Another Author's note:
Yukina-kun: That was sooo sweet. I got fourteen reviews and I was just in chapter three! Thanks soo much guys. I'm going to see your stories as long as it's got Hiei in it! Thank you! Thank you
Yukina-kun watched Jakie Chan yesterday. Rush Hour 2.
Chapter 3
"Hiei?"
"Hn?"
"Um..."
"Hn?"
"Can you..."
"Hn?"
"Stop saying hn?"
"hn."
"Okay..." Yusuke said.
"hn."
"Hiei?"
"Hn?"
"Can you..."
"Hn?"
"Untie me?"
"Hn."
"Is that a yes?"
"No."
"Noooo..."
They were still in Kurama's house and the phone was ringing every five seconds. Hiei answered the phone just a few minutes ago and it was Kurama who asked if Hiei let a little kid inside the house.
Well, Hiei slammed the phone...
Nearly broke the camera...
And nearly killed Yusuke...
If Yusuke hadn't blackmailed him about the phone incident...
So now Yusuke is up in the ceiling tied by his feet and below him was Hiei's shiny and pointy sword.
"You can't do this to me Hiei! I'm a detective! Your just a tiny fire demon!" Yusuke shouted.
The sword edged closer.
"Hey, what did I say?" Yusuke said.
The sword edged nearer.
"Ok, I'll keep quiet." Yusuke said. Hiei rolled his eyes and sat by the couch and turned on the TV. It was a bit blurry because of Hiei loosing the screws awhile ago.
Hiei was watching a show where the good guy was being beaten up.
"Don't do that you moron! Dodge! Doge! No! That was your fault! You didn't dodge! No, don't do that! Stop! Ahhh! See? Look what happened. Stop yabbering! Stand up! No! Look! Behind You! AARGGGG!!!!! Jump! Jump! Jump to that bamboo! Ok, so that was a nice idea but NOOOOO! Don't! Don't! Get the sword! GET THE SWORD! What is it with you? AAAAHHH! No! No! NO! Stop! No! No! Dodge! YES! Dodge again! Again! YES! YES! Now, hit! HIT! Yes! That's it! Go! GO! GO! GO! AAAAAAHHHH! Not again! Stand up! Stand up! Stop with the pictures about your past! He's gonna hit you! Yes that's it! Go on... go on... Go! Stand up! Now! Now! Stop yabbering you idiot!"
"Yeah stop yabbering!" Yusuke said as he sat down beside Hiei and was cheering the good guy on. "No Dodge! DODGE!"
"Dodge you maniac! Dodge!" Hiei shouted. "The sword! The sword!"
"Grab it!" The two said together, "Behind you! Behind you! BEHIND YOU!" they shouted.
"Ooofffff..." Yusuke said, "that's gotta hurt..."
"Hn." Hiei said, "He was a moron. He could have dodged."
"I know..." Yusuke said. "Even Kuwabara could have done that." Yusuke said in a matter-of-factly.
"Hn." Suddenly, his eyes widened, "How did you get here?!" he shouted as he placed his sword back up to Yusuke's neck.
"Hey, hold it with that thing!" Yusuke said, "Hey, how did you get that thing? It was not there awhile ago!"
"You forget my speed." Hiei said, shoving the sword nearer and nearer Yusuke's neck. Yusuke gulped.
The snowstorm outside still hadn't stopped.
"Hiei?" Yusuke said.
"(angry glare)" from Hiei.
"Hiei, it's COLD already!" Yusuke shouted.
"(angry glare)"
"At least you could just direct the electric fan AWAY FROM ME!" Yusuke shouted.
"Oh, yeah..." Hiei said as he took his sword away from Yusuke's neck and directed the electric fan away from them. Hiei looked at it.
"AAAAAAAHHH!" he shouted.
"What?" Yusuke said.
"What is this thing?" Hiei said directing to the electric fan. Scared to death, he slashed the electric fan when it turned to his direction automatically.
"Hiei! No! What did you do?" Yusuke shouted.
"I slashed the terrible beast." Hiei said proudly as he sheathed his sword. Yusuke looked at the remnants of the electric fan.
"Kurama's going to kill me..." Yusuke muttered.
"Um, Hiei?" Yusuke said.
"Hn?" Hiei said as he was shouting to the electric fan how easily he had defeated it.
"Tell Kurama that I didn't come here." Yusuke said.
"Hn."
"Is that a yes?" Yusuke asked. Hiei nodded.
