A/N: No. Don't ask how I came up with this. It's rated PG-13 for constant picking on Tidus and cussing. I hope you like it!
--Chapter One--
-It's a Twista!-
Tidus ran down the path, his faithful pet, Kimahri close behind. "Auntie Lu! Auntie Lu!" he cried. "That wicked old guy from down the street yelled at Kimahri!"
"Now Tidus! I'm very busy!" his aunt, Lulu, scolded. "Mr. Seymour doesn't like to be bothered."
"He's a major pain in the arse, yah?" Tidus' uncle, Wakka laughed.
"You shut up. You're putting a bad impression on the kid," Lulu said, hitting him.
Tidus sighed, walking over to a haystack. "Everything's so grey and dull here Kimahri..." Taking in a deep breath, he broke out into song, "Some where over the rainbow!"
Kimahri growled, covering his ears with his paw.
After Tidus' song finished, he noticed a big haired person riding on a bike towards them. He looked around, hearing the evil wicked witch of the west. "AHH! It's Seymour!" he cried.
"I've come for your oversized-hornless-cat! He won't bother my animals any longer!" he snapped.
"No! Auntie Lu! You can't let him take Kimahri!"
"Then I'll call the sheriff!" Seymour threatened.
"I'm sorry Tidus. You'll have to go Kimahri."
"Hmph. That's right!" Seymour cackled. He put Kimahri in a large basket and hopped on his bicycle.
"NOOOOO!" whined Tidus. "It's not fair!" he watched them until they were out of sight. He ran into his room then, crying. Suddenly, something BIG jumped in through his window. "Kimahri!" he cried happily. "Oh no! But that bastard will come back for you... We'll have to run away!"
So Tidus and Kimahri ran away. They meet an old fortune-teller on the road.
"Are you all right my child?" she asked. It was a young blonde.
"Who are you?"
"I am Madame Rikku, the bestest fortune teller in the world!"
Tidus coughed, "Crazy!"
"I heard that!"
"Than prove it!"
"Okay close your eyes!" Madame Rikku said. Tidus did as he was told. Quickly, Rikku mugged him for his pocket money and ran off.
"Can I open my eyes yet?" Tidus asked. No one answered, so he opened them anyways. He noticed all his money was gone. "Damnit..."
Tidus and Kimahri look in the sky and see... A TWISTA! AHHHH! They ran towards their farm. "Auntie Lu! Uncle Wakka!" he screamed. He couldn't get in the storm cellar, so he and Kimahri ran into the house, hiding. But something hit him in the head, and he was knocked unconscious.
When he awoke, he saw out the window Seymour, riding his bicycle. But he turned into a witch; wearing a dress and on a broomstick. "AH! It burns!" he shrieked. Many other things passed his window until the house crashed on the ground. Stepping out, he noticed he was in... color. "Kimahri... I don't think-- HOLY SHIT! You're blue!" he cried.
"And I can talk, you dumb shit..." the Ronso stood on his back legs. "But your singing made me deaf. I was afraid to talk!"
Tidus scoffed. "Gee thanks!" he argued. "But I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..."
"You dumbass! We never were in Kansas!"
But their petty arguing was interrupted by giggles. "What was that?" Kimahri asked.
If anyone is confused on characters, so far in this chapter:
Tidus= Dorthy
Kimahri= Toto
Lulu= Auntie Em
Wakka= Errm... Dorthy's Uncle (I don't remember his name)
Rikku= The fortune teller
Seymour= the wicked witch of the west