Disclaimers: I don't own Ultra Maniac... obviously...
A/N: mah made characters appear!!!! Yehey!!!
Ayu: and...what do they look like?!
Trix: uhm... two very handsome guys, one very pretty girl and... uhm... a VERY boring History Kasyre... hehe...
Anyways...
Chapter V: Meet the Kasyres! And the Zoras!!The next day, they went to Balamb, the underwater school.
"WOW!!!!!!!!!!"
It was mostly made of glass, so they could see the underwater and the fishies and seaweeds and some Zoras and jellyfishes and SHARK!! Anyway, it was VVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY big, as in, even though there are only eight students, four Kasyres and one Headmaster.
"These are your tour guides, as well as your Kasyres," Mr. Sakura said, pointing towards four teenagers, all who seemed to be 18 years old or so. "These are Riz Wood-" a jet black haired boy with dangerously blue-black eyes waved, "-Franky Allans-" the stoic blondie nodded, "-Michele Black-" the girl with long brown hair smiled warmly, "-and Trance Onstrei." The auburn haired girl with eyes like a hawk... no comment.
'Cute guys!' Ayu and Sayaka thought.
"We'll be going now," Mr. Tsujiai said.
"JA'NE!!" the kids yelled.
"And try not to lick your hands!!" Mrs. Sakura added. The Kasyres had question marks over their heads.
"It's a joke," Ayu informed them. "Oh."
"Anyway," Riz started, "We'll tour you around..."
"I'm sorry to butt in," Maya butted in [duh] "Well, I wanna ask, if you really are going to be our teachers 'coz you're kinda... young?"
"All us Kasyres are about three to four years older than most of you," Riz said.
"How did you become Kasyres?" Nina asked.
"We started just like you," Franky said. "Uhm... we had the gate a few weeks before yo guys... our teachers were only Zoras that time..."
"Yea," Michele agreed. "And when we found out that there are more of us, that having the gate open again is actually because Hyrule is again in trouble, Headmaster Cid wanted us to be your Kasyres."
"Ohh..."
"Anyway," Riz said, "Before we go anywhere..."
"Let's go to the library!" Nina said.
"I agree!!!" Tsujiai agreed.
"Me too," Ayu said. "I haven't read anything for this day yet!"
"And we have to learn at least one word for the Zoras' language!" Kaji said.
"If that's what you want, let's go..." Michele said as they led the kids to the Balamb library.
Inside... Ayu, Nina and Sayaka were amazed and immediately went in different aisles. Sayaka went to the History section, Ayu to the General References with Maya and Nina in the Fiction section. The others went to the unknown(?) section.
In the General References, Ayu unintentionally touched Maya's skirt... there was some red thingy...
"AHHH!!! BLOOD!!!!!!!" Ayu screamed.
"QUIET!!!" Loribeth, the librarian who brings a megaphone, bell, horn, and all those other things you use for making noise, yelled. "THIS IS A LIBRARY!!!" she was shaking the bell feverishly.
"Oops, sowee!!" Ayu apologized.
"Who fell down?" Maya asked her.
"Nobody!"
"But why did you scream?"
"I saw blood! See?" she pointed to Maya's skirt.
"That's not blood," Maya said as she touched her skirt. "Its ketchup!!" she licked it. "See? ...Uh... YUCK!!!!!!!!" she spitted out the red thingy she licked. "Its... its... BLOOD!!"
The other girls went near them...
"According to my calculations," Nina said, holding a calculator, "its called 'menopause'."
Sayaka shook her head. "No, its 'menstruation."
"So you DO study everyday!" Maya exclaimed.
"There's napkin sold in the cafeteria," Trance informed them.
"CAFETERIA?!"
"I TOLD YOU THIS IS A LIBRARY!!" Loribeth yelled, still clinking her bell. "SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone went to the cafeteria. On their way, Nina was scanning the pages of the book she borrowed. They passed by some arguing Zoras and one of them asked the teens, "Nani wo mitsukete yukou, jikan wo kirisaite?!!" [Gensomaden Saiyuki lyrics]
"Huh?"
"Sayaka, used the dictionary you borrowed," Kirishima said.
"Uhm... wo zhu ko nai chi zhi ni... wo gai ni shai lao ni wo kimi no wa ken tai bhu ni sha ini zao sha unji... what the?" [I made this up]
Then a television appeared out of nowhere, and it was showing four guys with somewhat long hair singing, "Oh baby, baby, baby! My baby, baby!!" All sweat dropped.
The Zoras got angry!! They tried to attack, but Franky calmly lighted a match. They got scared and went back to the waters.
"They're scared of fire?" Sayaka asked Franky. He shrugged. "Yeah," was all he said.
After buying, they met their Zora teachers, namely Ruto, Impa and Darunia. After meeting them...
"If we have Zora teachers, then how're we supposed to understand them?" Ayu asked.
"Oh, yeah!" Riz said. "Let's see... it's called a tr... no wait, I think its sk..."
"Come on, Riz!" Franky said.
"Just kidding," he said. "There's a translator. You attach it in you ear and it translates what the Zoras say. It's a really cool gadget!"
"Cool!!" Tsujiai said. Sweat drop...
"Can we get this over, NOW!!!!" Trance said. "The earlier we finish, the better."
Everyone got her point and started the tour. First, Riz and Franky were handling it, which was really fun since they kept fooling around. Trance wasn't very happy about this and soon took over the tour with Michele. Unfortunately, it was mostly Trance who did the tour [since she herself wouldn't let Michele do it] so it was very boring and she was very strict about the rules and the "NO TOUCHING!!"
"I think I'm not going to like her," Ayu whispered to Sayaka.
"Same here," Sayaka whispered back.
"I don't think you would like her, Ayu," Franky told Ayu.
"Huh?"
"She has a thing for Riz," he said, winking at her.
"WHAT THE --"
'I said, NO TALKIING!!" Trance yelled.
"I thought you said 'NO TOUCHING'?" Nina said.
"What do you know, Nina?!" Trance said scathingly.
"Everything you DON'T!!!" Nina retorted.
"Like what?!"
"Like Riz don't liking you!!!!"
Everyone sweat dropped as question marks filled the scene.
"NO WAY!!!" she said, laughing. "Ne, Riz-kun?!"
"No, Nina's right!!!" Riz said somewhat blissfully.
"WHAT?!?!?!"
"COOL!!!"
End of V?!
A/N: hehe!!!!! How was it?!?! Stupid or stupider?!!? Haha!!!! I really enjoyed writing it!!!!!! So funny!!!! Haay...reliving my memories in second year...
Nina: this is getting weird...
Ayu: totally...
nyweiz, thanks for all the reviewers!!! I'm soooo tired right now, so I'm not gonna mention you na... but you know who you guys are!!!!