A/N: Glad you guys like it so far. Enjoy! (No I have NO CLUE how I got this idea.)
--Chapter Two--
-Yuna, The Good Witch-
"Oh don't worry," said a comforting female voice. A young woman floated down from the sky, dressed in a big pink fairy gown. "It's just the Hypello."
"Welcome to Oz!" a slow Hypello spoke, popping his head from the bushes. At least a hundred came out, dancing in a circle aroudn Tidus, Kimahri, and the fairy.
"So what are you? I've never seen a tall fairy... You don't look pretty enough to be a fairy... Hell I've never seen a fairy..." Tidus said.
The 'fairy' beat him over the head with her wand. "I'm not a fairy!" she shrieked. "I'm a witch."
"Ahhh! Yer ugly enough to be a witch, ain't cha?" spoke Kimahri. This earned him, an even harder smack on the head, breaking her wand.
Red faced, the witch sighed. "My name is Yuna. I am the good witch from the north."
"I bet," Tidus muttered.
"Now what do you want? Why are you here in Oz? Your dumb house squished the Wicked Witch of the West's sister, the Wicked Witch of the East."
"Errrmm... there was a twista," Tidus said.
"Oh I see. Anyways, what do you want?"
Kimahri yawned. "To go home."
"Yeah about that," Yuna sighed. "Since both of you forced me to beat you with my wind, and breaking it, that won't happen too easily."
"Meaning?" Tidus asked.
"You have to follow the yellow brick road."
The Hypello jumped, and began to slowly sing a merry chant about following the yellow brick road.
"Will you SHUT UP?" Yuna screamed.
"Someone's PMSing...." Tidus mumbled.
"Wanna repeat that?"
"No."
Yuna put her hands on her hips. "Okay, you follow the yellow brick road until you get to the Emerald City. Then you will be able to talk to the Wizard. He'll send you home and praise be to Yevon if you never return."
The Hypello began to sing again as Tidus and Kimahri ran down the yellow brick road.
"SHUT UP!" Yuna screamed, causing a giant explosion.
Tidus and Kimahri looked back, seeing their house blown to bits. They turned, seeing the pink witch in front of them again. She was holding a pair of bright orange hooker boots. "What are those?" Kimahri asked.
"These are the magical orange hooker boots. You need to keep those from the Wicked Witch of the West."
"Why?" Tidus asked.
"Because he'll use them for EVIL."
"Why?"
"Cuz that's how he is."
"Why?"
"I have other wands, you know."
"Why?"
"I hope he gets them and turns you to dust or some other shit..." Yuna muttered.
"Waiiiiiit a sec," Kimahri interuppted, "He is a witch? How does that work?"
"Don't ask..."
"Do I have to wear these?" Tidus asked.
"Yes."
So Tidus, in bright orange hooker boots, and Kimahri began to... follow the yellow brick road.
A/N: Now I love Tidus... but it'd be funny to see ANY guy in bright orange hooker boots. Stay tuned for Chapter Three, Wakka the Scarecrow. (Yes I know these chapters are short... but it's just supposed to be funny)
--Chapter Two--
-Yuna, The Good Witch-
"Oh don't worry," said a comforting female voice. A young woman floated down from the sky, dressed in a big pink fairy gown. "It's just the Hypello."
"Welcome to Oz!" a slow Hypello spoke, popping his head from the bushes. At least a hundred came out, dancing in a circle aroudn Tidus, Kimahri, and the fairy.
"So what are you? I've never seen a tall fairy... You don't look pretty enough to be a fairy... Hell I've never seen a fairy..." Tidus said.
The 'fairy' beat him over the head with her wand. "I'm not a fairy!" she shrieked. "I'm a witch."
"Ahhh! Yer ugly enough to be a witch, ain't cha?" spoke Kimahri. This earned him, an even harder smack on the head, breaking her wand.
Red faced, the witch sighed. "My name is Yuna. I am the good witch from the north."
"I bet," Tidus muttered.
"Now what do you want? Why are you here in Oz? Your dumb house squished the Wicked Witch of the West's sister, the Wicked Witch of the East."
"Errrmm... there was a twista," Tidus said.
"Oh I see. Anyways, what do you want?"
Kimahri yawned. "To go home."
"Yeah about that," Yuna sighed. "Since both of you forced me to beat you with my wind, and breaking it, that won't happen too easily."
"Meaning?" Tidus asked.
"You have to follow the yellow brick road."
The Hypello jumped, and began to slowly sing a merry chant about following the yellow brick road.
"Will you SHUT UP?" Yuna screamed.
"Someone's PMSing...." Tidus mumbled.
"Wanna repeat that?"
"No."
Yuna put her hands on her hips. "Okay, you follow the yellow brick road until you get to the Emerald City. Then you will be able to talk to the Wizard. He'll send you home and praise be to Yevon if you never return."
The Hypello began to sing again as Tidus and Kimahri ran down the yellow brick road.
"SHUT UP!" Yuna screamed, causing a giant explosion.
Tidus and Kimahri looked back, seeing their house blown to bits. They turned, seeing the pink witch in front of them again. She was holding a pair of bright orange hooker boots. "What are those?" Kimahri asked.
"These are the magical orange hooker boots. You need to keep those from the Wicked Witch of the West."
"Why?" Tidus asked.
"Because he'll use them for EVIL."
"Why?"
"Cuz that's how he is."
"Why?"
"I have other wands, you know."
"Why?"
"I hope he gets them and turns you to dust or some other shit..." Yuna muttered.
"Waiiiiiit a sec," Kimahri interuppted, "He is a witch? How does that work?"
"Don't ask..."
"Do I have to wear these?" Tidus asked.
"Yes."
So Tidus, in bright orange hooker boots, and Kimahri began to... follow the yellow brick road.
A/N: Now I love Tidus... but it'd be funny to see ANY guy in bright orange hooker boots. Stay tuned for Chapter Three, Wakka the Scarecrow. (Yes I know these chapters are short... but it's just supposed to be funny)