((Don't own YYH, the YYH theme song, Koori no Naifu wo Daite, Honey I'm home, or anything else that might have been done in here...all I own is my nick name, and the right to boss Yusuke around))
It's a boring Friday night. Kitsune and Kipsie are taking a break from homework and stuff, when Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara show up...invited by non other then Kipsie. All I'll say is...DUN DUN DUN!
Yusuke: Hey, I can sing!
Kipsie: blinks Really? Go ahead then.
Yusuke: I...
Hiei-Kuwabara: NO!!!!!!
Kurama: Please, he can't be that bad.
Hiei-Kuwabara: glares
Kurama: blinks Sorry, Yusuke...
Kipsie: watching silently with an evil little grin
Yusuke-Hiei-Kurama-Kuwabara: blinks
Kipsie: WHY THE HELL DO YOU MEN KEEP BLINKING?!
music starts playing
Kurama: Running in a crowd,
Kurama-Hiei: in a faceless town,
Kurama-Hiei-Kuwabara: I need to feel the touch of a friend.
Kurama-Hiei-Kuwabara-Yusuke: In the countryside, I wander far and wide. The isolation gets me again.
Kitsune: jumps in for solo I don't know where to go,
Kitsune-Kurama: when I feel like crying, oh my.
Kurama: It's time to open myself,
Yusuke: do something new!
Kitsune: Go, Yusuke!
ALL: I want to stop, and grow up a bit.
Hiei: Then suddenly, my power and confidence start swelling up,
Kurama-Hiei: magically erupts,
ALL: and it's all because of kindness that I feel, from people I don't even know.
Yusuke: Then suddenly,
Hiei: my intuition and my wisdom grow,
Kurama: and then I know,
Kitsune: that most of all I sense compassions wield,
ALL: into strangers where ever I go! Thank you for waking me up!
Kipsie: As we walked in fields of gold!
ALL: blinks
Kipsie: STOP BLINKING!!!... ... ... ... Karaoke Party! stage pops out of no where, pyrotechnics go off and...yeah
Yusuke: A little late, don't ya think?
Kipsie: strobe lights and loud music stop ...no head bob...music and strobe lights start up again
Kurama: grabs microphone I'm up for another round.
Kuwabara: takes microphone away No way, fox-boy! This things long enough already. We don't need another song.
Kurama: ... Can I sing later?
ALL (but Kurama and Kipsie, of course): anime fall
Kipsie: grabs everyone and shoves them on stage SING!!!!!!!! evil glare
ALL (but Kipsie): scared
Hiei: turns to Kurama It's all your fault.
Yusuke: Just give him the mike!
Kuwabara: hands Kurama microphone
Kurama: Thank you. walks up on stage
music starts playing
Kurama: Kokoro no mizuumi no soko ni koori wo haritsume nagara
Ikite yuku no ga ore no shukumei
Tatakai nuku sono tame ni
Kokoro no hotori de anata ga yasashiku ore wo yonde mo
Mimi wo fusaide Hashiru hi mo aru
Koori no naifu wo daite
Dakedo itsu no hi ka heiwa ga
Kono yo wo atatameta nara
Itetsuku souru mo tokedasu hazu sa
Purizumu wo hanachi nagara...
Sono hi ga kuru made Keep on going.
We are fighting. Don't stop...
Mirai wo shinjite kirikome
Ikiru koto wa kake da kara
Jibun wo shinjite tobikome
Jidai wo tsukuru tame ni Woh ho ho
Kitto itsu no hi ka chijou ga rakuen ni kawaru you ni
Ore no buki sae tokaseru hodo no
Hizashi ni afureru you ni...
Sono hi wo motomete Keep on running.
We are fighting. Go on...
Mirai e no hashi wo watarou
Ikiru koto ga kake naraba
Kooritsuku tsuribashi datte
Hashitte watatte yaru Woh ho ho
Mirai wo shinjite kirikome
Ikiru koto wa kake da kara
Jibun wo shinjite tobikome
Jidai wo tsukuru tame ni Woh ho ho
Going to my dream
Fighting for my friends
Running to my dream
Fighting for my friends
Kokoro no mizuumi ni kakaru niji no hashi wo miru hi made...... While the ice spreads at the bottom of my heart
To go on living is my fate
Battle draws me to that end
Even if you call me gently close by my heart
My ears are stopped for there are also the running days
Embracing the knife of ice
But someday if peace warms this world
Even the frozen soul shall melt away
While the rainbow spreads free...
Till that day comes Keep on going.
We are fighting. Don't stop...
Believe in the future, slash on
Because life is a gamble
Believe in yourself, plunge in
To make a new era woh ho ho
Surely the earth shall turn into something like a paradise
Like one filled with the shining sun
That can make even my weapons melt...
We ask for that day Keep on running.
