like clouds.
Squall: Clouds piss rain.
Kain: Storms piss more rain. Storms burn!
Squall: Shut up! Storms are cool! *draws sword*
Cloud: Oh! Storms vs. Clouds is it? *draws sword*
Kain: Oh, free blood is it? *draws sword*
Aeris: The heck are you guys on about! We've just landed in a new world and all you can do is have a battle about the weather?!! *Casts Holy* Grow up!
Squall, Cloud and Kain: Ow!*collapses*
Aeris: Hey, Sephiroth, land the ship!
Sephiroth: How?
Zidane: You don't know how?! Aw jeez.....Hey, Who piloting the ship?
Sephiroth: Me! Oh, yeah. Crap.
Suddenly the Airship goes in a dive and plummets towards the new world. The group rush up to the control panel. Kain and Raziel jump ship, using their float and glide abilities to land gently. Squall leaps out after them.
Squall: My chance for suicide! Wheeeeeee!!!!!
Aeris: Squall!!
Auron: Hey, at last! Lets throw a party!!
Cloud: If we land this thing......Hey, Sephiroth, can't you do anything?
Sephiroth: I have an idea! I've been dying to press this secret button for ages! But I can't get the hatch open.
Cloud: Lets see..............uhh man, did you try undoing the buckle?
Sephiroth: Huh? Hey! It opened.
Inside the hatch is a Big Red Button. It says, In the event of a crash do N*T press this button.
Sephiroth: Hey! one of the words is smudged. Begins with....n? Ah what the heck!
All: NOOO!!
Sephiroth: *presses button* Nooo, what?
Suddenly side hatches open on the airship and about twenty booster rockets burst out. The rockets flare up and propel the airship towards the ground at ten times the previous velocity. The ground races up to meet them with frightening speed.
Aeris: Ahhh!!! We're gonna die!!
Auron: Damn, not again!
Sephiroth: Ooops, wrong button? Hey Aeris, quick!
Sephiroth pulls Aeris close and casts some spell. Then with a tremendous explosion, that sends parts of the airship flying for miles in every direction, they crash.
LATER...........
Two people are walking along the beach towards the town up ahead. One is a girl dressed in yellow, she is carrying a strange weapon, a shinobou. (two sticks held together by a bit of wire). The other is a young man, wearing stupid looking shorts, and wielding a useless pair of gloves. They are on the lookout for any fish type monsters, when they spot something black up ahead.
Selphie: Hey, what's that?
Zell: I dunno, looks like something washed up.
Selphie: Lets check it out!
Zell: Hey, be careful! It might be dangerous! We're on our first Seed mission, we don't wanna mess up before we've even started.
Selphie: Aw, c'mon! It's a black lump on the sand. What could happen?
Selphie and Zell run up to investigate, then Selphie shouts in surprise.
Selphie: Squall?!
Zell: It can't be!! He's been missing for weeks!
Selphie: Squall, wake up!! Are you ok?! Zell, I think he's.........
Zell: Try Cure magic! Goddamit what happened to him?!
Selphie: *Casts cure* I don't think it's working! We'd better report back to......
Squall: Ugh! *coughs up water* Is this hell? Did I make it?
Zell: Squall!! Man, you're alive?!
Squall: *jumps to his feet* Damn, I landed in water? Crap!! I'm still alive!! *sees Zell and Selphie* Jeez! uhh *assumes bored expression*...........hi.
Selphie: Squall, You're ok! What happened, everyone's been so worried!! I'm so happy to see you!
Squall: Whatever.
Zell: Put it there man, great to see ya!!! *puts out his hand*.
Squall: *Nods coldly*
Suddenly a man from Balamb Town comes running up to the group with a panicked expression.
Man From Town: Hey! You're Seeds right? Some huge piece of machinery's just crashed into the mountains behind the town! There's only part of it there though, it seems to have shattered over a six mile radius. Luckily the town's ok, just a few broken windows, but the other nearby town might not be.
