Sora and the Perils of Randomness
By Goggle
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Woo hoo! My first actual fic in ages! But before we get to the cream filling, you have to go through the dry vanilla cake known as the…… Disclaimer! Mwahaha! As you should know, I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Disney, Square, Fanfiction.net, a small island in the Pacific, etc. However, if you own any one of the previously mentioned items/companies and are interested in selling them/stock to me/my people/Stacy the Seahorse, contact me and I'll see what I can do.
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Chapter 1: The Wish
It was a quiet day in Destiny Island. A cool breeze was blowing, the small waves were silently rising and falling, birds were crapping on the heads of the unsuspecting people below, and Sora was waking up to another brilliant Destiny Island sunrise. He yawned and stretched out his arms as he awoke. The air was hot, and beads of sweat formed on Sora's forehead and seeped down his face. After a few more minutes of yawning and stretching, he got himself out of bed, scratched his butt, and groaned, "Ugh…hungry."
Sora grabbed a t-shirt and shorts, and proceeded to put them on. He then ran downstairs to the kitchen, where his mother had just made a seemingly infinite amount of pancakes. Sora exclaimed, "Mmm!" and got himself ten warm, golden pancakes. He removed the syrup bottle from the fridge and grasped the top of the bottle, and pulled it up so syrup could come out. He then turned the bottle upside down and squeezed, waiting for the golden maple syrup to drizzle out. The syrup drizzled out of the bottle and created pools of sweet sugary goodness in the middle of each pancake. Sora then got out his glistening silver metal utensil with sharp prongs for grasping food and his metal utensil with the dull blade for cutting food. To most of us, these utensils would be known as a "fork" and a "knife", but to Sora, these were known as "things in the way of ME EATING MY PANCAKES NOW LET ME EAT THEM, FOOL!" He tossed the fork and knife over his shoulders and picked up the soggy pancakes with his own hands. All at once, he shoved them in his mouth and expressed a happy smile. However, you couldn't really tell that he was smiling, because his mouth was stuffed with ten rather large pancakes. He chewed and swallowed, wiped his mouth with his napkin, washed his hands, and told his mom, "ByemomI'mgoingoutsideplayingwithfriendsdon'tworryI'llcomebackbeforedarkbye!"
With that, he opened up the front door and ran outside.
Sora looked around. "Not much to do," he thought. He then spoke, "I really wish that life here was more fun, more…spontaneous!" With that, a burst of pink smoke appeared ten feet in front of Sora. When the smoke cleared, there appeared to be a tall leggy blonde woman wearing a parka, hot pants, leg warmers, and canvas shoes. She waved her left hand around as she said to Sora, "I am Aztrofollicameesha, goddess of spontaneity. Well, one of 1363 goddesses of spontaneity, actually. I have been sent here because I heard that YOU," she pointed at Sora, "wanted your life to be more fun and spontaneous and ever so unordinary. Is that true?" With every word she had gotten closer to him, and now her finger was pointed squarely between his eyes, with her face not far off. He could see now that she was wearing mauve eye shadow, taupe lipstick, and just a smidgen of rouge. He replied, "Um…yeah. I was asking for my life not to be so….boring! Just for once, I'd like life to be more…random." Aztrofollicameesha tossed her head back and laughed, "You really want your life to be more random? Fine. For one week, your life will be completely spontaneous and random. Things may not be as they have been in the past. Everyone will be acting strangely, but they will all feel that their behavior is normal. One week, and you will find out if you really want your life to be random or not!"
Sora smirked and said, "Okay, I can take on anything. It won't be scary like you say! It'll be fun, and different for once!" Aztrofollicameesha shook her head and with a wave of her hands, said "Fine!" and disappeared in a haze of pink smoke. Suddenly, the air got all wavy and Sora said, "Ugh…I don't feel too well." With that, he fell back, hit his head on a rock, and blacked out.
When he awoke, his wish seemed to come true. What he saw before him was totally random. And for now, he liked it.
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DUN DUN DUN! What does Sora see as he wakes up? Is it totally random? Will I ever update this? Find out all this and more in the next installment of….SORA AND THE PERILS OF RANDOMNESS!
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Please read and review, send ideas, flame, talk about how hot Sora/Kairi/Riku/Britney Spears/Goggle is, whatever. I don't want to have to use the "I want 20 reviews or no new chapters! Grrr!" threat, but if I don't get reviews, I may need to use that. Please review. If you don't review, ten starving children in Africa will be killed by ninjas in pink uniforms with giant novelty pencils riding unicorns! Review, review, review.
