Now for a little Author's Note:
Yukina-kun: Thank you all so much for your reviews! I just started this story yesterday and then sniff six reviews in one go! I love you guys! sniff
Yukina-kun sits in a corner thinking how happy she is...
Chapter 2: Hiei's very first phone call! Will he do it again? Or is he too angry?
Hiei looked around. He could hear the sound of the snowstorm outside.
And to think Yusuke will be coming over. he thought. How can ningens stay to such a place as this? It is a confinement. They call this a home and yet it's so crowded? Hm... I wonder what that black box over there is?
Hiei walked to the black box that had weird silver stuff that looked like antenna's sticking out of it. In the front was a dark screen and Hiei could see his reflection. He looked for the opening of the box. (The black box is not the ref. On the contrary, it is called a television. TV to be exact)
All he found was some weird things that turned out to be screws.
Hiei looked confused until he suddenly remembered seeing some weird sort of contraption in Kurama's room. What was it called again? Oh yeah, a screwdriver. Hiei thought. Within seconds, he was back with the screwdriver in his hands. There was something like a mad glint in his eyes.
The snowstorm howled louder outside.
Insert song...
Opera singers hired: AAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAoaoaoAAAAAAAoaoaoAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaoa oaoaoaoaoa! AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAoaoaoaoAAAAAAAAAoaoaoaAAAAAAAAA
Drums: dundundundundun
dundundun
dundun
dun dundundun
dundund dundun
Opera Singers:AAAAAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaoaoaAAAAAAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaoaoaAAAAAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAAAAAoaoa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA
Slowly Hiei began to unscrew one screw, slowly, as if savoring the moment.
Opera Singers: eeeeeeyowyowyowyowYOOOOOOwwwwwwwww......
Violin: Tuuuuuun tunnn tuntuntuntun tuuuuuuuunnnn
tunnnn tun TUN tun TUN tun TUN tun TUN tunnnnn......
Bongo Drums: Dum dum duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Screw number one out. Hiei slowly started to take out another. The mad glint in his eyes. Slowly taking out screw after screw...
Slowly...
Steadily...
Drums: DUN DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUN
dun DUN
DUNDUNDUNDUN
DUN...
DUn...
Dun...
dun...
"Hiei! What are you doing with the TV?" Yusuke cried when he saw Hiei unscrewing the screws, "And why is the TV on to an opera channel? I didn't know you liked opera Hiei."
Hiei raised an eyebrow.
"Why are there people in the TV?" Hiei asked.
"They are just images Hiei." Yusuke said as he was watching a favorite show.
"Why don't they bring swords?" Hiei asked, "Why are they still hiding to get the bad person? If they brought a sword they would have taken out the tires and..."
Yusuke looked at Hiei who was sitting with him in the couch. He grinned at Hiei's mean way of dealing with things.
"Don't do that you moron!" Hiei said as he watched the good guy try to escape from the bad guy by punching him, "You won't be able to hit him that way! That's too weak! Hey! Why did that guy cower? That punch was not even strong! It didn't even hit him! Yusuke!" Hiei said turning to a now very amused Yusuke, "Yusuke! That punch was not hitting him! Or is it possible that that guy must have created a wind energy force to knock the other guy out... However, that wasn't even strong enough to create a wind blow as Jin would have done..."
"They're acting Hiei." Yusuke said, his eyes grinning with amusement.
"Acting?" Hiei said.
"Yes Hiei." Yusuke said as he looked at the fridge, "Hiei, do you know that you looked cute awhile ago while you were screaming at the guy?"
"Yusuke, not one word to anyone..."
"Ok! Ok!" Yusuke said as Hiei appeared at his back with his sword in Yusuke's neck.
Hiei looked at the freezer. There was a confused look in his eyes.
"This is a refrigerator Hiei," Yusuke explained as he took a handful of junk foods out, "The one up there is a freezer. The refrigerator preserves foods."