Squall: Huh? Sephiroth crashed the airship? Jeez! I wonder what happened!! *runs off towards mountains.
Zell: Man! He's in a state isn't he!
Selphie: What was that, ten words in one go? He's definitely not his normal self. Lets follow him.
Meanwhile Squall reaches the airship. There is only a fraction of the ship embedded in the mountains, It is smouldering, and charred and twisted metal is all that remains.
Squall: Ah shit! Why didn't I stay on board, I would have died for sure!
Suddenly a movement captures Squalls attention. A huge piece of metal is rocking about, as if something was underneath. Squall runs up and pulls the metal aside with tremendous effort. Two people hidden within a green shield are underneath. The shield, is the spell Shield, which provides temporary invincibility. As soon as the metal is moved the shield vanishes.
Squall: Sephiroth, Aeris? You guys were denied your death too?
Aeris: *jumps up* Squall? How the heck are you still alive?!
Squall: Jeez, that's a nice greeting!! No, ''Squall, you're alive!! I'm so happy!!''
Aeris: But that would be a lie.
Squall: .........
Sephiroth: *walks up to them* Squall, you survived too? Great!
Squall: Nice to know SOMEONE is happy to see me!
Aeris: Aw! I'm only kidding! Sorry Squall! *kisses him on the cheek*
Squall: AH!!!! TOUCHY FEELY CRAP!!
Sephiroth: Hey, no kisses for me? I saved you!
Aeris: You probably killed everybody else too!!
Sephiroth: Probably. No great loss though.
Aeris: Hey, where are we anyway? This sure as hell doesn't look like our world! The graphics are better!
Squall: This is MY world. Welcome, ha-ha-ha-Ha-Ha-HA-HA-HA!!
Sephiroth: Whatever. So where to then?
Squall: That's my line!! Ah jeez! Uhh, lets go back to garden. Headmaster Cid might help us search for the rest of the group.
The group head off to garden........
Sephiroth: Wow, jeez my writing ability has really gotten rusty!! I don't need reviews and you readers are all the best!! Better?
Aeris: That's not quite what I meant, but stick with it!
Sephiroth: *gumbles* I'm an evil Dark God. I sound pathetic saying this stuff!
Aeris: You want even worse responses?
Sephiroth: Nah, jeez, the things we authors have to put up with! Well, Ok, Sorry if the chapter wasn't great, I haven't been writing in ages. I'd appreciate reviews.....thanks for reading.
Aeris: That wasn't so bad, was it?
Sephiroth: ............ Well, I was planning not to accept anonymous reviews after those flames, but I'm gonna accept them, and laugh at the pathetic shit Spencer comes up with. And if he continues, I will kill him.
Update soon, but no guarantees.
Aeris: *sigh* I told you, act like an evil psychopath and that's what you'll get.
Sephiroth: Evil psychopath?! All I asked for was 268 reviews (or else)! And instead, exactly half my reviews were flames!!
Squall: Really? Heh, heh, Dark-Sephiroths gonna give out shit when he gets back, you've totally f***** up his story!! Ha, ha, ha!
Sephiroth: Shut up!
Squall: Ha, Ha, HA!! You're rubbish, what a crap author you are, a drunken 5 year old could write better than you!!
Sephiroth: Do you WANT to experience eternal pain?
Squall: Really?! Suffering?! Brilliant!!
Sephiroth: *puts hand to his head* ......(muttering).....
Cloud: Jeez no wonder everything's falling apart! Anyway, Sephiroth, we've found out who that Spencer dude is who keeps flaming everyone! It was kinda obvious after the last review. Who else is battling Dark-Sephiroth, and knows all that was mentioned in that review?
Sephiroth: Who is it?
Cloud: I'll give you a clue, he's a fat bastard.
Sephiroth: Great, him. Why the heck is he bothering me? Hey Aeris, pass me the Masamune!
Cloud: Hey, you DO know this guy lives in that ''Real Life'' place?
