((Don't own any of the songs in this fic, or YYH))
Boring Saturday...as usual. Kipsie is in her room, banging her head on the wall.
Kipsie: Need...activity...brain...overload...Swedish meatballs...hits head on tack by accident, stumbles backwards Need... aspirin.
After taking an aspirin and sitting around saying random things to calm her brain, Kipsie finally goes to her room and puts socks on.
Kipsie: walks into the kitchen, grabs a hair brush, stands in the center of the kitchen, and starts singing What do you go for? Go see a show for does a dance Tell the truth you go to see those beautiful running slide on knee's Dames!
doorbell rings several times accompanied by furious knocking
Kipsie: singing and dancing
Yusuke: gets tired of waiting at the door, barges in to see Kipsie...feeling speco
Kipsie: doing a spastic dance Slim trim or curvy, sweet shy or nervy, there is nothing as divine as beautiful, no star can shine like beautiful, bring on that line of bea...
Yusuke: turns on lights, causing the disco ball and strobe lights that randomly appeared to go away Uh...what are you doing?
Kipsie: frozen in last pose with wide eyes...speechless
Kuwabara: holding in laughter
Kipsie: abruptly stands up and walks over to Kuwabara Need I remind you of LAST NIGHT?!
-Flashback-
Kuwabara: My panty line shows got a run in my hose
-few minutes later-
Kuwabara: this could be worse then PMS
-end flashback-
Kuwabara: on the verge of tears
Kipsie: pokes a big bruise left by Yusuke
Yusuke: Alright, normally I love watching people beat up on Kuwabara, but this is pathetic.
Kuwabara: whimper, chin quivers
Kipsie: feels bad for Kuwabara...wow, that's a first Oh, I'm sorry Kuwabaka pats on head
Kuwabak...ra: now mad Hey! That's not my name!
Kipsie: Ok Bubbles, take a walk pushes into a broom closet, turns to Yusuke So...why are you here?
Yusuke: Because you called us up and told us to come.
Kipsie: Hmmmmm...
-Flashback-
Kipsie: In a sugar induced bored rampage, picks up the phone and dials Yusuke's number
Yusuke: Hello?
Kipsie: OMG! THE MR. FUNKY CHICKEN SINGS! HARK LITTLE BRACELETS...SING TO THE MORNING LIGHT! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: dead silence
Kipsie: So, get your lazy botox...butox...self over here now! hangs up
Yusuke: slowly puts the phone down
-end flashback-
Kipsie: Oh...scratches head I think some one's been lacing my sugar with LSD or something...
Yusuke: frightened stare
Kipsie: Jk man, I ain't trippin' with da trips...ma homie G...are you down with the bling bling cha ching cha ching home skillet confused look
Hiei: Do you even know what you're saying?
Kipsie: If I knew, I bet I wouldn't say it.
Yusuke: Ok, so we got over here, now what?
Kipsie: ponders, snaps fingers. The stage pops out of the floor, disco ball and strobe lights come down
Yusuke-Hiei: NOT MORE KARAOKE!!!!!!
Kipsie: turns on radio and hands Yusuke the mike
Naughty Girl by Beyonce comes on
Yusuke: jumps on stage and starts singing along
I'm feelin sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame
I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
Baby the minute i feel your energy
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin so crazy babe
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
You're so sexy, tonight i am all yours boy
The way your body moves across the floor
You got me feelin n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
Baby the minute i feel your energy
The vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin so crazy babe
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
Yusuke: finishes singing and doing his little dance
ALL: cricket cricket...cough cough...baby cries
Kuwabara: And you made fun of me for singing a girly song!
Yusuke: blank stare
Hiei: Jagan eye exposed and glowing
Kipsie: Ok...thats creepy.
Kurama: smacks Hiei upside the head Stop controlling Yusuke's mind!
Hiei: What mind?
Yusuke: Okay, Shorty! That's it! You're going down! chases after Hiei
Kipsie: Hey Kurama...have you seen Kitsune around?
Kurama: No, why?
Kipsie: She was here earlier, but I can't find her.
-flashback-
Kipsie: at the height of the sugar induced rampage GLOW WORMS!
Kitsune: Kipsie...what are you doing? No...get away! AHHHHH!
