Harry Potter 90210

Disclaimer: Please, Oh Please Review! This is my first Harry Potter fanfic, so don't make fun of me. It's really flufftabulous, but it doesn't have a plot. I've never written with a plot and I never will. SO STOP FLAMING ME!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and I don't own Harry Potter.

Chapter One.

It was the beginning of Harry Potter's 5th year. They all returned from their summer vacation and they all met up at the train station.

"Hi Hermione," Said Harry.

"Hi Harry" Said Hermione.

"Hi Ron," They both said.

"Oh look, there's draco. Grrrrrrr." Said Ron angrily.

Hedwig flew down on Harry's shoulder.

"Polly want a cracker?" She asked.

Woah! How did you teach her to do that?" Asked Ron?

"I cast a speaking charm on her," Answered Harry.

"Oh okay," Said Ron.

Then they got on the train and went to Hogwarts.

(AN: This is really boring, so I'm going to fast forward a bit, kay?)

"Every," Dumbledore said, "We have a new student from America. Her name is Suzie Underpants." After Dumbledore said that, a Beautiful girl came out. She had a flowing mullet that sparkled in the sunlight. All of the guys fell in love with her instantly. Ron had stars in his eyes.

"Wow!" Said Hermione, "She looks really familiar. Actually, she looks exactly like me, only with a mullet. Oh my god! Shes my evil twin Sister from Oklahoma!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dumbledore put the sorting hat on Suzie's mulleted head. "Wow, what a lovely mullet you have!" The hat said in Suzie's ear before shouting out, "GRYFINDOR!"

All of the guys at the Griffindorfer table cheered loudly, but the girls looked mad.

Harry, Ron and Hermione were also at that table cheering. There were floating pumpkins.

"I'm in love!" Proclaimed Ron.

"With who?" asked Hermione, fuming with jealousy. (AN: Hermione is secretly in love with Ron !!!!!!!!)

"With Suzie Underpants! She's so groovy! She's all that AND a bag of chips! And a coke, and a cherry pie. And maybe some chocolate, and marshmallows and grahmcrackers so we can make Smores."

"Stop it ron!" Harry complained, "Your making me hungry!"

"We'd need a spoork to eat it all?" Ron continued to himself. Ron talked to himself a lot, which worried Hermione because that wasn't a good trait for a husband.

Suzie Underpants came over to sit by Harry, pushing Hermione out of the way in the process. But she didn't mind because she was pushed onto Ron, who was loudly complaining "Get off of me Hermione!"

"Hi," Suzie said, "I'm Suzie Underpants and I'm from Oklahoma! I have a mullet! Do you want to touch it?"

Harry and Ron, mesmerized by her mulletly beauty said at the same time, "Yesssssssssssssssssss."

"Oh bloody hell," Said Hermione, "I'm going to talk to the demons in my head."

So Harry and Ron touched the magical mullet, and instantly all of their pains were cured.

That's all I have right now. How did you like it? Was it good? Please review and only good comments please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!