Sora and the Perils of Randomness
By Goggle
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And now it's time for the all-singing all-dancing chapter of Sora and the Perils of Randomness! I think it's pretty much a given that I don't own any songs/characters listed in here. And most original characters are not me or my friends, they are just random names I needed as extras.
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Chapter 5: The Talent Show
Sora and Riku had figured out the best act ever for the talent show. Their act was going to be…Heeey! I'm not telling you! You'll have to wait until I get to it! So, as I was saying, they had the perfect idea for an act. They gathered all necessary costumes and materials, and practiced until the big night.
The auditorium was full of people waiting to see talented people perform and untalented people screw up. As people took their seats, a short balding man with a ponytail stood up on stage. He grabbed a microphone and yelled, "People! Quiet down so the acts can come on!" The people became silent. The man then said, "Good! Okay, our first act is Rachel, Karen, and Jackie doing a dance routine! Go, ladies!"
The three girls, all dressed in pink frilly dresses, gathered in a triangle on stage. They looked like they were going to dance to some pop tune. One went over to a boom box and pressed the play button. Out of the speakers came not a Britney Spears song, but a Missy Elliott song. Immediately, the three girls attempted to copy the female rapper's dance moves. Cheers came from the crowd. After the trio finished, the man went back on stage and said, "Okay, ladies, you were great. Now give it up for our next act, Riku and Sora!"
Sora and Riku walked on stage wearing chicken suits with Flock of Seagulls waterfall haircuts. Sora got behind a keyboard and started playing, and Riku held a microphone and sang.
"I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.
And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away. "
Between verses Riku got on the floor and attempted to break dance. The crowd went wild. All the ladies loved the chickens and the 80's music. As Riku and Sora finished their act, red roses and women's underwear were was thrown onstage. The man came back onstage and said, "Great job, guys!" Ten or so more acts went by, but they weren't interesting enough to talk about. So let's skip ahead to Kairi and Selphie's act. The man introduced the girls and they took their place onstage. They both had microphones in their hands. Kairi began to sing.
"I come home in the morning light
My mother says 'When you gonna live your life right?'
Oh Momma dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And girls just wanna have fun
Oh, girls just wanna have fun"
Kairi stopped singing as Selphie took a turn singing.
"The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells 'What you gonna do with your life?'
Oh Daddy dear, you know you're still number one
And girls, they wanna have fun
Oh, girls just wanna have fun"
The girls were dancing around onstage as they finished their act. When they were done, the man came onstage and said, "Okay, you guys we have a winner. And the winner is……SORA AND RIKU!" The crowd went totally wild. The two boys, dressed as chickens, walked onstage to accept their prize, a wheelbarrow full of fish. Riku screamed in delight as he jumped in and writhed around amongst the fish. Sora just shook his head and said to himself, "Aztrofollicameesha, it's been two days so far and I made it. There's nothing that I can't handle."
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DUN DUN DUN! What happens next? Will I actually write more? All this and more will be answered in the next installment of SORA AND THE PERILS OF RANDOMNESS!
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Please read and review, send ideas, flame, talk about how hot Sora/Kairi/Riku/Britney Spears/Stacy/Goggle is, whatever. I don't want to have to use the "I want 20 reviews or no new chapters! Arrrrgh!" threat, but if I don't get reviews, I may need to use that. Please review.
Still eight kids, but the ninjas have abandoned all weapons and horsey-things and just have dull butter knives and rubber gloves. Keep reviewing!
By Goggle
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And now it's time for the all-singing all-dancing chapter of Sora and the Perils of Randomness! I think it's pretty much a given that I don't own any songs/characters listed in here. And most original characters are not me or my friends, they are just random names I needed as extras.
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Chapter 5: The Talent Show
Sora and Riku had figured out the best act ever for the talent show. Their act was going to be…Heeey! I'm not telling you! You'll have to wait until I get to it! So, as I was saying, they had the perfect idea for an act. They gathered all necessary costumes and materials, and practiced until the big night.
The auditorium was full of people waiting to see talented people perform and untalented people screw up. As people took their seats, a short balding man with a ponytail stood up on stage. He grabbed a microphone and yelled, "People! Quiet down so the acts can come on!" The people became silent. The man then said, "Good! Okay, our first act is Rachel, Karen, and Jackie doing a dance routine! Go, ladies!"
The three girls, all dressed in pink frilly dresses, gathered in a triangle on stage. They looked like they were going to dance to some pop tune. One went over to a boom box and pressed the play button. Out of the speakers came not a Britney Spears song, but a Missy Elliott song. Immediately, the three girls attempted to copy the female rapper's dance moves. Cheers came from the crowd. After the trio finished, the man went back on stage and said, "Okay, ladies, you were great. Now give it up for our next act, Riku and Sora!"
Sora and Riku walked on stage wearing chicken suits with Flock of Seagulls waterfall haircuts. Sora got behind a keyboard and started playing, and Riku held a microphone and sang.
"I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.
And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away. "
Between verses Riku got on the floor and attempted to break dance. The crowd went wild. All the ladies loved the chickens and the 80's music. As Riku and Sora finished their act, red roses and women's underwear were was thrown onstage. The man came back onstage and said, "Great job, guys!" Ten or so more acts went by, but they weren't interesting enough to talk about. So let's skip ahead to Kairi and Selphie's act. The man introduced the girls and they took their place onstage. They both had microphones in their hands. Kairi began to sing.
"I come home in the morning light
My mother says 'When you gonna live your life right?'
Oh Momma dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And girls just wanna have fun
Oh, girls just wanna have fun"
Kairi stopped singing as Selphie took a turn singing.
"The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells 'What you gonna do with your life?'
Oh Daddy dear, you know you're still number one
And girls, they wanna have fun
Oh, girls just wanna have fun"
The girls were dancing around onstage as they finished their act. When they were done, the man came onstage and said, "Okay, you guys we have a winner. And the winner is……SORA AND RIKU!" The crowd went totally wild. The two boys, dressed as chickens, walked onstage to accept their prize, a wheelbarrow full of fish. Riku screamed in delight as he jumped in and writhed around amongst the fish. Sora just shook his head and said to himself, "Aztrofollicameesha, it's been two days so far and I made it. There's nothing that I can't handle."
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DUN DUN DUN! What happens next? Will I actually write more? All this and more will be answered in the next installment of SORA AND THE PERILS OF RANDOMNESS!
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Please read and review, send ideas, flame, talk about how hot Sora/Kairi/Riku/Britney Spears/Stacy/Goggle is, whatever. I don't want to have to use the "I want 20 reviews or no new chapters! Arrrrgh!" threat, but if I don't get reviews, I may need to use that. Please review.
Still eight kids, but the ninjas have abandoned all weapons and horsey-things and just have dull butter knives and rubber gloves. Keep reviewing!