You Know You Watch Too Much Anime When. . .

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Author's Note: Your stories end up looking like this one.

[Obi-Wan and Anikin are standing in the of Tatooine, having lost since lost there Eva and Gundam]

Ani: Master, where are our robots?

Obi: We ditched them, what do you think?

Ani: Why? We need them. We can't fight those other robots alone.

Obi: That's why we need to find the Shards of the Leekon Jewel.

Ani: [raises eyebrow] Leekon?

Obi: Yeah, thoses are what the robots are after.

Ani: How do you know that?

Obi: [head gets really big and vein pops out on his head] STOP BEING STUPID AND WORK WITH ME HERE!

Ani: [dot-like eyes and hair blown back]

Obi: Now, to find the jewel shards we just need to defeat a bunch of monsters with the shard embedded in them.

Ani: Are they all on this planet or do we have to travel to other planets?

Obi: [pulls out a giant mallet and hits Ani with it] Shut up and let me plan this out!

Ani: [falls back]

Obi: Now, the first shard is. . . [concentrates really hard] on Naboo.

Ani: [rubbing a HUGE bump on his head] We can't leave. We need to get rid of the robots here first. We can't leave them here to destroy this planet.

Padme: [looking all busty and wearing a halter top and hot pants] I can help you there.

Ani: [jaw drops to the floor] Padme? What are you doing here?

Padme: [rubbing the back of her head] I forgot to tell you, when I died, I was creamated. The creamator, who was also a witch, said if there was any evil threatening the Earth that I would be reborn and destroy it.

Obi: [with half-closed eyes and crossed arms] What else did the witch tell you?

Padme: That she cursed Anikin to to turn into a girl whenever splashed with cold water and back into a boy with hot water.

Ani: [eyes turn into little white circles and mouth gets huge] WHAT?!

Padme: Oh and that Obi is supposed to love Anikin and he doesn't know it, but he has a dark internal struggle with an evil split personality.

Obi: [eyes get wide] Now wait just a minuet, I'm supposed to like you.

Padme: I know, but for the sake of not turning this into an overly done, non original Obidala, we need to make it a almost overly done but not as overly done Obikin.

Obi: Plus, I have no evil personality.

Evil Voice in Obi's Head: esyay ouyay oday [laughs evily] earfay emay!

Obi: [closes eyes and sweatdrops] Oh great, it speaks in Pig Latin on top of it.

[During this conversation, the robots all appeared to stop and watch the three humans talk]

Robot that looks like G1 Megatron: This is stupid. Are there even Leekon shards here?

Robot that looks like Big O: [shrugs]

Robot that looks like G1 Soundwave: Probability thata shard is here: 0%. Probability that a shard is on Naboo: 100%

[The background changes to a yellow one with the word "Naboo" going across it in green]

All robots: Onward to Naboo! [grins eviley]

Megatron: [flashes the peace sign]

I found another giant robot. Big O. I stil need more though. . .

More to come!