We are fighting. Go on...
Let's cross the bridge to the future
If life is the bet
We shall run and cross
Even the frozen hanging bridge
Believe in the future, slash on
Because life is a gamble
Believe in yourself, plunge in
To make a new era woh ho ho
Going to my dream
Fighting for my friends
Running to my dream
Fighting for my friends.
ALL: applause
Kurama: bows
Hiei: kicks Kipsie
Kipsie: OW!
Hiei: You just had to encourage him, didn't you?
Kitsune: Koori no Naifu wo Daite! Nice choice!
Hiei: punches Kitsune YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!
Yusuke: What's wrong with singing?
Hiei: glares
Yusuke: What?
Kipsie: I think Hiei's jealous of Kurama's singing voice!!! OOOOOOO! BURN! Eep! hides behind Kurama
Kuwabara: I like Hiei's singing voice.
Yusuke: gives Kuwabara a funny look
Kuwabara: I mean, he can sing, and well, uh...
Yusuke: And you can't.
Kuwabara: Right. Wait, NO!
Kipsie: still hiding behind Kurama Hiei has a pretty voice peeks out from behind Kurama
Hiei: unsheathes sword and teleports near Kipsie Silence, human!
Kipsie: eep...
Kurama: Now, Hiei. Be gentle.
Hiei: Quiet, fox!
Yusuke: Hiei's got his bandages in a bunch.
Kitsune: Aw, what is this? National Abuse The Hiei Day?
Yusuke: looks around Yeah. Pretty much. runs away from Hiei
Kipsie: But I love Hiei jumps out from behind Kurama and hugs Hiei OOOO! I wanna sing! grabs mike and jumps on stage, then in funny voice sings SING, TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, THE SUN MAY NEVER EVER SHINE!
Kurama: smiles nervously
Kuwabara: singing continues in background MAKE IT STOP!!!
Kipsie: LONG AGO, ONE FINE DAY! keeps singing from there
Kurama: Hey, wait. I think I know this one. tries to pick up
Kuwabara: Haven't you had enough for one day???
Kurama: thinks for a moment You are right... I should give you a chance! pulls out lyric sheet Here you go! It's your turn.
Kuwabara: Umm... reads lyrics Uh, tra la la, sun, um... the sun... uh, here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo...
Kurama: Wrong song.
Kuwabara: starts crying and runs off the stage
Yusuke: back now Kurama! You made Kuwabara cry!!!
Kipsie: stops singing, blinks, then breaks out into a fit of hysterical laughter
Kurama: I-I didn't mean to... I meant Kazuma no harm, I...
Yusuke: NICE! Go Kurama!!!
Kurama: Uh... huh? Is this a human trait I never picked up on?
Kipsie: laughter continues
Kurama: I'm afraid I do not understand.
Yusuke: Nah. It's nothing new. Torturing Kuwabaka... I mean Kuwabara is routine for me.
Hiei: You have no life.
Yusuke: Well, that WAS true for a little while, but I'm alive again.
Hiei: Humans are such morons... sighs
Kipsie: stops laughing Kitsune? looks all sad Kit...kitty? Kittysunny? runs around in frantic circles yelling Kitsune until contact with a wall is made
Kitsune: taps Kipsie on shoulder I'm behind you...
Hiei: I rest my case...
Kipsie: blinks...looks all confused I see no muskrats...GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: still utterly confused, but hugs anyway
Yusuke: Muskrats?
Kipsie: grabs Yusuke
Hiei: begins to walk away
Yusuke: Oh no, if I have to go through this, so do you!
Hiei: I do not have to share your suffering, Spirit Detective. I am a... HEY!
Yusuke: grabs Hiei
Kipsie: Awwwwwww!!
Hiei: grumble grumble
Kurama: You have to learn human ways if you are to live in the Ningenkai. The Makai is much different, but after a while, it is not difficult for one to learn the ways of the human world.
Hiei: still grumbling
Kipsie: to Kurama Stop being factual...it's not...well it is cute...STOP CONFUSING ME! to Hiei Lighten up small fry! pinches cheeks
Hiei: face reddens DON'T TOUCH ME YOU FILTHY STUPID TOUCHY-FEELY LOVEY- DOVEY MORTAL!!! AHHHH!!!!!!! teleports away
Yusuke: When Hieis get angry.
Kipsie: looking in the direction of the now gone Hiei, chin quivers I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! sobs Oh well...hugs Kurama
Kurama: Public displays of enthusiastic affection... It certainly makes one think...
Yusuke: Can I... ya know, leave now? I... uh... have to get to school.
Kurama: Yusuke, you haven't been to school in four and a half weeks. What makes you excited to go at this very moment?
Yusuke: I have to catch up on my studies...
Botan: Funny. I don't think I have ever witnessed you study.