Hiei looked at the opened the freezer and saw meat. However, what caught his attention was a certain box.
"What's this?" Hiei said as he held out the ice cream box to Yusuke and then closed the fridge.
"Ice Cream." Yusuke said.
Hiei opened it and saw a pink colored snow. "Snow?" Hiei said as he poked it. Yusuke was drinking something in a can.
Then Hiei placed his finger in his mouth. Immediately, he felt a strange joy sensation. "Sweet! Sweet Snow!" he said as he began scooping sweet snow.
"Ah! Beer!" Yusuke said, "Root Beer!
In a few minutes, Yusuke and Hiei were sitting in the dining table, their feet in the table, their tummies stuffed.
"Sweet snow..." Hiei said with satisfaction.
"Ah, no wonder mother likes these stuff." Yusuke said as he patted his stomach then burped.
"Hn." Hiei said looking sadly at the now empty sweet snow box.
"What do you want to do now Hiei?" Yusuke asked.
"Sweet Snow..." Hiei said sadly.
"Call the phone?" Yusuke said as he misunderstood what Hiei just said, "Hey Hiei! Nice Idea!"
"Sweet Snow..." Hiei said as he sighed deeply.
"Yes! Yes! The phone!" Yusuke said excitedly. He jumped out off the chair and dragged Hiei with him to the nearest phone.
"Sweet snow..." Hiei sighed.
"Welcome to the phone Hiei." Yusuke said.
"I want sweet snow..." Hiei said.
"No Hiei, this is better." Yusuke said as he started explaining how to use the phone.
"Sweet Snow..." Hiei said, his eyes welling up with tears.
"Ok Hiei, we'll get your sweet snow." Yusuke said, "We'll call the ice cream company then after, well, I don't know, we'll play with the phone..."
"Sweet Snow..." Hiei said as he started licking the phone.
"No Hiei!" Yusuke said as he pushed Hiei away from the phone. "Never mind, just call the ice cream guy."
"Sweet Snow?" Hiei said hopefully.
"Yes, yes..." Yusuke said as he dialed the numbers. "Here Hiei. Call them."
"Sweet snow..." Hiei said with the phone in his ears waiting for someone to answer it.
"Sweet Snow?" Hiei said as someone started answering it.
"Hello good afternoon, may I please take your order?" came a bored voice.
Slowly, the effect of the sweet snow was wearing off.
"Sweet- hn?" Hiei said as he was attempting to say Sweet Snow and Hn.
"Sir?" came the man's voice.
Hiei looked at the telephone with fear in his eyes. There was someone talking in there! He looked around and saw Yusuke's back and then looking at the TV. He was still in the dreamland-feeling caused by the sweet snow however his normal mind was starting to come back.
"I would like the best kind of sweet snow you have in there." Hiei said in his most babyish voice.
Yusuke whipped around. Was he dreaming it or did a little ickle cutie baby just talk?
"Are you a kid?" said the man from the phone, "Listen, my manager told me that kids can never be trusted. Call your mommy and then we'll find out what we'll do with you."
"Are you defying my- but- but- sniff my daddy twold me that I buy sweet snow... hic hic..." Hiei said. At first, the ice cream effect came off however in a few seconds, it came back and it gave Hiei the ickle-cutie- baby-Hiei attitude.
Yusuke rubbed his eyes. His mind was racing on certain possibilities. Was I dreaming or Hiei is holding the phone like a five year old and talking with the cutest voice ever conjured? Yusuke thought. Nope, not dreaming...
The man in the ice cream store slammed the phone down on Hiei. Hiei looked at Yusuke with his little cutie eyes that were round with tears and sniveling. "He-he-"Hiei said to Yusuke, "He brought the phone down on me!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" Hiei said as he ran to Yusuke and hugging him.
"Um, Hiei? Are you ok?" Yusuke said surprised at the attitude that Hiei gave him, "Um, cause the mental hospital is not far from here..."
