Havoc at Hogwarts

Disclaimer: The characters from Harry Potter are the property of J.K. Rowling. The plot of the story and the new characters are my friend Erin's who has kindly let me have it. No reproductions!

Chapter 1: Okay, So we were a LITTLE Bored One Day

Eighteen-year-old Kay sat with her knees drawn up to her chest, sitting on the bank facing the lake. Her two good friends Erin and Lexine were having a catch with a softball not far away. It was one of those extremely muggy mid-summer days when all you wanted to do was strip down to only your underwear and stand inside a freezer.

SPLUSH

"Oh crap!"

Kay nearly jumped when something flew over her head and hit the water. Lexine, blushing, tiptoed over to Kay who had looked back at them.

One thing I, as the author of this story must point out to you is that although the three teenage girls may LOOK normal, they are, in fact as not normal as it is possible to be. Kay is a psi-mage, Lexine is a Wildmage and Erin is a witch (no pun intended). Lets start with descriptions: Kay stands at about 5ft. 4in. tall with short dirty blonde hair dyed with blue and white streaks. Her eyes are brilliant silver--her psi-mage trademark. Lexine stands at about 5ft. 5in. with short sleek black hair with blond highlights and amazing golden eyes. Both Kay and Lexine are mischief- makers...mages are different than wizards in a sense that they do not need to cast spells or use wands and cauldrons. They have their powers already bottled up inside them, which makes them so hyperactive. Our final girl, Erin, is a witch. She stands at about 5ft. 2 1/2 in. tall and has long, dirty blonde hair streaked with highlights in a lighter shade that she usually keeps pulled back into a ponytail. Her eyes are a bluish gray and her skin is fair. She takes her magic more seriously than Kay or Lexine and works hard at learning her spells no matter how often Lexine and Kay tease her.

"What did you do, Lex-chan?" Kay asked.

"Er--your softball..." Lexine cowered when Kay stood up, her eyes narrowing. The psi-mage pointed at the water. "GET it. NOW."

"But--"

"Go on, Lex. Just drain the lake or something." Erin joked.

Lexine rolled her eyes. "No, I am NOT going to drain the lake."

Before they could come to a conclusion on how to get the ball out of the water, Kay put an arm around each of their shoulders, her lips turning suddenly into an evil grin. "You know what?" she asked. "We don't NEED the softball."

Lexine and Erin looked nervously at one another--they could only imagine where this conversation was going. Kay looked at each of them. "Can you guess what I'm thinking?" She asked. Lexine tried to pull away from Kay but Kay wouldn't let her go. "Relax, Lex. We're bored, right?"

Lexine plopped down on the grass, defeated. "Where do you want to go, Kay?" the Wildmage asked tonelessly.

"We haven't ZAPPED ourselves to a book world in quite some time."

Lexine stood up, her hands on her hips. "Erin insisted on ZAPPING us into the Lord of the Flies and let me tell you what a work out we got running away from those nutter kids!"

Erin rolled her eyes. "I thought it would be cool." she glared at Kay. "It wasn't MY fault we landed right on top of Jack during one of his pig hunts."

"Shhhhhuuuusssshhhhh!" Kay ordered.

Both girls stopped bickering and turned with hands on their hips to look at Kay.

"WHAT?" they both asked in unison.

Kay sniggered. "Chill, chicas. Let's head on back to my house and discuss where we want to go."

"HARRY POTTER!" Lexine burst out.

"Ahhhhh!" yelled Kay, holding her hands in a Karate chop position, looking this way and that. "Ahhhhh!"

Erin burst out laughing at the expression on Lexine's face.

"Sorry," Lexine apologized once Kay relaxed.

"Lord almighty, child! DON'T DO THAT!" Kay snapped. "What did you say anyhow?"

"We could to into the Harry Potter universe! I always have the first book with me in my bag just in case and we've never gone there yet."

Kay thought for a moment before her lips curled into an almost frighteningly evil smile and she touched her finger tips together. Erin shrunk backwards, her blue eyes wide. "Kay?" she whimpered. "You're scaring me."

Without another word, the psi-mage grabbed the wild mage's and the witch's hands and drug them back to her house.

Before either of them knew it, the trio were gathered in Kay's room. Lexine had Harry Potter and the Sourcerer's Stone open in her hands and was reading a passage from it:

"Oh, are you doing magic?" she read. "Let's see it, then."

Kay gave Erin a teasing look. "Yeah, Erin." she joked. "Let's SEE it."

Erin gave Kay a punch on the arm.

"Okay, okay...let's ZAP ourselves to the Hogwarts express...the exact scene I'm reading from," Lexine broke in before another fight erupted, but the girls weren't listening to her.

"I'll turn you into a toad, Kay!" Erin screamed as they wrestled on the floor.

"Oh YEAH?" asked Kay in a mocking tone. "TRY it!"

"My wand, Lex." Erin ordered. Kay let out a "HA!" as Lexine gave the oak wand to Erin. Kay stood and folded her arms.

"Go on." she taunted.

Erin aimed the wand at Kay and began chanting "Hornous Totillous!" a bright light shot out of the end of the wand and hit Kay. Lexine cracked up- -in Kay's place sat an ugly, murky green toad.

"VERY--RIBBIT-FUNNY," Kay snarled as her 'toad'-self. Erin folded her arms with a nod.

"Change me back, NOW!" the toad yelled.

Erin bent down. 'If you promise not to tease me about being a witch again, I'll change you back."

A sigh. "FINE."

ERin aimed her wand back at the toad and said "Humanas rediculous!" Kay stumbled when she returned to her normal form.

"OKAY...enough screwing around. If we're going to the HARRY POTTER universe, we'd better leave now...before my parents and sister get home."

Lexine nodded, still sniggering. "And SHUT UP, Lex. That WASN'T funny." Kay said in a warning tone. Then she reached into her desk and pulled out her bag of "magical" chalk dust. "We'll need the book for the portal. Hold it open flat, Lex. Everybody have everything they need?" the girls nodded. "Good...here we go!" she sprinkled the chalk dust in a circular pattern on her wooden floor and ordered the other two to stand inside of the circle. When they were ready, Kay closed her eyes then, her forehead crinkling in deep concentration. A moment later a bright light illuminated the room and all three of the girls disappeared.

A/N: This is just a random story idea my friends and I had at school one day. We like to take different books and ZAP ourselves into the story, causing ruckus everywhere. Basically butchering everything the original author wrote. Enjoy! And no flames, please...but kind, constructive criticism is encouraged. :)