Act one: Scene one: When you thought you just thought your problems were
over.
(Toady wakes up to find herself chained to a chair.)
Toady: Where am I?
Voice #1: She has finally arrived!!
Voice #3: Now the fun can begin.
Voice #2: Welcome everyone to this week's special edition of "Toady's Screamarama"!!
Toady: Is this supposed to be funny? Who are you?
Voice #2: Fred and George Weasley step on down! You are today's first contestants!!
Fred Weasley: This will funny.
George Weasley: Ya, this will definitely be a day to remember!
(Madame Hooch appears out of the shadows)
Madame Hooch: Now the rules are simple gentlemen. The point of this game is to be the first one to hit Miss Toady 50 times with a bludger. You all will be on broomsticks of course and Toady will not want to be hit.
(Toady finds herself tied onto a broomstick and high up in the air. Fred and George are below with Madame Hooch.)
Madame Hooch: You have 30 minutes. Begin!!!
(Releases 15 bludgers then disappears.)
Fred Weasley: You are going down Toady!!
George Weasley: I hope you like pain. You are going to have a lot of it!!
Toady: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
(Tries to fly out of harm's way but the broom moves in the opposite direction.)
Fred Weasley: (Catches a bludger then sends it at Toady) First point!
George Weasley: (Smirks as Fred's bludger misses) Nope, it's mine!
(The twins continue to chase Toady around with bats and bludgers.)
Toady: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
(A buzzer sounds after Toady has been hit 99 times.)
Fred Weasley: Not bad George but I win this game!
George Weasley: All right but I won't lose the next one!!
(The brothers leer at Toady.)
Act one: Scene Two: "Do you love sports Miss Toady?"
(The room sifts into a Quidditch stadium.
Voice #2: Harry Potter come on down!!
(Harry appears along with three full-grown dragons and the rest of the Gryffindor Quidditch team.)
Harry Potter: This should be a blast!
Ron Weasley: Ya! I heard this game will be as fun as Quidditch!
(Fred and George land next to the others as Madame Hooch reappears.)
Madame Hooch: You all will be trying out this new game called Drache-swarm. This game is very similar to Quidditch. The two beaters will fly around the pitch on their dragons and their job will be to flame Toady if she tries to escape the boundaries. The chasers will pass a new type of ball called the Spittle to each other and try to have it hit Toady before it explodes. (Madame Hooch points to a ball shaped like a quaffle except blue in color.) The keeper's job is to toss a new Spittle into the game every time the first one explodes or hits Toady and to pass another new ball called the Hortensie between himself and the seeker. The idea is to keep the ball in the air as much as possible and over Toady's head. (Hooch holds up a turquoise ball shaped like a three-headed dragon curled up.) Am I clear? This practice game will last 45 minutes.
(The team mounts their dragons and assume their positions.)
Madame Hooch: Ready? Begin!!
(Madame Hooch tosses the balls and the players race around the pitch.)
Toady: (The Spittle hits her and explodes, releasing a foul-smelling green muck all over Toady.) Yuck!!! This is enough! Stop it at once!! (Toady tries to dodge the other Spittle and get as far a way from the chasers as possible.)
Harry Potter: What does this ball do? (Passes Hortensie over Toady's head and she is immediately drenched in Bubotuber pus.) Never mind!!
Toady: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! (Tries to shake off pus while her skin becomes covered in boils.)
(The game continues at a swift pace until the buzzer sounds again. All the players and their mounts disappear.)
(Toady wakes up to find herself chained to a chair.)
Toady: Where am I?
Voice #1: She has finally arrived!!
Voice #3: Now the fun can begin.
Voice #2: Welcome everyone to this week's special edition of "Toady's Screamarama"!!
Toady: Is this supposed to be funny? Who are you?
Voice #2: Fred and George Weasley step on down! You are today's first contestants!!
Fred Weasley: This will funny.
George Weasley: Ya, this will definitely be a day to remember!
(Madame Hooch appears out of the shadows)
Madame Hooch: Now the rules are simple gentlemen. The point of this game is to be the first one to hit Miss Toady 50 times with a bludger. You all will be on broomsticks of course and Toady will not want to be hit.
(Toady finds herself tied onto a broomstick and high up in the air. Fred and George are below with Madame Hooch.)
Madame Hooch: You have 30 minutes. Begin!!!
(Releases 15 bludgers then disappears.)
Fred Weasley: You are going down Toady!!
George Weasley: I hope you like pain. You are going to have a lot of it!!
Toady: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
(Tries to fly out of harm's way but the broom moves in the opposite direction.)
Fred Weasley: (Catches a bludger then sends it at Toady) First point!
George Weasley: (Smirks as Fred's bludger misses) Nope, it's mine!
(The twins continue to chase Toady around with bats and bludgers.)
Toady: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
(A buzzer sounds after Toady has been hit 99 times.)
Fred Weasley: Not bad George but I win this game!
George Weasley: All right but I won't lose the next one!!
(The brothers leer at Toady.)
Act one: Scene Two: "Do you love sports Miss Toady?"
(The room sifts into a Quidditch stadium.
Voice #2: Harry Potter come on down!!
(Harry appears along with three full-grown dragons and the rest of the Gryffindor Quidditch team.)
Harry Potter: This should be a blast!
Ron Weasley: Ya! I heard this game will be as fun as Quidditch!
(Fred and George land next to the others as Madame Hooch reappears.)
Madame Hooch: You all will be trying out this new game called Drache-swarm. This game is very similar to Quidditch. The two beaters will fly around the pitch on their dragons and their job will be to flame Toady if she tries to escape the boundaries. The chasers will pass a new type of ball called the Spittle to each other and try to have it hit Toady before it explodes. (Madame Hooch points to a ball shaped like a quaffle except blue in color.) The keeper's job is to toss a new Spittle into the game every time the first one explodes or hits Toady and to pass another new ball called the Hortensie between himself and the seeker. The idea is to keep the ball in the air as much as possible and over Toady's head. (Hooch holds up a turquoise ball shaped like a three-headed dragon curled up.) Am I clear? This practice game will last 45 minutes.
(The team mounts their dragons and assume their positions.)
Madame Hooch: Ready? Begin!!
(Madame Hooch tosses the balls and the players race around the pitch.)
Toady: (The Spittle hits her and explodes, releasing a foul-smelling green muck all over Toady.) Yuck!!! This is enough! Stop it at once!! (Toady tries to dodge the other Spittle and get as far a way from the chasers as possible.)
Harry Potter: What does this ball do? (Passes Hortensie over Toady's head and she is immediately drenched in Bubotuber pus.) Never mind!!
Toady: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! (Tries to shake off pus while her skin becomes covered in boils.)
(The game continues at a swift pace until the buzzer sounds again. All the players and their mounts disappear.)