By Goggle
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Woo hoo! My first actual fic in ages! But before we get to the cream filling, you have to go through the dry vanilla cake known as the…… Disclaimer! Mwahaha! As you should know, I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Disney, Square, Fanfiction.net, a small island in the Pacific, etc. However, if you own any one of the previously mentioned items/companies and are interested in selling them/stock to me/my people/Stacy the Seahorse, contact me and I'll see what I can do.
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Chapter 1: The Wish
It was a quiet day in Destiny Island. A cool breeze was blowing, the small waves were silently rising and falling, birds were crapping on the heads of the unsuspecting people below, and Sora was waking up to another brilliant Destiny Island sunrise. He yawned and stretched out his arms as he awoke. The air was hot, and beads of sweat formed on Sora's forehead and seeped down his face. After a few more minutes of yawning and stretching, he got himself out of bed, scratched his butt, and groaned, "Ugh…hungry."
Sora grabbed a t-shirt and shorts, and proceeded to put them on. He then ran downstairs to the kitchen, where his mother had just made a seemingly infinite amount of pancakes. Sora exclaimed, "Mmm!" and got himself ten warm, golden pancakes. He removed the syrup bottle from the fridge and grasped the top of the bottle, and pulled it up so syrup could come out. He then turned the bottle upside down and squeezed, waiting for the golden maple syrup to drizzle out. The syrup drizzled out of the bottle and created pools of sweet sugary goodness in the middle of each pancake. Sora then got out his glistening silver metal utensil with sharp prongs for grasping food and his metal utensil with the dull blade for cutting food. To most of us, these utensils would be known as a "fork" and a "knife", but to Sora, these were known as "things in the way of ME EATING MY PANCAKES NOW LET ME EAT THEM, FOOL!" He tossed the fork and knife over his shoulders and picked up the soggy pancakes with his own hands. All at once, he shoved them in his mouth and expressed a happy smile. However, you couldn't really tell that he was smiling, because his mouth was stuffed with ten rather large pancakes. He chewed and swallowed, wiped his mouth with his napkin, washed his hands, and told his mom, "ByemomI'mgoingoutsideplayingwithfriendsdon'tworryI'llcomebackbeforedarkbye!"
With that, he opened up the front door and ran outside.
Sora looked around. "Not much to do," he thought. He then spoke, "I really wish that life here was more fun, more…spontaneous!" With that, a burst of pink smoke appeared ten feet in front of Sora. When the smoke cleared, there appeared to be a tall leggy blonde woman wearing a parka, hot pants, leg warmers, and canvas shoes. She waved her left hand around as she said to Sora, "I am Aztrofollicameesha, goddess of spontaneity. Well, one of 1363 goddesses of spontaneity, actually. I have been sent here because I heard that YOU," she pointed at Sora, "wanted your life to be more fun and spontaneous and ever so unordinary. Is that true?" With every word she had gotten closer to him, and now her finger was pointed squarely between his eyes, with her face not far off. He could see now that she was wearing mauve eye shadow, taupe lipstick, and just a smidgen of rouge. He replied, "Um…yeah. I was asking for my life not to be so….boring! Just for once, I'd like life to be more…random." Aztrofollicameesha tossed her head back and laughed, "You really want your life to be more random? Fine. For one week, your life will be completely spontaneous and random. Things may not be as they have been in the past. Everyone will be acting strangely, but they will all feel that their behavior is normal. One week, and you will find out if you really want your life to be random or not!"
Sora smirked and said, "Okay, I can take on anything. It won't be scary like you say! It'll be fun, and different for once!" Aztrofollicameesha shook her head and with a wave of her hands, said "Fine!" and disappeared in a haze of pink smoke. Suddenly, the air got all wavy and Sora said, "Ugh…I don't feel too well." With that, he fell back, hit his head on a rock, and blacked out.
When he awoke, his wish seemed to come true. What he saw before him was totally random. And for now, he liked it.
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DUN DUN DUN! What does Sora see as he wakes up? Is it totally random? Will I ever update this? Find out all this and more in the next installment of….SORA AND THE PERILS OF RANDOMNESS!
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Please read and review, send ideas, flame, talk about how hot Sora/Kairi/Riku/Britney Spears/Goggle is, whatever. I don't want to have to use the "I want 20 reviews or no new chapters! Grrr!" threat, but if I don't get reviews, I may need to use that. Please review. If you don't review, ten starving children in Africa will be killed by ninjas in pink uniforms with giant novelty pencils riding unicorns! Review, review, review.