Sephiroth: Hey, I'm still the author and I'm still updating.
Squall: Did Dark-Sephiroth die or something?
Sephiroth: Nah, he's still stuck in Nosgoth.
Squall: Crap.
Sephiroth: But he can't get out and reclaim his place as author until I write the story and allow him to! I have author powers!!! WHEEEE, DIE LESSER MORTALS!!!!!!
Cloud: Aw jeez, he's going power crazy again?! Aeris go cast Holy or something and shut him up.
Aeris: Uh.....no thanks, I learned my lesson the first time I tried that.
Sephiroth: (waving sword crazily) FEAR MY POWER I AM IMMORTAL DEATH AWAITS YOU!! (stabs Aeris accidentally)
Aeris: Aw, not again.....(dies)
Zidane: (Throws Phoenix down) Yo! Seph, stop acting mental and get on with the bloody chapter!!
Aeris: Huh? I'm revived? Hey! You mean you could have revived me too Cloud?!
Cloud: Uh huh, but Tifa had bigger (cough) you-know-what's and you were just in the way.
Aeris: You sick little bastard!! No wonder no one likes you!!! (beats him with staff)
Cloud: Ow! That's not what you ow! said ow! last night! (collapses)
Sephiroth: Heh, heh. I made Cloud say that with my author powers, he actually really likes you! And I made the phoenix down work too, just to trick you! Mwa ha ha ha!!
Aeris: Wha!?! You evil son of a......(swings staff at him, turns into a moogle)
Sephiroth: These powers are cool! (turns Zidane into a monkey) Ha-ha-ha- ha!!
Squall: Yo, isn't it about time you continued soon?
Sephiroth: But I have The Power!!
Squall: Whatever, just put up the stupid chapter.
Sephiroth: You dare speak.........?! Uh..........ok then, why not. Yo, thanks to all reviewers, glad to know that some of you out there are still keeping up with the story. You haven't read Dark-Sephiroths new fic as much at all. Which means you must like mine better!! Your continued support has encouraged me to continue!
Auron: Huh? You're being nice to your readers? You ok?
Sephiroth: Can't write a story without them. And since Aeris, Cloud and Zidane are out cold/transformed, they wont know the truth.
Auron: Which is?
Sephiroth: That I'm a warm, loving and kind individual who is misunderstood by all around me.
Squall: (coughs) Ha, what bullshit! Shut up and update man!
STORY: (NOSGOTH)
Meanwhile, completely unaffected by Sephiroths Author Powers and heading onwards so he could fix Nosgoth and get back to being author, Dark- Sephiroth continued on his quest.
He came straight to Kain's castle. The vampire Lord was still alive after his battle with Sephiroth and Dark-Sephiroth knew that the only way to fix the damage done was to contact him. But as soon as he opened the door to the castle, he realised the full extent of the damage. Beyond were pieces of the eternal prison, floating in the air high above a deep ocean. There were various areas of land among them, lesser castles and both vampire and Sarafan settlements, stranded in the broken world. Dark-Sephiroth could sense that Kain was ahead. He crouched and leapt a full 200 metres, like a spring to the nearest chunk of land, then sprang forward again towards the heart of the chaos.
Presently he landed right before a huge door, so vast that nothing beyond it could be seen. In front of this was a small army of vampires, roughly 80 in number. The land they stood on was small and they looked hungry and starved. They spun round as soon as Dark-Sephiroth landed.
Hungry vampire: Heh, It seems you wont be dinner after all Karne.
Karne: Food! You're mine creature, it's either you or me. These guys are so hungry they'd probably try to eat Kain himself!
Vampire army leader: Ok Karne, get him and we'll spare you for now.
Karne advanced up to Dark-Sephiroth with a greedy expression. His ''dinner'' merely regarded him with an unblinking stare. There was no fear in his eyes whatsoever.
Dark-Sephiroth: Your army turns among themselves in their once ''untied'' quest for blood? How ironic. You, I suggest you flee vampire, you are starved and in no state to battle, and it's a long way down to the water.
Karne: You should know, creature, that a hungry vampire is a dangerous one!
Karne continued to advance. Dark Sephiroth watched him for a moment, then threw his hand forward. Karnes heart was suddenly smashed through and out the back of his body by an unseen force. Dark-Sephiroth then swept his hand to the side with a light brushing motion. Karnes body flew up on its own accord and was thrown off the cliff edge into the water below. Dark- Sephiroth began to advance to the door. He didn't really care much for the vampires in the way, they were no challenge. He hardly even saw them. The army drew back fearfully as Dark-Sephiroth approached but the leader drew his sword.