"Yes!" Yusuke said. "I'll be watching TV, ok Hiei?"
"Hn." Hiei said as he slashed the microwave.
"No! Not the microwave!" Yusuke wailed. He dragged Hiei away before Hiei could slash the blender.
"Let me go detective!" Hiei shouted as Yusuke pinned him in his arms. "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Hiei shouted more.
"Hiei! Stop!" Yusuke shouted.
"If you let me go detective!" Hiei said as he struggled in his arms.
"I will if you stop slashing things!" Yusuke shouted back against the snowstorm howling outside.
"HN!" Hiei said.
"Is that a yes or no?" Yusuke shouted.
"YES!" Hiei shouted and then Yusuke let go of Hiei.
"Ok, we must have a deal." Yusuke said.
"What deal?" Hiei said as he dusted his shirt.
"Stop slashing things." Yusuke said.
"What's there to stop me?" Hiei said, "They are all dangerous things. They must be destroyed."
"No Hiei." Yusuke said, "Nothing is dangerous in this house, k?"
"What about that thing on the ground?" Hiei said pointing to a fluffy bunny slipper.
"It's not." Yusuke said.
"How about those liquidy things on the floor?" Hiei asked.
"Hiei, that was the remnants of your ice cream..." Yusuke said sarcastically.
"I want to stay away from the sweet snow." Hiei said as he backed away behind Yusuke.
"There are only a few things you can touch." Yusuke said.
"What?"
"The freezer and lastly...
the phone."
"Are you nuts! I will never touch a single telephrony ever again!" Hiei said.
"Hiei."
"What?"
"What did you call the thing you wanted to stay away from again?
"Telephrony." Hiei said.
Yusuke laughed.
"Can't I stay near the television?" Hiei asked.
"No." Yusuke said.
"Where will I stay?" Hiei asked.
"Here." Yusuke said as he jammed Hiei down to a seat near the phone and in the corridors outside the TV-room.
"No way!" Hiei said as he tried to stand up.
"Hiei! Stay here or else I'll tell everyone about the phone." Yusuke said.
"(angry)" Hiei emoted.
"I need you to stay here or you'll break more house appliances." Yusuke said as he took Hiei's sword. "And I'll take this too."
"Grrrr... You'll get your day detective..." Hiei said.
"Yes I will..." Yusuke said grinning as he left Hiei by the phone and went to the TV room to watch TV.
Hiei looked around. He was scared. Mighty scared. The phone incident increased his adrenaline level and still hasn't gone down.
The phone rang. Hiei jumped a bit.
"Hiei!" Yusuke shouted from the TV room, "Answer the phone!"
"I'm not stupid Yusuke!" Hiei shouted still looking fearfully at the phone.
"I know!" Yusuke shouted, "Hiei! Place in your mind that that phone won't harm you in any way!"
"It won't?" Hiei said.
"Yes, yes..." Yusuke said as he watched TV again.
Hiei was about to answer the phone when the ringing died. "Um Yusuke!"
"That was a prank call!" Yusuke explained.
"Prank call?" Hiei said questioningly.
"Yes. They play pranks using the phone." Yusuke said. "Now quit bugging me cause I wanna watch."
Hiei stared at the phone. I could pull pranks? Hiei thought. I hate so many ningens that I think I must do this to repay them for all their misdeeds. Plus, I wanna prove that ningens are stupid.
"Don't do anything funny, ok, Hiei?" Yusuke shouted from the TV room.
"I won't!" Hiei shouted since the storm outside howled louder.
Now what? Hiei thought. How can I irritate ningens?
(Warning: Hiei is not yet an ultimate prankster)
Hiei dialed seven numbers.
And waited...
And waited...
"The number you dialed is not yet in service." came the voice in the phone.
"Your voice sounds stupid!" Hiei said as he slammed the phone down. He grinned at his accomplishment.
He dialed again...
"Hello, who is this?" came a gruff voice.
"Who are you?" Hiei said.
"Who are you?" came the voice of the guy.
"No one." Hiei said.
"Where do you live?" the guy said angrily at Hiei.
"Somebody..." Hiei.
"WHO DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?!" the guy shouted.
"Nothing.."
"WHO ORDERED YOU TO CALL HERE?" the guy shouted.
"Everybody." Hiei said grinning.
"What?"
"Nothing..."
"About..." the guy said.
"No one..."
"That's weird, No One lives with Somebody who wants to talk about Nothing. Then, he was ordered to call by Everybody but Everybody said that Nothing is about No one so that means... I'm Confused..."