"Waaaaaaaa!!!! The guy on the phone swammed (slammed) the phone down on me!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaa!" Hiei cried as rivers of tears shot out from his eyes. (Note: He's still hugging Yusuke just like any five-year old kiddie would do.)
"WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yup, Hiei.
"Will you just quit it Hiei!" Yusuke shouted.
Hiei looked up at Yusuke with his eyes oh so full of tears. "Y-you mad a-at m-m-me?" Hiei said as tiny droplets of tears shot out from the sides of his eyes.
"Uh, well..." Yusuke said. Then he decided to play a little joke on Hiei. "Uuuuh..." Yusuke said in a calming voice. "Don't cry now Hiei. Don't worry, we'll fix this thing..." Yusuke said as he held Hiei's head to his chest. (This is no yaoi. I promised myself never to place any yaoi or R- rated stuff.)
"Wreally? (really)" Hiei said with his little special cute little voice. (Bwahahaha! Tell me if any Yu Yu Hakushu character can defeat the cuteness of Hiei!)
"Yes, yes, yes..." Yusuke said as he continued patting Hiei on the head.
"Y-you not angwy?" Hiei said as he looked up at Yusuke and wiping he was wiping his tears away. Yusuke nodded.
"Dwo I get Snowy? (Hiei's baby word for ice cream)" Hiei asked, his fingers twiddling at his back. He was looking at Yusuke with his adowable little eyes. I mean, who could refuse a little kid standing in front of you and his eyes getting rounder and rounder every minute? Weeeell, maybe you could but Yusuke can't.
"Yes, yes..." Yusuke said absentmindedly trying to look for a camera. Hiei was jumping around happily like a maniac.
"Ta ta tu ta ti ta tu ta lalalalaaaaaaaaa!!!!" Hiei kept singing, "Swowy! Swowy! I get Swoooooowy!!!!! Ta ta ti ta tu ta ti ta tiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This time, Yusuke wanted to get a video camera more than get the camera.
"Hiei?"
"Wes? (Yes)" Hiei said as he stopped singing but still jumping around.
"Do you want to get famous?" Yusuke said as he held out the video camera.
"Weheeey! (Yehey!)" Hiei squealed.
After a few cwwwuuuuuuuute little poses from Hiei, Yusuke had an idea.
"Hiei? Why don't you demonstrate to us how to use the phone?" Yusuke said as he pepped from behind the camera.
"I'm scwareed... (scared)" Hiei said as he looked at the phone.
"Don't worry Hiei. Just dial up any certain seven numbers and your guaranteed to have a call." Yusuke said.
"Owkie!" Hiei said as he saluted army cute baby position.
Before Hiei started dialing the numbers...
"And here we have before you... Hiei Jaganshi, the fire apparation- turned-little-kiddie. Kuwabara, this is mainly for you." Yusuke whispered to the camera. "Kurama? I know Hiei's your friend and this video cam is yours but what can I do? The temptation to video this brand new Hiei has covered my logical side."
"Wone... Two... Twreee... Fwour... Fwive... Swix... SWEVEN!" Hiei said as he randomly pressed seven numbers. "Wusuke! Wusuke! (yusuke) I did it! I dwialed the numbers!"
"Good Hiei!" Yusuke cheered, the camera still facing Hiei.
"Hello? Who is this?" came a sweet girl but old voice from the other side of the phone.
"Dwaddy!" Hiei said to the person talking to the other side of the phone.
"Who is this?!" shouted the old girl, "How dare you call me a daddy?! My husband left me forever and you come to remind me! Never call me again!"
"Owkay." Hiei said innocently before the old woman jammed the phone down.
Hiei was close to tears.
"Hiei, tell the next person in the line that you love that person." Yusuke said.
"Owkay." Hiei said and dialed again. This time, he dialed more than seven numbers.
"This is the President of the United States speaking." came the voice of the president, "Who are you and what do you want?"
"I..." Hiei said.
"You..."
"I..."
"You..."
"I..."
