Sora and the Perils of Randomness
By Goggle
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Stacy, Stacy, Stacy the Fanfic Seahorse, Could you not sue, she doesn't steal, all that she owns is a one-dollar bill! I own nothing. Nothing, not even this computer. Since the reviews have been just a bit lagging, I wrote some more, because I like reviews. And because I had some free time. I'll try to write more since an idea just popped into my head. So read or else your copy of Kingdom Hearts will come to life and stab you. Just kidding! This may be a short chapter, I'm afraid. But, hey, you read this far, why stop now?
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Chapter 6: Kairi The Fashion Savant
Sora had awoken in the morning feeling an immense pain in his stomach. Thirty minutes later he realized why: his trophy from the previous night was on top of his stomach. He picked it up and threw it out the window. Just then, there was a knock at the door.
Kairi strutted through the door with an armload of clothes, shoes, sweatbands, and various other accessories. She threw the clothes on top of the already sore Sora. He winced in pain and screamed, "Aaah! Get it off me! It hurts to be so fabulous!" Kairi rolled her eyes and said, "As my 379909th official act as your girlfriend, I am going to make you stylish." She picked up a pair of pink hot pants, a black sports bra, black boots, a pink feather boa, and several gold chains.
Sora grinned. "Oh, Kairi," he said, "You don't have to get dressed up all sexy for me. I like you just the way you are. Although, if you really want to, go ahead." Kairi frowned and said. "No, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want! You're going to wear these clothes. I have to make you fabulous, since I already am." She flipped her hair several times, then handed Sora the clothes. He walked into his bathroom to change into Kairi's 'couture'.
Kairi giggled as her boyfriend walked out dressed like a female prostitute. Sora pouted and rummaged through his closet for a sweatshirt and baggy pants. He removed the boa and put on the sweatshirt and pants over his clothes, and walked out the door. Kairi cried, and then she looked at the Best & Worst Dressed issue of People magazine, that just happened to be lying on Sora's nightstand. She was shocked to find herself in a green sweater-dress under the worst dress list. Now the tears were really pouring out.
Meanwhile, Sora was humming "The Safety Dance" and skipping out the door. Just then, two random thoughts popped into his head. The first thought was that it was the fourth day of the random week that he had to make it through, and it would be back to normal at the end of the week. The second random thought was that he had a large fish in his ear.
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DUN DUN DUN! What happens next? Will Sora actually go out wearing that? Will Kairi get off the worst dressed list? Will anything else happen with Riku? When will this story stop having the recurring imagery of fish? Will I write more? Then find out, in the next chapter of SORA AND THE PERILS OF RANDOMNESS!
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Please read and review, send ideas, flame, talk about how hot Sora/Kairi/Riku/Britney Spears/Stacy/Goggle is, whatever. I don't want to have to use the "I want 20 reviews or no new chapters! Arrrrgh!" threat, but if I don't get reviews, I may need to use that. Please review.
Lucky you, there are now only seven kids! The ninjas still have butter knives and rubber gloves, but they now also have toothpicks. Sharp toothpicks. The kids are going to cry soon. Keep reviewing!
By Goggle
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Stacy, Stacy, Stacy the Fanfic Seahorse, Could you not sue, she doesn't steal, all that she owns is a one-dollar bill! I own nothing. Nothing, not even this computer. Since the reviews have been just a bit lagging, I wrote some more, because I like reviews. And because I had some free time. I'll try to write more since an idea just popped into my head. So read or else your copy of Kingdom Hearts will come to life and stab you. Just kidding! This may be a short chapter, I'm afraid. But, hey, you read this far, why stop now?
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Chapter 6: Kairi The Fashion Savant
Sora had awoken in the morning feeling an immense pain in his stomach. Thirty minutes later he realized why: his trophy from the previous night was on top of his stomach. He picked it up and threw it out the window. Just then, there was a knock at the door.
Kairi strutted through the door with an armload of clothes, shoes, sweatbands, and various other accessories. She threw the clothes on top of the already sore Sora. He winced in pain and screamed, "Aaah! Get it off me! It hurts to be so fabulous!" Kairi rolled her eyes and said, "As my 379909th official act as your girlfriend, I am going to make you stylish." She picked up a pair of pink hot pants, a black sports bra, black boots, a pink feather boa, and several gold chains.
Sora grinned. "Oh, Kairi," he said, "You don't have to get dressed up all sexy for me. I like you just the way you are. Although, if you really want to, go ahead." Kairi frowned and said. "No, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want! You're going to wear these clothes. I have to make you fabulous, since I already am." She flipped her hair several times, then handed Sora the clothes. He walked into his bathroom to change into Kairi's 'couture'.
Kairi giggled as her boyfriend walked out dressed like a female prostitute. Sora pouted and rummaged through his closet for a sweatshirt and baggy pants. He removed the boa and put on the sweatshirt and pants over his clothes, and walked out the door. Kairi cried, and then she looked at the Best & Worst Dressed issue of People magazine, that just happened to be lying on Sora's nightstand. She was shocked to find herself in a green sweater-dress under the worst dress list. Now the tears were really pouring out.
Meanwhile, Sora was humming "The Safety Dance" and skipping out the door. Just then, two random thoughts popped into his head. The first thought was that it was the fourth day of the random week that he had to make it through, and it would be back to normal at the end of the week. The second random thought was that he had a large fish in his ear.
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DUN DUN DUN! What happens next? Will Sora actually go out wearing that? Will Kairi get off the worst dressed list? Will anything else happen with Riku? When will this story stop having the recurring imagery of fish? Will I write more? Then find out, in the next chapter of SORA AND THE PERILS OF RANDOMNESS!
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Please read and review, send ideas, flame, talk about how hot Sora/Kairi/Riku/Britney Spears/Stacy/Goggle is, whatever. I don't want to have to use the "I want 20 reviews or no new chapters! Arrrrgh!" threat, but if I don't get reviews, I may need to use that. Please review.
Lucky you, there are now only seven kids! The ninjas still have butter knives and rubber gloves, but they now also have toothpicks. Sharp toothpicks. The kids are going to cry soon. Keep reviewing!