To Everyone: Yes, I know... I am that annoying girl who started a story... and abandoned it.... poor poor story... I am terribly sorry... I hope that you will continue reading... For all of you who reviewed when I very first started this story... Thank you... I know that it is very unprofessional of an author to leave their story hanging like I did... I really hope that you aren't too mad at me... and don't expect me to do this again without notice again in the future... I really am sorry that I did this and I hope that you all continue reading.
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"Oh no... not the sporks..anything but those.. why couldn't you all chase me down pitch forks or something.. wahhhh"
p.s. Sorry about all the ...'s. I gained this syndrome from somewhere unknown, and I am having a hard thime with controlling all of the ...'s
Yami-AJ Yu-Yu-InuCaptor: Yeah I know.. poor Inuyasha... I am so evil coming up with this concept. All cheerleaders arn't that bad... just the ones in math class that whine about how they don't understand how 11=2... But for the most part... I try to stay away from anyone like that...cheerleader or not.... Most of the competitive cheerleaders I have met are nice, and not ditzy so I don't think inu is in too bad of shape... especially woth all those girls and short skirts... Wait... what Am I talking about... Inu is nothing like Miroku.... hmmm.... I will just have to see about this.... .
Kikyouko: Wow... I am like.. on your favorites list... it is odd... I am on a favorite list... That kind of scares me.... Oh man I really enjoyed your story... I am really dumbfounded that someone actually reviewed after I didn't update in such a long time though. You hoped that I would update soon so here it is... I hope it isn't dissappointing.
V-channy-chan: Lol! that was one of my favorite lines out of all of them too... Yeah I know what it is like to have to practice before school even starts, but I am in colorguard sooo I know it is a bit different... My best friend used to be a competitive cheerleader, and I saw how much work they put into even the small things, like facials, and cheering techniques... SO I thought it would be funny to make a fic about it..
InuMaie: You took the ideas right out of my mind..lol.... yes... I would really like to emphisize how much I really appericiate that you were one of my first reviewers... Thank you soooo much...
Anti [.] Poptarts: eheh... so much for updates soon, ne?... I am terriably sorry... I feel so bad, but I just got caught up in my life... there has been major hell in my house for awhile now... I mean, I am trying to balance school with my guard activities, My brother's girlfriend is trying to tell me what to wear (trust me too, no one would want to see me in that type of stuff), and the next thing I know.... My best friend is living in the same house as me.... phew... I have too much to do.... BUT.... Now that I have time I am going to continue one this story on a regular basis... I hope that you still review... I am so sorry...
Jamie aka: Jamie-chan you know what has been going on, and that I have been really busy.. So I need not explain further... just know that your reviews are scaring other people... including myself..
You mean we're cheerleaders
Chapter two: Nothing is as it seems.
Inuyasha walked home with us three guys following him. We were the ones that happen to apologize to the innocent bystanders that Inuyasha either knocked over, or spat nasty comments to. He didn't seem to take bad news very well. I mean, we have all heard of anger management problems, but knocking over old ladies, and insulting young childern was just inhumane. Yet, you see none of us trying to stop him. Why, you ask? Are you kidding me? Would you try to stop a guy that resembles nothing less that a demon when he is mad? I didn't think so...
Now it is to my suprise that suddenly, Inuyasha messed with the wrong old lady.... Old, Ugly, lady... I mean, I shudder to think of how such girls that are beautiful, sexy, lucious, full-uh... eheh... I am getting side tracked here aren't I? It is to my suprise how some women can go from being georgious blossoming flowers, to being old haggy prunes. Then again, some women were born to nag like old hags, take Sango for instance. I never met someone who was so obnoxiuos in my whole life. She won't even let me have one little grope, not one.
Anyways, like I said before, Inuyasha had messed with the wrong old hag this time. As soon as he nugged this old lady, she launched at him screaming, "Youkai!!"
Suddenly Inuyasha became aware of his attacker, and ducked barely avoiding a faceful of unwanted wards. I slowly came to realization tthat this was no old hag, it was the neighborhood psycho, formally known as Kagome's ji-chan...
"Inuyasha, watch out!" I shouted to him as the crazed old man launched another attack of wards at his head. Yet despite the fact that I gave a warning, Inuyasha stared dumbfounded at the impending wards, and my effort was to no avail. Inuyasha went down hard. The old man had definentley got him good. Inuyasha was left lying face first in a puddle of mud.
"Yusho," he shouted while planting one foot on Inuyasha's chest. "No need to thank me young citizens it is all in a day's work of the life of a priest. Come now, and I will show you the exciting life of being one. It is like this constantly, yes, fighting demons. It attracts many ladies too if you know what I mean..."
"Omae o koroso!" Shouted Inuyasha as he came back to conciousness.
"Ha, I'd like to see you try young infidel!" was the response he got back. But before anything could go further a voice shouted out,
"Chotto matte!" It belonged to a fumming Kagome.
"Kagome, stand back as I get rid of this demon," her grandfather commanded.
"What are you talking about? You aren't hurting innocent people again are you? You are so embarressing. That is no demon, that is one of the new cheerleaders."
"Oh! well, you are certinly no demon then. I apologize. A demon could never be well..one of those types of people.."
"Waddya mean old man?"
"Ahem... I see, you've not come out of the closet then... or at least you don't want people to know then.." Kagome's ji-chan snorted as he and Kagome walked off.