Yusuke: freaks out WAH! How did you get there??!!
Botan: ....... I walked. Oh! Hi, Kurama!
Kurama: blushes slightly, bows head Botan.... nervous grunt
Kipsie: looking confuzled, shrugs I thought this was a Karaoke Party! jumps on stage The car won't start, it's falling apart
Botan: Hey, I know this!
Kipsie-Botan: I was late for work and my boss got smart
Kuwabara: My panty line shows, got a run in my hose
music stops
Kipsie-Botan: frightened blinking
Yusuke: Kuwabara.... How do you know that song?
Kuwabara: sweat drop Uh, Shizuru listens to it.
Botan: Shizuru doesn't listen to music very often, especially not this kind...
Kuwabara: How do you know that??? Huh? HUH???
Botan: stares Ahem...
Kuwabara: Oh yeah. The... uh... Grim Reaper thing...
Kipsie: confused again...shrugs and goes back to singing My hair went flat, man I hate that.
Kipsie-Botan: Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, I realized I forgot my purse.
Yusuke: When in doubt, use stupid last-minute rhymes...
Kipsie: slaps
Kipsie-Botan: With all this stress I must confess...
Kuwabara: jumping in randomly This could be worse then PMS!
Yusuke: KUWABARA!!! punches in the face NOT A GUY SONG!!! engages in angry brawling
Kipsie: collapsing in hysterical laughter...again OMG...can't.....breathe...faints, wakes up...remembers the song...starts laughing
Kurama: Perhaps we should just forget the singing, ne?
Botan: Before one of them gets hurt.
Kitsune: Who do you think will win?
ALL: looks at fight, then at eachother Yusuke.
Kuwabara: Thanks for all your supp...ow!
Yusuke: Less talking, MORE DYING!!!!
Botan: Now Yusuke, you can't kill Kazuma. That could be enough to strip you of your rank and send you back to the Spirit World for good.
Kuwabara: Yeah! Listen to the pretty girl with blue hair!
Yusuke: But that's boring... knocks Kuwabara out
Hiei: Did I miss something?
Kipsie: HIEI!!!
Hiei: No! braces
Kipsie: finishes shoving spoonfuls of pure sugar in mouth YOU'RE BACK! runs to tackle Hiei, misses, and runs head first into a wall Mother Goose!
Hiei: growls THAT'S IT!!! ENOUGH!!! demon transformation DIE!!! runs after Kipsie
Kitsune: Kurama, does Hiei get better eyesight when he gets those eyes all over his body?
Kurama: One would think so, but I'm really not sure. That's something to take up with Hiei himself.
Kitsune: Is that safe?
Kurama: ponders for a moment No. Probably not.
Kuwabara: That's almost as bad as trying to count the points on his hair...
Kitsune: You've... tried?
Kipsie: running past I HAVE!
Kuwabara: Maybe...
Kitsune: Hey, wait. You woke up awfully quickly.
Kipsie: stops running starts bouncing up and down Badger badger badger badger Mushroom mushroom Badger badger badger badger Mushroom mushroom
Yusuke: Who gave her sugar?
ALL: points at Kuwabara
Kuwabara: WHAT??? Today is NOT my day...
Kipsie: runs around singing I'm a little tea cup Paper cut...lemon juice...lemon lemon lemon lemon...I like watermelons...HELLO PRINCESS FOOT clings to Kitsune
Kitsune: NO! tries to shake off Kipsie Kurama? Some assistance?
Kurama: grabs Kipsie and puts her down away from Kitsune
Yusuke: How did this all start?
Kurama: You wanted to prove that you could sing.
Yusuke: Oh yeah! smiles brightly
Kitsune: So, it's you're fault!!!
Yusuke: Wait, NOOOO!
Kitsune: It's ok. I won't hurt you.
Yusuke: panting Bless you...
Kitsune: But he might... points to Hiei
Yusuke: What? Ack! Hiei, wait, this isn't fair! I... ow! HEY! I have a bruise there!
Hiei: Really? drives fist into bruise
Botan: Shouldn't we do something?
Kurama: No. Let them quarrel. They will get over it sooner or later.
Botan: Kurama's words of wisdom!
Kurama: smiles lightly
Kipsie: passing between them Break it up love birds. having hypered herself tired La la la sings 42nd Street really quietly, then in random out burst I HATE THAT SONG! IT'S STUCK IN MY FRIGGIN HEAD!!!!! beats little holes into the wall and falls asleep Muskrat.
Botan: Love birds???
Kurama: coughs, then laughs nervously
Yusuke: stops running Love birds! Hahahaha...
Hiei: loses control and crashes into Yusuke HEY! If you're going to stop like that, WARNING IS GOOD!!! continues chasing Yusuke
I wonder if the house will survive long enough to be the setting for Chapter 2 (dun dun dun)