Summary: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Luna, Neville, girl!Blaise, Draco, Pansy, Crabbe, and Goyle serve detention on the last day of school and Binns forgets to dismiss them! They eventually find Colin also locked in school and the 12 of them are utterly bored. Hermione gets a brilliant idea which turns out to be a BIG mistake. But getting stuck in 1977 can't be that bad, right?

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! All I own is my sneakers (well, that's exaggerating but whatever... it's close enough).

Chapter 3: Bored to Tears

-----

"...And I expect all of you had a great year. Congratulations to Hufflepuff again for winning the House Cup," Dumbledore concluded his speech and dismissed everyone to their dormitories to pack.

"Dammit!" Ron muttered as he, Hermione, and Harry walked upstairs. "Detention in a half hour."

"I don't understand what we are going to do! I mean it's that last bloody day!" Harry exclaimed.

Hermione shook her head and stared at the floor. "I can't believe I have detention...," she mumbled.

Ron sighed, not paying attention to Hermione's moaning. "I know... Professor McGonagall has gone loony, really."

"I can't believe I have detention..."

"I know... well, at least it'll only be an hour long... I guess it won't be that bad," Harry shrugged.

"I can't believe I have detention-"

"HERMIONE! Be quiet!" Ron finally shouted. Hermione jumped in surprise, not even noticing that she was whining. "You've gotten detention before, I don't see what the big deal is!"

"The big deal is, Ronald, I am Head Girl! I shouldn't be receiving detention," she shot at him.

"You're only Head Girl for about another hour and a half! Clam down, I'm sure you're not going to be setting any examples in that time period!" Ron yelled back thickly.

They finally entered the Gryffindor common room. They took about 5 minutes to pack with their wands and they hurried down into the common room to meet each other.

"Are you guys ready for detention?" Ginny asked the trio. Ron looked taken aback.

"You have detention, Gin?" he asked her with a puzzled tone. She nodded and blushed a bit. She quickly grabbed her bags and hauled them out of the common room, Hermione, Harry, and Ron following suit. They made their way to McGonagall's office and put their things in the back.

"Go glad for you to arrive," McGonagall said briskly. Standing next to her was Draco and his cronies, Pansy, Blaise, Neville and Luna. "Take a seat," she said to all of them as she pointed to the desks. Everyone looked dumbfounded, but followed her orders.

"Now, Professor Binns will be watching you, being as I have last minutes things to attend to," she explained quickly. "He will dismiss you in an hour. You are to take your things and hurry down to the Hogwarts Express. Any questions?" Ron raised his hand. "Yes, Mister Weasley?"

"Erm... what are we going to be doing?" he asked hesitantly. She sighed.

"Nothing. There is nothing for you to do, this being the last day of school," and she turned on her heel and walked out of the classroom.

"This is just like detention in muggle school," Harry told Ron.

A minute later, Binns floated in and took a seat at the front of the room.

"I expect you all to be on your best behavior. Just sit quietly," he instructed them. And everything was silent.

"And how many times have you read that book, Granger?" Malfoy asked 20 minutes into the oh-so-boring detention. Hermione jumped a bit and looked at Binns - who was sleeping - before she turned around to Draco.

"Three times," she told him in a nasty voice. She turned back to her 'Hogwarts: A History' but continued to speak. "Why do you care? Don't you have anything better to do than to watch me read?"

Draco took his feet off of the table and sneered at her. "Does it look like I have anything better to do?"

Hermione looked around. Goyle, Crabbe, and Neville were sleeping, Goyle and Crabbe snoring remarkably loud. Harry and Ron were having a quill fight and Blaise was painting her fingernails and toenails. Pansy was staring at a picture of her and Draco kissing in their 6th year... before she was too annoying for his liking. Lastly, Luna was, as usual, reading The Quibbler - a special issue on dancing wands found in pyramids in Egypt - and Ginny was playing with her hair as she inspected the cover of Luna's magazine.

But Hermione didn't tell Draco that she agreed with him... she just turned back around with a small "Hmph" and continued reading.

About 10 minutes later, Hermione closed her book and looked around yet again. Draco was fast asleep, Luna was still reading and Ginny was tapping the desk impatiently. The three sleeping boys remained sleeping while Blaise inspected her just painted nails. Harry and Ron were resting their heads on the desk and Pansy was watching Draco sleep. But as Hermione turned back around, she felt her eyelids become heavier. She felt her forehead hit the edge of the table and drifted off into a light sleep...

"What time is it?" Harry asked when he woke with a start. He wiped a bit of drool off of his face and looked around.

"It's 10 minutes past 8, Scarhead," Blaise said sarcastically as she stopped admiring her nails.

"Oh," Harry breathed. He put his head back down and closed his eyes. Then a thought popped into his head. "10 past 8? Wasn't Binns supposed to dismiss us at 8?"

He jumped up, knocking down his chair, which woke Draco instantly.

"Shut it, Potty," he mumbled as he rubbed his eyes. He blinked a few times as Harry rushed up to the front of the room.

"Professor? Professor!" Harry was shouting as he searched under the desk and behind the movable blackboard.

"What's going on?" Ron asked groggily as he woke up.

"Binns! He's gone!" Harry panted.

"Potter, do shut up," Draco told Harry as he stretched his arms.

Hermione slid further and further down her chair as she slept. Her back was on the seat of the chair while her head was still popped up on the back of it. It was a rather uncomfortable position. Draco walked over and pulled the chair from under her with caused her to wake.

"What's your bloody problem, ferret?" Hermione screamed at the sniggering Slytherin. She rubbed the back of her head, which had hit the floor pretty hard.

"Where'd Binns go?" Ginny inquired.

Luna looked up from her magazine. "I assume he just... drifted off..."

Pansy hated to admit it – and wouldn't anyway – but Luna was probably right.

Luna continued. "So I guess we're... trapped in Hogwarts."

----- REVIEW