Phone is not that Boring
By Yukina-kun
Yukina-kun: Yeah, I know that kun is masculine(as one of the reviewers said) but it sounds so CUTE! I mean, rather than using chan, I'd use kun! ^_^ And yes, I'm 100% girl.
Chapter 1
Why does ice cream and Hiei have to be alone?
"Hiei, hand me those carrots." Shiori said. Hiei tossed the carrots to her. "Thanks Hiei." she said as she chopped the carrots and placed it in the pan and started frying it along with broccoli.
"Hiei? Can you call Suuichi? You can shout up to him if you want." Shiori said.
"Hn." Hiei said. He was sitting in the table however he also decided to stand up and go to Kurama's room instead. Grudgingly, he walked up the stairs. He knocked on Kurama's door.
"Yes?" Kurama said as he poked his head out.
"Shiori wants to talk to you." Hiei said, his hands still in his pockets using his head to point downstairs.
"Tell her I'm coming." Kurama said. Hiei hned
Hiei went down the stairs and saw Shiori running around frantically.
"Hiei, did you see m wallet?" she asked.
"Hn." Hiei said pointing to the table. There lay Shiori's wallet.
"Oh thank you Hiei!" she said as she took the wallet and placed her jacket over her. Hiei watched all this.
"Hon'?" came a voice. A man pepped from the doorway. "Are you coming?" he asked.
"Yes dear, I'm coming." she said as she took the keys and it jingled as she placed it in one of her jacket's pockets.
"Mom? We have to go now." Kurama said gently as he went down the stairs.
"Hn." Hiei said as he sat in the dinner table and decided that he should look at the newspaper.
"Yes honey." she said as she placed the her medicine in another of her pockets. "Close the lights dear!" she said referring to Kurama. "I mean, turn off the unnecessary lights and tell your friend to turn the lights off when he leaves!" she said as she went out of the door.
Hn, If it wasn't for this bad snowstorm, I would have left already, in fact, I would not be here. Hiei said.
Hiei watched as Kurama went from room to room looking for unnecessary lights. When done...
"Hiei, sorry we had to leave you here alone." Kurama said as he was jogging in his place as if in a hurry. Ok, so he was in a hurry.
"Hn." Hiei said.
"We just have this reunion with mother's family and our grandmother is there and it might hurt her if we don't go." Kurama explained, still jogging.
"Hn. Go ahead Kurama. I can stay here." Hiei said.
"Um, if there's something bad that happened, use the phone ok?" Kurama said. Hiei raised an eyebrow.
"A what?" Hiei said.
"Suuichi! Hurry up!" Shiori called.
"Coming kaasan!" Kurama called. Then he ran to the phone that was near them. He took the cordless phone with him and showed it to Hiei. "This is a phone Hiei." Kurama said.
"Hn." Hiei said eying the thing with interest.
"See the numbers?" Kurama said pointing to the numbers, "You have to dial the numbers. When you dial the numbers you will hear a ringing sound. Wait till someone answers the phone."
"Hn." Hiei said his eyes darting to the newspaper.
"Hiei! Listen!" Kurama said. When Hiei listened, "Ok, remember, when you want to talk to somebody, you say, 'Hello, good morning or afternoon or evening' then say 'May I please talk to Suuichi or Shiori or whoever' gets?" Kurama asked.
"Hn." Hiei said. "Why use the phone? I could just telepath you." Hiei said.
"I know." Kurama said, "But just to be sure ok?" Kurama said.
"Hn." Hiei said.
"Suuichi!" Shiori called.
"Yes kaasan!" Kurama said.
"Hn." Hiei said.
"Ok Hiei, there is food in the table" Kurama said, "And then here is my mom's number and under it is my number in my cellphone and don't forget to dial 02 before it, you can call as much as you want and don't forget to turn off the lights when you leave and..."
"Kurama." Hiei said.
"What?" Kurama said.
"I'm not a kid." he said.
"Oh yeah." he said.
"Is there food in the box there?" he asked pointing to the refrigerator.
"Yeah. It does. Get there if you want to. Yusuke will be coming over to get the test paper I made for him. Ok Hiei?" Kurama said absentmindedly.
"Hn." Hiei said.
"Ok, bye Hiei!" Kurama said.
"Hn."
***At Kurama's car***
I'm so stupid. Kurama thought, what made me think that Hiei will say 'hello good morning?' Oh well... that's life. As if Hiei likes the phone. He'll probably prefer to disintegrate the house which I hope he won't.
"Suuichi?" Kurama's stepfather said.
"Did you bring the ice cream?" he asked.
"Ice Cream?" Kurama said.
"Oh no. He left it! Mother wanted ice cream." Shiori said.
"Sorry kaasan." Kurama said meekly.
"It's ok Suuichi. We can buy on the way." Shiori said from the front.
Silence...
"Um mom?" Kurama said.
"Yes?"
"Where was the ice cream placed?" he asked.
"Where else Suuichi?" Kurama's father said. "It is in the freezer. Your brother is already in Shiori's mother's house..."
Kurama couldn't talk.
Couldn't move.
Freezer? Ice Cream in the Freezer?
Hiei? Hiei all alone in the house?
Ice Cream?
Hiei?
I told Hiei he could eat all he wants from the freezer?
Ice Cream? Hiei? Ice Cream in Hiei's mouth?
Oh no!!! Sugar Fiasco!
Kurama groaned.
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Chapter 1 done! Hope you like it!
Alexis: R.R.A.R.P. all!
Hiei: R.R.A.R.P.?
Alexis: Duh! As in Rest, Read, and Review Please!
