Disclaimer: I do not own Furuba.
Note: Just to let everyone know, just because this story bashes Mary Sue's, does not mean that I hate all OC's. It's just, well, there are so many Mary Sue's, and I'm sure it annoys people. And there are a lot of Mary Sue parodies in other series, so why not in Furuba as well? As for the couples, it'll be yaoi, but I'll let you reviewers decide.
"Shut the hell up! Who the hell do you think you are? Stay out of my business." Kyou yelled at Yuki as the both walked into the kitchen.
"You needed my help so I gave it to you!" Yuki yelled back, the two boys completely ignored the two people who were sitting in the kitchen.
"I didn't ask for your help!"
"Kyou-kun, Yuki-kun, we have a guest!" Shigure suddenly interrupted. There, next to him, sat a girl, but not an ordinary, every-day, high school girl, oh no, never a normal girl.
She hard dark blue, beautiful hair, with light streaks of violet. Her eyes were green, with little speckles of blue in them. Her skin, even though no one touched her, was so very soft and clear.
And when she spoke, she spoke fluently Japanese, with no accent what-so-ever.
"Hello. It's nice to meet you!" She stood up and hugged them.
And, GASP!
They didn't transform.
What a shock.
"What the? Why the hell didn't we transform?" Kyou asked Shigure.
"Well, I'm part of the zodiac as well! I transform into a wolf! But only when I want to. I can control it. So I can hug anyone I want!" She said happily. Her voice was sweet, but it annoyed the hell out of Yuki and Kyou.
"She's Akito's half sister, she's half Japanese, half American. She's also the head of the family! She shares the responsibility with Akito. And she's not even weak. She's the strongest person I've ever met."
"Yeah," She giggled. "I can probably beat both of you really quickly."
Yuki and Kyou starred at her. Was she serious? Kyou and Yuki were both very strong. They have been training with Kazuma since they were 5! How could she beat them?
"Miss, umm, I'm sorry, but what's your name?" Yuki asked. Trying to be as polite as possible.
"Mary, Mary Sue."
"Miss Sue, how long have you been training?" Yuki asked her.
"Three years! I was trained by Pai-Mei. He accepted me as a student!"
Kyou and Yuki gasped. About four years ago, they tried to get him to accept him as a student, but he disagreed and sent them away. They trained all their lives, and this...annoying girl who never trained before in her life was accepted by him?! How was that possible?
"Bullshit." Kyou said, and Shigure gasped.
"Kyou. That's not nice. She's a guest! And why would she lie to us?: Shigure asked. What, was Shigure being brainwashed by her? There was no possible way that he could actually like this...thing.
"I'm not lying!" She raised her voice a bit and stood up. If these two beautiful bishie's didn't believe her, then she's show them!
"Yes you are. And you still have all your body parts? You never trained before you were accepted as his student? That's bullshit."
Kyou looked at her angrily and took a fighting stance. Trained by Pai-Mei. Ha! What a laugh!
Well, that's all for now. I hope everyone liked it : I tried.
Oh, and Pai-Mei is a character from Kill Bill: Volume 2. Just felt like adding him in to make Mary more Sue-ish, if you saw the movie, you'll understand.
Note: Just to let everyone know, just because this story bashes Mary Sue's, does not mean that I hate all OC's. It's just, well, there are so many Mary Sue's, and I'm sure it annoys people. And there are a lot of Mary Sue parodies in other series, so why not in Furuba as well? As for the couples, it'll be yaoi, but I'll let you reviewers decide.
"Shut the hell up! Who the hell do you think you are? Stay out of my business." Kyou yelled at Yuki as the both walked into the kitchen.
"You needed my help so I gave it to you!" Yuki yelled back, the two boys completely ignored the two people who were sitting in the kitchen.
"I didn't ask for your help!"
"Kyou-kun, Yuki-kun, we have a guest!" Shigure suddenly interrupted. There, next to him, sat a girl, but not an ordinary, every-day, high school girl, oh no, never a normal girl.
She hard dark blue, beautiful hair, with light streaks of violet. Her eyes were green, with little speckles of blue in them. Her skin, even though no one touched her, was so very soft and clear.
And when she spoke, she spoke fluently Japanese, with no accent what-so-ever.
"Hello. It's nice to meet you!" She stood up and hugged them.
And, GASP!
They didn't transform.
What a shock.
"What the? Why the hell didn't we transform?" Kyou asked Shigure.
"Well, I'm part of the zodiac as well! I transform into a wolf! But only when I want to. I can control it. So I can hug anyone I want!" She said happily. Her voice was sweet, but it annoyed the hell out of Yuki and Kyou.
"She's Akito's half sister, she's half Japanese, half American. She's also the head of the family! She shares the responsibility with Akito. And she's not even weak. She's the strongest person I've ever met."
"Yeah," She giggled. "I can probably beat both of you really quickly."
Yuki and Kyou starred at her. Was she serious? Kyou and Yuki were both very strong. They have been training with Kazuma since they were 5! How could she beat them?
"Miss, umm, I'm sorry, but what's your name?" Yuki asked. Trying to be as polite as possible.
"Mary, Mary Sue."
"Miss Sue, how long have you been training?" Yuki asked her.
"Three years! I was trained by Pai-Mei. He accepted me as a student!"
Kyou and Yuki gasped. About four years ago, they tried to get him to accept him as a student, but he disagreed and sent them away. They trained all their lives, and this...annoying girl who never trained before in her life was accepted by him?! How was that possible?
"Bullshit." Kyou said, and Shigure gasped.
"Kyou. That's not nice. She's a guest! And why would she lie to us?: Shigure asked. What, was Shigure being brainwashed by her? There was no possible way that he could actually like this...thing.
"I'm not lying!" She raised her voice a bit and stood up. If these two beautiful bishie's didn't believe her, then she's show them!
"Yes you are. And you still have all your body parts? You never trained before you were accepted as his student? That's bullshit."
Kyou looked at her angrily and took a fighting stance. Trained by Pai-Mei. Ha! What a laugh!
Well, that's all for now. I hope everyone liked it : I tried.
Oh, and Pai-Mei is a character from Kill Bill: Volume 2. Just felt like adding him in to make Mary more Sue-ish, if you saw the movie, you'll understand.