A/N: I know Akira would never sing this... But still, AkiHika Fluff Un!
It was so sweet, I couldn't help myself. Bear with me and my take on Aki-
chan... Please tell me what you think.

Complicated ~Serenade for Hikaru~
(Complicated [by Avril Lavigne] ala Hikaru no Go)

Uh-huh, Go's like this
Uh-huh, uh-huh, that's the game it is
'Cause Go's like this
Uh-huh, uh-huh, that's the game it is

Play me; whatcha waiting for?
Attack; you've seen it all before
And if you had only practised more, you would see...

I like the fire in your eyes
When we're breaking glass with our cries
And if I could only figure out how you become

That somebody else you hide somewhere else
I'll just attack; you can't be lax
You're trying to keep cool
But you know that you can't fool me

Tell me, why'd you have to go and make games so complicated?
I see the way you're twisting and turning the stones in your head each
minute
But Go's like this, so
Kosomi, sagari, atari
And you take all you can and you turn it into territory
You promised me you'd tell me all about Sai someday
Go, Go, Go...

You came over unannounced
Left me thinking you're someone else
Where you are and where he's at
You see, it's beyond me

Walked out; the magic's gone in those
Bad hands; you left only sorrows
I try to heal my heart and let you go then you become

Somebody else like nobody else
Walking this track so I can't relax
I tried to stay cool
But you know a fool can be

Tell me, why'd you have to go and make games so complicated?
I see the way you're twisting and turning the stones in your head each
minute
But Go's like this, so
A tsuke, a hane, an ate
And you take all you can and you turn it into territory
You promised me we'd win it all together someday
Go, Go, Go...

Walk out; you'll return for more
Come back; you're all I'm waiting for
And if you would only stay with me, you will see

Somebody else like everyone else
Trying to get back where I can relax
You'll see past the cool
To the boy and the fool in me

Tell me, why'd you have to go and make games so complicated?
I see the way you're twisting and turning the stones in your head each
minute
But Go's like this, so
Kosomi, sagari, atari
And you take all you can and you turn it into territory
You promised me you'd tell me all about Sai someday
Go, Go, Go...

Tell me, why'd you have to go and make games so complicated?
I see the way you're twisting and turning the stones in your head each
minute
But Go's like this, so
A tsuke, a hane, an ate
And you take all you can and you turn it into territory
You promised me we'd win it all together someday
Go, Go, Go...

A/N: Before you tell me that Akira likes his games complicated, I'd like
to point out that in this song, he actually means the word 'games' two
ways: the games on the Goban and those he thinks Hikaru is playing with
him about Sai and everything else. The 'stones' are also meant both
ways: the Go stones used for playing and the lies Hikaru tells about how
he and Sai are connected; Akira's saying that Hikaru's twisting and
turning the truth all the time. Anyway, I'd like to reply some of my
reviews here...

To Aeis:
Thank you for all of your numerous reviews. It's very gratifying to get one
for nearly every chapter. Join the club; I'm an AkiHika fan too! They're
just so good together!! AkiHika Fluff Un! No, it's not very hard for me to
write these. In my more inspired moments, I can get one song done in just
above five minutes. I wish the characters would sing the songs too... maybe
we can talk their seiyuus into it someday? I hope you liked this song as
much as I did anyway... it just kept running through my head.

To Kleptomaniac Can-opener:
I'm so happy your entire family likes HikaGo; that's too much to hope for
in mine. Glad you liked Slamming Stones enough to sing it at Christmas
breakfast. Thanks for all the comments; I'll try to improve on all the
songs I do after this. For Aki and Shindou, I picked Aki first because it
sounded like Beauty but well... each to his own, ne? And what makes you
think Akira didn't give Hikaru a good banging (yes, I meant it both ways)
after A Whole New Go? Anyway, thanks for reading and reviewing. Oh, yes; I
do this all the time too... Meow!!

To everyone else, I'm really glad you enjoyed this piece of work. Thank you
for all those nice reviews and it's really good to know that you found it
as hilarious as I did and had as much fun reading it as I had writing it.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Hope to keep entertaining you all next
year!