Hey people! This is my first RK fic, so tell me what ya think, K? It's
supposed be funny, it's based on what my cousin and I did a couple of days
ago.
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Kenshin and Sano were practicing sword fighting outside, amusing the little ones. That was when one of the spotted an usagi (a rabbit). "Usagi!" the young one cried jumping up. He ran after the usagi, and the other boglins (children in British) ran after him. "Usagi!" they all cried. The usagi was headed to other yard behind the house. That was when Kenshin and Sano ceased immediately. "Miss Kaoru!" Kenshin called. "I think Little Usagi's here to attack the tomatoes again!" "Can you scare it out for me?" Miss Kaoru called back. "I'm a wee bit busy!"
Kenshin bravely began to walk toward the other yard, but then he remembered Dr. Barrett- the doctor who had told him most wild rabbits carry around rabies. Kenshin gulped at the thought of getting rabies. "Pull yourself together, mate!" a voice said in his head. "You're a sword fighter! If you can defeat people with a sword, you can most definitely scare a rabbit away from eating tomatoes!" "Um, Sano?" Kenshin called. "What?" Sano called back. "Can you come with me?" Kenshin asked. "I just thought of what Dr. Barrett had said about rabies." "Gladly," Sano said grabbing a wooden stick.
When they approached, Little Usagi was nowhere in sight. They searched for a long time and then Kenshin finally spotted him. "There he is," Kenshin said. Sano walked up to Kenshin and looked at Little Usagi. "So, uh, what do we do?" Sano asked. "At 3, we charge," Kenshin answered. "One. two. three. CHARGE!"
They began to run toward Little Usagi and Little Usagi began to run. But then, it stopped. And then it turned around and looked directly at Sano and Kenshin. "What's it gonna do?" Sano asked. Little Usagi took a small hop. "Let's move back," Kenshin said unsurely. "That way, we have a less of a chance to get rabies." They moved back a few feet and held up their wooden sticks, ready to whack the bunny. (But those weren't Miss Kaoru's orders--- she said scare it, not kill it!) Little Usagi began to hop toward them, about two inches at a time. "It's coming," Kenshin whispered. "Stay ready." Little Usagi approached them, about a foot away. "AAAARRGGGHHHH!" Kenshin and Sano screamed, dropping their wooden sticks and running inside.
They peeked out the window and Sano made a face at Little Usagi. Then the rabbit began to speak. "Bloody cowards!" Little Usagi said with a laugh. "You are such chickens, you can stand up to Hitler himself, I bet, but you can never stand up to me! Muahahahahahaha!" Little Usagi happily hopped toward the tomatoes. Kenshin opened the door and called to Little Usagi, "This is not over yet, blasted usagi! I am Benshin the Katousai- I mean Kenshin the Batousai and no one defeats me!"
"Who are you yelling at, Kenshin," Yahiko asked. "Oh, um, well." Kenshin didn't know what to say. "So, did you scare it?" Miss Kaoru asked. "Well, no," Sano answered. "You mean I've been wasting precious time planting those things for a whole lotta nothing!?" "I guess," Kenshin said with a slight giggle. "Go buy some seeds from the store- right now!" Miss Kaoru ordered them. "Okay sure," Sano said, holding his hand out. "What are you doing?" Miss Kaoru asked. "If we're gonna buy tomatoes, we're gonna need money," Sano answered. "Oh no, sir," Miss Kaoru said. "You're using your own money." "But, but-" Sano began. "I've got my own 'but' and I don't need your," Miss Kaoru answered coolly. "I already spent my monthly savings," Sano said sadly. "Bothered," Miss Kaoru said. "What's that supposed to mean?" Kenshin asked. "It means 'as if I care'," Miss Kaoru answered smartly. "I'll go buy the tomato seeds," Kenshin said. "but Sano has to do the other job- whatever it is." "Fine," Sano said.
Kenshin began to walk toward the door. "So what's my job?" Sano asked. "You can plant them," Miss Kaoru said. "No fair!" Sano said. "That's the harder job!" "It should be easier for you," Miss Kaoru answered. "Kenshin's almost thirty and you're nearly twenty." Sano groaned.
He looked out the window and there he saw Little Usagi, lying on his back and pigging put on all the ripe tomatoes.
