Disclaimers: I don't own Ultra Maniac... but I do own this fic, thank you very much
A/N: yey!!! First day of classes!!!! What kind of troubles will they encounter in it?
Nina: since they had a bull#$&% teacher, I'd say a lot...
Trix: Nina!! Where the heck did you get that language/word/whatever?!
Nina: ...from you...
Ayu: obviously...
Trix: [sweat drop]
ANYWAY... [Rated for the cussing...]
Chapter VI: First Day of ClassesAfter the very long tour day (Nina and Trance fought until sleep) they slept... and the next day...
They had classes. Unfortunately for Nina, Trance was their first Kasyre.
"Ain't I just lucky?" Nina said gloomily.
"As lucky as you'll ever be!!" Maya said.
"Cool!!!" Tsujiai said.
"Blo — no, wait, there's no blood," Ayu said.
"What do you think she's teaching?" Kazuma asked.
"Practically, I would say a really boring subject," Kirishima said.
Riz and Michele came in the room and told them their next subject and where the classroom is. Trance then came in when the bell rang.
"Just sit down," Trance said.
"I thought you said--" Nina started, but Trance cut in, saying, "Just do it!!!"
"Whatever!!!" Nina sat down.
"NOW! First, I will introduce the subject to you," Trance said. "We will ne dealing with the History of all." The whole lot groaned.
Trance did a "really boring" introduction about the history of Balamb... Kaji's favorite subject was History, but the way Trance taught it... he was starting to feel sleepy. Actually, everyone was sleepy...
"Balamb was..." Trance then noticed that everyone almost dozed off... "NO SLEEPING WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" they yelled.
"NOW!!" she practically yelled. "Balamb was made 30 years ago, and 25 years ago, exactly 5 years after Balamb was built, a mission from Hyrule was sent to Headmaster Cid. The students that time were amateurs like YOU and the mission ended after 3 years. Since they are amateurs--"
Suddenly, Nina stood up.
"You mean to say that MY PARENTS were amateurs?! And you too are an amateur?!"
"Of course the Kasyres are NOT amateurs!!!" Trance said.
"You're so mean," Sayaka said. "You just called their parents amateurs when in fact, they're older than you!!"
"Yea!!" Tsujiai agreed. "I'm telling Headmaster Cid what you just called them!!!"
"What is it with you?" Ayu asked. "You are so--"
"Boring..." Riz cut in. When he noticed what he just said, he added, "Oh no! I mean its Ruto's time to teach. And I will be distributing the translators."
"Hey!" Trance said. "What about the notebook thingy?"
"We are not going to give out the notebook thingy anymore," Headmaster Cid, who AGAIN suddenly appeared, said. This didn't shock them because they are already used to it.
But Riz, who wasn't listening, said to Ayu, "Here, Ayu," and he placed the translator in her ear.
"T-thank you," she stammered, blushing.
"UUUYYYYY!!!!" the others said, obviously liking what they have seen. Trance, however, growled, as in, "GGGRRRRR!!!!"
Headmaster Cid cleared his throat. "Riz, please lead them to Ruto's classroom."
After distributing the translators, Riz led them to Ruto's room.
"Ok, here it is," Riz said, as they stopped beside a door, leading to a swimming pool. "Bye...Ayu!!"
"UUUYYYYY!!!!"
"Shut up3x!!!!" [I'm so lazy, ne?]
"By the way," Kazuma said. "Why is there a swimming pool? I men, we're underwater and everything... how did they make it?"
"I don't know..." was all everyone could say.
They went inside. Ruto was there, and she said:
"Ashidori mo karukushite chao, chao... Torumono mo toriaezu chao, chao..." [Samurai X lyrics]
"HA?"
"I know what she said!!" Ayu said, then sang, "Its gonna rain!!"
"WHAT THE--?!"
"Joke3x!! Corny kuno!!" [Now THAT is corny...] Ayu said. "She meant that we are to put on our swimming gear."
"OHH!!"
"How come you understood?" Kirishima asked. "Did you dream that you were memorizing the Zora dictionary?"
"Cool!!" Tsujiai said.
"It's because my translator's on," Ayu informed them.