"Get straight to the point!"
"Owkai!"
"What? I'm in a very important business in here!"
"I woooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee you!" came Hiei's cuddly voice.
That caught the President's attention.
Not in a negative way.
In truth to be told, it caught the president in a...
positive way...
"Johnson, is that you?" came the urgent voice of the president.
"Weeeheeey! I get to be Jowhnson!" Hiei sang.
"Johnson, how is the spying there? Is there going to be a terrorist attack? Is there going to be a major explosion as the people have hypothesized here?" the president said.
"General!!!!" Hiei said.
"You want to talk to my sergeant-at-arms?" the president said.
"Weheeey!" Hiei said.
"Hello?" came another voice. The sergeant-at-arms.
"H-Hewooo?" Hiei said a little shy.
"What do we do? Where do I position my army?" Hiei asked.
"Arrwmy?" Hiei said confused. The minute Hiei said that, Yusuke shouted.
"Ow! Ow! That's the twentieth time the ant bit me in the leg and the fifteenth time in my arms!" Yusuke shouted.
"Uwm... 20? 15?" Hiei said uncertainly.
"Hmmm, longitude and latitude, aye?" the sergeant-at-arms said. In a few minutes... "We await your fire signal Johnson."
"Owkai." Hiei said.
Yusuke was heating the warmer stove thing while his camera was focused on Hiei. His shirt got caught in some of the fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Yusuke screamed. "Fire! Fire! Fire! Ow! Ow! Fire! Fire! FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Fire?" Hiei said innocently.
"Fire?" came the sergeant at arms guy. "Ok, men. FIRE AT WILL!!!"
"Um Hiei, who are you talking to?" Yusuke asked as he went to Hiei, his shirt burnt to crisp.
"Amewica! Amewica!" Hiei squealed.
"We have to catch a man named America?" the sergeant-at-arms said, "Ok, on our way!"
"Um, who are you really talking to?" Yusuke said doubtfully.
"Oh Yusuke!" Hiei said, "You won't bewieve who I twalked to! I twalked to the Pwesident of the Uwinted Swates!" Hiei said, "Thwen, I twalked to the sweargent-at-arwms and thwen I owdered a arwmy to attack and thwen I twold thwem to catch a man nwamed Amewika!" Hiei said proudly.
"You what?" Yusuke said as he scuffled to get the phone from Hiei.
The sergeant-at-arms heard the scuffle.
"Johnson, Johnson! Are you ok?" the sergeant-at-arms said.
BAM! The phone hit the floor.
"AAAAAAAHHHH!" Yusuke shouted as Hiei scratched at him obviously angry.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeppp....
The line was dead.
"Nooo...." the president said, "We have lost Johnson... He was a great man however, we all have to deal with times like these."
Everyone in the whole wide world who knew of Johnson's bravery, bowed their heads low in complete memory.
And the reeeeeaaaaaall Johnson? He's stuck in the Amazon Forest, found a pretty girl and stayed there.
"Fine!" Yusuke said as he rubbed his head, "You can call one last time.
"Yehweyyy!" Hiei said as he jumped to the phone and started dialing one last time. This time, he remembered to be polite.
"Hewwo! Gwwoood Mowning! Cwan I pwease twalk to anyone?" Hiei asked innocently with his aaaaahhh! Adorable little voice.
"Hiei?" came the uncertain voice of...
Kurama.
"Hewoooo? Are thwere any aminals out thwere?" Hiei said.
"Hiei, is that you?" came Kurama's uncertain voice.
Suddenly, Hiei's ice cream dream-like effect...
Wore...
Off...
Hiei slammed the phone down and noticed Yusuke and the camera.
"Uh-oh..." Yusuke said.
"Oh your so dead detective..." Hiei said as he unsheathed his sword.