Kipsie: shoves Kitsune into a broom closet
-Later-
Kipsie: shoves Kuwabara into the same broom closet
Kuwabara: lands on Kitsune
Kitsune: bottle of Oxy Booster falls on head Ow...
-end flashback-
Kipsie: shrugs and watches Yusuke chase Hiei
Kurama: pulls up a chair and holds out a bag of popcorn
Kipsie: You aren't going to resolve this?
Kurama: Not now.
Kipsie: What have you been smoking?
Kurama: fixed on Yusuke and Hiei Excuse me?
Kipsie: innocently Nothing.
-Later-
Kipsie: pacing back and forth in front of Yusuke and Hiei, both of whom are bound gagged Now, normally I love a good fight...when Kuwabara is getting his butox whooped.
Kuwabara: from closet Hey!
Kipsie: Now, I'm going to let you go...and I want you to go to separate corners and play nice...ok?
Yusuke-Hiei: nod
Kipsie: frees them
Yusuke-Hiei: glares daggers
Kipsie: points to corners GO!
Yusuke-Hiei: goes to corners, never looking away
Kipsie: Alright. jumps on stage, and turns on karaoke version of Imaginary
I linger in the doorway
Of flirtatious boys and lots and lots of makeup
Let me stay Where the boys will whisper to me
Where the makeup as it's falling tells a story
In my field of too much makeup
And girl scout cookies in my hand
I lay with Gregg for lots of hours
And watch my makeup fall from over head
Don't say I'm out of touch
With the latest styles of 2004
I know well how slutty I can make myself
And the boys who will come crawling for make outs
In my field of too much makeup
And girl scout cookies in my hand
I lay with Gregg for lots of hours
And watch my makeup fall from over head
Swallowed up in the sound of my singing
Cannot cease for the fear of losing friends
Oh how I long for a really good voice
Unlike the one that I have now
In my field of too much makeup
And girl scout cookies in my hand
I lay with Gregg for lots of hours
And watch my makeup fall from over head
Kurama: Wait, those aren't the actual words.
Kipsie: Correct-u mondo. It's a parody I made up about the stereotypical popular person...
Kurama: Then...who's Greg?
Kipsie: ...not sure...
Kurama: blinks
Kipsie: Suddenly...I fell like...I need to do something...
Yusuke: remembers Kuwabara in the closet and starts laughing
Kurama: Perhaps you should let Kuwabara out.
Kipsie: thinks OOOO, I forgot he was in there. Oh, do I have to...it's been so nice without him.
Hiei: True, it has been pleasant. However, I don't want him to suffocate off cleaning supplies...I'd like to have that honor evil grin
Kipsie: backs away O....k...little scared now. runs to closet, opens it
Kuwabara-Kitsune: tumbles out of closet
Kipsie: Hey, Kitsune...what are you doing here?
Kitsune: You've already seen the flashback, so I'll spare you.
Kipsie: ...??
Kitsune: Another sugar spree.
Kipsie: Oooooooooooo.
Kitsune: Wow Kipsie.
Kipsie: in that little sing songy voice Anyway!
Kurama: So...what exactly are we supposed to be doing?
Kipsie: Slicing boredom into a ton of little itty bitty pieces.
Yusuke: BAD METOPHOR!
Kipsie: LOL
Yusuke: Your stupid.
Kipsie: trips over Yusuke's foot and hits a chair I'm numb.
Professor Person: That only works metaphorically. You can't be emotionally numb, otherwise, you would be dead. Besides, to be numb would mean that you still feel pain or something.
Kipsie: blinks absently Uh...points at knee I meant, my knee is numb.
Professor Person: Oh...disapobles
-Later more-
pizza delivery man is running for his life
Hiei: sheaths Katana
Kipsie: Wow, thanks for getting us free pizza Hiei.
Yusuke: That's probably a once in a life time opertunity.
Hiei: glare Watch it detective.
Kipsie: BOYS! slaps Relax...do we have to go to separate corners again?
Hiei-Yusuke: No mother.
Kipsie: happy again Ok skips into living room with pizza
Yusuke-Hiei-Kurama: extange glances and shrug
As long as Kipsie doesn't get hold of the storage shed filled with highly caffinated soda...we should all make it to chapter 3.