Help, I Turned Into An Idiot!
Chapter 1 : The RRBMT

It was another WONDERFUL day at Happy Land! The birds were singing, the mailman was dancing on the top of his truck, and all the cats were are in the sand box reading the paper! Wait, what? Oh, sorry, wrong story.

It was Monday. Becuase it was Monday, it was horrible in every way. Garfield lay on the chair watching TV.
"WELCOME TO BOWLING FOR COCONUTS!" He changed the channel. There was nothing on.
"Garbage...trash..garbage...trash....garbage...What's this? Oh, just trash." He kept flipping through the channels when he heard a thump. "Hm....Odie must be playing 'Drop The Cinder Block' again."

Jon walked in carrying a machine. "Stupid electronic company...I didn't order a big machine thingy. Oh well, I'll keep it until our next garage sale." He dropped it on the floor next to the chair. It seemed as if the house jumped. Garfield was furious. "Stupid geeky geek! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DROPPING STUFF!" he exclaimed. He froze. "What IS that thing?" It had "RRBMT 2000" written on it.

"It looks like a gigantic oven! More like 2 stuck together!" He examined it. "I shall call this machine....the Really, Really Big Machine Thingy!" Just then Odie pranced in with toothpaste on his head and soap on his back. "I don't even WANT to know what happend to you." Said Garfield, with a grossed out face. He went into tthe RRBMT. Garfiel was annoyed. "Hey! Don't mess with the Really, Really Big Machine Thingy!" He ran in the other side. "When I get my hands on you...." Odie pressed a red button. "Odie? What are you doing?" Garfield said nervously. There was a flash of bright light. He couldn't see anything.