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I am so mean to Hiei! Oh man... Hope you all like this twisted ending for this chapter! I tried to make it funny! I weally twied!!! (fakes tears) sniff sniff
Yukina-kun: Thank you all so much for your reviews! I just started this story yesterday and then sniff six reviews in one go! I love you guys! sniff
Yukina-kun sits in a corner thinking how happy she is...
Chapter 2: Hiei's very first phone call! Will he do it again? Or is he too angry?
Hiei looked around. He could hear the sound of the snowstorm outside.
And to think Yusuke will be coming over. he thought. How can ningens stay to such a place as this? It is a confinement. They call this a home and yet it's so crowded? Hm... I wonder what that black box over there is?
Hiei walked to the black box that had weird silver stuff that looked like antenna's sticking out of it. In the front was a dark screen and Hiei could see his reflection. He looked for the opening of the box. (The black box is not the ref. On the contrary, it is called a television. TV to be exact)
All he found was some weird things that turned out to be screws.
Hiei looked confused until he suddenly remembered seeing some weird sort of contraption in Kurama's room. What was it called again? Oh yeah, a screwdriver. Hiei thought. Within seconds, he was back with the screwdriver in his hands. There was something like a mad glint in his eyes.
The snowstorm howled louder outside.
Insert song...
Opera singers hired: AAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAoaoaoAAAAAAAoaoaoAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaoa oaoaoaoaoa! AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAoaoaoaoAAAAAAAAAoaoaoaAAAAAAAAA
Drums: dundundundundun
dundundun
dundun
dun dundundun
dundund dundun
Opera Singers:AAAAAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaoaoaAAAAAAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaoaoaAAAAAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAAAoaoaAAAAAAAAAAAoaoa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA
Slowly Hiei began to unscrew one screw, slowly, as if savoring the moment.
Opera Singers: eeeeeeyowyowyowyowYOOOOOOwwwwwwwww......
Violin: Tuuuuuun tunnn tuntuntuntun tuuuuuuuunnnn
tunnnn tun TUN tun TUN tun TUN tun TUN tunnnnn......
Bongo Drums: Dum dum duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Screw number one out. Hiei slowly started to take out another. The mad glint in his eyes. Slowly taking out screw after screw...
Slowly...
Steadily...
Drums: DUN DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUN
dun DUN
DUNDUNDUNDUN
DUN...
DUn...
Dun...
dun...
"Hiei! What are you doing with the TV?" Yusuke cried when he saw Hiei unscrewing the screws, "And why is the TV on to an opera channel? I didn't know you liked opera Hiei."
Hiei raised an eyebrow.
"Why are there people in the TV?" Hiei asked.
"They are just images Hiei." Yusuke said as he was watching a favorite show.
"Why don't they bring swords?" Hiei asked, "Why are they still hiding to get the bad person? If they brought a sword they would have taken out the tires and..."
Yusuke looked at Hiei who was sitting with him in the couch. He grinned at Hiei's mean way of dealing with things.
"Don't do that you moron!" Hiei said as he watched the good guy try to escape from the bad guy by punching him, "You won't be able to hit him that way! That's too weak! Hey! Why did that guy cower? That punch was not even strong! It didn't even hit him! Yusuke!" Hiei said turning to a now very amused Yusuke, "Yusuke! That punch was not hitting him! Or is it possible that that guy must have created a wind energy force to knock the other guy out... However, that wasn't even strong enough to create a wind blow as Jin would have done..."
"They're acting Hiei." Yusuke said, his eyes grinning with amusement.
"Acting?" Hiei said.
"Yes Hiei." Yusuke said as he looked at the fridge, "Hiei, do you know that you looked cute awhile ago while you were screaming at the guy?"
"Yusuke, not one word to anyone..."
"Ok! Ok!" Yusuke said as Hiei appeared at his back with his sword in Yusuke's neck.
Hiei looked at the freezer. There was a confused look in his eyes.
"This is a refrigerator Hiei," Yusuke explained as he took a handful of junk foods out, "The one up there is a freezer. The refrigerator preserves foods."