Hiei grinned and slammed the phone down.
Yusuke, who was listening, dubbed Hiei as the worst prankster ever conjured.
Hiei dialed another number.
"Hello?" came a voice.
Hiei slammed the phone down.
He dialed another number.
"Who is- "
SLAM!
Hiei slammed the phone down.
"Mom-"
SLAM!
"Good mor- "
SLAM!
"Who is this?"
SLAM!
"Ahhh, that feels good..." Hiei said.
Suddenly the phone rang.
"Hello?" came a teen guy's voice (around 14) and from the sound of it, she was very irritated.
"HELLO.. HELLo, HELlo... HEllo... Hello... hello..." Hiei said as he pretended to make echos.
"Who is this?"
"Who is THIS.. THIs... THis... This... this..." Hiei echoed.
"Your lame." he said.
"LAME... LAMe... LAme... Lame... la- what?" Hiei said, "How dare you call me lame?!"
"LAME... LAMe... LAme... Lame... lame..." the guy echoed back.
"Will you quit it?!" Hiei shouted.
"IT... It... it..." he mimicked and judging from his voice, Hiei could get the fact that he was suppressing a laugh.
"MORON!" Hiei shouted.
"MORON... MOROn... MORon... MOron... Moron... moron..." the guy said, "Ha! You said moron to me only once. I said mine five times."
"Grrrr...."
"It's ok. You need practice. I also need practice."
Hiei slammed the phone down again.
The phone rang again.
"Who is this?" Hiei said irritated.
"Me." said the guy.
"Leave me!" Hiei shouted.
"No."
"LEAVE!"
"You have to say sorry!"
"No!"
"Show some respect!" he shouted.
"NO!"
"RRGggg..." he said, "you'll get your day..."
"In your dreams!" Hiei said as he slammed the phone down then unplugged the phone line.
However, that was not the last time he will hear from him again. In fact, Hiei will be sorry that Hiei messed with him.
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Ok, so it was not that funny, and I twied to make it but the urge to mwake it serious was so strong! I only had TWO Hours to write! And it was hard to place the pieces together! But now, I'm gonna kill Hiei in chapter 4... HAHAHAHA!
Yukina-kun: That was sooo sweet. I got fourteen reviews and I was just in chapter three! Thanks soo much guys. I'm going to see your stories as long as it's got Hiei in it! Thank you! Thank you
Yukina-kun watched Jakie Chan yesterday. Rush Hour 2.
Chapter 3
"Hiei?"
"Hn?"
"Um..."
"Hn?"
"Can you..."
"Hn?"
"Stop saying hn?"
"hn."
"Okay..." Yusuke said.
"hn."
"Hiei?"
"Hn?"
"Can you..."
"Hn?"
"Untie me?"
"Hn."
"Is that a yes?"
"No."
"Noooo..."
They were still in Kurama's house and the phone was ringing every five seconds. Hiei answered the phone just a few minutes ago and it was Kurama who asked if Hiei let a little kid inside the house.
Well, Hiei slammed the phone...
Nearly broke the camera...
And nearly killed Yusuke...
If Yusuke hadn't blackmailed him about the phone incident...
So now Yusuke is up in the ceiling tied by his feet and below him was Hiei's shiny and pointy sword.
"You can't do this to me Hiei! I'm a detective! Your just a tiny fire demon!" Yusuke shouted.
The sword edged closer.
"Hey, what did I say?" Yusuke said.
The sword edged nearer.
"Ok, I'll keep quiet." Yusuke said. Hiei rolled his eyes and sat by the couch and turned on the TV. It was a bit blurry because of Hiei loosing the screws awhile ago.
Hiei was watching a show where the good guy was being beaten up.
"Don't do that you moron! Dodge! Doge! No! That was your fault! You didn't dodge! No, don't do that! Stop! Ahhh! See? Look what happened. Stop yabbering! Stand up! No! Look! Behind You! AARGGGG!!!!! Jump! Jump! Jump to that bamboo! Ok, so that was a nice idea but NOOOOO! Don't! Don't! Get the sword! GET THE SWORD! What is it with you? AAAAHHH! No! No! NO! Stop! No! No! Dodge! YES! Dodge again! Again! YES! YES! Now, hit! HIT! Yes! That's it! Go! GO! GO! GO! AAAAAAHHHH! Not again! Stand up! Stand up! Stop with the pictures about your past! He's gonna hit you! Yes that's it! Go on... go on... Go! Stand up! Now! Now! Stop yabbering you idiot!"