Vampire army Leader: C'mon guys! There's only one of him and the power he holds must be one of the legendary Dark Gifts!
Vampire Commander: Then perhaps we could escape with his power? But what if it is the wrong power for our situation?
Vampire army Leader: It doesn't matter, we'll just die here if we don't find out. Hey, creature, ready yourself for your days are numbered!!
Dark-Sephiroth stopped and regarded him with a slightly intrigued expression.
Dark-Sephiroth: You speak the truth vampire, numbered they are. But that number is greater than the wisest men of all this world could ever hope to comprehend. As is my power, as you shall now discover in your last seconds in this realm.
Dark Sephiroth suddenly leapt to the right in the direction of the door. In midair he put a hand forth and fired at least 30 green blasts of energy in a mere fraction of a second. All the vampires closest to the cliff edge were sent flying over into the sea below almost simultaneously. Dark- Sephiroth landed among another group of vampires. The second he landed he threw his head and arms back and a huge hemisphere of glowing white flame flew out in a circle around him. Dark-Sephiroth zipped towards the remaining vampires with a speed greater than light. Several advanced with weapons. Dark-Sephiroth leapt forth and punched with such power that his fist went straight through his opponent and then back out, without even moving him. Then he knocked another vampires head off with a straight, impossibly fast, side kick. The head went flying and the body just collapsed before him. Dark-Sephiroth went through hitting about five times a second. Each blow was fatal. Then finally a few enemies remained about 20 foot off. They had barely had any time to react because of the speed of the whole assault but Dark-Sephiroth just leapt off towards the huge door once more. Then he turned and made a raising motion with his hand. Huge spikes of steel stabbed up from underneath the last of the army, impaling them all.
This had all happened in the space of under thirty seconds. Dark-Sephiroth hardly seemed to notice the carnage around him and turned to the door. It seemed impenetrable but he just raised his hand and fired a blue beam straight forward. A hole about 3 metres high was burned through like a pole through wet paper. Dark-Sephiroth went in.
Beyond was an enormous piece of land. In the distance floating above it all were the pillars and Kain was seated in his throne. Before him, covering the land, was possibly three quarters of every vampire in Nosgoth. Millions faced Dark-Sephiroth. He didn't even show any sign of emotion, and then he reached behind him for his twin swords.
(there's a picture of him on my dev-art page entitled Darker Sephiroth)
MEANWHILE:
Kain and Raziel had jumped from the airship and were using their Glide and Float abilities to ensure a safe landing. They had spotted some sort of a building below and were making for it. After circling round once they saw a convenient landing space in the middle of the grounds and made for it.
Kain: Where the hell are we now?
They were in a strange school-like place with students running round. A few wore normal clothes and carried weapons, the others wore uniform. There was a smell of hotdogs in the air, but the smell of human life-force drowned this out. Kain called to a nearby person who wore normal clothes.
Kain: Excuse me human, but could you possibly enlighten me as to my current location?
Man: Huh, who the heck are you guys? Monsters? Training centre's over that way.
Raziel: No, we're (ex)/vampires please tell us what this place is, Dark- Sephiroth wrote over two pages on himself and we have less room for the story of our own travels now.
Man: You seem suspicious but what the hey, this place is Galbadia Garden, a military organisation. We train seeds here and people all over the world hire us out for missions. This garden trains our students until they become seeds. And I'm Irvine. So anything you guy's looking for here?
Raziel: Students become seeds in this garden? What kind of wussy organisation is this!? This a grown-up Kinder Club?!
Kain: (whispers to Raz) I'm hungry, think these ''seeds'' taste nice?
Raz: (whispers back) Jeez man! stop thinking about your stomach, we don't want to cause a scene before we even get to know the place we are in!!
Kain: (impervious to all hints) Excuse me Irvine! Would there be any nice juicy students to feast on?
Irvine: Wha?! Huh? OH!! You looking for a cutie too? You're in the right place man, here, just check out that one there for instance, she's just damn HOT, yeah?
Kain: Hot? Mmmm.......Hot and spicy flavour! (leaps over to girl in one jump). Excuse me, but that human over there informed that you were hot flavoured. Mind if I sample?
Girl: Eww! A perv! Now Irvine's setting his friends on me too?! Go away you sicko!! (kicks Kain in the shin)
Kain: (rips her throat out and drains her of all her blood) Yo! Irvine you were right, kind of......she tastes of hotdogs!
Raz: (sighs) so much for not causing a scene. (girls soul drifts by) Oh! yummy!
