Cap. 2
--The next day, in front of a big building.—
Hyoga—In the paper it says it's here.
Ikki—I still think we shouldn't have come.
Shiryu—Oh, do you really think so? Then, bye-bye allowance, and what were we going to live on? You may think being a obo is a lot of fun, but I don't have your exquisite preferences...
Seiya—But, I taught Saori was going to stop paying our allowance anyway...
Hyoga—Yea, but don't forger the salary...
Seiya—Oh, is there a salary?
Shun—Never mind that. Let's get in, maybe, who knows, it may not even be that bad...
Ikki—Of course, work must be very pleasant. I wonder why people don't do it FOR FREE... NEXT TIME TRY AND MAKE SOME SENCE.
Shiryu—Well, let's get in. Saori told us we have to go to some HR department. Let's ask that over there. (To the doormen)I'm sorry, can you tell me where is the so called HR department?
Doormen—Get the elevator there, and go to the 10th floor. It's right there, just by the exit of the elevator.
Shiryu—Thanks.
They catch the elevator, go up to the 10th floor. They get out of the elevator and walk towards the door of the HR department. They walk in.
Shun—We'd like to talk to the director of HR
Dumb blonde secretary—Messrs. Seiya, Shiryu, Hyoga, Shun and Ikki?
Shun—That's right.
Dumb blonde secretary—Go ahead, he's waiting for you.
They enter the Director's office.
Director(Sited on his chair, showing them only his back.)—It's about time. You're 3 minutes late.
Shiryu—Don't I know this voice?
The Director turns in his chair.
Cancer Deahtmask—Of course you know me, Shiryu, and I know you all pretty well too.
All the Bronze Knight—YOU???
DM(DM means Deathmask)—That's right, I myself. What about it, a man needs to work for a living, and this Knight business wasn't working for me, so I had to find something better to do. Besides, this job is perfect for me. If I hadn't been a Knight, I would've become a Human Resources Director right away.
Hyoga—Why is the job perfect for you?
DM—After you spend a few days working here, you'll see why. Now, lets get down to business. I want you to know that I only got this job for you because I was forced to. It was an order from You Know Who, I had to do it.
Shun—Is that supposed to make us feel better about the job?
DM—Of course not. Why do you think I love this job so much? The objective is to make you feel so bad about it that you feel you have to quit. But, above all things, we're going to have fun...
Hyoga—Well, you're out of luck. If we quit, Saori stops supporting us, and we don't want to become beggars.
DM—Well, let's see if you still think that way in a few days. Well this is the situation: like you're so very good, no one in the corporation wanted you to work in their department, so I had to come up with a special department for you... And, like I couldn't create a department with only 5 people, I took the chance to help some of the people who are doing some real work to become free from some of their useless co-workers.... Now, I got to choose a boss for you... Hum, let me think. I know, the boss is going to be that ugly guy in the middle(Seiya).
Seiya—Ugly, me?
Ikki—Seiya? He doesn't even know which day of the week are we in...
Seiya—Oh, never mind them. They're just upset 'cus it's Monday.
All the other Bronze Knights—It's Tuesday!
DM—Hehe, this is going to be really fun. Well, be here tomorrow so that I can introduce you to your future co-workers. Now enjoy your last day of freedom. Muhahaha.
To the lone reviewer(Female Heero Yuy)--I just wanna say that I AM writing it in both languages. And thanks for the review.