"Yeah stop yabbering!" Yusuke said as he sat down beside Hiei and was cheering the good guy on. "No Dodge! DODGE!"
"Dodge you maniac! Dodge!" Hiei shouted. "The sword! The sword!"
"Grab it!" The two said together, "Behind you! Behind you! BEHIND YOU!" they shouted.
"Ooofffff..." Yusuke said, "that's gotta hurt..."
"Hn." Hiei said, "He was a moron. He could have dodged."
"I know..." Yusuke said. "Even Kuwabara could have done that." Yusuke said in a matter-of-factly.
"Hn." Suddenly, his eyes widened, "How did you get here?!" he shouted as he placed his sword back up to Yusuke's neck.
"Hey, hold it with that thing!" Yusuke said, "Hey, how did you get that thing? It was not there awhile ago!"
"You forget my speed." Hiei said, shoving the sword nearer and nearer Yusuke's neck. Yusuke gulped.
The snowstorm outside still hadn't stopped.
"Hiei?" Yusuke said.
"(angry glare)" from Hiei.
"Hiei, it's COLD already!" Yusuke shouted.
"(angry glare)"
"At least you could just direct the electric fan AWAY FROM ME!" Yusuke shouted.
"Oh, yeah..." Hiei said as he took his sword away from Yusuke's neck and directed the electric fan away from them. Hiei looked at it.
"AAAAAAAHHH!" he shouted.
"What?" Yusuke said.
"What is this thing?" Hiei said directing to the electric fan. Scared to death, he slashed the electric fan when it turned to his direction automatically.
"Hiei! No! What did you do?" Yusuke shouted.
"I slashed the terrible beast." Hiei said proudly as he sheathed his sword. Yusuke looked at the remnants of the electric fan.
"Kurama's going to kill me..." Yusuke muttered.
"Um, Hiei?" Yusuke said.
"Hn?" Hiei said as he was shouting to the electric fan how easily he had defeated it.
"Tell Kurama that I didn't come here." Yusuke said.
"Hn."
"Is that a yes?" Yusuke asked. Hiei nodded.
"Yes!" Yusuke said. "I'll be watching TV, ok Hiei?"
"Hn." Hiei said as he slashed the microwave.
"No! Not the microwave!" Yusuke wailed. He dragged Hiei away before Hiei could slash the blender.
"Let me go detective!" Hiei shouted as Yusuke pinned him in his arms. "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Hiei shouted more.
"Hiei! Stop!" Yusuke shouted.
"If you let me go detective!" Hiei said as he struggled in his arms.
"I will if you stop slashing things!" Yusuke shouted back against the snowstorm howling outside.
"HN!" Hiei said.
"Is that a yes or no?" Yusuke shouted.
"YES!" Hiei shouted and then Yusuke let go of Hiei.
"Ok, we must have a deal." Yusuke said.
"What deal?" Hiei said as he dusted his shirt.
"Stop slashing things." Yusuke said.
"What's there to stop me?" Hiei said, "They are all dangerous things. They must be destroyed."
"No Hiei." Yusuke said, "Nothing is dangerous in this house, k?"
"What about that thing on the ground?" Hiei said pointing to a fluffy bunny slipper.
"It's not." Yusuke said.
"How about those liquidy things on the floor?" Hiei asked.
"Hiei, that was the remnants of your ice cream..." Yusuke said sarcastically.
"I want to stay away from the sweet snow." Hiei said as he backed away behind Yusuke.
"There are only a few things you can touch." Yusuke said.
"What?"
"The freezer and lastly...
the phone."
"Are you nuts! I will never touch a single telephrony ever again!" Hiei said.
"Hiei."
"What?"
"What did you call the thing you wanted to stay away from again?
"Telephrony." Hiei said.
Yusuke laughed.
"Can't I stay near the television?" Hiei asked.
"No." Yusuke said.
"Where will I stay?" Hiei asked.
"Here." Yusuke said as he jammed Hiei down to a seat near the phone and in the corridors outside the TV-room.
"No way!" Hiei said as he tried to stand up.
"Hiei! Stay here or else I'll tell everyone about the phone." Yusuke said.
"(angry)" Hiei emoted.
"I need you to stay here or you'll break more house appliances." Yusuke said as he took Hiei's sword. "And I'll take this too."