Students: AHH!! MONSTERS!! HELP!!
Irvine: Damn! I'd better do something! I saw on TV that you can only kill a vampire by puncturing its heart. (pulls out sniper rifle)
Group of Girls: Irvine!!! Quick, save us, our lives depend on you!!
Irvine: AH! I'm all nervous!! (trembling like mad) BANG! BANG! BANG!
Irvine shoots in random directions and kills a Seed and two Garden staff.
Kain: Wheee!!! More blood!!
Raziel: Kain! There's gonna be about fifty people after us in no time! I wish you'd bloody listen when I tell you not to cause trouble!
Kain: But I was hungry.
Raziel: Yes, whatever you say, finish up and lets go!
Kain: Where?
Raziel: Lets see if anyone here knows anything about the airship. We'll never get back if they really did crash, but if they're alive, It's best we find them.
Kain finishes up then he and Raziel run off to the direction of the headmasters office. Irvine surveys the carnage.
Irvine: NO!! THEY'VE KILLED THE WOMAN I LOVED!!
Student: Uh, isn't that like, every girl in this place?
Irvine: Shut up man! I loved her more recently than the rest!
Student: That's because you just saw her now.
Irvine: Shut up!! Now you've pissed me off!! I'm gonna get revenge for the killing of a cutie!! (pulls out Exeter)....................hey, she's not conscious. Wonder if she'd mind if I.............?
Student: Uh, there's about 10 students nearby, you sick bastard!!
Irvine: Thanks for the compliment! I try my best!
Then Irvine heads off after Kain and Raziel in a mad mission of revenge. Meanwhile Zell, Selphie, Squall, Sephiroth and Aeris head back to Balamb Garden. But that'll all be next chapter cause I'm feeling lazy.
Sephiroth: Yo! Thanks for reading! Just thought I'd mention that Dark- Sephiroths story is non-humour and he's trying to ruin my story by shoving it in!! Well, at least I think he is. Dark-Sephiroths account will only appear once every few chapters, so it remains a humour fic.
Squall: Humour? This stories about as funny as a brain tumour.
Sephiroth: Thanks, I'll remember that next time you're in the story.
Squall: Whatever.
Sephiroth: I would hurt you in a terrible way, but you'd only enjoy it. Ok, keep reviewing and the next chapter will be up soon. Thanks for reading!
Squall: Did Dark-Sephiroth die or something?
Sephiroth: Nah, he's still stuck in Nosgoth.
Squall: Crap.
Sephiroth: But he can't get out and reclaim his place as author until I write the story and allow him to! I have author powers!!! WHEEEE, DIE LESSER MORTALS!!!!!!
Cloud: Aw jeez, he's going power crazy again?! Aeris go cast Holy or something and shut him up.
Aeris: Uh.....no thanks, I learned my lesson the first time I tried that.
Sephiroth: (waving sword crazily) FEAR MY POWER I AM IMMORTAL DEATH AWAITS YOU!! (stabs Aeris accidentally)
Aeris: Aw, not again.....(dies)
Zidane: (Throws Phoenix down) Yo! Seph, stop acting mental and get on with the bloody chapter!!
Aeris: Huh? I'm revived? Hey! You mean you could have revived me too Cloud?!
Cloud: Uh huh, but Tifa had bigger (cough) you-know-what's and you were just in the way.
Aeris: You sick little bastard!! No wonder no one likes you!!! (beats him with staff)
Cloud: Ow! That's not what you ow! said ow! last night! (collapses)
Sephiroth: Heh, heh. I made Cloud say that with my author powers, he actually really likes you! And I made the phoenix down work too, just to trick you! Mwa ha ha ha!!
Aeris: Wha!?! You evil son of a......(swings staff at him, turns into a moogle)
Sephiroth: These powers are cool! (turns Zidane into a monkey) Ha-ha-ha- ha!!
Squall: Yo, isn't it about time you continued soon?
Sephiroth: But I have The Power!!
Squall: Whatever, just put up the stupid chapter.
Sephiroth: You dare speak.........?! Uh..........ok then, why not. Yo, thanks to all reviewers, glad to know that some of you out there are still keeping up with the story. You haven't read Dark-Sephiroths new fic as much at all. Which means you must like mine better!! Your continued support has encouraged me to continue!
Auron: Huh? You're being nice to your readers? You ok?
Sephiroth: Can't write a story without them. And since Aeris, Cloud and Zidane are out cold/transformed, they wont know the truth.
Auron: Which is?
Sephiroth: That I'm a warm, loving and kind individual who is misunderstood by all around me.