Hiei looked at the opened the freezer and saw meat. However, what caught his attention was a certain box.
"What's this?" Hiei said as he held out the ice cream box to Yusuke and then closed the fridge.
"Ice Cream." Yusuke said.
Hiei opened it and saw a pink colored snow. "Snow?" Hiei said as he poked it. Yusuke was drinking something in a can.
Then Hiei placed his finger in his mouth. Immediately, he felt a strange joy sensation. "Sweet! Sweet Snow!" he said as he began scooping sweet snow.
"Ah! Beer!" Yusuke said, "Root Beer!
In a few minutes, Yusuke and Hiei were sitting in the dining table, their feet in the table, their tummies stuffed.
"Sweet snow..." Hiei said with satisfaction.
"Ah, no wonder mother likes these stuff." Yusuke said as he patted his stomach then burped.
"Hn." Hiei said looking sadly at the now empty sweet snow box.
"What do you want to do now Hiei?" Yusuke asked.
"Sweet Snow..." Hiei said sadly.
"Call the phone?" Yusuke said as he misunderstood what Hiei just said, "Hey Hiei! Nice Idea!"
"Sweet Snow..." Hiei said as he sighed deeply.
"Yes! Yes! The phone!" Yusuke said excitedly. He jumped out off the chair and dragged Hiei with him to the nearest phone.
"Sweet snow..." Hiei sighed.
"Welcome to the phone Hiei." Yusuke said.
"I want sweet snow..." Hiei said.
"No Hiei, this is better." Yusuke said as he started explaining how to use the phone.
"Sweet Snow..." Hiei said, his eyes welling up with tears.
"Ok Hiei, we'll get your sweet snow." Yusuke said, "We'll call the ice cream company then after, well, I don't know, we'll play with the phone..."
"Sweet Snow..." Hiei said as he started licking the phone.
"No Hiei!" Yusuke said as he pushed Hiei away from the phone. "Never mind, just call the ice cream guy."
"Sweet Snow?" Hiei said hopefully.
"Yes, yes..." Yusuke said as he dialed the numbers. "Here Hiei. Call them."
"Sweet snow..." Hiei said with the phone in his ears waiting for someone to answer it.
"Sweet Snow?" Hiei said as someone started answering it.
"Hello good afternoon, may I please take your order?" came a bored voice.
Slowly, the effect of the sweet snow was wearing off.
"Sweet- hn?" Hiei said as he was attempting to say Sweet Snow and Hn.
"Sir?" came the man's voice.
Hiei looked at the telephone with fear in his eyes. There was someone talking in there! He looked around and saw Yusuke's back and then looking at the TV. He was still in the dreamland-feeling caused by the sweet snow however his normal mind was starting to come back.
"I would like the best kind of sweet snow you have in there." Hiei said in his most babyish voice.
Yusuke whipped around. Was he dreaming it or did a little ickle cutie baby just talk?
"Are you a kid?" said the man from the phone, "Listen, my manager told me that kids can never be trusted. Call your mommy and then we'll find out what we'll do with you."
"Are you defying my- but- but- sniff my daddy twold me that I buy sweet snow... hic hic..." Hiei said. At first, the ice cream effect came off however in a few seconds, it came back and it gave Hiei the ickle-cutie- baby-Hiei attitude.
Yusuke rubbed his eyes. His mind was racing on certain possibilities. Was I dreaming or Hiei is holding the phone like a five year old and talking with the cutest voice ever conjured? Yusuke thought. Nope, not dreaming...
The man in the ice cream store slammed the phone down on Hiei. Hiei looked at Yusuke with his little cutie eyes that were round with tears and sniveling. "He-he-"Hiei said to Yusuke, "He brought the phone down on me!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" Hiei said as he ran to Yusuke and hugging him.
"Um, Hiei? Are you ok?" Yusuke said surprised at the attitude that Hiei gave him, "Um, cause the mental hospital is not far from here..."