"UUUYYYYY!!!!" they said as they turned on their translators.
"Please be quiet because our subject is Swimming/Diving." Ruto said.
"Cool!!" again, Tsujiai said.
"Oh, man!!" Maya exclaimed. "I don't know how to swim!!"
"Aha!!" Sayaka said. "So you were lying all along!!" [Pls. read chap 2 for this]
"Me too!!" Nina said.
"Don't worry, I'll help you!!" Tsujiai assured her.
"You're the...uh...COOLEST, Tsujiai!!"
"COOL!!!!!!!"
They changed... in separate rooms, of course!!! After...
"You can swim for now. On our next class, we'll do diving." Ruto informed her class.
Maya raised her hand. "How about those who don't know how to swim?"
"Somebody please help her," she said. "How about...you?" she pointed towards Kazuma.
"R-right..." he said, blushing.
"Cool!! Let's go!!" Tsujiai said, and he got Nina's hand.
"H-hey, wait--"
But too late, Tsujiai dived, still holding Nina's hand. Nina closed her eyes. She thought she was going to drown, but when she opened her eyes, she was in Tsujiai's arms.
Nina hit his shoulders with her small fists. "Stupid!! You scared me half to death!! I thought I was going to drown!!!!!"
Tsujiai went underwater. Nina screamed!! She didn't know [or maybe too stupid to notice] that Tsujiai still had his hands on her waist. He went out of the water, now at Nina's back. [AN: Jish, diba small akng handwriting dnhi na part?]
"HAHA!! Scared ya!!!" Tsujiai said.
Nina was heating up. "GGRRR!!!" she growled.
"Oh, you're heating up!!" Tsujiai hugged Nina. "Let me cool you down..."
Nina closed her eyes. "You really are cool..."
Ayu went near them...
"You guys are so cute!!" she said. "I envy you!!"
"So you wish Riz was here?" Tsujiai and Nina said in unison.
"NO WAY!!!" she denied, but was obviously blushing.
They continued their argument for a long time until Ayu stopped bickering when Sayaka tapped her shoulder and pointed at the diving boards. Both blushed as they saw Riz and Franky something...something... blah, blah, blah... They performed a very excellent dive and they swam to the edge where most of the people are.
"Y-you practice too?" Sayaka asked.
"Of course we do," Franky said. "We haven't completed our lessons yet."
"Ok," Ayu said. "So you'll be having lessons with us?" She now wished she didn't sound... hopeful.
"Of course, wouldn't you like that?" Riz said in a mock hurt tone.
"That's great!! Of course I'd love that!!" then realizing what she said, she immediately added, "Oh, I mean, that's good..."
"A race? Anyone?" Franky asked.
"We're not that fast..." Sayaka said.
"Dive board exhibition?" Riz suggested.
"COOL!!" Tsujiai said.
"But no thanks..." Kazuma said.
"Duh!!" Kirishima said. "We're just starting--"
"Its our first day, you know," Maya continued for him.
"What about the longest time underwater?" Ayu suggested.
"If you're talking about staying underwater, we currently are and I think Headmaster Cid has been underwater for a very long time." Riz said. All sweat dropped.
Franky bonked Riz's head. "Not THAT, Einstein."
Riz rolled his eyes. "I know, dummy. I'm not that literate."
"That would be great," Sayaka said.
"1-2-3-"
They started the contest. Then... one by one, they began to go up for air until Franky and Riz came out of the water yelling:
"WE WON!!!!!!!!!!"
Maya annoyingly pointed at the water to Ayu and Sayaka who were swimming towards something.
"And I thought we were sure winners," Franky said in a disappointed yet happy voice. "Right, Riz? Riz... RIZ!!!!!!!"
Riz looked at him with a sad expression and as if they were telepathic, Franky quickly understood what Riz was trying to say. Then...
"AHHH!!! BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!" Nina yelled for Ayu, since Ayu was the one bleeding. Oh, and Sayaka too.
"Cool!!" Tsujiai said. "Oh, wait... this is NOT cool."