Sephiroth: Ugh! I hate that place! Full of natural light, people and nature! Guess I'll have to leave the vengeance to Dark-Sephiroth......Well, at any rate, now the flamer is revealed I can continue........
Aeris: The story? It's about time.
Sephiroth: Well, I was gonna say, uhh never mind! Yeah, story, great idea! *sweat drop*.
Aeris: Huh?
Sephiroth: Chapter 1 (19) is up!! the Final Final Legacy has begun!
STORY:
Sephiroth and the group rush through the portal on the airship at terrific speed. On deck the group are surrounded by flashing lights and the sheer speed of the airship has all of them clinging onto the railings in order to avoid being blown overboard. Suddenly there is a great burst and the airship is spewed out into blue skies.
Zidane: Whew! We made it? Where the heck are we now.
Aeris: It's too high to see anything except cloud.
Cloud: Hey, I'm not that fat!
Aeris: No stupid, clouds! White fluffy things that float in the sky!
Cloud: Fluffy things? The heck did I do to deserve that?!
Squall: Heh, heh, I'm named after a storm. Puny fluffy boy!
Cloud: Shut up!! No one likes storms!
Squall: No one likes clouds either, they block the sun!
Kain: I like clouds.
Squall: Clouds piss rain.
Kain: Storms piss more rain. Storms burn!
Squall: Shut up! Storms are cool! *draws sword*
Cloud: Oh! Storms vs. Clouds is it? *draws sword*
Kain: Oh, free blood is it? *draws sword*
Aeris: The heck are you guys on about! We've just landed in a new world and all you can do is have a battle about the weather?!! *Casts Holy* Grow up!
Squall, Cloud and Kain: Ow!*collapses*
Aeris: Hey, Sephiroth, land the ship!
Sephiroth: How?
Zidane: You don't know how?! Aw jeez.....Hey, Who piloting the ship?
Sephiroth: Me! Oh, yeah. Crap.
Suddenly the Airship goes in a dive and plummets towards the new world. The group rush up to the control panel. Kain and Raziel jump ship, using their float and glide abilities to land gently. Squall leaps out after them.
Squall: My chance for suicide! Wheeeeeee!!!!!
Aeris: Squall!!
Auron: Hey, at last! Lets throw a party!!
Cloud: If we land this thing......Hey, Sephiroth, can't you do anything?
Sephiroth: I have an idea! I've been dying to press this secret button for ages! But I can't get the hatch open.
Cloud: Lets see..............uhh man, did you try undoing the buckle?
Sephiroth: Huh? Hey! It opened.
Inside the hatch is a Big Red Button. It says, In the event of a crash do N*T press this button.
Sephiroth: Hey! one of the words is smudged. Begins with....n? Ah what the heck!
All: NOOO!!
Sephiroth: *presses button* Nooo, what?
Suddenly side hatches open on the airship and about twenty booster rockets burst out. The rockets flare up and propel the airship towards the ground at ten times the previous velocity. The ground races up to meet them with frightening speed.
Aeris: Ahhh!!! We're gonna die!!
Auron: Damn, not again!
Sephiroth: Ooops, wrong button? Hey Aeris, quick!
Sephiroth pulls Aeris close and casts some spell. Then with a tremendous explosion, that sends parts of the airship flying for miles in every direction, they crash.
LATER...........
Two people are walking along the beach towards the town up ahead. One is a girl dressed in yellow, she is carrying a strange weapon, a shinobou. (two sticks held together by a bit of wire). The other is a young man, wearing stupid looking shorts, and wielding a useless pair of gloves. They are on the lookout for any fish type monsters, when they spot something black up ahead.
Selphie: Hey, what's that?
Zell: I dunno, looks like something washed up.
Selphie: Lets check it out!
Zell: Hey, be careful! It might be dangerous! We're on our first Seed mission, we don't wanna mess up before we've even started.
Selphie: Aw, c'mon! It's a black lump on the sand. What could happen?