"Waaaaaaaa!!!! The guy on the phone swammed (slammed) the phone down on me!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaa!" Hiei cried as rivers of tears shot out from his eyes. (Note: He's still hugging Yusuke just like any five-year old kiddie would do.)
"WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yup, Hiei.
"Will you just quit it Hiei!" Yusuke shouted.
Hiei looked up at Yusuke with his eyes oh so full of tears. "Y-you mad a-at m-m-me?" Hiei said as tiny droplets of tears shot out from the sides of his eyes.
"Uh, well..." Yusuke said. Then he decided to play a little joke on Hiei. "Uuuuh..." Yusuke said in a calming voice. "Don't cry now Hiei. Don't worry, we'll fix this thing..." Yusuke said as he held Hiei's head to his chest. (This is no yaoi. I promised myself never to place any yaoi or R- rated stuff.)
"Wreally? (really)" Hiei said with his little special cute little voice. (Bwahahaha! Tell me if any Yu Yu Hakushu character can defeat the cuteness of Hiei!)
"Yes, yes, yes..." Yusuke said as he continued patting Hiei on the head.
"Y-you not angwy?" Hiei said as he looked up at Yusuke and wiping he was wiping his tears away. Yusuke nodded.
"Dwo I get Snowy? (Hiei's baby word for ice cream)" Hiei asked, his fingers twiddling at his back. He was looking at Yusuke with his adowable little eyes. I mean, who could refuse a little kid standing in front of you and his eyes getting rounder and rounder every minute? Weeeell, maybe you could but Yusuke can't.
"Yes, yes..." Yusuke said absentmindedly trying to look for a camera. Hiei was jumping around happily like a maniac.
"Ta ta tu ta ti ta tu ta lalalalaaaaaaaaa!!!!" Hiei kept singing, "Swowy! Swowy! I get Swoooooowy!!!!! Ta ta ti ta tu ta ti ta tiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This time, Yusuke wanted to get a video camera more than get the camera.
"Hiei?"
"Wes? (Yes)" Hiei said as he stopped singing but still jumping around.
"Do you want to get famous?" Yusuke said as he held out the video camera.
"Weheeey! (Yehey!)" Hiei squealed.
After a few cwwwuuuuuuuute little poses from Hiei, Yusuke had an idea.
"Hiei? Why don't you demonstrate to us how to use the phone?" Yusuke said as he pepped from behind the camera.
"I'm scwareed... (scared)" Hiei said as he looked at the phone.
"Don't worry Hiei. Just dial up any certain seven numbers and your guaranteed to have a call." Yusuke said.
"Owkie!" Hiei said as he saluted army cute baby position.
Before Hiei started dialing the numbers...
"And here we have before you... Hiei Jaganshi, the fire apparation- turned-little-kiddie. Kuwabara, this is mainly for you." Yusuke whispered to the camera. "Kurama? I know Hiei's your friend and this video cam is yours but what can I do? The temptation to video this brand new Hiei has covered my logical side."
"Wone... Two... Twreee... Fwour... Fwive... Swix... SWEVEN!" Hiei said as he randomly pressed seven numbers. "Wusuke! Wusuke! (yusuke) I did it! I dwialed the numbers!"
"Good Hiei!" Yusuke cheered, the camera still facing Hiei.
"Hello? Who is this?" came a sweet girl but old voice from the other side of the phone.
"Dwaddy!" Hiei said to the person talking to the other side of the phone.
"Who is this?!" shouted the old girl, "How dare you call me a daddy?! My husband left me forever and you come to remind me! Never call me again!"
"Owkay." Hiei said innocently before the old woman jammed the phone down.
Hiei was close to tears.
"Hiei, tell the next person in the line that you love that person." Yusuke said.
"Owkay." Hiei said and dialed again. This time, he dialed more than seven numbers.
"This is the President of the United States speaking." came the voice of the president, "Who are you and what do you want?"
"I..." Hiei said.
"You..."
"I..."
"You..."
"I..."