Squall: (coughs) Ha, what bullshit! Shut up and update man!
STORY: (NOSGOTH)
Meanwhile, completely unaffected by Sephiroths Author Powers and heading onwards so he could fix Nosgoth and get back to being author, Dark- Sephiroth continued on his quest.
He came straight to Kain's castle. The vampire Lord was still alive after his battle with Sephiroth and Dark-Sephiroth knew that the only way to fix the damage done was to contact him. But as soon as he opened the door to the castle, he realised the full extent of the damage. Beyond were pieces of the eternal prison, floating in the air high above a deep ocean. There were various areas of land among them, lesser castles and both vampire and Sarafan settlements, stranded in the broken world. Dark-Sephiroth could sense that Kain was ahead. He crouched and leapt a full 200 metres, like a spring to the nearest chunk of land, then sprang forward again towards the heart of the chaos.
Presently he landed right before a huge door, so vast that nothing beyond it could be seen. In front of this was a small army of vampires, roughly 80 in number. The land they stood on was small and they looked hungry and starved. They spun round as soon as Dark-Sephiroth landed.
Hungry vampire: Heh, It seems you wont be dinner after all Karne.
Karne: Food! You're mine creature, it's either you or me. These guys are so hungry they'd probably try to eat Kain himself!
Vampire army leader: Ok Karne, get him and we'll spare you for now.
Karne advanced up to Dark-Sephiroth with a greedy expression. His ''dinner'' merely regarded him with an unblinking stare. There was no fear in his eyes whatsoever.
Dark-Sephiroth: Your army turns among themselves in their once ''untied'' quest for blood? How ironic. You, I suggest you flee vampire, you are starved and in no state to battle, and it's a long way down to the water.
Karne: You should know, creature, that a hungry vampire is a dangerous one!
Karne continued to advance. Dark Sephiroth watched him for a moment, then threw his hand forward. Karnes heart was suddenly smashed through and out the back of his body by an unseen force. Dark-Sephiroth then swept his hand to the side with a light brushing motion. Karnes body flew up on its own accord and was thrown off the cliff edge into the water below. Dark- Sephiroth began to advance to the door. He didn't really care much for the vampires in the way, they were no challenge. He hardly even saw them. The army drew back fearfully as Dark-Sephiroth approached but the leader drew his sword.
Vampire army Leader: C'mon guys! There's only one of him and the power he holds must be one of the legendary Dark Gifts!
Vampire Commander: Then perhaps we could escape with his power? But what if it is the wrong power for our situation?
Vampire army Leader: It doesn't matter, we'll just die here if we don't find out. Hey, creature, ready yourself for your days are numbered!!
Dark-Sephiroth stopped and regarded him with a slightly intrigued expression.
Dark-Sephiroth: You speak the truth vampire, numbered they are. But that number is greater than the wisest men of all this world could ever hope to comprehend. As is my power, as you shall now discover in your last seconds in this realm.
Dark Sephiroth suddenly leapt to the right in the direction of the door. In midair he put a hand forth and fired at least 30 green blasts of energy in a mere fraction of a second. All the vampires closest to the cliff edge were sent flying over into the sea below almost simultaneously. Dark- Sephiroth landed among another group of vampires. The second he landed he threw his head and arms back and a huge hemisphere of glowing white flame flew out in a circle around him. Dark-Sephiroth zipped towards the remaining vampires with a speed greater than light. Several advanced with weapons. Dark-Sephiroth leapt forth and punched with such power that his fist went straight through his opponent and then back out, without even moving him. Then he knocked another vampires head off with a straight, impossibly fast, side kick. The head went flying and the body just collapsed before him. Dark-Sephiroth went through hitting about five times a second. Each blow was fatal. Then finally a few enemies remained about 20 foot off. They had barely had any time to react because of the speed of the whole assault but Dark-Sephiroth just leapt off towards the huge door once more. Then he turned and made a raising motion with his hand. Huge spikes of steel stabbed up from underneath the last of the army, impaling them all.
This had all happened in the space of under thirty seconds. Dark-Sephiroth hardly seemed to notice the carnage around him and turned to the door. It seemed impenetrable but he just raised his hand and fired a blue beam straight forward. A hole about 3 metres high was burned through like a pole through wet paper. Dark-Sephiroth went in.
Beyond was an enormous piece of land. In the distance floating above it all were the pillars and Kain was seated in his throne. Before him, covering the land, was possibly three quarters of every vampire in Nosgoth. Millions faced Dark-Sephiroth. He didn't even show any sign of emotion, and then he reached behind him for his twin swords.