Blood began to fill the swimming pool as everybody tried to get out. Riz and Franky dived back in to get Ayu and Sayaka. Pulling them out of the water was more easier especially in...water. They noticed that cuts have appeared in Ayu and Sayaka's arms and legs and hands and feet and body and... You get my point. They were brought to the infirmary for treatments. Michele was there and was the one who treated their wounds.
"What happened?" Kazuma asked to no one in particular.
"They started to bleed," Maya said.
"Duh, I was there when it happened," Kazuma said.
"Then what's the point of asking?" Maya said exasperatedly.
"I want a more specific answer." He said nonchalantly.
Maya sweat dropped.
"Sounds cool but sorry to tell you that people don't normally just cut up and bleed themselves to death." Tsujiai said.
"Especially underwater," Kaji added.
"You have a point," Kirishima said.
"I'm confused..." Nina said.
"How could this have happened?" Kazuma asked... AGAIN. Maya rolled her eyes.
"Hey!!" Kaji said to the Kasyres. "You four seem to be quiet!!"
"Hurt..." Riz and Franky said in unison.
"No comment," Trance said, folding her arms and leaning against the wall.
"Speechless..." Michele said.
"You did something to them, didn't you Trance?" Nina suddenly said.
"Shut up!!"
"AHA!! I knew it!!!" Nina said. "You're the mastermind!!!!"
"COOL!!" Tsujiai said. "A mastermind!!"
All sweat dropped.
"No she didn't. She couldn't have." Riz said. Trance's eyes lit up.
"Covering up for her, huh?" Nina said suspiciously.
"If Ayu was awake, she would be more hurt than you are to her," Michele said, smirking.
Riz blushed at this. Franky cleared his throat.
"All of you should stop making conclusions until the headmaster gets here," Franky said.
Riz nodded. "I don't he'd be long--"
"Hope you didn't get old waiting," Headmaster Cid, who suddenly appeared AGAIN, said.
"If you look at my face, you'll know we didn't," Michele said.
"What happened to them?" Nina asked her ojiisan.
"How the hell am I supposed to know!!" Cid said defending...ly. "I wasn't there!!"
"We called you to answer our questions," Riz said, slightly sweat dropping.
"Well, I'm sorry, Riz!!" he said sarcastically.
"You're acting like a kid again, Headmaster," Trance informed him.
"If I know, our very own headmaster was the one who did it," Maya said.
Kazuma nodded. "Ya. I second the motion."
Kirishima sighed. "Its not a motion. It's a conclusion or thought or hypothesis or..."
"Whatever!!" Kazuma said, rolling his eyes.
Ayu and Sayaka woke up... but their wounds still hurt that they screamed. Everyone was [obviously] startled.
"Ayu!!" Riz said, looking like he was about to jump to her and hug her. "Are you OK now?"
"Ow...ow...ow...ow..." Ayu said over and over and over again...
"Shit...shit...shit...manure...human waste..." Sayaka said. All sweat dropped.
"The wounds on Sayaka have infected her brain." Franky said.
"Shut – AAAHH!!!!! Shit!!" she screamed.
"If you keep on saying bad words, your wounds will hurt more." Ayu informed her.
"Uy, angel daw..." Maya said, but Ayu glared at her. "Gomen..."
"What happened to you two anyway?" Franky asked.
"I saw Mich in a dress!!!" Sayaka said.
Michele shook her head. "That couldn't be me. Well, for one thing I wasn't there."
"Yea," Riz said. "And if she WAS there, why would she a dress if she's swimming?"
"Riz has a point," Trance said. "...Ok, and Mich too."
"The girl you saw was just a look-alike of Michele. She's actually somebody in Hyrule that I forgot and has died how many years ago." Headmaster Cid said. All sweat dropped.
End of VIA/N: yee!! Mah sixth chappie!!!!!! Memories are coming back to me!! Haay, the good old days... and this was quite long...
Nina: also, Sayaka's saying an awfully lot of cuss words in this chappie...
Sayaka: yea...
Kaji: so you're rating this...
Trix: PG-13!!! Oh, wait... it IS rated in PG-13 already!!! Hahahahahaha!!! Stupid me!!!!
All: [sweat drop] glad you noticed...
Anyways, thanks for all the reviewers!!!!!!!!!!!!! TBC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!