Hey ppl remember us??? Probably not…because NOBODY reviewed our fanfic!!!! Once again we have another flufftabulous delight for you this evening…..and in case you have no clue what happened in the other fanfics…well get off your lazy ass and read them. Ok so we'll give you a little synopsis….Previously on Hogwarts 90210…..Suzie Underpants was really Donny Osmond and Harry, Ron, and Draco are all heartbroken…tear…..oh yea and Hermione is still in love with Ron….NOW ON WITH THE SOMETHING…oh yeaaa… we don't own Harry Potter…otherwise would we be writing fanfics?…no we would swimming in our wealth.

It was a blue gloomy day in Hogwarts for Harry, Ron and Draco….and Hermione…and Snape too….and also Dumbledore…oh hell screw it….everybody was depressed.

Hermione still didnt have her Ronny poo, Dumbledore didnt get to see Joesph and the Technicolor dreamcoat!...and Snape has a bad rash

All of sudden over the loud speakers…..(yes Hogwarts has an intercom system but yet they still write with quills…don't even get me started on that)….Professor Mcgoogle screamed to the students "ATTENTION WIZARDS DUE TO MY MINOR DEAFNESS I AM PROBABLY SCREAMING…SO SORRY BUT DEAL WITH IT…ANYWAYS THERE WILL BE A NEW STUDENT ASSEMBLY DUE TO THE EXEMPTION OF SUZIE UNDERPANTS…ERRR I MEAN MR. OSMOND…THIS AFTERNOON SO MAKE IT A GREAT DAY OR NOT….THE CHOICE IS YOURS!!!...WAIT YOU HAVE NO CHOICE…SCRATCH THAT NEVERMIND WHAT I JUST SAID.
"oh great more wizards!"….grumbled Harry…or was that his stomach grumbling?

"I know….I hope they are all boys so I can't fall in love again" moaned Ron…or could he fall in love with a boy???

"And I hope they are boys too so I can make Ron insanely jealous" thought the conniving scheming Hermione…..MUWAHAHAHAHA

Everyone in Hogwarts gathered to the place where they would hold assembly's…wherever that might be and Dumbledore began to speak……

"Attention wizards…there are some new students that I must cakdkakka"….Dumbledore began to choke and well he died….so the 2nd string Dumbledore took his place….there alright all better…. "As I was saying…well the other guy was saying it but I'm still the same character…this is really confusing anyway……as SOMEONE was saying…there are some new students I would like to introduce you to…please give a warm welcome toooooooooooooooooo Anita Bath and Holden Mcgroin ….COME ON DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

One person clapped and it was Colin Creevey (otherwise known as the paparazzi of Hogwarts…..he's releasing "Hogwarts Uncensored 14" in July)…and that's only because he has no friends

So both of the new wizards had to place the sorting hat upon their heads……

Anita Bath was first…..the sorting hat said "well since you smell horrific….SLYTHERIN!....nobody in the Slytherin house clapped except Draco Malfoy….looks like somebody has a crush…hmmmmm??...and because Draco has no friends…hey maybe him and Colin should hook up!

Next was Holden McGroin….the crowd grew silent…like at a golf match….the sorting hat contemplated… "hmmm where should Holden McGroin go???...well with that kind of name…he should definitely be friends with Ron Weasely…GRYFFINDOR!"

Ron asked Harry and Hermione "well what do you think of the new kid on the block?"

"The boy band or Holden McGroin….cause well they both kind of suck" said Harry

"What are you talking about Harry….I think Holden is DREAMY" shouted Hermione into Ron's ear even though she thinks Holden is ugly…she wants to make Ron jealous

It was somewhere in the Gryffindor house……Holden was frantically looking for his room…. "lets see Im supposed to room with Ron Weasely and Harry Potter…"
Just then Colin came out from behind the potted plant and said "POTTER! I KNOW WHERE HE IS…WE'RE BESTEST BUDDIES CUBED…RIGHT THIS WAY"

Finally Holden reached the door of Ron and Harry's room and knocked on it…..
Harry and Ron opened the door and they both gave each other an "oh shit" look

"HI IM HOLDEN MCGROIN!"….said Holden McGroin…obviously
"You know..you really shouldn't do that" said Ron
Holden was puzzled…. "ohhhh noo Holden McGroin is actually my name…….and I'm your new roommate…can I have a hug???"