"Get straight to the point!"
"Owkai!"
"What? I'm in a very important business in here!"
"I woooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee you!" came Hiei's cuddly voice.
That caught the President's attention.
Not in a negative way.
In truth to be told, it caught the president in a...
positive way...
"Johnson, is that you?" came the urgent voice of the president.
"Weeeheeey! I get to be Jowhnson!" Hiei sang.
"Johnson, how is the spying there? Is there going to be a terrorist attack? Is there going to be a major explosion as the people have hypothesized here?" the president said.
"General!!!!" Hiei said.
"You want to talk to my sergeant-at-arms?" the president said.
"Weheeey!" Hiei said.
"Hello?" came another voice. The sergeant-at-arms.
"H-Hewooo?" Hiei said a little shy.
"What do we do? Where do I position my army?" Hiei asked.
"Arrwmy?" Hiei said confused. The minute Hiei said that, Yusuke shouted.
"Ow! Ow! That's the twentieth time the ant bit me in the leg and the fifteenth time in my arms!" Yusuke shouted.
"Uwm... 20? 15?" Hiei said uncertainly.
"Hmmm, longitude and latitude, aye?" the sergeant-at-arms said. In a few minutes... "We await your fire signal Johnson."
"Owkai." Hiei said.
Yusuke was heating the warmer stove thing while his camera was focused on Hiei. His shirt got caught in some of the fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Yusuke screamed. "Fire! Fire! Fire! Ow! Ow! Fire! Fire! FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Fire?" Hiei said innocently.
"Fire?" came the sergeant at arms guy. "Ok, men. FIRE AT WILL!!!"
"Um Hiei, who are you talking to?" Yusuke asked as he went to Hiei, his shirt burnt to crisp.
"Amewica! Amewica!" Hiei squealed.
"We have to catch a man named America?" the sergeant-at-arms said, "Ok, on our way!"
"Um, who are you really talking to?" Yusuke said doubtfully.
"Oh Yusuke!" Hiei said, "You won't bewieve who I twalked to! I twalked to the Pwesident of the Uwinted Swates!" Hiei said, "Thwen, I twalked to the sweargent-at-arwms and thwen I owdered a arwmy to attack and thwen I twold thwem to catch a man nwamed Amewika!" Hiei said proudly.
"You what?" Yusuke said as he scuffled to get the phone from Hiei.
The sergeant-at-arms heard the scuffle.
"Johnson, Johnson! Are you ok?" the sergeant-at-arms said.
BAM! The phone hit the floor.
"AAAAAAAHHHH!" Yusuke shouted as Hiei scratched at him obviously angry.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeppp....
The line was dead.
"Nooo...." the president said, "We have lost Johnson... He was a great man however, we all have to deal with times like these."
Everyone in the whole wide world who knew of Johnson's bravery, bowed their heads low in complete memory.
And the reeeeeaaaaaall Johnson? He's stuck in the Amazon Forest, found a pretty girl and stayed there.
"Fine!" Yusuke said as he rubbed his head, "You can call one last time.
"Yehweyyy!" Hiei said as he jumped to the phone and started dialing one last time. This time, he remembered to be polite.
"Hewwo! Gwwoood Mowning! Cwan I pwease twalk to anyone?" Hiei asked innocently with his aaaaahhh! Adorable little voice.
"Hiei?" came the uncertain voice of...
Kurama.
"Hewoooo? Are thwere any aminals out thwere?" Hiei said.
"Hiei, is that you?" came Kurama's uncertain voice.
Suddenly, Hiei's ice cream dream-like effect...
Wore...
Off...
Hiei slammed the phone down and noticed Yusuke and the camera.
"Uh-oh..." Yusuke said.
"Oh your so dead detective..." Hiei said as he unsheathed his sword.
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I am so mean to Hiei! Oh man... Hope you all like this twisted ending for this chapter! I tried to make it funny! I weally twied!!! (fakes tears) sniff sniff