[Part of Ranma #3]
Chapter 2: Dr. Tofu & Kasumi's secret
Ryoga: Stupid Ranma, curse him! Doesn't help me when I need a favor.
A wet, cold feeling splashes all over Ryoga.
Ryoga: OINK OINK OINK!!!! (DAMN IT!! NOT AGAIN!!)
Dr. Tofu: Hello little fellow, what are you doing here?
Dr. Tofu picks up 'P-Chan'.
Ryoga: Oink, oink, oink. (I'm trying to find Shampoo, do you know where she is??)
Dr. Tofu: Aww! Isn't that so adorable?? You remind me of Akane's pig, oh what was his name again? Poop-chan? Jackie Chan?
Ryoga: OINK!!! [P-CHAN!!!!]
Dr. Tofu: sigh Whatever it was, it wasn't really important. I'll take care of you until someone claims you, lil' buddy!
Ryoga: TT
Shampoo walks in, followed by Akane.
Shampoo: Hi Dr. Tofu!
Dr. Tofu: Why hello Shampoo & Akane, how are you?
Akane: Shampoo & I decided to be friends now, since she now knows what's going on with Ramna & me.
Shampoo: Yeah, we friends now!
Shampoo & Akane both smiles... PEACE-SIGN!!
Dr. Tofu: That's wonderful girls!! Oh, Akane, I don't know if this is your pig, but I found one on the streets.
Akane: Oh P-Chan!!
Dr. Tofu: Oh, so it was P-Chan, hehe!
Akane: Cuddles P-Chan You lil' cutie!
Shampoo: We go to your home to drop-off pig.
Akane: Good idea Shampoo, we don't want P-Chan to run off again!
Shampoo: Bie Liao!
Dr. Tofu: Good-Bye girls!
Kasumi walks in to get a prescription.
Dr. Tofu: Ka-Ka-Kasumi! drools Kasumi: Doctor, you know that you are drooling all over those forms right?
Dr. Tofu: Whatever you say, love.
Kasumi: Excuse me?
Dr. Tofu: Sit down Kasumi, you must be tired since you've been running through my mind all day.
Kasumi: giggle Are you hitting on me Dr. Tofu?
Dr. Tofu: I'm not hurting you, I am?
Kasumi: Oh doctor! Why couldn't you just be like this all along?
Dr. Tofu: It's the little shy boy in me that needs to be released!
Dr. Tofu's office is now closed for the day.
Man on streets: eh?