Tada! I'm back! Here's another chapter! Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ.
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Chi chi was on the road smoothly driving like a professional. Well maybe a slow professional because there was a long line of cars stuck behind her in a single no passing lane, but she and Videl didn't notice all the honking cars because they were deep in conversation. Gohan ended up sitting in-between Trunks and Goten trying to keep them far enough apart from each other but of course no avail. He ended of being caught in the middle of a poking war.
"You're it."
"No, you're it!"
"No, you're it!"
"You are."
"No, you are."
"No, you're it now."
"Nope, you poked Gohan not me."
"No, I got you!"
* poke * "Well doesn't matter, your it now!"
"That's not fair!"
"Is too."
"Is not."
"Is too."
"Is not."
Gohan started to rub his temples. Dende, please help me! I'm going to kill them any minute. Will they shut up for just a second?!
"Help me! Videl! Mom! Come on! I'm about ready to kill them!" Gohan screamed.
"Gohan! You hurt one hair on Goten's head and you'd be in so much trouble, but if you kill Trunks, you might get away with it, or you could have Vegeta following you for the rest of your life wanting to kill you too. If you want to try it go ahead, Vegeta is very unpredictable." Said Chi chi. She soon started talking again with Videl.
"So what are you going to do Gohan?" Asked Trunks. "My dad hunting you down the rest of your life or Chi chi torturing you the rest of your life."
"Or both." Goten added.
"Goten, new game…who can get Gohan to scream first!" Said Trunks smiling. Now a new war began in the back seat of the car. Goten and Trunks were poking, teasing, punching, anything they could bug Gohan at all. They were doing a pretty good job too. After a couple minutes Gohan was ready to pull his hair out.
"IT'S A TIE, YOU BOTH WIN, NOW STOP!!!!!!!" Gohan screamed.
"GOHAN!" yelled Videl. "Don't you see that Chi chi is driving and that you screaming isn't helping her learn? Gosh, you can be so rude sometimes!" It was finally quiet in the car, and they had finally reach a passing lane, the cars behind them were so glad they could finally pass the car full of crazy people. The first car about to pass rolled down his window and yelled, "OLD LADY! GET OFF THE ROAD! YOU DRIVE TOO DAMN SLOW!" as he speed by. Because of the silence Chi chi heard him, she heard him loud and clear.
"Chi chi, don't get mad, he's just being a jerk, your doing fine. Drive the speed that's good for yo-" Videl was cut off. Chi chi rolled down her window, her face was red with anger.
"WHO YOU CALLING OLD, BUDDY!" Chi yelled as she floored the gas pedal. There was no way he was going to get away!
"Yippy! This is what I'm talking about! Go MOM!" Goten yelled.
"Goten, you're mom is awesome," Trunks said.
"Chi chi calm down," Videl said.
"Mom, are you okay? You need to calm down and slow down." Gohan said
"DID YOU HEAR WHAT THE JERK SAID?" Chi chi screamed. "I AM NOT OLD AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT HE MADE A BIG MISTAKE!"
"Chi chi…WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR!" Videl yelled. Chi chi swerved and missed the car and almost hit a tree, but she still kept going.
"Hey Trunks look, we got cop cars after us too!"
"Wow, it's just like one of those high speed chases on t.v." Said Trunks.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Videl's watch was going off now. "Jeez I'm a little busy at the moment chief, but what do you need!"
"There is a crazy car driving out of control on 116th street. We need you're help!"
"What?" Videl looked back. "Chi chi! You need to slow down and stop! The cops are after us!"
"Videl, what's going on?" the chief asked.
"Umm well, I'll help out the best I can chief."
"Good."
"Gohan, is there anyway we can stop your mom, preferably before we crash and DIE!" Videl screamed.
"Umm, I really don't know. Just talk to her and calm her down."
"Go ahead and try, I've already tried and it doesn't work."
"Mom, you need to slow down! Please."
"Not working!" Videl said.
"Umm, Mom you have to stop! Goten's scared to death!"
"What? I'm not scared!" Goten said.
"YES YOU ARE! Goten don't be scared, big brother's with you and so it Trunks and Videl. Mom's gone crazy! Start acting Goten!" Gohan ended in a whisper.
"Why should I, I'm having fun!" Goten said.
"Umm, I'll get you some ice cream. A lot of ice cream!" Gohan whispered again.
"Where's my ice cream from last time?"
"I just haven't gotten it yet, I'll get you that ice cream and anything else you want! Just play along though!"
"Deal." Said Goten. "Mommy! Please stop, please! You're really scaring me." Goten started to 'cry'. This finally got to Chi chi.
"Aww honey I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you." Said Chi chi. She immediately pulled off the road and stopped. "I'm so sorry sweetie." Chi chi was comforting Goten when Beep. Beep. Beep. Videl's watch went off again.
"What do they want this time?"
"Videl where were you? We have stopped the vehicle."
"I'm here."
"What? Is this some new technology making you invisible or something?"
"You are surrounded! Get out of the car with your hands up!" Said the police.
"No I'm not invisible chief." She said as they all stepped out of the car. But right now I really wish I were invisible! This is going to be one big mess to fix.
"VIDEL!"
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Okay, so tell me what you all thought! Thanks for reading!
Just to tell you…if you like Inuyasha I am a co-author for a new story called Stuck in Paradise, it's under my sister's name Ss JK. It's a humor story similar to her first story. It's really good and I hope everyone checks it out and reviews!
~KKcoolio