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What'd ya think? If ya'll want, I can make another chapter-it's up to you! Make sure you review! l l l l l V
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Kenshin and Sano were practicing sword fighting outside, amusing the little ones. That was when one of the spotted an usagi (a rabbit). "Usagi!" the young one cried jumping up. He ran after the usagi, and the other boglins (children in British) ran after him. "Usagi!" they all cried. The usagi was headed to other yard behind the house. That was when Kenshin and Sano ceased immediately. "Miss Kaoru!" Kenshin called. "I think Little Usagi's here to attack the tomatoes again!" "Can you scare it out for me?" Miss Kaoru called back. "I'm a wee bit busy!"
Kenshin bravely began to walk toward the other yard, but then he remembered Dr. Barrett- the doctor who had told him most wild rabbits carry around rabies. Kenshin gulped at the thought of getting rabies. "Pull yourself together, mate!" a voice said in his head. "You're a sword fighter! If you can defeat people with a sword, you can most definitely scare a rabbit away from eating tomatoes!" "Um, Sano?" Kenshin called. "What?" Sano called back. "Can you come with me?" Kenshin asked. "I just thought of what Dr. Barrett had said about rabies." "Gladly," Sano said grabbing a wooden stick.
When they approached, Little Usagi was nowhere in sight. They searched for a long time and then Kenshin finally spotted him. "There he is," Kenshin said. Sano walked up to Kenshin and looked at Little Usagi. "So, uh, what do we do?" Sano asked. "At 3, we charge," Kenshin answered. "One. two. three. CHARGE!"
They began to run toward Little Usagi and Little Usagi began to run. But then, it stopped. And then it turned around and looked directly at Sano and Kenshin. "What's it gonna do?" Sano asked. Little Usagi took a small hop. "Let's move back," Kenshin said unsurely. "That way, we have a less of a chance to get rabies." They moved back a few feet and held up their wooden sticks, ready to whack the bunny. (But those weren't Miss Kaoru's orders--- she said scare it, not kill it!) Little Usagi began to hop toward them, about two inches at a time. "It's coming," Kenshin whispered. "Stay ready." Little Usagi approached them, about a foot away. "AAAARRGGGHHHH!" Kenshin and Sano screamed, dropping their wooden sticks and running inside.
They peeked out the window and Sano made a face at Little Usagi. Then the rabbit began to speak. "Bloody cowards!" Little Usagi said with a laugh. "You are such chickens, you can stand up to Hitler himself, I bet, but you can never stand up to me! Muahahahahahaha!" Little Usagi happily hopped toward the tomatoes. Kenshin opened the door and called to Little Usagi, "This is not over yet, blasted usagi! I am Benshin the Katousai- I mean Kenshin the Batousai and no one defeats me!"
"Who are you yelling at, Kenshin," Yahiko asked. "Oh, um, well." Kenshin didn't know what to say. "So, did you scare it?" Miss Kaoru asked. "Well, no," Sano answered. "You mean I've been wasting precious time planting those things for a whole lotta nothing!?" "I guess," Kenshin said with a slight giggle. "Go buy some seeds from the store- right now!" Miss Kaoru ordered them. "Okay sure," Sano said, holding his hand out. "What are you doing?" Miss Kaoru asked. "If we're gonna buy tomatoes, we're gonna need money," Sano answered. "Oh no, sir," Miss Kaoru said. "You're using your own money." "But, but-" Sano began. "I've got my own 'but' and I don't need your," Miss Kaoru answered coolly. "I already spent my monthly savings," Sano said sadly. "Bothered," Miss Kaoru said. "What's that supposed to mean?" Kenshin asked. "It means 'as if I care'," Miss Kaoru answered smartly. "I'll go buy the tomato seeds," Kenshin said. "but Sano has to do the other job- whatever it is." "Fine," Sano said.
Kenshin began to walk toward the door. "So what's my job?" Sano asked. "You can plant them," Miss Kaoru said. "No fair!" Sano said. "That's the harder job!" "It should be easier for you," Miss Kaoru answered. "Kenshin's almost thirty and you're nearly twenty." Sano groaned.
He looked out the window and there he saw Little Usagi, lying on his back and pigging put on all the ripe tomatoes.
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What'd ya think? If ya'll want, I can make another chapter-it's up to you! Make sure you review! l l l l l V