Suddenly….Ron's brain fell out…..nobody knows why these things happen….bad things just happen to good people…or they happen to Ron…..anyway his brain was reattached within seconds because we don't have time for a dramatic trauma scene….movin on

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And now back to the show………..a do do do a da da da…yes that is a random Sting song….anyways
Let's cut to Anita Bath's story shall we????
Draco and Anita were both in the Slytherin common room….so Draco decided to show off his moves…yes I know he doesn't have any moves but he thinks he does……..other Slytherins laugh at him, even his two zombie friends, which is pretty bad considering they don't have souls

"Hey Anita…. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"….said Draco
Anita looked straight into his eyes and said "That was extraordinary…..unfortunately it was extraordinarily bad"….Anita has been watching too much American Idol lately

Draco then weeped like a little baby and ran to his room like a 2 year old….cause we all know that Draco is really a pansy underneath all that hair gel in his hair

Ok nobody really cares about Slytherin do they????....right so back to Gryffindor

Meanwhile, Hermione was doing everything in her power to make Ron fall for her…she even tried dressing up as Cupid and shooting an arrow into his ass but that only caused pain for Ron and now he has to sit on those doughnut things

So now she had to think of yet ANOTHER plan to make Ron fall in love and the only thing she could come up with would be to go the most untrusted person at Hogwarts….Professor Snape (he recovered from his rash)…..but how could she do that without anyone knowing???.....it was time to call on the G Girls again!.........That's right time to start blasting the mission impossible music again!

In the middle of the night….The G Girls…dressed in all black of course…decided to sneak through the air ducts to Professor Snape's Office….and yes Hogwarts has air ducts….it was all part of a plan to revamp Hogwarts…they're also installing an exercise room later in the fall (requested by Professor Simmons)……… every year they have to change something to make it supposedly better, because Dumbledore was just like that....well the first one anyways.

The G Girls saw a sound asleep Professor Snape and boy did he snore…he sounded like a chainsaw….so Hermione tapped on his shoulder…..exsqueese me.. Professor Snape are you sleeping?? (supposedly Hermione is the brains of the group…but they're all dumb)

Snape must have been dreaming cause he was talking in his sleep "ohhhhh Dumbledore…I LOVE YOUUUU"…….ok that is now two guys Snape has liked…Draco and Dumbledore…it is now officially confirmed that Snape is gay

Snape awoke and saw Hermione…. "Granger……is……that……you??" (you know the rule that Snape can only speak if he says words 5 minutes apart?)

"yes its me Hermione…I was wondering if you could mix up a love potion for me purrrrrty purrrrty please with a cherry on top"…..Hermione was now lowered to begging

"WHY WOULD I MAKE A POTION FOR YOU!!!!" screamed Snape….he was grouchy from being woken up….
"Because I know that you are in love with Professor Dumbledore and will announce it over the PA system tomorrow morning" said Hermione
"well in that case…alrighty then!"…said Snape
Hermione's plot has worked…thanks to her ingenious plan of blackmail….now her and the G Girls cackled diabolically for a good 3 hours…then they went to bed….cackling makes you tired…..and for next time…..
WILL THE LOVE POTION WORK????....DUN DUN DUN…….WILL HARRY POTTER EVER HAVE ANY DIALOGUE???.....DUN DUN DUN………WILL SNAPE'S LOVE FOR DUMBLEDORE BE DISCOVERED….DUN DUN DUN…….AND WILL DRACO EVER GET SOME?....DUN DUN DUN……AND A COUPLE MORE DUN DUN DUN'S
Alright you all come back na you hear!.....AND YOU BETTER REVIEW CAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND I'VE SEEN WHERE YOU SLEEP!
To be continued…..