"Grrrr... You'll get your day detective..." Hiei said.
"Yes I will..." Yusuke said grinning as he left Hiei by the phone and went to the TV room to watch TV.
Hiei looked around. He was scared. Mighty scared. The phone incident increased his adrenaline level and still hasn't gone down.
The phone rang. Hiei jumped a bit.
"Hiei!" Yusuke shouted from the TV room, "Answer the phone!"
"I'm not stupid Yusuke!" Hiei shouted still looking fearfully at the phone.
"I know!" Yusuke shouted, "Hiei! Place in your mind that that phone won't harm you in any way!"
"It won't?" Hiei said.
"Yes, yes..." Yusuke said as he watched TV again.
Hiei was about to answer the phone when the ringing died. "Um Yusuke!"
"That was a prank call!" Yusuke explained.
"Prank call?" Hiei said questioningly.
"Yes. They play pranks using the phone." Yusuke said. "Now quit bugging me cause I wanna watch."
Hiei stared at the phone. I could pull pranks? Hiei thought. I hate so many ningens that I think I must do this to repay them for all their misdeeds. Plus, I wanna prove that ningens are stupid.
"Don't do anything funny, ok, Hiei?" Yusuke shouted from the TV room.
"I won't!" Hiei shouted since the storm outside howled louder.
Now what? Hiei thought. How can I irritate ningens?
(Warning: Hiei is not yet an ultimate prankster)
Hiei dialed seven numbers.
And waited...
And waited...
"The number you dialed is not yet in service." came the voice in the phone.
"Your voice sounds stupid!" Hiei said as he slammed the phone down. He grinned at his accomplishment.
He dialed again...
"Hello, who is this?" came a gruff voice.
"Who are you?" Hiei said.
"Who are you?" came the voice of the guy.
"No one." Hiei said.
"Where do you live?" the guy said angrily at Hiei.
"Somebody..." Hiei.
"WHO DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?!" the guy shouted.
"Nothing.."
"WHO ORDERED YOU TO CALL HERE?" the guy shouted.
"Everybody." Hiei said grinning.
"What?"
"Nothing..."
"About..." the guy said.
"No one..."
"That's weird, No One lives with Somebody who wants to talk about Nothing. Then, he was ordered to call by Everybody but Everybody said that Nothing is about No one so that means... I'm Confused..."
Hiei grinned and slammed the phone down.
Yusuke, who was listening, dubbed Hiei as the worst prankster ever conjured.
Hiei dialed another number.
"Hello?" came a voice.
Hiei slammed the phone down.
He dialed another number.
"Who is- "
SLAM!
Hiei slammed the phone down.
"Mom-"
SLAM!
"Good mor- "
SLAM!
"Who is this?"
SLAM!
"Ahhh, that feels good..." Hiei said.
Suddenly the phone rang.
"Hello?" came a teen guy's voice (around 14) and from the sound of it, she was very irritated.
"HELLO.. HELLo, HELlo... HEllo... Hello... hello..." Hiei said as he pretended to make echos.
"Who is this?"
"Who is THIS.. THIs... THis... This... this..." Hiei echoed.
"Your lame." he said.
"LAME... LAMe... LAme... Lame... la- what?" Hiei said, "How dare you call me lame?!"
"LAME... LAMe... LAme... Lame... lame..." the guy echoed back.
"Will you quit it?!" Hiei shouted.
"IT... It... it..." he mimicked and judging from his voice, Hiei could get the fact that he was suppressing a laugh.
"MORON!" Hiei shouted.
"MORON... MOROn... MORon... MOron... Moron... moron..." the guy said, "Ha! You said moron to me only once. I said mine five times."
"Grrrr...."
"It's ok. You need practice. I also need practice."
Hiei slammed the phone down again.
The phone rang again.
"Who is this?" Hiei said irritated.
"Me." said the guy.
"Leave me!" Hiei shouted.
"No."
"LEAVE!"
"You have to say sorry!"
"No!"
"Show some respect!" he shouted.
"NO!"
"RRGggg..." he said, "you'll get your day..."
"In your dreams!" Hiei said as he slammed the phone down then unplugged the phone line.
However, that was not the last time he will hear from him again. In fact, Hiei will be sorry that Hiei messed with him.
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Ok, so it was not that funny, and I twied to make it but the urge to mwake it serious was so strong! I only had TWO Hours to write! And it was hard to place the pieces together! But now, I'm gonna kill Hiei in chapter 4... HAHAHAHA!