"You need to keep the old man on a leash, wench," Inuyasha retorted, but to no avail because Kagome was already walking back down the street, and talking to her granfather. For some reason, I still do not understand, Inuyasha was infuriated at the fact that Kagome completely ignored him. I have to admit that someties she wasn't the brightest of girls, but somehow the fact that she was female made up for it. How it gave me joy to watch her run around with her other fine female friends, their short school skirts swaying with them as they walked. I could hardley wait until tommorrow when we go back to normal uniform. Just one slip of my foot infront of them when they are walking, and soon I would be exposed to.. well do I need to explain further. Oh, I seem to have gotten back off track, anyways. Inuyasha muttered as he got up from the ground,
"Let's go, I am tired of these psychos. No offense, but there are some pretty whacked up people in this city. I mean one minute I think that I am actually going to fit in, but then some scary stalker of my brother's goes and mixes our names up, and signs me up for cheerleading instead of him.."
"What are you going on about," Kouga snapped. For some reason he didn't like Inuyasha. I think he felt threatened that there was another person coming into our little group.
"Oh nothing," he sighed, and cracked his knuckles. "Can we go somewhere that will convince me that this city is not full of a bunch of weirdos?"
"Ughh..you don't want to come to mine," Kouga said making a face. I didn't blame him either, his house had to be the weirdest out of the whole city. He has a ton of family, and they all like to test their strength on Kouga, and his friends. I sudder to think of that one time my parents were out of town and I had to stay at his house. The whole time I was there, we were either running away from his older brothers who wanted to wrestle, or hiding from his little sister who has a facsination with putting makeup on boys and calling them pansies.
"You don't even want to think about going to my house," Shippo retorted. His house was like a living death trap. No matter how many times you've been to Shippo's house, no matter how important you are, you will always get humilated at his house...
"Well I guess my house is out," I muttered. There is noting really wrong with my house, it's just where the house is located. It's not fun to bring your friends over, and open your window to see well... I'll leave the horrid sight to your imagination.
We all looked at Inuyasha, and he caught the drift.
"But you don't want to go to my house... there's well..it's well.." He looked around for an excuse. "It's not finished being unpacked? Yeah that's it..."
"And that would matter to us because?"
"Ughh..dammit.. Well I guess we can go to my house, but only long enough so I can change. After that we have to leave, okay?"
"Agreed"
The rest of the way to Inuyasha's houe was silent. No one dared say anything about the earlier encounter with ji-chan. As we came to the house, Inuyasha spoke up, "Here are the rules... one: no yelling, two: no running, three: no gaping, four: don't do anything that might disturb the so called 'master' of the house.... any questions?"
We shook our heads...
"Oh yeah I forgot.. no sitting on the sofa.. it's mine you hear... all mine and you can't sit on it..muwhaha.." Inuyasha paused and sniffed looking at all of our faces.
Again we shook our heads.
"Good," he said as he put the key in the door and opened it up. It was your typical two story Japanese house. They still had boxes strown across the house here and there, indicating that they had only been here for a few days. Inuyasha gestured for us to sit down, and make ourselves comfortable which I had to admit was kind of hard witout sitting on the couch
"I am going to go change since I have dirt all over me, and then we can do something." Indeed, he did have dirt all over him from his attack. So we all nodded in agreement, and he went to a door that was at the enterance of the hall. Inuyasha paused before he opended it and leered over his shoulder,
"Just remember that in this house, nothing is as it seems." And with that, Inyasha left us, his dear guests, dumbfounded.
We all sat in scilence for a minute, but jumped at once for conversation.
"He's weird," Shippo hissed in an annoyed tone
"And this is coming from the one and only elf known to man," I deadpanned back.
"Are you calling me short, because if you are, I am not... mom just said I was vertically challenged..." he managed to shoot lamely back.
"Yall are both stupid, arguing about something so small when we have a crisis on our hands.. Hello? I mean we're freaking cheerleaders... I don't know abput you two, or that fruity Inuyahsa kid, but I will not stand for being a cheerleader..I mean, who the hell ever heard of boy cheerleaders? Why didn't we just tell the principal it was some prank or something...?"
"Because, my friend, there are certin people, ahem, I mean certin women, on the cheerleading team that I am sure you would want to become your girlfriend... cough, Kagome, cough"
Kouga turned a crimson color in blush and said, "Nuh uh... I have no idea what you are talking about.."
"I beg to differ," I interjected, "you were so nervous when she passed us this afternoon that you didn't notice that you were drooling... I think you need to get over this little embaressment stage and make the next step up.... which is making her happy."
"Ano..."
"And the one thing that would make Kagome happy, is boys on the team, therefore... us on the team equals happiness for us all.."
"For all of us?" Kouga asked rasing an eyebrow, but then put it down quickly remembering what a pervert his friend was.
"What about me, and Inuyasha?" Shippo asked madly.
"We'll just see about this Inuyasha character, but as for you, you know that you won't be able to survive five minutes without us, let alone the time we have practices and competitions."
Shippo pouted for a minute or two, but is was quickly replaced with a smile.
"Now that I think of it, you both are really dumb, and fall for pranks easily," he said under his breath.
"What was that Shippo?" Miroku asked cocking an eyebrow.
"Nothing."
Miroku looked at Kouga when he heard a choking noise come from his direction. Kouga was practically drooling all over himself, and it wasn''t over Kagome. But who? Miroku turned his head towards the direction of the stairs where Kouga was looking. Soon he was frozen in place too, because at the end of those stairs stood the most beautiful women that he had ever seen.
She stood there, with her eyes glaring holes into the boys heads. Her long, sliver hair flowed loosley around her body, and her robe that she was wearing clung sightly to her form.
yeah I know... it's all short and crappy.. but is kindof a filler chapter... plus you know I had to introduce you know who...If you are like, "who is that?" Then my friend you are truley a slow person... oh yeah the japanese words that are in this chapter are below this..so yeah... umm... Don't hurt me?
Ano: Umm, well…
Chotto matte: Now wait just a minute!
Omae o koroso: I am going to kill you
Yusho: Victory