Selphie and Zell run up to investigate, then Selphie shouts in surprise.
Selphie: Squall?!
Zell: It can't be!! He's been missing for weeks!
Selphie: Squall, wake up!! Are you ok?! Zell, I think he's.........
Zell: Try Cure magic! Goddamit what happened to him?!
Selphie: *Casts cure* I don't think it's working! We'd better report back to......
Squall: Ugh! *coughs up water* Is this hell? Did I make it?
Zell: Squall!! Man, you're alive?!
Squall: *jumps to his feet* Damn, I landed in water? Crap!! I'm still alive!! *sees Zell and Selphie* Jeez! uhh *assumes bored expression*...........hi.
Selphie: Squall, You're ok! What happened, everyone's been so worried!! I'm so happy to see you!
Squall: Whatever.
Zell: Put it there man, great to see ya!!! *puts out his hand*.
Squall: *Nods coldly*
Suddenly a man from Balamb Town comes running up to the group with a panicked expression.
Man From Town: Hey! You're Seeds right? Some huge piece of machinery's just crashed into the mountains behind the town! There's only part of it there though, it seems to have shattered over a six mile radius. Luckily the town's ok, just a few broken windows, but the other nearby town might not be.
Squall: Huh? Sephiroth crashed the airship? Jeez! I wonder what happened!! *runs off towards mountains.
Zell: Man! He's in a state isn't he!
Selphie: What was that, ten words in one go? He's definitely not his normal self. Lets follow him.
Meanwhile Squall reaches the airship. There is only a fraction of the ship embedded in the mountains, It is smouldering, and charred and twisted metal is all that remains.
Squall: Ah shit! Why didn't I stay on board, I would have died for sure!
Suddenly a movement captures Squalls attention. A huge piece of metal is rocking about, as if something was underneath. Squall runs up and pulls the metal aside with tremendous effort. Two people hidden within a green shield are underneath. The shield, is the spell Shield, which provides temporary invincibility. As soon as the metal is moved the shield vanishes.
Squall: Sephiroth, Aeris? You guys were denied your death too?
Aeris: *jumps up* Squall? How the heck are you still alive?!
Squall: Jeez, that's a nice greeting!! No, ''Squall, you're alive!! I'm so happy!!''
Aeris: But that would be a lie.
Squall: .........
Sephiroth: *walks up to them* Squall, you survived too? Great!
Squall: Nice to know SOMEONE is happy to see me!
Aeris: Aw! I'm only kidding! Sorry Squall! *kisses him on the cheek*
Squall: AH!!!! TOUCHY FEELY CRAP!!
Sephiroth: Hey, no kisses for me? I saved you!
Aeris: You probably killed everybody else too!!
Sephiroth: Probably. No great loss though.
Aeris: Hey, where are we anyway? This sure as hell doesn't look like our world! The graphics are better!
Squall: This is MY world. Welcome, ha-ha-ha-Ha-Ha-HA-HA-HA!!
Sephiroth: Whatever. So where to then?
Squall: That's my line!! Ah jeez! Uhh, lets go back to garden. Headmaster Cid might help us search for the rest of the group.
The group head off to garden........
Sephiroth: Wow, jeez my writing ability has really gotten rusty!! I don't need reviews and you readers are all the best!! Better?
Aeris: That's not quite what I meant, but stick with it!
Sephiroth: *gumbles* I'm an evil Dark God. I sound pathetic saying this stuff!
Aeris: You want even worse responses?
Sephiroth: Nah, jeez, the things we authors have to put up with! Well, Ok, Sorry if the chapter wasn't great, I haven't been writing in ages. I'd appreciate reviews.....thanks for reading.
Aeris: That wasn't so bad, was it?
Sephiroth: ............ Well, I was planning not to accept anonymous reviews after those flames, but I'm gonna accept them, and laugh at the pathetic shit Spencer comes up with. And if he continues, I will kill him.
Update soon, but no guarantees.