Sora and the Perils of Randomness
By Goggle
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I'm too tired to put a disclaimer, but I think you get the point that I own nothing except the seahorse.
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Chapter 3: A Dance, A Mission, A Struggle, A Nude Scene
A tidal wave had just washed over the beach; cake bits, fish, and kids were everywhere. Riku was stuffing his pockets with fish and ran back to his house screaming. Sora shook it off and focused on his honey, Kairi. She was pouting, "Sora, I wanted to sing for you, and now it's ruined. How can I make it up to you?" Sora gulped, and said, "Well, Kairi, how about doing something…random…for me?" Kairi smiled and said, "Oh, okay." She then randomly took out a boom box from the inside of her left shoe, put on the "I Dream of Jeannie" theme, and started doing the robot. Sora liked it. This continued for quite a while, so let's turn our attention to Riku for a minute.
::Part of the story where I focus on Riku begins::
Riku had just come home with pockets full of fish. He needed to dry the fish to smoke them. He removed each fish from his pockets and laid them out on his ridiculously long clothesline in his backyard. Then someone's muse said, "Totally, like, for sure!". The sound hurt Riku's ears and he fell to the ground in a fetal position, crying and saying, "Santa killed Tupac, Santa killed Tupac." The muse then waved her hands and in an instant, the fish was dried. Riku got up off the ground and took the fish off the clothesline and into his bedroom. His mother, who was in the house, didn't question him because she was having tea with a Kingdom Hearts game disc. Once Riku got in his room, he tool out sheets of notebook paper, gingerly placed three fish on each sheet, and then rolled them up. "Ahhh. This is good," Riku said, taking a puff on his fish cigarette. Then the author (yours truly) randomly decided to insert herself in, and make herself exceptionally beautiful and smart, and gave herself superpowers. So she walked over to Riku, said "Ima cop that orange juice!" Riku gave her a funny stare, and his hair turned blond. The author picked him up and threw him through his closed window, causing glass to be shattered and Riku to fall on the beach below his bedroom.
::Part of the story where I focus on Riku ends::
Sora got tired of the dance, so he picked up a rock and hit Kairi in the head. He then noticed that the sun was going down, and he had promised his mom that he'd be back home. Sora hummed the "I Dream Of Jeannie" theme quietly as he walked back to his house. When he entered his house, he notice his mom had been bound to the wall and was under the watch of a German anthropomorphic pig wearing a sweater vest and a mini-skirt. "Whatever," he thought, as he went up to his bedroom.
As he entered his bedroom, Sora noticed that the sand was clinging to his skin and he needed to take a shower. He peeled off each layer of clothes until he was in his birthday suit. He went over to the adjoining bathroom and turned on the shower. As he waited for the water to warm up, he stared at his refelection in the mirror while singing "Eye of the Tiger". He continued his song in the shower. "It's the…eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of our rival, and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night and he's watching us all with the EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE of the TIIIIIIIIGEEEEEEEEEER!" sang Sora, with the last part in a high falsetto.
He finished washing himself off, put on his pajamas, and went into bed, even though it was early and he hadn't eaten dinner. As he fell asleep, he thought, "That wasn't so bad. I can take six more days of this! You'll see, Aztrofollicameesha!"
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DUN DUN DUN! What happens next? Will Sora make it through the rest of the week? Will Riku recover? Will Sora's mom be okay? Will I actually write more? All this and more will be answered in the next installment of SORA AND THE PERILS OF RANDOMNESS!
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Please read and review, send ideas, flame, talk about how hot Sora/Kairi/Riku/Britney Spears/Stacy/Goggle is, whatever. I don't want to have to use the "I want 20 reviews or no new chapters! Arrrrgh!" threat, but if I don't get reviews, I may need to use that. Please review.
Now remains only eight of those children, and the ninjas are beginning to think that unicorns wearing stiletto shoes isn't working for them. Keep it up, guys!
By Goggle
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I'm too tired to put a disclaimer, but I think you get the point that I own nothing except the seahorse.
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Chapter 3: A Dance, A Mission, A Struggle, A Nude Scene
A tidal wave had just washed over the beach; cake bits, fish, and kids were everywhere. Riku was stuffing his pockets with fish and ran back to his house screaming. Sora shook it off and focused on his honey, Kairi. She was pouting, "Sora, I wanted to sing for you, and now it's ruined. How can I make it up to you?" Sora gulped, and said, "Well, Kairi, how about doing something…random…for me?" Kairi smiled and said, "Oh, okay." She then randomly took out a boom box from the inside of her left shoe, put on the "I Dream of Jeannie" theme, and started doing the robot. Sora liked it. This continued for quite a while, so let's turn our attention to Riku for a minute.
::Part of the story where I focus on Riku begins::
Riku had just come home with pockets full of fish. He needed to dry the fish to smoke them. He removed each fish from his pockets and laid them out on his ridiculously long clothesline in his backyard. Then someone's muse said, "Totally, like, for sure!". The sound hurt Riku's ears and he fell to the ground in a fetal position, crying and saying, "Santa killed Tupac, Santa killed Tupac." The muse then waved her hands and in an instant, the fish was dried. Riku got up off the ground and took the fish off the clothesline and into his bedroom. His mother, who was in the house, didn't question him because she was having tea with a Kingdom Hearts game disc. Once Riku got in his room, he tool out sheets of notebook paper, gingerly placed three fish on each sheet, and then rolled them up. "Ahhh. This is good," Riku said, taking a puff on his fish cigarette. Then the author (yours truly) randomly decided to insert herself in, and make herself exceptionally beautiful and smart, and gave herself superpowers. So she walked over to Riku, said "Ima cop that orange juice!" Riku gave her a funny stare, and his hair turned blond. The author picked him up and threw him through his closed window, causing glass to be shattered and Riku to fall on the beach below his bedroom.
::Part of the story where I focus on Riku ends::
Sora got tired of the dance, so he picked up a rock and hit Kairi in the head. He then noticed that the sun was going down, and he had promised his mom that he'd be back home. Sora hummed the "I Dream Of Jeannie" theme quietly as he walked back to his house. When he entered his house, he notice his mom had been bound to the wall and was under the watch of a German anthropomorphic pig wearing a sweater vest and a mini-skirt. "Whatever," he thought, as he went up to his bedroom.
As he entered his bedroom, Sora noticed that the sand was clinging to his skin and he needed to take a shower. He peeled off each layer of clothes until he was in his birthday suit. He went over to the adjoining bathroom and turned on the shower. As he waited for the water to warm up, he stared at his refelection in the mirror while singing "Eye of the Tiger". He continued his song in the shower. "It's the…eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of our rival, and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night and he's watching us all with the EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE of the TIIIIIIIIGEEEEEEEEEER!" sang Sora, with the last part in a high falsetto.
He finished washing himself off, put on his pajamas, and went into bed, even though it was early and he hadn't eaten dinner. As he fell asleep, he thought, "That wasn't so bad. I can take six more days of this! You'll see, Aztrofollicameesha!"
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DUN DUN DUN! What happens next? Will Sora make it through the rest of the week? Will Riku recover? Will Sora's mom be okay? Will I actually write more? All this and more will be answered in the next installment of SORA AND THE PERILS OF RANDOMNESS!
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Please read and review, send ideas, flame, talk about how hot Sora/Kairi/Riku/Britney Spears/Stacy/Goggle is, whatever. I don't want to have to use the "I want 20 reviews or no new chapters! Arrrrgh!" threat, but if I don't get reviews, I may need to use that. Please review.
Now remains only eight of those children, and the ninjas are beginning to think that unicorns wearing stiletto shoes isn't working for them. Keep it up, guys!