Sora and the Perils of Randomness
By Goggle
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You know you want it, baby. Here's another chapter. I thought I might take the time to tell you that Kingdom Hearts belongs to Square and Disney, or a combination of that. The song "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" is a Lennon/McCartney song, which I think still belongs to Michael Jackson. Argh. And no animals were harmed in the making of this chapter (or the previous one either).
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Chapter 8: La La How The Life Goes On
Sora arose on a new morning and remembered it was the 5th day of his random trials. He brushed his hair out of his face as he wondered where the time had gone; the past few days had seemed like only moments. Sweet, precious moments laced with whipped cream and ammonia, ice cream and rat poison.
He got out of bed and looked at his dog, La Toya, laying on the floor in a little ball of chocolate brown fur. As he put his hand on his dog, he came to three realizations. The first was that his canine companion was cold and not breathing. The second was that La Toya was dead. The third realization was that he had to make funeral arrangements immediately.
Sora, Kairi, Riku, and the other Final Fantasy characters who were in Kingdom Hearts for the munny gathered in Sora's living room. La Toya was in a casket (if you could call it that, since it was just a cardboard box that had previously housed a computer monitor). The kids came up to the casket to pay their last respects and place flowers inside. Sora's eyes were welling up with tears, but everyone else seemed pretty nonchalant about it.
Kairi served as the organist, playing Sora's piano. She really was a pretty sight, despite the bashing she had been through in the days before, and despite the bashing she was going to experience in approximately 2 minutes and 27 seconds. She was wearing a black skirt, a tan top, and black boots. Her hair was pulled back into a bun with a clip, and a single white lily was tucked behind her right ear. She sat at the piano, ready to play La Toya's funeral song.
Sora had requested Ave Maria for such a solemn occasion, but Kairi had always thought that La Toya was just a stupid dog, and made up her own mind on what to play. She placed her fingers on the white keys of the piano and began to play while singing.
"Desmond has a barrow in the market place
Molly is the singer in the band
Desmond says to Molly - girl I like your face
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand
Obladi oblada life goes on bra
La la how the life goes on
Obladi oblada life goes on bra
La la how the life goes on"
Sora was, as they say, enojado. His so-called girlfriend had made fun of his dog's death with a lighthearted Lennon/McCartney tune about love and life and Obla-Di-Bla-Da! She could have at least played "Let It Be", which is more funeral-appropriate. He was outraged at Kairi's insensitivity. He picked up the box containing the body of his ex-dog and threw it at Kairi.
Kairi had fallen off the piano bench and onto the floor. Tears poured down her cheeks as she looked out her outfit. Her clothes and hair were a mess, and she smelled like dead dog. She cried out to Sora, "Don't you see the point of the song? Life goes on! And if you won't let me make my point, then that's what you'll have to remember. From now on, Sora, we're through! I never want to see you again, you insensitive wanker jerk!"
Sora said, "Huh." Riku turned to Sora with a sly smile as they both watched Kairi storming out of the house.
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DUN DUN DUN! What happens next? Will I continue to bash Kairi? What did that 'sly smile' from Riku mean? Will I write more? Then find out, in the next chapter of SORA AND THE PERILS OF RANDOMNESS!
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Please read and review, send ideas, flame, talk about how hot Sora/Kairi/Riku/Britney Spears/Stacy/Goggle is, whatever. I don't want to have to use the "I want 20 reviews or no new chapters! Arrrrgh!" threat, but if I don't get reviews, I may need to use that. Please review.
Still seven kids. That kid who I thought was coming down with something, it turned out he just had a cold. But he feels all gross and has a runny nose. The ninjas have started poking him with their toothpicks. Come on, save the kids.
By Goggle
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You know you want it, baby. Here's another chapter. I thought I might take the time to tell you that Kingdom Hearts belongs to Square and Disney, or a combination of that. The song "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" is a Lennon/McCartney song, which I think still belongs to Michael Jackson. Argh. And no animals were harmed in the making of this chapter (or the previous one either).
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Chapter 8: La La How The Life Goes On
Sora arose on a new morning and remembered it was the 5th day of his random trials. He brushed his hair out of his face as he wondered where the time had gone; the past few days had seemed like only moments. Sweet, precious moments laced with whipped cream and ammonia, ice cream and rat poison.
He got out of bed and looked at his dog, La Toya, laying on the floor in a little ball of chocolate brown fur. As he put his hand on his dog, he came to three realizations. The first was that his canine companion was cold and not breathing. The second was that La Toya was dead. The third realization was that he had to make funeral arrangements immediately.
Sora, Kairi, Riku, and the other Final Fantasy characters who were in Kingdom Hearts for the munny gathered in Sora's living room. La Toya was in a casket (if you could call it that, since it was just a cardboard box that had previously housed a computer monitor). The kids came up to the casket to pay their last respects and place flowers inside. Sora's eyes were welling up with tears, but everyone else seemed pretty nonchalant about it.
Kairi served as the organist, playing Sora's piano. She really was a pretty sight, despite the bashing she had been through in the days before, and despite the bashing she was going to experience in approximately 2 minutes and 27 seconds. She was wearing a black skirt, a tan top, and black boots. Her hair was pulled back into a bun with a clip, and a single white lily was tucked behind her right ear. She sat at the piano, ready to play La Toya's funeral song.
Sora had requested Ave Maria for such a solemn occasion, but Kairi had always thought that La Toya was just a stupid dog, and made up her own mind on what to play. She placed her fingers on the white keys of the piano and began to play while singing.
"Desmond has a barrow in the market place
Molly is the singer in the band
Desmond says to Molly - girl I like your face
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand
Obladi oblada life goes on bra
La la how the life goes on
Obladi oblada life goes on bra
La la how the life goes on"
Sora was, as they say, enojado. His so-called girlfriend had made fun of his dog's death with a lighthearted Lennon/McCartney tune about love and life and Obla-Di-Bla-Da! She could have at least played "Let It Be", which is more funeral-appropriate. He was outraged at Kairi's insensitivity. He picked up the box containing the body of his ex-dog and threw it at Kairi.
Kairi had fallen off the piano bench and onto the floor. Tears poured down her cheeks as she looked out her outfit. Her clothes and hair were a mess, and she smelled like dead dog. She cried out to Sora, "Don't you see the point of the song? Life goes on! And if you won't let me make my point, then that's what you'll have to remember. From now on, Sora, we're through! I never want to see you again, you insensitive wanker jerk!"
Sora said, "Huh." Riku turned to Sora with a sly smile as they both watched Kairi storming out of the house.
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DUN DUN DUN! What happens next? Will I continue to bash Kairi? What did that 'sly smile' from Riku mean? Will I write more? Then find out, in the next chapter of SORA AND THE PERILS OF RANDOMNESS!
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Please read and review, send ideas, flame, talk about how hot Sora/Kairi/Riku/Britney Spears/Stacy/Goggle is, whatever. I don't want to have to use the "I want 20 reviews or no new chapters! Arrrrgh!" threat, but if I don't get reviews, I may need to use that. Please review.
Still seven kids. That kid who I thought was coming down with something, it turned out he just had a cold. But he feels all gross and has a runny nose. The ninjas have started poking him with their toothpicks. Come on, save the kids.