Yukina-kun: Yeah, I know that kun is masculine(as one of the reviewers said) but it sounds so CUTE! I mean, rather than using chan, I'd use kun! ^_^ And yes, I'm 100% girl.
Chapter 1
Why does ice cream and Hiei have to be alone?
"Hiei, hand me those carrots." Shiori said. Hiei tossed the carrots to her. "Thanks Hiei." she said as she chopped the carrots and placed it in the pan and started frying it along with broccoli.
"Hiei? Can you call Suuichi? You can shout up to him if you want." Shiori said.
"Hn." Hiei said. He was sitting in the table however he also decided to stand up and go to Kurama's room instead. Grudgingly, he walked up the stairs. He knocked on Kurama's door.
"Yes?" Kurama said as he poked his head out.
"Shiori wants to talk to you." Hiei said, his hands still in his pockets using his head to point downstairs.
"Tell her I'm coming." Kurama said. Hiei hned
Hiei went down the stairs and saw Shiori running around frantically.
"Hiei, did you see m wallet?" she asked.
"Hn." Hiei said pointing to the table. There lay Shiori's wallet.
"Oh thank you Hiei!" she said as she took the wallet and placed her jacket over her. Hiei watched all this.
"Hon'?" came a voice. A man pepped from the doorway. "Are you coming?" he asked.
"Yes dear, I'm coming." she said as she took the keys and it jingled as she placed it in one of her jacket's pockets.
"Mom? We have to go now." Kurama said gently as he went down the stairs.
"Hn." Hiei said as he sat in the dinner table and decided that he should look at the newspaper.
"Yes honey." she said as she placed the her medicine in another of her pockets. "Close the lights dear!" she said referring to Kurama. "I mean, turn off the unnecessary lights and tell your friend to turn the lights off when he leaves!" she said as she went out of the door.
Hn, If it wasn't for this bad snowstorm, I would have left already, in fact, I would not be here. Hiei said.
Hiei watched as Kurama went from room to room looking for unnecessary lights. When done...
"Hiei, sorry we had to leave you here alone." Kurama said as he was jogging in his place as if in a hurry. Ok, so he was in a hurry.
"Hn." Hiei said.
"We just have this reunion with mother's family and our grandmother is there and it might hurt her if we don't go." Kurama explained, still jogging.
"Hn. Go ahead Kurama. I can stay here." Hiei said.
"Um, if there's something bad that happened, use the phone ok?" Kurama said. Hiei raised an eyebrow.
"A what?" Hiei said.
"Suuichi! Hurry up!" Shiori called.
"Coming kaasan!" Kurama called. Then he ran to the phone that was near them. He took the cordless phone with him and showed it to Hiei. "This is a phone Hiei." Kurama said.
"Hn." Hiei said eying the thing with interest.
"See the numbers?" Kurama said pointing to the numbers, "You have to dial the numbers. When you dial the numbers you will hear a ringing sound. Wait till someone answers the phone."
"Hn." Hiei said his eyes darting to the newspaper.
"Hiei! Listen!" Kurama said. When Hiei listened, "Ok, remember, when you want to talk to somebody, you say, 'Hello, good morning or afternoon or evening' then say 'May I please talk to Suuichi or Shiori or whoever' gets?" Kurama asked.
"Hn." Hiei said. "Why use the phone? I could just telepath you." Hiei said.
"I know." Kurama said, "But just to be sure ok?" Kurama said.
"Hn." Hiei said.
"Suuichi!" Shiori called.
"Yes kaasan!" Kurama said.
"Hn." Hiei said.
"Ok Hiei, there is food in the table" Kurama said, "And then here is my mom's number and under it is my number in my cellphone and don't forget to dial 02 before it, you can call as much as you want and don't forget to turn off the lights when you leave and..."
"Kurama." Hiei said.
"What?" Kurama said.
"I'm not a kid." he said.
"Oh yeah." he said.
"Is there food in the box there?" he asked pointing to the refrigerator.
"Yeah. It does. Get there if you want to. Yusuke will be coming over to get the test paper I made for him. Ok Hiei?" Kurama said absentmindedly.
"Hn." Hiei said.
"Ok, bye Hiei!" Kurama said.
"Hn."
***At Kurama's car***
I'm so stupid. Kurama thought, what made me think that Hiei will say 'hello good morning?' Oh well... that's life. As if Hiei likes the phone. He'll probably prefer to disintegrate the house which I hope he won't.
"Suuichi?" Kurama's stepfather said.
"Did you bring the ice cream?" he asked.
"Ice Cream?" Kurama said.
"Oh no. He left it! Mother wanted ice cream." Shiori said.
"Sorry kaasan." Kurama said meekly.
"It's ok Suuichi. We can buy on the way." Shiori said from the front.
Silence...
"Um mom?" Kurama said.
"Yes?"
"Where was the ice cream placed?" he asked.
"Where else Suuichi?" Kurama's father said. "It is in the freezer. Your brother is already in Shiori's mother's house..."
Kurama couldn't talk.
Couldn't move.
Freezer? Ice Cream in the Freezer?
Hiei? Hiei all alone in the house?
Ice Cream?
Hiei?
I told Hiei he could eat all he wants from the freezer?
Ice Cream? Hiei? Ice Cream in Hiei's mouth?
Oh no!!! Sugar Fiasco!
Kurama groaned.
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Chapter 1 done! Hope you like it!
Alexis: R.R.A.R.P. all!
Hiei: R.R.A.R.P.?
Alexis: Duh! As in Rest, Read, and Review Please!