(there's a picture of him on my dev-art page entitled Darker Sephiroth)
MEANWHILE:
Kain and Raziel had jumped from the airship and were using their Glide and Float abilities to ensure a safe landing. They had spotted some sort of a building below and were making for it. After circling round once they saw a convenient landing space in the middle of the grounds and made for it.
Kain: Where the hell are we now?
They were in a strange school-like place with students running round. A few wore normal clothes and carried weapons, the others wore uniform. There was a smell of hotdogs in the air, but the smell of human life-force drowned this out. Kain called to a nearby person who wore normal clothes.
Kain: Excuse me human, but could you possibly enlighten me as to my current location?
Man: Huh, who the heck are you guys? Monsters? Training centre's over that way.
Raziel: No, we're (ex)/vampires please tell us what this place is, Dark- Sephiroth wrote over two pages on himself and we have less room for the story of our own travels now.
Man: You seem suspicious but what the hey, this place is Galbadia Garden, a military organisation. We train seeds here and people all over the world hire us out for missions. This garden trains our students until they become seeds. And I'm Irvine. So anything you guy's looking for here?
Raziel: Students become seeds in this garden? What kind of wussy organisation is this!? This a grown-up Kinder Club?!
Kain: (whispers to Raz) I'm hungry, think these ''seeds'' taste nice?
Raz: (whispers back) Jeez man! stop thinking about your stomach, we don't want to cause a scene before we even get to know the place we are in!!
Kain: (impervious to all hints) Excuse me Irvine! Would there be any nice juicy students to feast on?
Irvine: Wha?! Huh? OH!! You looking for a cutie too? You're in the right place man, here, just check out that one there for instance, she's just damn HOT, yeah?
Kain: Hot? Mmmm.......Hot and spicy flavour! (leaps over to girl in one jump). Excuse me, but that human over there informed that you were hot flavoured. Mind if I sample?
Girl: Eww! A perv! Now Irvine's setting his friends on me too?! Go away you sicko!! (kicks Kain in the shin)
Kain: (rips her throat out and drains her of all her blood) Yo! Irvine you were right, kind of......she tastes of hotdogs!
Raz: (sighs) so much for not causing a scene. (girls soul drifts by) Oh! yummy!
Students: AHH!! MONSTERS!! HELP!!
Irvine: Damn! I'd better do something! I saw on TV that you can only kill a vampire by puncturing its heart. (pulls out sniper rifle)
Group of Girls: Irvine!!! Quick, save us, our lives depend on you!!
Irvine: AH! I'm all nervous!! (trembling like mad) BANG! BANG! BANG!
Irvine shoots in random directions and kills a Seed and two Garden staff.
Kain: Wheee!!! More blood!!
Raziel: Kain! There's gonna be about fifty people after us in no time! I wish you'd bloody listen when I tell you not to cause trouble!
Kain: But I was hungry.
Raziel: Yes, whatever you say, finish up and lets go!
Kain: Where?
Raziel: Lets see if anyone here knows anything about the airship. We'll never get back if they really did crash, but if they're alive, It's best we find them.
Kain finishes up then he and Raziel run off to the direction of the headmasters office. Irvine surveys the carnage.
Irvine: NO!! THEY'VE KILLED THE WOMAN I LOVED!!
Student: Uh, isn't that like, every girl in this place?
Irvine: Shut up man! I loved her more recently than the rest!
Student: That's because you just saw her now.
Irvine: Shut up!! Now you've pissed me off!! I'm gonna get revenge for the killing of a cutie!! (pulls out Exeter)....................hey, she's not conscious. Wonder if she'd mind if I.............?
Student: Uh, there's about 10 students nearby, you sick bastard!!
Irvine: Thanks for the compliment! I try my best!
Then Irvine heads off after Kain and Raziel in a mad mission of revenge. Meanwhile Zell, Selphie, Squall, Sephiroth and Aeris head back to Balamb Garden. But that'll all be next chapter cause I'm feeling lazy.
Sephiroth: Yo! Thanks for reading! Just thought I'd mention that Dark- Sephiroths story is non-humour and he's trying to ruin my story by shoving it in!! Well, at least I think he is. Dark-Sephiroths account will only appear once every few chapters, so it remains a humour fic.
Squall: Humour? This stories about as funny as a brain tumour.
Sephiroth: Thanks, I'll remember that next time you're in the story.
Squall: Whatever.
Sephiroth: I would hurt you in a terrible way, but you'd only enjoy it. Ok, keep reviewing and the next chapter will be up soon. Thanks for reading!