Okay I'm back again! I'm having a blast writing this! Lets hope you all guy and gals are having just as good a time reading it!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this yawl. Now on with the show! (I'm really bored if you can't tell, lol!)
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"You brought Goten!"
"Did you know your school is really, really big? There are a lot of kids here. I'm thirsty. I'm hungry too. Where can I get some food? Mom I'm bored. Wow, look at that fat old guy over there. He's really funny looking." Said Goten all at once.
"Goten be quiet, that's one of my teachers." Gohan whispered.
"Oh cool!" Goten skipped over to him. "Hi Mr.! I'm Gohan's little brother. Gohan said you were one of his teachers. Did you know your funny looking?" Right at that moment Gohan grabbed his brother and ran back to his seat while sneaking in a quick apology.
"Excuse me, your attention please." Said a person standing in the front of the crowd.
"Goten if you stay quiet I'll give you some ice cream later." Gohan said praying for his brother to be quiet.
"Ok, but it has to be cookie dough ice cream this time because I'm getting tired of chocolate."(Can you tell he's been bribed many times? lol)
"Sure, cookie dough."
"Yippy!"
"Excuse me, you two in the back. I'm trying to talk, will you please stop interrupting me or I will ask you to leave." Said the man in the front.
"Yes sir, sorry sir."
"Anyways back to what I was saying. Everybody will be paired up with a driving buddy." Said the man in a monotone voice.
"Maybe mint chocolate chip…"
"Goten shut up. You already told me cookie dough."
"But I'm not sure which one I want."
"I'll take you to an ice cream store later and buy you any flavor you want just be quiet!"
"Excuse me! Anymore talking from you two and you'll be going home. As I was saying, everybody will be paired up with a driving buddy, and the pair will be given an instructor for the next month. I warn you that driving puts other peoples lives in danger. More teenagers die every year from car accidents then anything else!"(a/n: That's exactly what they did to all of us the first day of driver's ed, they told us how we were all going to die from driving recklessly. They scared the crap out of me! Anyways…)
"Hmm, Gohan I don't think I want you to drive anymore. I don't want my baby to get hurt."
"Don't worry Mom I'll be fine. I'm here and so are you! That was enough embarrassment, I don't need to pull out and look like a total fool."
"DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOUNG MAN!" Once again the frying pan makes an appearance, and another mark on Gohan's precious head. That got every ones attention. Chi chi turned to everybody who was now watching. "I'm sorry but my son was being quite disrespectful and he needed to be punished. Forgive me, and please go on with what you were saying."
"Did you see that? That lady just hit that guy with a frying pan!" said a some random person.
"Umm right, I will go down the list and you will be paired alphabetically. Adams with Anderson. Auda with Bailey." And so on it went down the list.
Gohan finally recovered. "You brought your frying pan with you Mom?"
"Of course. I carry it with me were ever I go, you know that!"
"Where do you keep it?"
"A woman never tells her secrets to any man, even if it's her son or husband."
"Oh."
"Son with Son." Said the man in the front. "What? Oh, that is Son, Chi chi with Son, Gohan."
"I'm paired up with my mom?" Gohan said more to himself, but Chi chi heard it.
"Watch it Gohan. Remember I still have my frying pan with me."
"Sorry, how could I forget." Said Gohan as he rubbed his head again.
"This will be so much fun! I get to hang out with you now big brother! And I'll be with mommy too! And we all get to ride in a car together! That will be so much fun. Gohan have you ever been in a car? I've never been in a car. Are they fun? Do they go really fast? I'm so excited!" Shouted Goten. "Yippy! I'm gonna ride in a car! I'm gonna ride in a car!"
"Goten be quiet or you don't get your chocolate ice cream."
"I said I wanted cookie dough!"
"Cookie dough, right. Now be quiet or you don't get it."
"But I was also thinking about mint chocolate chip…"
"Be quiet or no ice cream at all!"
"I'm quiet, I'm quiet, I'm quiet." Said Goten getting quieter every time.
"Okay everyone, now that that is over with, will every pair please form a line, and you will be paired up with your driving instructor. Today you will be introduced to the driver's seat of a car! You'll work on stopping, starting smoothly, and turning. And tomorrow you will have your first day of class. Good luck today and drive safely!"
"Come on Gohan let's go get our instructor. Goten come on." Chi chi grabbed Gohan's arm and dragged him in line. "Oh I'm so excited I'm finally going to be learning how to drive. Well I know a little, when your father got his license he taught me a little before you both went off to fight cell."
"Mom, Shhhhhhhhhh! Don't mention Cell here!"
"Oh yeah, I'm sorry dear. I totally forgot about that. Well anyways back to what I was saying…" As Chi chi talked about what ever came to the top of her head, Goten's attention had wandered over to the black and white pictures on the wall. Hmm, those drawings look almost real, but they're really boring looking. I bet I can fix that…
As Chi chi spoke on and on and on, Gohan finally stopped listening and starting looking around. Even though Chi chi was talking 90miles a minute. It seemed quiet to his super sensitive ears. Where's Goten, he's being quiet. Okay well maybe he really wants that ice cream, but he's never quiet for more than a minute. He has the memory of a gold fish.
"Mom where's Goten?"
"Huh what? Goten? I don't know." She looked around the room and there was Goten coloring like a good little boy. "Oh I found him he's coloring the pictures over there."
"Oh okay. WHAT!!! Wait Goten stop!"
"Don't you like my coloring Gohan? This picture even looks like you, so I named it after you."
"Goten those are all the senior pictures this year, and that is my picture!" And it's been scribbled all over with crayons. "Put down the crayons."
"But don't you like the coloring?"
"Gohan don't discourage your brother…it looks like he only colored your picture. Don't worry he didn't ruin anybody else's, just yours."
"Oh, yippy." Gohan said very unenthusiastically. " I'm colored with purple hair, orange eyes, and a hot pink shirt with scribbles of black on it, or does that say bad man. NO I'm seeing things, its just scribbles." Gohan let out a sigh of relief. Goten had me worried there for a minute. I didn't want to be drawn with Vegeta's shirt on me. "Goten give me the crayons. That's enough coloring for today. Wait, where did you get the crayons from?"
"I found them over by that little kid, and I took them."
"Go over and sneak them back. Be very quiet." Not like he knows what that means. " Umm, pretend your on a secret mission."
"Okay." Said Goten in a whisper. Goten snuck over there and gave them back without anyone knowing. "Mission complete."
"Good."
Now it was finally their turn to meet their instructor.
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Okay that all I got for you guys today! You review and I write! Thanks again!
~KKcoolio